I'm Too Jareth

*I do not own Labyrinth, Right Said Fred or Anything like that. Oh yes, if you didn't know, this is a parody to 'I'm too sexy' by Right Said Fred. And if you're wondering: Hey, Anne, what's with all the 80's tunes? Well, to tell u the truth I honestly don't know I have 284 songs downloaded on Kazaa (DSL, it's a wonderful thing) and I have songs from Sublime to Les Miserables, and this falls in the middle, so you'll see an arrangement of many styles of songs in this fic so. . . be prepared!! -eerie music- HEY! Stop that! -shoots sound engineer-

I'm too Jareth for my love too Jareth for my love She's going to leave me

-Slight Dance Break-

I'm too Jareth for my hair too Jareth for my hair But Sarah don't care.

And I'm too Jareth for the bog too Jareth for the bog The rocks and the logs

-Slight Dance Break-

And I'm too Jareth for the oubliette Too Jareth for the oubliette No way I'll be forgotten

I'm a goblin you know what I mean

And I do my dance in the throne room

Yeah in the throne room in the throne room yeah

I do my little dance in the throne room.

-Slight Dance Break-

I'm too Jareth for my pants too Jareth for my pants Too much at one glance. And I'm too Jareth for my lips Too Jareth for my lips my legs and my hips.

I'm a Goblin, you know what I mean And I do my dance in the throne room Yeah in the throne room in the throne room yeah I shake my Jareth touche in the throne room

I'm too Jareth for my too Jareth for my too Jareth for my

'Cos I'm a Goblin you know what I mean And I throw little babies in my throne room Yeah in the throne room in the throne room yeah I throw little babies in the throne room.

I'm too Jareth for my voice too Jareth for my voice And I don't have a don't have a choice.

I'm too Jareth for my love too Jareth for my love She's going to leave me

And I'm too Jareth for this song

*Bwahaha! The madness continues!!! Read and Review!