MORTAL KOMBAT: DEADLY APPLIANCE
Liu Kang: :walks into laundry room and puts his clothes in and sets dial to "light wash" and leaves: I'll leave that there for a 1/2 hour. ::comes back half an hour later:
Washing Machine::Falls on Liu Kang::
Liu KangOH MY GOD!! THE PAIN! ugh::dies::
Raiden::talking to mortal kombatants in a circle:: The deadly appliance defeated Liu Kang. Liu Kang is dead.
Everyone:GASP!
Raiden:I know. That is why we must defeat the deadly appliance.
::In Liu Kang's laundry room::
Johnny Cage::puts tuxedo on a coat hanger and puts it on a hook above the washing machine:: Well I had nowhere else to put it....
Washing Machine::pulls in Johnny's tux::
Johnny Cage:NO!! THAT'S DRY CLEAN ONLY!!! ::dies::
Sonya:GASP! The deadly appliance killed Johnny cage as well!
Sub-Zero:I'll stop your reign of terror you deadly appliance! :puts hand in washing machine water:
Washing Machine water::freezes:
Jax:Now time to deliver the final blow! :pulls out his machine gun and fires at the washing machine:
Washing Machine::loses water through holes:
Raiden:Well done! The deadly appliance can kill no more people and wash no more clothes!!
Everyone:YAY!
Sonya:But where can we get a new Washing machine?
Kung Lao:I hear that at sears they always have low low rates on appliances! ::winks and gives thumbs up sign::
THE END
