Kimodameshi: a collaboration fic between aku-chan and MoMo-ChAn.

RK and anything else we use in this fic from other animes doesn't belong to us.

AN: Well, we are back--and with A+M! Chiruken, your wish is granted!

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"Who has the three?" Kupo-chan asked.

"We do!" cried Misao, jumping up next to stone cold Aoshi.

"Okay, you may go--and don't forget your map!"


"Aoshi-sama, this place is freaky, huh?" Misao said, trying to strike up conversation.

Aoshi stayed quiet.

Misao continued with some endless chatter until she gave up--and used her secret weapon of all time!

"This is the song that never ends! Yes it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it not knowing what to do cause this is the song that never ends; yes it goes on and on my friend! etc.…"

Aoshi silently listened to her, what ever she talked about, he paid attention to--but when she stopped talking, he grew a little worried, though he didn't show it--and then she started singing.

It went on and on, this annoying song that was endless and endless, and finally, before he could snap an idea came to him! If this didn't shut her up, he didn't know what would.

Stopping, he reached out and grabbed Misao, turning her around quickly and placing a kiss on her lips.

Time passed by slowly--but for Misao it went by too quickly!

When he finally released her, she was weak in the knees, hardly able to stand on her own but followed Aoshi as he started walking again. *Aoshi-sama kissed me! He KISSED me!!!!!!!!!!!!*

"Man, that was WEAK!" declared Aku-chan from their chamber, watching the two as they walked from the image in their "borrowed" mirror. "Vincent! Where is my drink?"

"Right here," said Vincent, showing up with a tray, on top of which was a large grape soda and ice.

"Thank you. You may go."

Vincent left, but before he could leave the room. "Steady ho Carolina!"

A large bull with a masked figure came running past, trampling over the poor mutated man leaving him a wreck.

"Aku-chan! You promised me you wouldn't use him!" declared MoMo-ChAn in anger.

"Ah, now come on! Just once? Anyway, we have to get back to the couple at hand!"

"Oh, right, but I will deal it out with you later on!"

"Oww…"

"Red Mantle Wipe!"


The two had continued on, Misao walking somewhat better then she had before, but it still didn't really help.

"Aoshi-sama kissed me…" She mumbled, knowing exactly what she was going to tell the other girls when she got back! It would be such a shock to them!

Aoshi meanwhile was thinking about how soft and nice her lips had been, as well as kissing her again.

"I am Volkan! The undefeated of the east!" cried out a child, and on a small hill of dirt stood a small boy dressed in western clothing--though it looked quite old and torn.

"Onii-san, you are mixing your lines from watching GGundam!" said a little girl next at the bottom of the mound, on her back was a very large sword.

"I didn't ask for your advice Dortin!"

"Um…how did you guys get here?" Misao asked, going up to the two.

"This strange guy in a red cape came and whisked away Miss Cleo, and we are here to come and save her," said Dortin, bowing to the two as she introduced herself and her brother.

"I'm Misao and this is Aoshi-sama! That strange guy must've been the same one we meet before at the beginning, right Aoshi-sama?"

Aoshi stayed silent.

"He doesn't talk much does he?"

"Not really…"

"Reminds me of a robot--or maybe of those statues we saw on that island!" said Volkan, poking at Aoshi as if he wouldn't mind.

Actually, he did, for his eyebrow twitched ever so slightly.

"Volkan! Dortin!"

"Ah! It is the evil sorcerer!" declared Volkan as a young man dressed in black came running up to them.

"No, onii-san, that's just Orphen," said Dortin.

"Are you trying to disagree with your onii-san?"

"No, I'm just trying to save you from your idiotic plans, like usual."

"If you listen to her, you might learn something," said Orphen, hearing all that was said from Volkan.

"Did you find Miss Cleo yet?"

"Nope, and I'm afraid we lost Majic as well."

"Maybe we can help?" said Misao.

"A young girl and an ice man like that could be no help in a case I can solve perfectly on my own!" declared Volkan, standing tall and mighty.

*Must not use kodachi on him…Must not use kodachi on him…* said Aoshi in his thoughts, turning it over and over again. *Mustn't…mustn't…*

"The light of heavens; come forth when I call!" said Orphen, and in an amazing ray of light coming from his fists, and Volkan was blasted into the air.

"Onii-san!" Dortin went running after him.

"How did you do that?" exclaimed Misao.

"Magic."

"So cool!"

*Too bad…I couldn't use my double kodachi…* thought Aoshi.

"Oh my goodness! We have to continue on with your travel through the maze!" cried out Misao, not noticing the passage of time--really, how would she in the company of her Aoshi-sama? "If we see any of your friends, we'll tell them you are looking for them!"

Misao and Aoshi headed off.

"I still think this is lame," complained Aku-chan.

"It was YOUR plan," replied MoMo-ChAn.

"Yeah, but who'd think it would take this long?"

"Its Aoshi-sama we are dealing with."

"Good point."

"It's a small world after all! It's a small world after all! It's a small world after all, it's a small, small world!" Aoshi and Misao found themselves traveling on this strange ride through a tunnel where a bunch of dolls were singing another annoying song--or so in Aoshi's case.

"Aoshi-sama! There's Japan!" called out Misao, pointing to the figures.

He didn't reply, once more repeating his thoughts from before. *Mustn't use double kodachi…Mustn't…*

A long time later they found themselves at the end of the ride, but Misao liked the catchy song so much that she started singing it! Even though she didn't know a word of English!

"It's a small world after all!" she sang out quite cheerfully. This just added to Aoshi's nerves. He had to think of a way to keep her quite--but he couldn't come up with anything!

And finally it came to him.

Picking the small girl up he held her in a lover's warm embrace and kissed her kindly on the lips.

The kiss ended and Misao looked at Aoshi stunned; and equal shocked to see his eyes holding a warm gaze.

"Aoshi-sama…"

"Shh, how about just plain old Aoshi from now on, ne?"

"Hai…" They kissed once more, not noticing they were on a swan shaped boat carrying them down a stream that wasn't there before, heading for the exit.

In the distance there was a swarm of pink hovering around a tree where a young man with blond hair was--tied upside down and hanging as the pink fuzzles attacked him with no mercy.

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Aku-chan: Chiruken, I hope you liked that!

Kupo-chan: Poor Cloud though…kupo.

MoMo-ChAn: I told you not to use Black Tiger!

Aku-chan: So?

MoMo-ChAn: You have Red Mantle!

Aku-chan: Can't I have more? You can never have too many bishoens!

Vincent (still an injured mess on the floor): Someone help me…

Red Mantle: Red Mantle Wipe!

MoMo-ChAn: SHUT UP! **Punches Red Mantle in the face** AND WHY PINK?! I hate pink! NO MORE PINK!

Everyone sweat dropped.