A/N: BEHOLD! ICCHAN AND KAGEURA! It is I, MoMo-ChAn, who brings to you this 7th installment of Kimodameshi. They go into the sky . . .
Disclaimer: We hold no possession over Rurouni Kenshin, Miracle Girls, or Angelic Layer. While I would really like an angel of my own and an Aoshi plushie plus an Icchan plushie and a pair of Kageura's glasses, I don't. And we hold no possession over any Final Fantasy characters.
**Quote of the Day** (This is a ritual of MoMo's) "ICCHAN GO BOOM!" - Icchan, Angelic Layer
Kimodameshi: a collaboration fic between aku-chan and MoMo-ChAn
"Yahiko and Tsubame are done," Kupo-chan said, pom-pom drooping.
"Aw . . . What's wrong Kupo-chan?" MoMo asked.
"I'm tired."
"Take a nap. I'll take over."
"Really?"
"Yes."
Kupo-chan fluttered underneath a tree and went to sleep. Aku-chan came out of the grey dollhouse, Vincent not far behind. She was angry for some reason.
"WHERE IS IT?!" cried aku-chan.
"Where's what?" said MoMo, Kenshin, Kaoru, and Sephiroth.
"MY ENISHI PLUSHIE!"
Vincent shrugged. "We looked all over the dollhouse. It's nowhere to be found."
MoMo looked skeptical. "Nowhere?"
"Nowhere," Vincent confirmed.
"Who's Enishi, by the way?" asked Kaoru.
Enishi, thought Kenshin, That sounds familiar, de gozaru.
"ENISHI-SAMA?! WHERE ARE YOU?!" screamed aku-chan, throwing herself on the ground and pounding it with her fists.
"You have Valentine, why are you getting upset over a doll?" Sephiroth said, pushing his hair out of his eyes.
"Is anyone going to answer my question?" Kaoru pressed.
"No."
MoMo was holding her head, as if to keep out headaches. "URUSAI!" she shouted. Everyone shut up. Glaring at everyone, she pointed at Kupo-chan. "Kupo-chan is SLEEPING! He is very tired and you will wake him! And aku-chan, what are you doing? We'll find your Enishi plushie later. Right now, we have to concentrate on-"
"ICCHAN GO BOOM!"
Everyone turned to see a crazy man in a white labcoat and glasses that didn't show his eyes popped out of a tree, holding two branches with leaves in his hands. He ran over to MoMo, who finished her sentence, "-Icchan and Kageura."
Icchan stared at MoMo. "Why are you calling me Icchan?"
"Do you want me to call you chief Mihara?"
Icchan thought this over a little while then shook his head. "No. But you're not Misaki. Where am I?"
Aku-chan got up and adjusted her sunglasses. "You are in a different world. You will walk a path in a sky with your partner, who has a six card."
MoMo-ChAn slipped the six card into Icchan's hand. "There ya go."
Icchan nodded, his right hand under his chin (index finger on left side, thumb on right), and nodded. "I see. And where is my partner?"
"Who, Kageura-sensei? Well he should be-"
"LASER EYES!" Two beams of light shot out of the woods that surrounded the dollhouse. A man in a labcoat and wearing glasses (ones that you can see through) and messy black hair came running out of the trees. Immediately, he stopped as he saw the group.
"-right here," MoMo finished.
"Where am I?" Kageura asked.
Aku-chan stepped forward and opened her mouth. She explained the whole thing to Kageura and he nodded. But Icchan was angry.
"COPYCAT!" Icchan screamed, an accusing finger pointed at Kageura.
Kageura looked up from his six of diamonds at Icchan, noticing him for the first time. "ME?! YOU'RE THE COPYCAT! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY OUTFIT!"
Sephiroth and Vincent leaned against a tree, Kaoru stayed behind Kenshin, who 'oroed' and aku-chan and MoMo came between the two insane men.
