Twigs World



Twig: *stares at camera for several minutes* @.@..... Oh wha-- huh? I don't own anything.... Ugh work is very tiring nowadays....

Trunks: I know honey I know.

Twig: You know? YOU KNOW?!?! I dont see your a** working!

Trunks: Honey I just meant...

Twig: Oh I know what you meant! You work almost 40 hours a week and see if you like it! Especially with the air on the spritz!

Trunks: Twigz baby I'm sor---

Twig: And not once have you come to visit me! NOT ONCE!!!!! THATS THE LAST TIME I GIVE YOU FREE FOOD!!!!!!!

Trunks: @.@ Maybe you shouldn't do the show today...

Twig: -.- Excuse me? Oh no, you didnt just say what I think you said! Oh you are soooo gonna get it when we are over!*sees Buu looking at her cutely and mood quickly changes* Aww how's my baby? You want some candy? Did you eat all your dinner? Of course you did. Here you go honey. *gives Buu candy bar*

Inga: *comes rushing in, worried expression on her face* Twig? Can I talk to you?

Twig: I'm in the middle of my sho----*sees look in Inga's eyes and knows it must really be important* Trunks, entertain my guests til I get back.... and no showing off!!!!

Trunks: Do I have to? *sees Twigs glare and turns to camera* Heh heh *puts arm behind head and tries to think of something entertaining*

*Off in other room*

Inga: Twigz, I think you may wanna sit down.

Twig: Inga what's wrong? *sits down on a red plush loveseat*

Inga: *looks nervous and is pacing* I, uh, hmmmm.....

*Meanwhile...*

Trunks: ....And that is how you make chicken noodle soup. Now, on to grilled cheese....

Buu: *stares intently at Trunks munching on candybar*

*Back with Inga and Twig*

Twig: WHAT?!?!?!?! YOU THINK YOU'RE----*Inga quickly slaps her hands over Twig's mouth* I-- I dont know what to say... You, p... no, no you are just messing.

Inga: I'm about to find out for sure.

Twig: Well hurry I want to know! Look I have to go back to my audience... God only knows what Trunks is doing... I will be back after the show ok?

Inga: *nods* Please hurry...

*Twig walks back into room to see Trunks trying to balance a spoon on his nose*

Twig: Uh, honey? What are you doing?

Trunks: Entertaining your guests why?

Twig: I wouldn't be suprised if they changed the channel. Did the guest get here yet?

Trunks: Guest? So soon? I figured it would take you awhile to book ppl for your show.

Twig: Hey, what can I say? I'm good. So I take that as a no. Well, I'm sure they'll be here shor---*is cut off by doorbell ringing* Oh, good they're here. *answers door to see some weird guy standing there with flowers* Uhh... who are you?

Mysterious Man: I am here to see Inga.. She around?

Twig: @.@ You are here to see Inga? Hmmm... what is your name?

Inga: Hey Twig, who is it? One of your guests?

Twig: No, someone for you. *turns to mysterious man* I dont know what you want with her but you can sit there til she is ready to see you.

Mysterious Man: That is quite fine. *walks in and sits down, blocking view of camera*

Twig: Dude! You are blocking the camera!

Mysterious Man: Oh, I'm sorry. *gets up and clumsly falls to floor, picks himself up and goes and sits on blue plush chair by door*

*ding dong*

Trunks: I will get it. *opens door to find his mother standing there*

Twig: Bulma! You made it!

Bulma: Well of course I did dear. *turns to Trunks inspecting him* Have you been cleaning behind your ears?

Trunks: Mooomm!!!

Twig: Did you bring them?

Bulma: *twinkle in her eyes* Yes. I haven't seen them in so long...

Twig: Heh lets get started...

Trunks: What's going on? You didnt say my mother was going to be here? What are you two up too?

Bulma: *pulls out a really big old photo album* Your baby pictures honey.

Trunks: @o@ *falls to floor*

Mysterious Man: Ha ha I have to see this!

Twig: *shrugs her shoulders, now just wanting to see her sexy man as the cute lil baby she knows he was*

Bulma: *opens album* first off... awwww... here is when he was first born wrapped in his favorite blankie... He used to drag that around everywhere.

Twig: He's so tiny and cute... looks so innocent....*wonders what happened*

Mysterious Man: He carried a pink blanket with purple roses on it? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Bulma: *tries her best to ignore strange man, been taking anger management classes* oh and here he is when he got into my drawers.... he put my bra on his head and walked up to his dad and said "i'm beautiful" Vegeta could have died.

Mysterious Man: Are you sure he's not gay?

Twig: *takes it upon herself to punch the mysterious guy out knowing it would be a while before Inga would be ready for any guests* Where was this one taken?

Bulma: Hmmm.... I dont know.. I dont remember this picture... thats strange.

Twig: Oh well for now I guess.

Bulma: *giggles* this is when Vegeta took Trunks horseback riding

Twig: *looks at picture and laughs* What was he like seven? He could ride better than Vegeta! *looks at picture again to laugh at Vegeta falling off his horse while Trunks happily riding along*

Bulma: Oh my, what time is it?

Twig: Oh no, you just got here!

Bulma: Oh but I promised Chi Chi...

Twig: @.@ Chi Chi? Go on woman! You don't want to keep her waiting! *is practically shoving Bulma out the door*

Bulma: I will be back soon and we can finish ok?

Twig: Thats fine! Be careful! *waves Bulma goodbye* Well, I have got to go take care of these men on the floor see ya next time!

"Life is like a rainbow in the shape of a peach, and, if you're lucky, a pot of gold may just come your way."