Authors Note:
Hi people! I'm back with, yet again, with a hilarious chapter. Inu yasha and Kagome have to find a way to get out of being "CAUGHT" at something. Will they be able to do it, or will it be disaster? Enter Kouga!
Chapter 5: Are you gay?
Miroku stood very still, eyeing them carefully. No one spook for a very long time. All that was heard was the sound of the woods and Shippo snoring. Kagome stood nervously beside Inu yasha. The tension was so thick that you could practically cut it with a Knife. Inu yasha was the first to speak.
"I can explain EVERYTHING." He said in her own voice.
Miroku just tilted his head to one side. Unexpectedly he gave a little grin. " Kagome I know that you and Inu yasha were doing the Deed." He said with a little smirk on his face.
"Oh but Miroku were in LOVE!" screamed Inu yasha lifting his hands in the air. Kagome felt embarrassed for him and for herself as well.
Miroku shook his head and closed his eyes. "I'm dreaming. Your just dreaming Miroku." He told himself as he walked off. "I'm going back to bed." he walked off acting as if he had seen or heard nothing.
Kagome let out a sigh of relief. Knowing that Miroku was gone and he didn't even ask them that much questions. But Inu yasha gave a scornful look on his face." I cannot wait till were out of each other's bodies. You weird bleeding freak!"
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Kagome was behind a bush getting dressed, the embarrassing episode last night still played in her head. When she had finally got dressed, Miroku came walking towards her. "Hi Miroku." She replied with a grin. But she got anything but a grin back.
"What in the fuck are you doing," he asked then replied "Is you gay?"
Kagome was very taken back. But the angry part got the best of her "FUCK NO!" She screamed back at him. "Are you?!"
" Well I'm not the one wearing Kagome's school girl outfit!" he smiled with a very mischievous grin on his face. Kagome look down.
Her face fell down looking at what 'HE' was wearing, "Yeah! That's why you're wearing a dress."
"IT is a ROBE!" he screamed at her then he turned down his voice "Besides I'm not the one who has THEIR ....um...Jon hanging and dangling."
When Kagome looked down she saw that Inu yasha's genitals were hanging out of her small skirt. Her face went scarlet. She thought of something fast. "IT WAS A DARE! KAGOME MADE ME DO IT!"
"Inu yasha, you are seriously, seriously whipped." He replied shacking his head.
Kagome was so embarrassed. She turned around and walked off pulling down her skirt, her head hung.
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Inu yasha was sitting in the river watching all of them have fun. Sango walked up to him "Kagome I love your outfit. What is it?"
Inu yasha grew tense ' How in the hell was he supposed to explain this' "Um... It is something that you bathe in. It is .....Uh....uh....It's bath.....bath clothes!" he replied.
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Kagome hummed to her self as she began to rub her legs. 'O h it's so hot! How can he- he has long nails. AND THERE YELLOW!' she thought glancing toward her bag. 'It's time to clean this dude up!'
She went to her school bag and got out everything that she needed. Her hairspray, gel, manicure and pedicure set, hairbrush, nail polish, all her make-up, hair ties, ribbons and facial gel she also got out the cucumber from lasts night dinner out of her bag. She set it all in front of her. 'Their'
She pulled Inu yasha's hair to one side. 'OMG! He has split ends!' She brushed her hair and finally gave up. 'First I'll wash it then trim it.' She thought. A good 30 minutes late she was finally brushing his hair. When it was straight and smooth. She pulled it up to the top of her head.
Next, she put the green facial gel on to her face. As she let it set on her face, she grabbed her manicure set and began to do his nails. She trimmed and cut them. After that she did his toes. Which was in the WORST condition since Inu yasha wore no shoes and he did all that jumping and fighting. When all that was done, she washed of the gel from her face. Kagome rubbed her hands up and down Inu yasha's face as she felt how soft it was from the way that it was before ' Much better.' She thought.
When she got out the copper nail polish, the scent must have attracted all the others attention. Because when she looked up and seen that they were all looking at her. "What?"
'What is she doing to me?' Inu yasha thought horrified that he seen himself with his hair pulled up nails were a different color and his hair looked ... Soft. But when he looked up he seen a very big guy the size of NORMAL him hop down, pick him up and jump off.
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Kagome seen Kouga grab Inu yasha and hop off. Every one was to busy worrying about 'Kagome' then to notice that she had been putting in nail polish and doing her make-up.
"We have to get Kagome back!" Sango replied to the others. Sango turned to Kelala and nodded. Kelala transformed into her big cat-thingy as they all hopped on.
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Kouga brought Inu yasha to a cave were he was chasing him around the cave trying to touch her ass. Inu yasha hated Kagome had no powers. " Oh c'mon babe, just let me touch you." He said in a seductive tone then he growled trying to sound sexy. Inu yasha shuddered.
When Kouga came up to him very fast and touched his breast. Inu yasha backed up and extended his arms. "NO TOUCHIE! NO TOUCH!" He screamed running around.
Kouga thought it was sexy. "Baby got back, Kagome!" he then tackled her to the ground.
"HEY! HEY! WHAT THE HELL IS YOU DOING?!" Inu yasha yelled furiously trying to pry the VERY horny Kouga off of him.
Kouga pinned her arms down and puckered his lips. He gave Inu yasha b big wet kiss! Inu yasha always knew that when you hit a man in the groin the man would double up. So he lifted his leg and kicked him in the penis. Inu yasha heard a loud crunch.
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So sorry it took so long. But im backs. SNEAK PEAK: THE TRUTH IS OUT!
