Life of an Office Girl Prologue

Papers. Papers. And guess. More papers.

'We have too much paper!!' screamed Kagome in her mind. 'Lord, this company has to many papers to shred!! And to top it off, my 'to shred' box always seems to overflow!!'

'Grrrrr, why did I even decide to get this job?' Kagome though helplessly as she put more paper into the shredder. This time, her box was servile inches off the due date.

"Aha, past due date again Kagome?" said a girl as Kagome started hitting the machine as it jabbed up again.

"Oh shut up, Sango." Replied Kagome as she opened the door and pulled the overflowing bag of shredded papers out and tied it up.

"Hahahaha, don't blame me for not reminding you to do it." Said Sango as she walked into the room from the doorway. Today, Sango wore a light blue, long sleeve, business shirt with a dark, navy blue vest over it. She had the usually, almost skin tight forming skirt that stopped at her knees and black high heels. Her hair was up in the high ponytail, which she rarely did.

"I just have so many papers, I'm downing in them!!" shouted Kagome, shredding the rest of her papers and pulling her hair. She wore a white, long sleeve business shirt and a navy vest like Sango, also the almost skin tight skirt just a few inches above her knees. She also wore black high heels. Hey, it was the dress code for the girls. What was she supposed to do?

"I can agree with you there." Said Sango patting Kagome on the shoulder. "Come on, its coffee time and God knows you need it."

"You're right." Kagome said as she stopped pulling her hair, "I've been up since 6:00 am and have only had two cups to drink."

"Yesh, I still say they are overworking you!" said Sango as they headed down the hall.

"Yeah, but lets forget our troubles and drink the coffee!!" said Kagome, throwing her arms up in happiness. God, how she loved her coffee!

Unknowing to them, two other people had the same idea as them.

~*~

"ARRRRRGGGGGG!!" shouted InuYasha as his computer, yet again, crashed for the 10th time in the past half-hour. Lord, he needed a new computer!

"So, this is the 10th time Inu?" asked a young man peering over his cubicle wall and watching InuYasha bang his head on his desk.

"YES! Miroku, I need a new freaken computer!!" shouted InuYasha as he grabbed a floppy and forcing it into the computer.

"Whoa, take your stress out somewhere else," said Miroku as he hung over the wall with his arms. "Maybe a cup of coffee will cool your temper down."

"Yeah, maybe your right." InuYasha said, getting out of his rolling chair and walking out of his cubicle with Miroku following him. InuYasha wore a loose black business shirt and slightly worn blue baggy jeans.

"Hey, you know I'm always right" Miroku said as he slapped InuYasha's back. Miroku was wearing a blue business shirt and tight navy jeans. ~a/n: come on, I can see you drooling!!~

"Yeah, maybe I should grope every pretty girl I see?!" shouted InuYasha at his best friend as they were walking down the hallway to the coffee lounge.

"HEY! I RESENT that kind of stuff! I am a pure, (snort) honest, (another snort) and a hard working (yet another snort from InuYasha) man!" said Miroku punching the wall lightly. "Why are you always so mean to your best friend?!"

"'Cause you're fun to tease and you DO grope girls! Don't make me say it louder!" answered InuYasha as his amber eyes looked around the hall to see if anyone DID hear him.

"All right. I give up." Miroku said in defeat as he opened up the door, unaware of the two girls at one of the tables.

"All righty then, lets get that coffee now!" said InuYasha, also not noticing the two girls, his silver hair floating in back of him.

Kagome and Sango were quietly chatting, sipping their coffee, reading the newspaper or working on some of their zillion reports, both oblivious to the two men that walked in the coffee lounge to.

"Arggg!!" Kagome said as she noticed that she sipped her coffee dry.

"Wow, I didn't know that you needed coffee that bad, Kagome" said Sango looking up from her newspaper that read 'Funnies' on the top.

"I'll be right back."Kagome said as she got up from her seat and holding her cup, "and Sango?"

"Hmmm?"

"Shut up"

"HEY!"

Kagome quickly sprinted away before her best friend strangled her to death. She knew how angry Sango got, and it was NOT, I repeat, NOT a very pretty sight.

As she was walking to what it seemed to be the ONLY coffee machine in the company, she wasn't paying attention to anything else BUT the coffee machine. She did not notice InuYasha walking at the same speed and seemed to be in very deep thought.

