Kimodameshi: a collaboration fic between Aku-chan and MoMo-ChAn
RK doesn't belong to us, or anything else we put in this fic.
AN: Well…despite the fact a Ranma ½ couple will appear soon in this fic, I used this anime to bring in Yahiko and Tsubame and their trip. Now on with the fic!
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Aku-chan, appearing from the house carried piggyback style by Vincent, "Yahiko-chan is up next!"
"What? Don't call me -chan! And sides I have a ten-" said Yahiko, but he was cut off.
"Look again," said MoMo-ChAn.
"The number changed again…kowaii…" whispered Tsubame. In her hands was her card, the 4 of diamonds.
"Um, when will we go?" asked Kaoru, holding up her card.
"Last," said Aku-chan without even looking. "Now please go on!" Aku-chan and MoMo-ChAn vanished in a puff of pink smoke.
"You heard the ladies!" said Kupo-chan, pushing the two out into the maze. "Oops…I forgot to give them a map…oh well, they'll figure it out."
Meanwhile the two came upon a beach-they were even dressed for the occasion. Around them people came about, including a giant panda who was fanning himself as a young woman cut watermelon beside him under the shade of a umbrella.
"Why hello cutie!" said a small old man, holding in his hands a bracelet. "Would you like to go on a date with me?"
"Hey you, Tsubame happens to be with me!" declared Yahiko, hitting the old man on the head with his bokken.
"Why did you do that to me young man?" The old man came up with tears. Just then a young woman with red hair landed on the old man's head, burying it in the sand.
"Maybe because you deserved it ya little freak!" said the red head. "Please don't mind him." The red head kicked him into the air, sending him flying. The girl walked off, but the bracelet was left behind, which Tsubame picked up.
"Would you like to steal my panties?" said a very old, big woman ghost, holding in her hands her very big underwear.
"Ahh!" cried out Yahiko in fear, grabbing Tsubame and making a run for it.
"Come back! Please steal my panties!" The ghost cried out.
The two continued to travel, until a nice looking woman carrying in her arms a wrapped up sword came upon them. "Hello, but could you please direct me to where I might find a Ranma Saotome?"
"I'm sorry, but I don't know anyone by that name," said Yahiko. Tsubame nodding her head in agreement.
"Oh well, another chance in finding my son is lost."
"Your son is lost?"
"He's with his father, but…I haven't seen him sense he was a child, taken by his father for a long training trip!" The woman was close to tears as she bid them fair well. The two waved goodbye as well, until they couldn't see her anymore.
They went on their way. Finally they came upon a nice resting spot in the shade where they sat down to take a rest. Tsubame took out the bracelet she had found and looked at the three places where jewels should've been, but one was empty while the other two had lovely jewels. She tried to remove on of the other jewels, and found that it easily came out. And it went right into her mouth, by a certain old man, but the red head girl had put something about her eyes. Yahiko delivered the kick that sent him into the air this time though.
"What did he just give her!" cried out Yahiko as the red head stopped him from de-blindfolding the girl.
"A love potion! The first one she sees of the opposite sex she will fall in love with! And it might be the life time pill," explained the red head girl at the hotel where she and her family and friends where staying as the visited the beach. They had said their names, the red head being Ranma, the panda being Genma, and the old freak was named Happosai.
"Okay… what do you mean by life time pill?" Tsubame asked, softly.
"Well, there are three pills, the moment pill, the one-day pill and the life time pill. You fall in love with the first person of the opposite sex you see for either a few minutes, a day, or for the rest of your life! All depending on the pill you take," said Akane, a nice girl with girl hair and eyes.
"Hey, Tsubame-chan… are you in love with some one already? Before all this?" Yahiko asked, blushing.
Tsubame blushed as well, even while she answered. "Yes… I do love someone."
"Then I suggest you don't take off that blindfold until we come upon him." Yahiko sounded depressed, thinking it wasn't him.
"Oh, don't worry Yahiko-chan! Its you I like!" Tsubame felt around until Yahiko took hold of her hand, holding it in his own. She tore the blindfold off and looked right into his eyes.
"No Tsubame-chan!" cried out Happosai jumping into the room while riding a fake white horse and wearing a nice white tux complete with a bouquet of white roses.
"Who are you little man?" Tsubame ended up kicking the old man out the window in which he came in after he had groped onto her. Then she hugged Yahiko tightly.
"And HOW old are they?" said the sign that Genma held up.
"Well, its young love," said Kasumi, smiling. "And 'sides, its sweet."
The next thing they all knew, they vanished in a blast of pink smoke and everyone reappeared in a church, dressed for the occasion of a wedding. Though, Yahiko was in the wedding dress and Tsubame in the tux! Genma, the panda, was the priest, and Happosai-who reappeared with them-was the ring bearer.
"Do you, Tsubame," read the sign Genma held up, "take Yahiko as your wedded loving… person?"
"Yes!" Tsubame smiled happily, hugging Yahiko once more, this time a little TOO tight, as he was starting to turn blue.
"And do you, Yahiko, take Tsubame as your wedded person?"
"I-"
"Hold right there!" A woman cried out, and she appeared in the aisle, wearing a cheerleading outfit, holding out a baton. "Mariko is here! And I want to know, if you, cross-dressing Tsubame, know anything about cheering for true love!"
"Oh sure I do!" Tsubame ripped off her tux to reveal her own cheerleading out fit, which had a picture of Yahiko's head on it as well "I love you" by it! In her hands where two pompoms. "For Yahiko's love!"
In a flash of pompoms all shaped like Yahiko's head, Mariko was pushed out the window and into the air.
"Now, let us get on with the wedding." Tsubame took her place aside Yahiko once more, in her tux as well.
"Answer the question from before," said the sign Genma held up.
"I...do."
"You may kiss your person."
Tsubame kissed Yahiko on the cheek.
They left the church where people threw rice and such into the air, and made their way into a nice car decked out for a wedding, on the back was a sign that said "Just Married," along with cans tied on strings to the bumper. The two drove off with Yahiko throwing the bouquet back behind his head.
If it makes a difference, an old woman named Cologne caught the bouquet.
The two continued to drive off until they came upon a garage door, which said "Exit." It opened for them and they were brought back.
"Icchan go boom!" In time for the two to get back, so did Aku-chan and MoMo-ChAn, who appeared with more people.
"Ohh! How sweet!" Aku-chan cooed, taking pictures of Tsubame and Yahiko who were still in their wedding gowns. "I can't wait until I get them developed!"
"Okay…" muttered Kupo-chan. "Whose next?"
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MoMo-ChAn: Can you really marry those two?
Genma: No. Aku-chan just had me do so.
Aku-chan: ^.^
MoMo-Chan: I don't like you Genma. PREPARE TO DIE!
Aku-chan: *blots out the gruesome fight* Thank you for reading!