Hi people! I'm back with, yet again, with a hilarious chapter. Inu yasha and Kagome have to find a way to get out of being "CAUGHT" at something. Will they be able to do it, or will it be disaster? Enter Kouga!
Chapter 5: Are you gay?
Miroku stood very still, eyeing them carefully. No one spook for a very long time. All that was heard was the sound of the woods and Shippo snoring. Kagome stood nervously beside Inu yasha. The tension was so thick that you could practically cut it with a Knife. Inu yasha was the first to speak.
"I can explain EVERYTHING." He said in her own voice.
Miroku just tilted his head to one side. Unexpectedly he gave a little grin. " Kagome I know that you and Inu yasha were doing the Deed." He said with a little smirk on his face.
"Oh but Miroku were in LOVE!" screamed Inu yasha lifting his hands in the air. Kagome felt embarrassed for him and for herself as well.
Miroku shook his head and closed his eyes. "I'm dreaming. Your just dreaming Miroku." He told himself as he walked off. "I'm going back to bed." he walked off acting as if he had seen or heard nothing.
Kagome let out a sigh of relief. Knowing that Miroku was gone and he didn't even ask them that much questions. But Inu yasha gave a scornful look on his face." I cannot wait till were out of each other's bodies. You weird bleeding freak!"
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Kagome was behind a bush getting dressed, the embarrassing episode last night still played in her head. When she had finally got dressed, Miroku came walking towards her. "Hi Miroku." She replied with a grin. But she got anything but a grin back.
"What in the fuck are you doing," he asked then replied "Is you gay?"
Kagome was very taken back. But the angry part got the best of her "FUCK NO!" She screamed back at him. "Are you?!"
" Well I'm not the one wearing Kagome's school girl outfit!" he smiled with a very mischievous grin on his face. Kagome look down.
Her face fell down looking at what 'HE' was wearing, "Yeah! That's why you're wearing a dress."
"IT is a ROBE!" he screamed at her then he turned down his voice "Besides I'm not the one who has THEIR ....um...Jon hanging and dangling."
When Kagome looked down she saw that Inu yasha's genitals were hanging out of her small skirt. Her face went scarlet. She thought of something fast. "IT WAS A DARE! KAGOME MADE ME DO IT!"
"Inu yasha, you are seriously, seriously whipped." He replied shacking his head.
Kagome was so embarrassed. She turned around and walked off pulling down her skirt, her head hung.
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Inu yasha was sitting in the river watching all of them have fun. Sango walked up to him "Kagome I love your outfit. What is it?"
Inu yasha grew tense ' How in the hell was he supposed to explain this' "Um... It is something that you bathe in. It is .....Uh....uh....It's bath.....bath clothes!" he replied.
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Kagome hummed to her self as she began to rub her legs. 'O h it's so hot! How can he- he has long nails. AND THERE YELLOW!' she thought glancing toward her bag. 'It's time to clean this dude up!'
She went to her school bag and got out everything that she needed. Her hairspray, gel, manicure and pedicure set, hairbrush, nail polish, all her make-up, hair ties, ribbons and facial gel she also got out the cucumber from lasts night dinner out of her bag. She set it all in front of her. 'Their'
She pulled Inu yasha's hair to one side. 'OMG! He has split ends!' She brushed her hair and finally gave up. 'First I'll wash it then trim it.' She thought. A good 30 minutes late she was finally brushing his hair. When it was straight and smooth. She pulled it up to the top of her head.
Next, she put the green facial gel on to her face. As she let it set on her face, she grabbed her manicure set and began to do his nails. She trimmed and cut them. After that she did his toes. Which was in the WORST condition since Inu yasha wore no shoes and he did all that jumping and fighting. When all that was done, she washed of the gel from her face. Kagome rubbed her hands up and down Inu yasha's face as she felt how soft it was from the way that it was before ' Much better.' She thought.
When she got out the copper nail polish, the scent must have attracted all the others attention. Because when she looked up and seen that they were all looking at her. "What?"
'What is she doing to me?' Inu yasha thought horrified that he seen himself with his hair pulled up nails were a different color and his hair looked ... Soft. But when he looked up he seen a very big guy the size of NORMAL him hop down, pick him up and jump off.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kagome seen Kouga grab Inu yasha and hop off. Every one was to busy worrying about 'Kagome' then to notice that she had been putting in nail polish and doing her make-up.
"We have to get Kagome back!" Sango replied to the others. Sango turned to Kelala and nodded. Kelala transformed into her big cat-thingy as they all hopped on.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kouga brought Inu yasha to a cave were he was chasing him around the cave trying to touch her ass. Inu yasha hated Kagome had no powers. " Oh c'mon babe, just let me touch you." He said in a seductive tone then he growled trying to sound sexy. Inu yasha shuddered.
When Kouga came up to him very fast and touched his breast. Inu yasha backed up and extended his arms. "NO TOUCHIE! NO TOUCH!" He screamed running around.
Kouga thought it was sexy. "Baby got back, Kagome!" he then tackled her to the ground.
"HEY! HEY! WHAT THE HELL IS YOU DOING?!" Inu yasha yelled furiously trying to pry the VERY horny Kouga off of him.
Kouga pinned her arms down and puckered his lips. He gave Inu yasha b big wet kiss! Inu yasha always knew that when you hit a man in the groin the man would double up. So he lifted his leg and kicked him in the penis. Inu yasha heard a loud crunch.
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So sorry it took so long. But im backs. SNEAK PEAK: THE TRUTH IS OUT!
