A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MUTANT X: EPISODE 8

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN MUTANT X AND IF I DID I WOULDN'T HAVE CHARACTERS DOING WOOSY THINGS LIKE THEY DO IN THIS STORY! Oh wait...they don't.....oh well! :)

Author's Note: Sorry this took so long everyone but I have been so busy, if you want to read some more Krowl fu MX humour, she has written some more with elemental sparky on the mx website. www.mutantx.net go to Fan Story ideas and it is called "Mutants for life..." You might like it!

Synopsis:....I thought just for a laugh...I would set this chapter in the thirties....just to be different...and see what trouble unfolds as Adam's past catches up with him in.....

****************************Doll Face***************************** Adam was so lost in his dirty thoughts that he couldn't hear his com link going off, that and he was so hung over he could barely stay awake....Shalimar was staring around the room....where did that pretty noise come from....?

Adam came too when he felt his finger vibrating....eventually...."Hello? Whaddya want and it had better be important cos I have a whole bottle of Jackie Daniels here with my name on it....." Adam burped as he heard the voice on the other end.....it was Brennan....

"Adam! Oh my God! You have to help me! I have been kidnapped by hotties! They want their ransom!" Brennan gasped, he had never been so excited and so scared at the time....what would they do....? He was quietly exhilerated...Adam pondered.....Shalimar kept looking for the pretty noise that came from the comlink....

"Hmmm....now Brennan...are you sure you didn't just overly score and now you can't remember why you are surrounded by beautiful women....." Trust Brennan, lucky dog......Adam perked up...."Where did you say you were Bren....?" Maybe if he just got the address before they all left...Brennan groaned....

"Adam come quick! Help me! And they said you would know what the ransom is.....you have to give it to Doll Face....." Brennan was cut off and there was silence....

Adam was struck dumb....Doll Face....there was a name he hadn't heard in a while...it could only mean thing...

He turned to Shalimar who had now figured out what she had to tell Adam....."Adam! I have to tell you something!" But Adam cut her off...

"We have no time for your hair dye confessions, we have to go rescue Brennan the Stud Mulwray from hotties." There was a pause....why did he say that, now Shalimar is going to think he is gay....oh well, he will have a few hours to think of an excuse....

"Where are we going Adam?" Shalimar asked following him out of the lab....where HAD that pretty noise come from.....oh....wait......she hurried to catch up with Adam....

"We are going to the "Swingers club." Adam replied. Walking to his room..."Go get Jesse...." Shalimar paused....ok...now the word swinger was mentioned and Jesse......Shalimar gasped! Was Jesse gay....?

And with that the world morphed into the 30's..........

------------"Swingers...."---------------

Brennan was lying on a bed with flares on and a kafkhan top....oh wait sorry....wrong era....I know Brennan, the Kafkhan gives more body to your muscles but I forgot we were in the thirties, after all, it was nearly half a page ago when i mentioned it...moving on.....

Brennan woke up in a hazy room, with smoke and bad lighting....he groaned to him self....what was a guy spose to do when he is locked in a room by two bee-yoo-ti-ful dolly birds? Run, or stay? Being the man Brennan the stud Mulwray is....he decided to stay....and kicked off his suede shoes and gangster hat and lay back on the bed....

At that moment the door flew open...

****10 minutes previously....********

Adam and his associates entered the low celinged, smoky, windowless, crowded, badly lit room....oh my goodness, the health and safety department REALLY need to know about this place, I mean it is so crowded you could fall over and hit yourself on a table...oh sorry excuse me, Emma is lying unconscious on the floor, I will be back with you in a moment...

Adam rushed over... in his swanky overcoat and cigar....yes cigar...didn't I mention Adam exudes pure class.....or was that pure crass??? Really should re-read these things....Shalimar followed closely behind in her patent shoes, red silk dress and matching hat and gloves.....

Adam held her back...."Stay back Sugar, i wouldn't want anything to happen to you my gal...." Shalimar frowned, there were far too many pet names in that sentence...she walked back to Jesse who mistook the morphis into the thirties and thought it was a costume party...he came as Super man.....

Emma got up groggily, even in the thirties she had no class...she had mismatched shoes and the wrong gloves on....what a shame.....Adam helped her up and pulled her away....

