Disclaimer: Most of the stuff in here isn't mine, its j.k.'s, but the stuff that I actually had to go to the trouble of thinking up, don't take it, coz........just don't.

Chapter 4:Quidditch, Classes, and Lilliputians who are Pissed

All of the girls in the dorm room stood around Lily's bed, contemplating what they should do.

"I say we throw water on her." Courtney said smugly. "Really cold water."

Raven shook her head, her black hair swirling around her face. She threw a pillow at Lily, and moaned in frustration.

Suddenly James' head peeked into the dorm room. When he saw the girls around Lily's bed, he started cracking up, and did the only thing that could possibly wake her up before breakfast was over. He started jumping on her.

Groggily Lily opened her eyes, and first caught sight of James jumping on her.

"Bastard."

James grinned, "Two minutes till breakfast and McGonagal is handing out the schedules today.

Lily buried her head under her pillow, and suddenly shot back up.

"JAMES IS IN THE GIRLS DORMITORIES," She screamed as loud as she could.

Courtney looked slightly happier than last night, and whispered to her friend Amanda,

"That's not a problem."

And they both grinned, looking totally and completely lovesick. Lily gagged, and got James out, and got dressed.

Just as McGonagal was handing out the schedules, Lily, James and Raven rushed in, took their seats, and tried not to be noticed that much.

But its hard not to notice a girl with dark red hair in a pair of Hot Topic's boys pants and a word shirt that said 'People like you are the reason that people like me need medication,' and she had cut off the bottom and the sleeves so it would fit better, and a boy who's hair is sticking up every way possible, and who's wearing a shirt supporting Puddlemere United Quidditch team, and another girl with black hair down to her waist with a few purple streaks and Hot Topic pants(A/N: can't you tell I love that store?!)and a t-shirt where on the front of the shirt it said 'Front of Shirt,' and on the back it said, 'Back of Shirt.'

Sirius snickered rather loudly, which caused many people to look at him and the other three strangely.

McGonagal looked at them for a moment with a tight lipped face, and then proceeded to give the heads of houses their houses schedules, and suddenly four teachers were yelling names of people at the top of their lungs, maybe trying to scream the other one out.

When Lily, James, Raven, Sirius, Remus, and a girl named Cassidy who Lily and Raven had taken a seat next too, they started comparing schedules.

James looked at his and made a face.

"Potions and Defense against the dark arts with Slytherins."

(A/N: like everyone else, im just gonna refer to Defense against the dark arts as DADA)

Lily looked over her schedule and yelped happily.

"Quidditch lessons with no other houses and FIRST period!!!!!!!!!"

Sirius grinned. "When we're allowed to play Quidditch, I'm going to play beater."

Lily looked at him. "Wuzzat?"

"The people who are like batters in baseball. Except we're on brooms."

"Ohhhhhhhhh."

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Professor Gordon, you have to roll the r, first explained Quidditch, the positions, and how to play.

"Seekers try to find the snitch, their role is the most important. Chasers are like the forwards in soccer, they try and score, the beaters hit the bludgers, and the keepers are like goalies." He said, and then led them over to where there were Blackstar 78's, a relatively new model of broom, and he showed them how to get on, turn, and go backwards.

James was testing his broom when he heard a shriek. Courtney was about 110 feet from the ground and falling fast. He sped to her, and miraculously caught her about 16 feet from the ground. Courtney had a hand over her heart and was breathing rapidly. She looked up at James, realized who her savior was, then went....well, you'll see.

"Oh my gosh(lol, gosh) James, you saved my life I would've died if you weren't there I just......."

James heard her talk on while slowly heading for the ground.

His head just started to hurt when Courtney finished.

"....and you were so helpful and you caught me just at the last moment, and I don't know if I'll be able to get on a broom again, ohmygosh thank you so much James!"

And ended by kissing his cheek.

Lily raised an eyebrow. James shrugged back and went back into the air. James, Lily, Sirius, Remus, Raven, and Cassidy had conjured a football with their wands, and were passing it back and forth about 2 feet off of the ground. Right then, Courtney decided she wanted to see James again, and stepped into the circle of brooms right when Lily decided to throw. Of course, she aimed for Courtney, who had fallen down and of course, James was the only one who could help her up and take her to the hospital wing.

Madam Turner, the nurse, gave Courtney a potion to calm the headache, but the bump was there for about two weeks, and whenever Lily saw it, She cracked up and shouted something not nice to Courtney, who would always call her a 'faggot bitch' back. It got kindof old after a while.

Their next class was DADA with Ravenclaw, and their professor, Professor Kline, brought in a boggart, convincing the other teachers who came running into the DADA room that the big bang was only the earth blowing up then pink elephants inhabiting it.

Then was lunch, and before the group sat down, Remus asked to see the nurse, and Raven went with him, saying that he looked too pale.

Then they had Transfiguration, where James was the only one who managed to turn his pillow into a puppy, which with he bent down on one knee and presented it to Lily, with Courtney watching on in mild disgust.

A free period was next, because currently they had no potions professor. Unfortunately, Lucius Malfoy, a Slytherin (remember the slytherins have potions with the gryffindors) started walking along side Cassidy, and nearly ran away in terror when he tried to touch her ass and she screamed. Really loudly.

They had study hall next, in their house common rooms, and they got some homework done, but most of the time was trying to find ways to the kitchens when the group said the needed some water. Water, haha, yeah right.

Sirius went down, and stopped in front of a painting. He stood in front of it for quite some time, when he heard footsteps behind him. He turned around to a redhead prefect with a lot of freckles, who was grinning.

"Tickle the pear."

The prefect went in first, with his girlfriend, a brown haired girl who was definitely going for the hippie muggle look, and Sirius stepped in after, and almost gasped. Almost.

There was tons of activity, house elves scattering everywhere, preparing dinner and helping other students who wanted a mid day snack.

A house elf rushed up to him.

"I is Twinkie, sir, Would master like a snack?"

Sirius grinned, trying not to laugh.

"Yes, Twinkie, may I have something to take back to the common room for me and my friends?"

Twinkie nodded.

"Yes master. Twinkie will bring your food in a moment."

A moment later, Twinkie was back with a tray piled with sweets and chocolate covered fruit.

Sirius stepped out of the painting, and yelled,

"Thanks Twinkie." over the racket and noise of the kitchens.

Sirius went back to the common room with the tray, ready to share the chocolaty goodness with the rest of his friends. When he got there, James, Lily, Raven, and Cassidy were all in the first year boys dorms, talking about something, god knows what.

Suddenly James lept up.

"Food!"

The group smiled and sat down to eat.

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Remus was in the hospital wing, sleeping in a hospital bed, when Madam Turner shook him.

"It's time dearie." She said in a soothing voice, but one could still pick out the sympathy in her voice. She walked Remus to the tree, and walked back. She was still shaking her head, about how such a polite boy got this much torture.

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The five, James, Sirius, Lily, Cassidy, and Raven all went to bed that night fit and exhausted after their first day, Remus stayed up all night, going through torture that left him weak for days after and before.

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I FINISHED THE FOURTH CHAPTER!!!!GO ME, UH HUH, I ROCK, *DOES VICTORY DANCE* OK, ILL DO A 5TH CHAPTER NOW, BUT GODDAMN MORE PEOPLE NEED TO START REVIEWING. Dude, review and make pfeffernusse happy. You know you wanna......

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