Kimodameshi: a collaboration fic between Aku-chan and MoMo-ChAn
RK, all FF's, they don't belong to us-though in this chapter it sure seems like we do! Also, we don't own Alice in Wonderland, Haunted Junction, or Fushigi Yuugi.
AN: I got the description for kimodameshi from an episode of Marmalade Boy, which was very good-I've seen 56 episodes already and I love it! Anyway, let the hijinks ensue!
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"This is the castle owned by my lady Aku-chan!" Kupo-chan announced and everyone gasped as they looked on to see…a giant pink dollhouse!
"Well, well, this must be them," said a woman's voice and in a blast of smoke that left everyone coughing stood a woman wearing a hat and a pair of dorky sunglasses. "Um…where's MoMo-ChAn and the other two?"
"Right here!" in another blast of smoke showed a woman with black hair and swirly glasses as she held and Sephy plush doll to her chest. Behind her were two men being held back in straight jackets.
"Cloud! You have to help me!" cried out a man with long back hair and a flowing red cape.
"I can't help you!" the blond man muttered trying to free himself.
"Oh, what is this? In escapee?" Aku-chan said, looking at the caped man who gulped. "I told you to stay in your room!"
She dished out a whip and it wrapped around him. Aku-chan dragged him back into the house, the front door closing with a slam. All the while he was crying out for someone to save him-including Tuxedo Kamen! (We don't own him either.)
"Please don't mind them, kupo!" said Kupo-chan. He brought out a bunch of cards. "Pick a card and you are coupled with who matches!"
They take a card-including the two in straight jackets-though the silver haired one can't move very well as MoMo-ChAn 'misplaced' him with her doll.
"I'm with Aoshi-sama!" Misao cried out, hearts in her eyes. Aoshi just stayed silent.
"What? I am with the kitsune?" Sano cried out, going to strangle the moogle. "I want another try!"
"You've got that one right tori-atama! Hey, tanuki, want to change for this baka?" Megumi offered, laughing her famous laugh.
"No thank you," replied Kaoru, she and Kenshin had gotten the same card. The red head mean while was between blushing and oroing as he watched the two captives-who had the same card as well.
"Where is my Masumune? Woman, leave me alone! And what is your problem failure?"
"FAILURE? I'm no failure!"
"At least I'm not the one who had a case of mistaken identity!"
"I'm not the one who went insane and stole their 'mother's' body!"
"Shut up failure!"
"BOTH OF YOU BE QUIET!" Aku-chan showed up, with the caped man in tow-or who they thought it was at first, but he had silver hair and a pair of red glasses that looked like they were the ripped off version of Tuxedo Mask's mask, just dyed red. "As for you, Sano-kun, don't you like Meg-chan? You flirt with her everyday."
"I do not!" Sano yelled back, lifting a fist as if to punch her.
"Let me demonstrate. Red Mantle!"
"Hello," said Red Mantle, and all the girls in the area swooned as he glowed in a mysterious spot light that made him look even more handsome then he already was.
"Hey, you… you stop that!"
"Couldn't come up with a better come back, tori?"
"W…what?! How dare you say that you…you…"
Aku-chan held up a sign.
"Womanizing, cape loving ghost! G…Ghost! He's a ghost!" Sano turned white.
"Alright, Red Mantle, you may leave."
"Red Mantle Wipe!" The capped ghost left the scene.
"Okay, the pair with the lowest number goes first!"
"Huh?" They all looked at their cards confused.
"We have a two," said Yahiko.
"Nope, an ace goes first."
"Oh, so me and the baka here have to go first-and after such a scene!" declared Megumi. "Well come on tori atama no baka…"
"WAIT! First you must get you map!" Kupo-chan flew in front of them, landing gracefully on top of Sano's hair. *This tickles…* "Here you go, follow the trail according to the map and the maze and don't get freaked out!" *As if that WON'T happen! Everyone has gotten freaked out so far.*
"This place is strange…" muttered Sano. They had seen several strange creatures so far, like the kind that popped out of 'Alice in Wonderland'-but minus the cranky queen, the king, strange playing cards that talked and a white rab-
"Oh, my! I'm late! I'm late! I'm late! Hello! Goodbye! I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!" A furry white creature in a nice coat and carrying an umbrella and a gold pocket watch rushed by.
