A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MUTANT X: EPISODE 5

Disclaimer: Hmm....let me think.....yes I own Mutant X......I don't own it so don't get p.o with me.

NB: If you are easily offended don't read on, in fact stop reading the humour section all together, cos they take the piss and if you can't handle your fave character being scandalised, then go read some romance...

Author's note: I have been given some very good ideas, so you may find this one even more enjoyable if possible. LOL, man i am so up myself.....(no this is just a fascade to hide the insecure person person I really am....no I am just up myself. LOL)

Synopsis: Eckhart has joined Adam in his come back career and there are going to be a lot of tears and embarrassment....in.....

*******************Turn back the clock**************

Soft, lulling music came over the P.A system, sounding like something out of a Disney movie.....of course Adam would pick that kind of tune, he is obsessed with "The Little Mermaid" now if that ain't saying something I don't know what is...

Shalimar and Emma looked at each other. What the hell was going on here, why was Eckhart about to sing a duet with Adam. Emma froze, what the hell was she doing mind talking to Shalimar....competition remember....

"Right!" Emma said aloud. Shalimar gave her a weird look, as did a lot of other people. "Why am I such a nerd?" She thought to herself, cos you ain't cool.....duh......

Adam gazed out on to the audience with a happy smile on his face.....either he was happy that Eckhart had come, or he was just horny after dancing with Shalimar.....Jesse and Brennan came back in looking black and blue, well no just Jesse, Brennan looked pale and was walking quickly towards the bathroom, must have been that curry....

Adam began to sing.....this was everyone's cue to put their ear plugs on.....which they did in great haste....and so it began....

"Rainbows matter cos they're pretty!" Sang Adam in a shocking falsetto voice, my god it was worse then fingernails on a blackboard..... "They make me smile when i feel sh**ty!" Eckhart cleared his throat and looked uncomfortable...still Adam was singing...

"But Rainbows aren't as important..."Held note, good Lord when would it end...." As being with you........" People covered their ears in pain......it was ghastly......Eckhart came in at this point......

"And being with you......whose love is so true.....outshines the Rainbow......" Eckhart's clear strong voice filled the club....people looked up with optimisim, would it be safe to take out their ear plugs yet....?

"Life goes along...will end....like this song.....but meanwhile, I am with you......" Eckhart carried on, beginning to almost smile.......Jesse nearly fainted in shock....where was his care bear when he needed it?!? Adam started to frown, Eckhart always outshone him in this department, the girls all loved him....

"Rainbows matter to me.....and to you....cos they make us realise....how important it is being with you......." And on that last note they both finished. There was a stunned silence.....and the thunderous applause for Eckhart and Adam..........

Shalimar had tears in her eyes......Eckhart sung so beautifully.....Emma had tears in her eyes too, how could she pretend to like Adam's singing...it was awful.....she had no hope now......

A crowd gathered around Eckhart and Adam started to sulk, so much for a come back career. Come back career? Was that a typo on my part? Adam never had a career to come back to......and now he knows..... People were asking Eckhart where he got that sung from.....he smirked.

"My...partner.....here wrote it a long time ago......" Everyone turned to look at Adam.....no wonder it sucked, thank God Eckhart was there to give it a bit of vitality.....Adam frowned and turned to Eckhart.

"Why did you come Eckhart? I thought you wanted to forgive and forget and be friends again! I really miss our friendship!" Adam said pitifully. Shalimar groaned.

"Oh my god, he sounds just like Jesse, what a loser....." Jesse scowled admist his injuries...that really cut him deep...even more so than Brennan's punches....

Eckhart leered at Adam. "Oh, how sweet! My heat bleeds. You are so naive, why did you think I came? To be your friend again?" He said sceptically."Look around you Adam," He said pointing to all the adoring female fans who surrounded him, including Emma...."I only came here to get laid and show you up for the loser you really are!" He turned to leave....."You will never sing as well I can....." He called over his shoulder as he and his entourage of women left the bar. Adam got mad......

"Yeah well, at least you aren't as smart as me!" He retorted childishly, but Eckhart had left. Everyone stared at the loser who was left behind, already he was forgotten.....he sat down in a chair. Shalimar took pity on him and came over.

She leaned in close to him, and Adam perked up almost straight away...."Don't worry Adam, we still think you are the greatest..." She smiled at him....Adam smiled back......

"Thanks Shal, I know you are only saying this cos you are mad at Brennan and he won't help you dye your hair and you need my help, but thanks anyway." Shalimar kept smiling, that was a big sentence and she would need some time to digest it, but judging by Adam's face it was a nice comment....."I hope he helps me with my hair...." She thought to herself. "My roots are beginning to show....." Suddenly Brennan bounced back into the room......

"Hey guys what did I miss---?" But Brennan was cut off by the laughter. He looked confused. What the? He shrugged and went on to the dance floor to dance with Shal, who gave him a weird look and went and danced somewhere else, still trying to figure out what Adam said. Brennan frowned....then he looked down...in his haste to leave the bath room a 2 foot piece of toilet paper had gotten stuck in his pants and was hanging out his fly...it was covered in crap....nice one Brennan...he ran from the bar ashamed. He couldn't show his face in there for ages...or at least until people were so drunk they couldn't remember.....he passed Jesse on his way out who was stoned drunk by this time and was talking to a chair.....

"Hiccup" Jesse felt dizzy and he was laughing at Brennan. "Who is cool now huh?" He said as he slid of his chair and fell unconscious on to the floor with his fly undone...really smooth......

********Later that night at the Sanctuary.....************

Adam was in his room sulking and fantasising about Shalimar at the same time. Sure he had bummed out singing wise, but he had danced with Shalimar for 2 minutes and gets to help her dye her hair tomorrow in that tiny bathroom. He smiled, not so bad after all and grabbed his pillow.....

Brennan was on the crapper trying to die of shame....how could this happen to him? He was the coolest one in Mutant X......not anymore....he put his head in his hands and a loud fart reverberated around the Sanctuary...the stench of shame was strong....if only he had checked his pants before he left the toilet....tsk tsk....vanity comes at a high price...

Shalimar was in her room brushing her hair and checking her dye supplies for tomorrow when Adam's sentence kicked in. "Oh!" She gasped. "He knows I am using him."She frowned. "Oh well, I will shake my boobs alot to make him feel better." And smiled at her reflection in the mirror.

Emma was sitting in the dark because she can never find the light switch in her room thinking about Eckhart's voice....she couldn't stop thinking about it....once again she thought she was in love...little did she know she was just looking for the father figure she never had....what a sick relation ship they would have had.....

Jesse was asleep on the couch covered in band aids dreaming of being the prom king....he will be cool one day......he just knew it.....pity he forgot to put his pants on when he went to sleep....suddenly Jesse woke up with a start and looked around in a frenzy...something was wrong....something was missing....

A loud scream of anguish filled the Sanctuary....

*******WHat has happened? Will Jesse recover? Will Brennan ever be accepted in polite society again? Does Shalimar have enough hair dye and will Adam and Emma ever sort out their problems? Stay tuned for next time!

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