MORTAL KOMBAT: DEADLY APPLIANCE

Liu Kang: :walks into laundry room and puts his clothes in and sets dial to "light wash" and leaves: I'll leave that there for a 1/2 hour. ::comes back half an hour later:

Washing Machine::Falls on Liu Kang::

Liu KangOH MY GOD!! THE PAIN! ugh::dies::

Raiden::talking to mortal kombatants in a circle:: The deadly appliance defeated Liu Kang. Liu Kang is dead.

Everyone:GASP!

Raiden:I know. That is why we must defeat the deadly appliance.

::In Liu Kang's laundry room::

Johnny Cage::puts tuxedo on a coat hanger and puts it on a hook above the washing machine:: Well I had nowhere else to put it....

Washing Machine::pulls in Johnny's tux::

Johnny Cage:NO!! THAT'S DRY CLEAN ONLY!!! ::dies::

Sonya:GASP! The deadly appliance killed Johnny cage as well!

Sub-Zero:I'll stop your reign of terror you deadly appliance! :puts hand in washing machine water:

Washing Machine water::freezes:

Jax:Now time to deliver the final blow! :pulls out his machine gun and fires at the washing machine:

Washing Machine::loses water through holes:

Raiden:Well done! The deadly appliance can kill no more people and wash no more clothes!!

Everyone:YAY!

Sonya:But where can we get a new Washing machine?

Kung Lao:I hear that at sears they always have low low rates on appliances! ::winks and gives thumbs up sign::

THE END