I, er, we, hope that you enjoyed the last chapter with Sano and Megumi! Oh, by the way, this is MoMo-ChAn. You may remember me from such fanfics as… ~ is hit by Aku-chan ~ Oh right, I'm not supposed to sponsor my fics… Today, because I want it, Sephy and Cloud shall go walk the path! Let the chappie begin!

RK doesn't belong to us and neither do the FF characters! So please don't sue us or anything because we have no money. We also do not own anyone from RG Veda or anyone that you are ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY SURE do not belong to us.

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Kimodameshi: a collaboration fic between Aku-chan and MoMo-ChAn

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"Um… where's Sano and Megumi?" asked Kaoru, unnerved by the fact that they had not returned.

"Daijoubu Kaoru-dono, I'm sure they're fine, de gozaru," said Kenshin.

"Oi, busu, what card did you get?"

"BUSU?! GET BACK HERE YAHIKO!"

And all watched as Busu chased Yahiko-chan. And then POOF!

"I am RED MANTLE!"

All watched as Kaoru and Yahiko ran over him. Then there was another poof and Aku-chan and MoMo-ChAn appear, a Sephy doll crushed to MoMo-ChAn's chest and an Enishi doll crushed to Aku-chan's chest.

"OK! Next up are the people with the cards with the two on them!" cried Aku-chan. MoMo-ChAn just nodded.

"Hmph. Glad I have a ten . . ." said Sephiroth.

"No you don't. You have a two," said Cloud, peering over his shoulder, having to stand on his tiptoes to look over the tall bishounen.

Sephiroth looked at his card. "WHAT?!"

Kupo-chan let out a small "kupo" and said, "You have to go now Mister Sephiroth."

Sephiroth scowled. "Who else has a two?"

Yahiko stopped as he realized that he had had a two. He looked quickly at his card, not wanting to be with a scary person like Sephiroth. Funnily enough, it was no longer a two. It was now a ten. "Hey, Tsubame, what card do you have?"

"A ten."

Seeing as how Tsubame isn't the world's smartest person, she didn't understand why Yahiko looked so blissful.

"WHO HAS A GODDAMNED TWO?" shouted Sephiroth, miraculously free of the straitjacket and is now equipped with his six or seven foot long katana called the Masamune. Cloud, also miraculously free of his bonds, looked down at his card. He tapped Sephiroth's shoulder.

"What do you want, failure?"

Cloud frowned. "I'm not a failure, and I have a two."

The Kenshin-gumi could not understand why Sephiroth looked so happy. I mean, wasn't he demeaning the spiky blond? Which brought up another question . . .

"Why is your hair so spiky?" asked Misao.

Cloud looked at her. "Well . . . uh . . . why is your hair so messy?"

"Messy? My hair's not messy, is it Aoshi-sama?"

Aoshi said, " . . ."

Cloud looked at Aoshi, puzzled by his silence. "Does he talk?"

Misao immediately came to her beloved's rescue. "Of course Aoshi-sama talks! He's one of the best swordsmen in ALL of Japan!"

Sephiroth smiled a not so nice smile. "Are all of you swordsmen?"

MoMo-ChAn bounced up and down nodding. Aku-chan hit her. They proceeded to have a fight which escalated into who really owns Kujaku from RG Veda. Kupo-chan sighed. * Why are my mistresses so unmannered? * "Actually, Himura-san over there is a former assassin, Kaoru is a master of the Kamiya Kasshin Ryuu, Aoshi is a master of . . . hold on, I know the word . . . double kodachi, Misao is a ninja, Yahiko is Kaoru's apprentice, Hiko-sama is the thirteenth successor of the Hiten Mitsurugi Ryuu, and well, that gloomy guy over there smoking and staying away from us is Saitou Hajime, former leader of the Shinsengumi squad three and master of the Gatotsu technique." Kupo-chan took a deep breath after speaking so much.

Sephiroth only smiled. "Well, well, if they're all so good, it would be my pleasure to fight them later."

Kaoru piped, "Oh, the Kamiya Kasshin Ryuu only exists to protect!"

Hiko took a quick swig of his sake jug and said, "Same for the Hiten Mitsurugi Ryuu. I'm not fighting you."

"So you're scared?"

"No."

Saitou walked over, tossing his cigarette on the ground. Aku-chan and MoMo-ChAn screamed as they saw the still lighted cigarette touch the ground.

"FIRE!" they screamed, running over and stamping out the cigarette. Saitou just kept walking toward Sephiroth.

"I'll fight you."

