A/N: Sorry it took so long to update, but as you can see I got addicted into reading General Hospital Fanfiction. (It's a soap opera.) So here goes(

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Inu yasha jumped when Kouga kissed him. 'How gross.' He thought wiping off his mouth in utter disgust. But as he looked down, Kouga was holding his private part. But he was such a pervert; he was laying underneath her looking up his skirt.

"Smells like fish market under their." He said holding his nose.

Inu yasha closed his legs as he wrapped his legs around Kouga's neck. He blushed though.

Just then Sango, Miroku and Kagome rode in the cave on Kelala's back. " Kagome!" said Miroku "Tusk, Tusk you naughty little girl. If you just wanted a little something, something I would have gave it to ya." He said in a little growl, Sango hit him upside the head.

"Horny bastard." Sango muttered.

"Inu yasha, stop making me look like I want Kouga!" Kagome declared putting her hands on her hips.

" Don't put your hands on my hips you filthy woman!" he yelled.

"I'm confused." Said Miroku scratching his head.

"I'm Kagome and that's Inu yasha!" Kagome declared pointing to Inu Yasha.

They looked dumbfound as Kagome began to explain. " We switched body's when Inu yasha's sorry ass was fighting Naraku!"

"So.So I was hitting on .. A. man!!!???" Miroku shrieked like a woman.

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