A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MUTANT X: PART 2

Disclaimer: I wrote it in chapter one and i really can't be bothered writing it again.

Author's note: In these i take the mickey out of most of the character's so please don't be offended...i make fun of the characters i like too. :) If there are any grammatical errors or mix ups or something, well sorry but I am only human.

* If you like my stuff you can email me, cos I will be glad to hear from you. crowls_em@hotmail.com

Synopsis: With the twister faze behind them and the PMS a thing of the past...or is it....the gallant troops of Mutant X are forging on to bigger and greater heights...which isn't good for some of them, especially those that suffer from Vertigo....

******************YOUR LOVE IS TAKING ME HIGHER**************************

"You.....light up my life.....la la la la life? mmmm....ooooh....laaaa......" The off-key tones of someone singing along to the radio could be heard around the Sanctuary like a cat suffering from constapation...

Shalimar poked her head outside of her room, a perplexed frown on her face...."Who the hell is that?" She thought walking towards the Dojo. As she got closer the sound got louder....sound, sorry, I meant horrific screeching...

"Oh baby I love the way....something...everyday....woo wooo...." The anonymous singer carried on in this ghastly tune when suddenly...

"SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! YOU FLAT OFF-KEY FOOL!" Instead of the Sanctuary being filled with sound of screeching, it was now filled with embrassed silence...

Shalimar stopped in her tracks and ran back to her room, she didn't want anyone to think she had been snooping....again....she already had hidden cameras around the Sanctuary to let her know what she missed when she goes shopping...

***********Later that night at Dinner.......********** "Mmmm....this is really good, Em, what is it?" Jesse asked with his mouth full...

"Chicken...Jesse..."

"Oh....right....nice...." Jesse looked down and shovelled in some more...why was he always embrassing himself....? He really must try to act cooler when Brennan is around.

Adam stopped gazing at Emma and realised there were other people at the table staring at him, waiting for his, "you are my family" spiel, they had already heard Jesse's news of the day, he had cleaned the lab floor with a new product, "Sparko." Clearly this excited Jesse beyond words, pity he doesn't know that "Sparko" is used to clean car engines... Adam cleared his throat and resumed his serious expression...the others sat up straighter waiting for some insightful words...

"I......I...." He paused... "I will be.....I am......going to.." But unfortunately for Adam he was cut off by the shrill ringing of the computer...the others sighed with relief saved by the bell...except Jesse who was furiously shovelling down the chicken laksa....watch out for Brennan by the way....

Shalimar ran to the computer and read the message....."He---he---he---- llll." She stammered......

"Er....is it help by any chance.....?" Brennan queried. Shalimar shot him a furious look.

But Emma could read the screen from where she was standing....directly behind Shalimar.....

"Come on everyone! A new mutant is in trouble! Lets go! They need OUR help!" Everyone stared at her.

"Well obviously they need our help, who do they think is going to turn up, the Cavalry?" Brennan asked sarcastically...what would have been a cutting remark was broken by the emission of gas from his rear end....."Hey! You said it wouldn't do that Em! You lied to me! So Laksa is as dangerous as curry!" Everyone just stared......

Adam clapped his hands. "You had better go get changed, heaven knows you cannot wear the clothes you wear in the Sanctuary as when you rescue someone..." Everyone ran to get changed, Jesse had a new pair of tan mules he really wanted to wear, he got them on a sale from the Mall a couple of weeks ago, incidentally he bought a pair of trousers there too, oh and a new wallet that would definitely go with his new jacket that he bought.....

"Emma!" Adam called her over, pulling her into a embrace...."Oh...Emma...." He said leaning down to whisper in to her ear....

"Yes Adam...." Emma said softly, barely able to control her emotions.....

"Emma.....wear something fashionable for Pete's sake....I don't want people thinking i socialise with skanks...." With that he patted her on the butt and headed off to the Dojo.

Emma stood there shocked, "Skank? Hello, can we say botox injections?" And face lfts, collageen injections, lipsuction and Ab Master 2000, oh if only you knew...(and he calls himself a role model! HA, more like a plastic model! he he...you get it? Oh.....forget it......) Yes, don't quit your day job....

***********************THE NEXT MORNING*************************

"So Shal, how is Jesse holding up?" Asked Emma over meditation.

Shal stretched and got up lithely, Emma stumbled then staggered in to a standing position.

"Not too bad, he asked for his Care Bear, so i gave it to him, he is still getting over the trauma of what happened."

Emma nodded while rubbing her arm, she really must work out more, her muscles were killing her.

"I would be traumatised too, if I was stuck on top of a building and had vertigo..." Shalimar shook her head.

"Poor thing, lucky the new mutant we were saving managed to help him. Lucky we went to save her, otherwise she would never have been able to save Jesse from falling off the 1 story building." While Emma digested that particulary blonde comment, Brennan's entrance was marked with the stench of gas.

"Emma, how long is this supposed to last? I JUST CAN"T HANDLE IT!" Brennan shrieked with tears in his eyes...

"I think someone is suffering from PMS" Shal whispered to Emma as she glided down the stairs. Emma followed nodding in agreement when she fell down the Dojo stairs as there was no banister. Like I said, any fool and his donkey could fall down...except Emma obviously doesn't have a donkey....as she was picking herself up and Brennan was crying on Shalimar's shoulder singing could be heard coming from the lab...

"Love is what makes the World go round...." The three of them walked towards the Sanctuary with a befuddled expression on their faces, which wasn't out of the ordinary for this lot...

Emma poked her head a round the door of the lab and she saw Adam singing as he shimmied across the floor, skidding on the excess "Sparko" residue on his way to the lab bench.

"Oohhh baby I love the way....la la la" Adam stopped in his tracks as he heard laughter.

"Oh myy God Adam, was that you yesterday? Geeze, no wonder someone told you to pack it in." Brennan said his eyes full of tears, due to PMS or laughter it is hard to say at this point in time...

"Quiet you! No one told me to shut up! NO ONE!" He cried. "Except the person who said it yesterday, obviously. " There was a pause in which everyone was looking at each other, wondering who it was who had dared told Adam to shut up, cos he was so gonna get bashed....

At that moment Jesse ran in to the lab in his new mules with a worried expression on his face.

"Adam!!" He pauses. He looks around. "Ah crap! What did I miss this time??" He pouts.

Adam breaks from his shocked expression and hurries to change the topic...."What is it Jesse? What is wrong?" He asks worriedly. Jesse still pouts.

"I am not telling, I hate being left out." He sulks some more. Adam sighs.

"Jesse tell me, or I will take your care bear away...." Jesse shrieks and hurriedly answers Adam.

"It is Eckhart Adam!! He is here! In the Sanctuary! And he is asking for you!"

There is a shocked silence as everyone digests this information...it took Adam 0.2 micro seconds.....it took Emma 5 seconds and Brennan 7 seconds....half an hour later Shalimar figured it out....

Stay tuned for next time as we find out what Eckhart wants and why Adam was told to quit singing....

**Well i hope you liked it, please review and I will write some more!