"NO YOU WON'T BECAUSE CLOUD AND SEPHY HAVE TO GO DO KIMODAMESHI!" shouted MoMo-ChAn.

Sephiroth just smiled at Saitou. "You're lucky," he said, "I would have easily defeated you."

"Not if I killed you first."

"OK!" said Aku-chan, shoving Cloud and Sephiroth to the entrance. "GO!"

With another "POOF!" pink smoke appeared and made the entrance disappear. The last thing the two heard was MoMo shouting, "WHY PINK?!"

Sephiroth shoved Cloud. "Follow me, pathetic failure."

"Hey, I'm not a failure. I beat you, didn't I?"

"Only because you were damned lucky and because you were supposed to defeat me. Nothing more."

They continued on. Sephy looked at his card again. No longer was it a two, but a "GET OUT OF TROUBLE FREE" card. Puzzled, he shrugged and put it away. He smothered a laugh as Cloud tripped over a stray root.

It was now a dark forest and they didn't have a map. They could see because both of them had GLOWING Mako eyes and Sephy's are extra pretty 'cause they're green. Anyway, they both took a step back as they saw the worst thing in the world.

PINK FUZZLES!

It was AWFUL. They were PINK and they were CUTE and they had BIG, BLUE EYES and they had little paws and could float in the air! And one of them had a BOW! A BIG, GREEN BOW! Sephy and Cloud almost puked from the cuteness. Then Sephiroth remembered his special weapon . . .

Drawing his Masamune, he cut through those pink fuzzles and laughed as what was left of them quivered in pain. Cloud gave a small gasp.

"YOU KILLED THE FUZZLES!" he shouted. "AND YOU DIDN'T USE MATERIA!"

"So?"

"It would have been funny to watch them float around on fire."

"Hmm . . . well, there are probably more fuzzles later on. I'll kill them then."

As they moved on, the forest went from dark and scary, to cute and bright. The trees were healthy and filled with BRIGHT green leaves, birds sang and flew by, cute bunnies hopped along the ground, deer danced in flower beds, and there was a kamikaze squirrel war party marching into the dark part of the forest. Cloud looked around.

"Look, there a cloud shaped like my head!"

Sephiroth sighed. "Concentrate Strife. We can worry about your mental stability later."

"MY mental stability? What about yours? I don't have some freaky alien talking to me in my head and saying she's my 'mother'."

Sephiroth turned around, eyes blazing. "Do NOT insult Jenova!" Turning back to their surroundings, he realized the setting had changed. Again. It was now a field.

"Hey, what happened to the forest?" asked Cloud.

"I don't know."

Cloud screamed as he looked past Sephiroth. "PINK FUZZLES!"

The pink fuzzles were no longer cute. They had sharp, dripping fangs, angry red eyes, long claws, and there was still a bow-wearing fuzzle.

Sephiroth sighed. * I'm really not in the mood to fight . . . * He pulled out his "GET OUT OF TROUBLE FREE!" card and said, "I use this."

POOF! The pink fuzzles no longer headed toward Sephiroth, but headed toward Cloud. Screaming, he pulled out his Ultima Weapon and hacked away at them. They separated and then came back together. Still screaming his head off, he use Fire materia to burn them. Now there were pink fiery fuzzles! Cloud took off to running around in circles. Then the pink fuzzles died. As it turns out, they were weak to fire. Sephiroth grabbed Cloud and continued on, dragging him on the ground. Sooner or later, he found a glowing green sign next to a pool of Mako.

"Look, it's a Mako pool!" whispered Cloud.

"I know."

"There's an exit too."

"I know."

Deciding that if he didn't stick the Masamune into Cloud now, he never would. Just as he was about to stab him, MoMo-ChAn appeared.

"You can't kill him because I have him on loan from Halee. So sorry. I can get you a clone though."

Sephiroth thought this over for a bit. "Alright. A clone then."

"What? You can't kill me!" cried Cloud.

"You're a little slow, I'll just kill a clone of you."

"Oh. OK then."

All three walked through the exit.

SMACK.

Cloud lay facedown on the ground, unconscious.

And the pink fuzzles return . . .


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Aku-chan: I want a pink fuzzle!

MoMo-ChAn: They would probably eat you.

Kupo-chan: No, they would probably run from her.

Aku-chan: Why are you so mean to me?

MoMo-ChAn: Because it's fun.

Aku-chan: Can you please stop it?

MoMo-ChAn: What if I say no?

Aku-chan: *cries*

Kupo-chan: please make Aku-chan happy and leave a review.