"Now listen here see, I ain't got no time for fooling ok see? And all I want from you doll is some straight answers see?" Emma nodded limply. Jesse and Shalimar looked around the room, what did Adam keep wanting them to see?

"Now listen here Emma my gal, I know who you are and what you have been up too..." Emma gasped and looked at Adam beseechingly...except it didn't quite work as she had too much mascara on and she ended up just squinting at him oddly.

"Oh Adam! I am so sorry this had to happen! But I promised my mother...." And with that Emma swooned but Adam dropped her, as he had just seen a door near the bar that looked suspicious....he walked towards and Shalimar and Jesse followed, catching a few stares, who the hell was that man clutching a teddy bear in that suit?!

Adam entered the room......and came face to face with his past....

Doll Face....

"Hello Doll Face...." Adam said out of the corner of his mouth, as was the style of the day....problem was no one knew what he was sayin...

"Err....sorry?" Doll Face said.

Adam took out the cigar. "I said, Hello Doll Face." Doll Face smiled.

"Oh! Hi Adam, long time no see!" She smiled brightly and began pouring some drinks as Emma staggered in...."Would your friends like a drink too?" Shalimar and Jesse nodded eagerly, it was hard work being a floozy and a super hero.

Adam was surprised at how casually Doll Face was handling the situation...if he didn't know better he would have thought she was up to something....and he did know better.....

Emma collapsed face down on the sofa she was embarrssed....

******** Brennan looked up in shock.....the two dolly birds had come back, body products in hand....

Brennan smiled at them..."Come on then....lets do it...." And the two birds jumped forward, pining down his body.......

******** Adam took his drink and took a swig, wondering why it went down his pristine white shirt...oh wait.....the cigar was still in his mouth...he turned to Doll Face...

"Why did you kidnap Brennan....?" He demanded choking on the cognac....cheap b**ch.

Doll Face shot up. "Because Adam! I needed to hold him, so you would do with me what you always promised all those years ago!"

Adam gasped, oh good god no....

"Yes Adam...marry my daughter!" Shalimar and Jesse gasped.....her daughter...?

"Yes." Doll Face said. "My daughter Emma...." There was silence.....Adam perked up, ah well, ain't too bad, he thought....

"Well where is Brennan?" Suddenly they heard moans coming from the next room.......Adam burst open the door and gasped at what he saw.....two dolly birds pleasuring Brennan....he dropped his Cognac....lucky bastard.

Morph back into the 21st Century....

*********Back at the Sanctuary.....**********

Jesse woke up and entered the Kitchen...he saw Shalimar and Brennan glaring at each other and Emma spoon feeding Adam.....what happened last night....?

"Good morning!" He said cheerily, not realising he still had his superman outfit on.... Shalimar frowned....

"What is so good about it?" She said glaring at Brennan who frowned back.

"What?" He said. Shalimar sighed. Emma and Adam were giggling.

"I am so glad you agreed to the ransom Adam!" Emma exclaimed....Adam swallowed....what Emma didn't know won't hurt her....he promised her mother he would sleep with her...even Doll Face knew marrying Emma was too harsh a ransom to ask for.....

Jesse was oblivious to this as he thought what sort of hat he should dress Cuddles in today....when he looked at Brennan and remembered.

"Yo dude, why were those hot chicks pleasuring you?" He asked jealously. Brennan the stud Mulwray smiled smugly.

"Because I wanted them to fufil their desire on me!" He said. Shalimar hissed. Jesse was sceptical.

"So they pleasured you...?" Brennan smiled.....ahh that foot massage was so good....it would have been better if it was Shalimar doing it...

They were all lost in their own worlds...

Shalimar: Wanted to kill the two dolly birds painfully....

Jesse: Wondering how he could get some dolly birds.....

Brennan: Wanted a foot massage whilst eating curry....

Emma: Planning the perfect wedding....

Adam: Trying to think of a lie for Emma and wondering where he put the pillow.....

So Mutant X was all calm and collected.....and i fear we say goodbye for now...so take a bow my friends, we enjoyed exploiting you.....

Thanks guys! I hope you enjoyed it! I may write another series, I have an idea, but convince me...!