Dean Thomas stared down at his paper, his eyes wide & his nose pushed against the desk. The word 'Potions' now said Hippopotamus & he was quite confused. He tucked a braid behind a dark ear & looked up at a bright window, his mouth hanging open. He heard an Irish whisper behind him.

"Dean, are ya alright?" A friend of Seamus's muttered, leaning forward on her desk & rustling her papers. Dean turned slowly around & blinked at her.

"OH MY GOD, IT'S A MOOSE!!!" Dean screamed at her, standing up & pulling at his hair. "GET OUT OF HER DESK! GET OUT; GET OUT EVIL MOOSE BEING FROM SUGARLAND!"

The girl stared at him, her mouth open & her eyes wide. "I. er. um. Wha?" She leaned back in her desk & glance around. She soon felt a rush of air as Dean ran past her & grabbed Harry's hand.

"My my! Look! It's Harry Potter! Let me trace your scar!" He made a little heart on Harry's forehead & ran over to Hermione Granger. "OH MY GOD! YOU'RE A GIRL! I CAN'T FREAKING BELIEVE IT!!!!!" He collapsed to the ground; his hands tangled in his hair & crawled over to Draco Malfoy, who looked horror struck. Dean's dark nose was soon right on top of Draco's pale one. "I dun like you. Go away WIATCH!" He screamed the last word in his face, spraying him with spit.

"DEAN THOMAS, GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!" Draco screamed, shoving Dean away. Professor Snape soon had Dean in a headlock & was dragging his flailing body towards the double doors & up to the Hospital Wing. His screams were heard for 10 minutes.

"NASTY BEAVER-LIKE CREATURE! TAKE YOU FURRY PAWS OFF ME! JAGGED TOOTHED FROG-MISTER! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TOUCH MY HEAD! IHATE YOU HUMBLE PIPER! I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYTE YOOOOU! LOT ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Professor Flitwick turned to the class, his beady eyes now wide. "Stress, students, stress."