And you know the rest.

They bumped into each other and fell painfully onto each other.

Sango, hearing a loud 'AHHH!' and a 'UFF!' peered over her paper and was shocked, frozen in place.

Miroku also heard it and looked up from his paper work and had to pin up his laughter at the scene.

InuYasha had fallen onto of Kagome, which had her hands on his chest and inches away from his face.

Ok, Miroku couldn't hold it in any longer then 5 seconds.

Kagome and InuYasha where faster then lightening when they separated and scouted to the opposite ends of the coffee lounge.

Miroku, not able to hold his laughter anymore, burst into laughter and fell to the floor gripping his stomach.

Sango was a different story.

She was still frozen with the same face, she was still holding her hands up, as if she was still holding the paper but it had fallen out of her hands.

Both Kagome and InuYasha were breathing loudly and blushing badly, still at the opposite ends of the coffee lounge.

"BAWAHAHAHAHA!! YOU GO INU!!" gasped Miroku between breaths as he tried to calm down, but to no use. "I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU!!"

InuYasha, both badly embarrassed and mad, simple.cracked at that comment. He got up and walked slowly to the still laughing on the floor Miroku, which had stop laughing when he saw the glare his best bud was giving him.

Miroku." InuYasha said slowly and icy started walking closer to him.

"NOOOOOO!! Don't harm me!!" Miroku shouted as he covered his face with his arms in a protective way.

"I ain't gonna hurt you." InuYasha said picking Miroku up by the collar. "I'm going to KILL YOU, YOU SLIMEY PERVERT!!"

Pure horror was written on Miroku's face.

~*~

Kagome was watching this from the same spot. 'OHHH, that guy's dead.' Kagome thought as she saw InuYasha's aura crack.

Sango, finally over the shock, walked shakily over to Kagome. "Kagome- chan." Sango said, sitting in front of Kagome on her knees, "are you.ok?"

"Yeah.but I think that guys not going to be ok." Kagome said pointing to the now being strangled and shouted to Miroku.

InuYasha finally let Miroku back on his feet and tried to calm down. Miroku, who seemed to be used to this, got over it quickly and started to taunt InuYasha again. Miroku liked to tease him, didn't he?

"Hey InuYasha, what did it feel like? Did you like it? Man, she's HOT! You're so lucky and you escaped without a slap like I usually get!!"

"Miroku.YOU.ARE.SO.DEAD."

And with that, InuYasha chased Miroku out of the room, leaving Kagome and Sango to think about what happened.

~*~

Chibi: Ok, so how'd you like it?! REVIEW!!! So I can continue writing!!!

InuYasha: DON'T REVIEW SO WE CAN GET OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE!!

Miroku: I like it. Is there going to be any of Me and Sango??

Sango: 0//0

Miroku: :D

Chibi: Yeah yeah sure,later!!

InuYasha: Please no reviews.please no reviews.I don't need to be torched by her to!!

Kagome: HEY! I sort of like the story.

InuYasha: NOT YOU TO KAGOME!!

Chibi: Yeah.anyway I'll try to update on it as much as I can but I'm still trying to fight off the writers block that I got when thinking up the first chappy.

InuYasha: YEAH!

Kagome: InuYasha.SIT!!

InuYasha: WHABAM WENCH!!!

Shippo: Hey, am I gonna be In the story?

Chibi: OF COURSE! Who couldn't put you in their story?

Shippo: YEAH!

InuYasha: Great.not Shippo in the story to.

Chibi: HEY, WATCH IT! I can assign him to you instead of Rin!!

Sango: Hey, what kind of job did you give us anyway?

Chibi: Child Care! My mom did it and I sort of got a idea.

InuYasha: CHILD CARE?! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?!

Chibi: Hey, you sorta like kids that's why you got the job!!

InuYasha: I'm doomed, I'm doomed.

Chibi: Well I have to go!

InuYasha: Thank God

Chibi: See you in the next chappy!! AND REVIEW PEOPLE!!

InuYasha: ~whisper~ Don't so I can get out of here!!

Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha and company..only the story line.and that's it.~has a mentally break down~ IT'S NOT FAIR I TELL YOU!!!

Chibi: Oh and I forgot to tell you. This is my first fic so be nice pleasez?and I will not update this story without at least 5-10 reviews for- your-information!!