Twig Show

Trunks: "Here is your host Sweet and Sassy Fairy Twig!" (coughs and goes to bed)

Twig: "Hey everyone its the loveable hugable me! My poor baby Trunks has the flu! But I guess the show has to go on. So here
we go. Todays guest is Cartman from South Park!!!!!

Cell: "Did I just hear you say South Park?" (comes running downstairs)

Inga: "Cell get back up here!" (comes running after Cell, bashes him in the head, and takes him back up to their room.

Cartman: "Dude this couch is sweet!" (sits on super long couch that has Trunks face all over it) "These pillows suck a** though"
(throws Vin Diesel pillows in floor)

Twig: "My baby!" (Gives Cartman the evilest glare she has ever given)

Cartman: "Im sorry you dont have to get all pissed off."

Twig: "Never throw my Vin on the floor! NEVER!!!!!!!" (suddenly smiles) "So Cartman have you heard from Kenny lately?"

Cartman: "Nah. The b@**ard leaves me alone now."

Twig: "Where is Stan and Kyle?"

Cartman: "In the yard why?"

Twig: "They're here? Inga go get Kyle and Stan out front!!"

Inga: (comes downstairs with Cell handcuffed to her and drags in Kyle and Stan)

Kyle: "What the f%@* are you doing?"

Stan: (looks around. starts singing in his head 'where is the girl that I like?')

Inga: (makes Cell sit on futon with her)

Cartman: "I want my cheesy poofs!"

Twig: "Ummmm....ok......."

Stan: "Stop being rude you fat f%@*!"

Cartman: "Stop calling me a fat f%@* you dumba**!"

Twig: "STOP FIGHTING!" (goes to the kitchen and grabs some cheesy poofs and chocolate)

Inga: "Cell stop moving! Your hurting my wrist!"

Cell: "Get me out of these things!!"

Kyle: "Dude, why dont you just blow them up?"

Cell: (gives an 'hey why didnt I think of that?' expression)

Inga: "You do and I will kill you!!"

Twig: (gives cheesy poofs to Cartman and chocolate to everyone else)

Cartman: "CHEESY POOFS!!!" (starts munching on them)

Twig: "My show sucks."

Cartman: "No it doesnt. I watch it everyday."

Twig: "Its only been on twice Cartman."

Cartman: "Oh."

Kyle: I watched it yesterday. Yugi wears boxers too!"

Stan: "Me too!"

Cartman: "You guys wear boxers?" (everyone stares at Cartman)

Stan and Kyle: "Cartman wears tighties. Cartman wears tighties!"

Cartman: "SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS!" (Kyle and Stan shut up)

Twig: "How did you guys feel about meeting Satan?"

Kyle: "It kicked a**!"

Stan and Cartman: "Yeah!"

Inga: "Cell! Thats it! We're going back upstairs and no dinner for you!"

Cell: "I didnt do anything!"

Inga: "Dont play dumb with me!" (drags Cell upstairs)

Cartman: "Dude, thats f%@*ed up!"

Stan: "Yeah. I'm never gonna let Wendy treat me that way."

Twig: "You really like Wendy dont you?"

Stan: (blushes) "No, she's just pretty and smart and.."

Cartman and Kyle: "Stan and Wendy sitting in a tree...."

Stan: "Be quiet!"

Kyle: "So did you and Inga play Magic the Gathering after the show yesterday?"

Twig: "Umm yeah but thats not important."

Kyle: "I wanna know who won?"

Twig: "Thats not important."

Kyle: "But I really wanna kn.."

Stan: "She lost dumba** thats why she doesnt want to talk about it."

Twig: "Umm okay yeah times up we gotta go!"

Cartman: "Already?"

Twig: "Yes. Now say goodbye."

Cartman, Stan and Kyle: "BYE!"

Twig: "Bye!"



Okay yeah this is sucky but yeah! Please review!