-bit. Never mind.
"You getting freaked?" Megumi asked, in a gloating voice followed by her laughter at the way Sano appeared- he was a little paler then usual.
"No, kitsune onna, but from the way you're asking it seems like you are the one who is scared."
"What? Me scared of a little dark? Not on your life tori atama, and I have a name you know."
"So do I."
They continued to walk on, mean while, they were being watched through a mirror they had 'borrowed' from Fushigi Yuugi. "We've got to spice things up," said Aku-chan.
"And how are we going to do that?" MoMo-ChAn asked.
"By giving them something to funny to do."
Evil laughter followed.
Both sneezed, looking at each other with a single thought-someone was talking about them, and it most likely wasn't in a good way.
"Look at this, I have something to play with!" cried out a strange looking thing-which resembled a blob. "Hmm, what should I turn you two into…I know!"
In an annoying burst of smoke, the two disappeared to reappear as a fox and a rooster-duck.
"Cock-a-doodle-quack!" Sano cried out, a blush crossing over its duck shaped beak. It looked more like a rooster in form, but its feet and beak resembled that of a duck!
The fox looked at him for a moment, before laughing. The blob did so as well, muttered something about having to practice of making a rooster and then vanished in a burst of smoke.
"What the hell was that…?" the rooster said, a sweat drop forming.
"I don't know, but you are seriously funny!" replied the fox, who continued to snicker.
"What's so funny?!"
"You!"
"What…?"
The rooster-duck waddled over to the pond and looked at his image. "AH! Look at me, I am a freak!"
"So? This freak has made me laugh!" Megumi smiled a fox smile, showing teeth.
Sano sweat dropped, and took a step back. "Um…could you not show so many teeth?"
"Why?"
"It's starting to scare me…"
"Why? Oh, wait, you're a chicken…and chickens are eaten by foxes…You had better start running tori…"
"AH!!!!!!!!!" The rooster-duck cried out and started to waddle as fast as he could.
"You can't run forever!"
Finally after what seemed forever, Megumi caught the rooster-chicken, and pinned him down beneath her. The two started to laugh, and continued to laugh as a burst of smoke-its last appearance for this chapter-came around them and they returned to normal.
"Huh? What's that?" Sano was looking up, at a sign he couldn't read, as it was written in English, but he could tell that it was glowing green.
"It's a sign…I think…" Megumi looked at it as well.
"What's it say?" The two got up, and only then they realized that they were human again.
"We're human again!"
"I'm no longer a rooster-duck!"
The two held hands and bounced up and down in happiness while chanting "We're human! We're human!" over and over again.
The sign sweat dropped, as they didn't realize that this was an exit. They stay that way until they realized that they were being happy together. This upset them, and they turned their backs to each other, standing there for the rest of the chapter until the moogle pushed them into the exit.
"Okay! Those two are done! Who goes next?"
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AN: The next couple is your pick, but just a warning, to MoMo-ChAn, since she was the one who suggested the SephyxCloud chapter-its going last, so please don't vote for them. ^.^
Aku-chan: you told my sister to tell me that you asked to tell me that there was no bombing at school but gun fire and you were caught in the middle. And then that your body was sent back to India and you wanted me to get a plane ticket and go there! Why?
MoMo-ChAn: You'd think she would've gotten it when her sister said I ASKED her to tell you something. And she didn't.
Aku-chan: Don't change the subject!
MoMo-ChAn: I'm not.
Red Mantle: Red Mantle Wipe!
MoMo-ChAn: Where'd you get this guy?
Aku-chan: Just one of the few things that you should expect! Ahahahahahahaha!
MoMo-ChAn and Red Mantle sweat drop.
MoMo-ChAn: He's a rip off of Tuxedo Kamen. You might as well have gotten the Black Tiger.
Aku-chan: Hmm... the Black Tiger.
Red Mantle: No! I'm the only one!
MoMo-ChAn: Shut up! Aku, you are NOT bringing the Black Tiger here.
Aku-chan: And why not?
MoMo-ChAn: Because we have the Red Mantle and Kupo-chan.
Aku-chan: Oh...