"Now, now, Icchan," MoMo said, "Just because you're weirder than Kageura-"
"HE IS NOT WEIRDER THAN ME!"
Aku-chan hit Kageura. "Of course Icchan's weirder. Do you threaten your assistants? No? Well, Icchan does, so SHUT UP!"
MoMo sighed. "OK, Icchan. Calm down and I'll give you some sugar crystals."
"Ice cream too?"
"Sure."
Icchan pondered this for a while then said, "If the ice cream melts even a little, I'll kill you!"
MoMo looked at aku. Aku looked at MoMo. Everyone stared at the two newest members of the group. Kaoru tapped Kenshin's shoulder.
"Which one's Icchan?" Kaoru whispered.
"I don't know, de gozaru yo."
Ice cream magically appeared in Icchan's hand, as well as a bag of sugar crystals. Icchan opened the bag of sugar crystals and poured them over the ice cream and began to eat. Kageura got even madder as he watched Icchan.
"Why don't I get anything to eat?!" Kageura focused his laser eyes (which are just beams of light, so no one gets hurt) on Icchan. Everyone sighed.
"Can I kill him?" Sephiroth asked, knowing that if he killed Kageura without asking something bad would happen.
"No."
Strawberry ice cream appeared in Kageura's hands. He began to eat as well. Everyone waited for the two weirdoes to finish. When they had finished, aku-chan introduced them to each other.
"Kageura-sensei," she began politely, "this is Chief Mihara who goes by the name Icchan. He is the creator of Angelic Layer, and is a very smart and perverted man." Icchan glared at aku. Aku, ignoring the glare, introduced Kageura to Icchan. "Icchan, this is Kageura-sensei, he is a science professor at (name of school because I can't remember!). He likes to dabble in ESP, and although he is not a psychic, he stole that potion from Mika to give him his laser eyes."
MoMo clapped her hands. A map fell on her head, bounced of and hit her glasses, making them uneven. Screaming for no one to look, she adjusted her swirly glasses so they covered her eyes. MoMo picked up the map and gave it to Kageura. Then she took it back and gave it to Icchan. Then she took it back again, scratched her head, and gave it to both of them.
"This is your map. It will help you as you travel through the sky."
"The sky?" Kageura asked.
"Yes, the sky." MoMo gestured to the rainbow stairs that had magically appeared. They led up all the way into the sky. Icchan and Kageura stared at it.
"I'm not walking all the way. Kageura! Carry me! If you even slow your pace I'll kill you!" Icchan commanded.
"Go to hell."
"KAGEURA-SENSEI!" aku exclaimed.
"Don't worry. You just have to go up ten stairs and it becomes an escalator. NOW GO!" cried MoMo. The two didn't move. MoMo glared at them. Nothing. "Sephiroth?"
"What?"
"Can you use manipulate on them?"
"Why?"
"Cloud clones to kill . . ."
"MANIPULATE!"
Icchan and Kageura climbed up the ten steps and it became an escalator, leading all the way in the sky. Aku-chan snapped her fingers and the mirror belonging to Taiitsukun (or Tai-Yi-Jun if you go by Chinese . . .) from Fushigi Yuugi (don't own either) appeared in front of everyone.
"Let's watch!" cried aku-chan. "RED MANTLE!"
Red Mantle appeared. "Yes?"
"Go get popcorn."
*~*~*~*~
Icchan and Kageura were in the sky where there were lots of clouds, cherubs, and a shining sun. There was so much happiness. Icchan grabbed one of the cherubs and inspected it.
"Hm . . . lightweight, wings, chubby, but where do batteries go . . .?"
The cherub got out of his hand and slapped him straight across his face and flew off. Kageura laughed. Icchan looked at him.
"I make millions of dollars and I'm famous. How about you?"
That shut Kageura up. As he followed Icchan, Kageura thought, 'Stupid show off.'
They jumped on clouds to stay in the air. OK, just picture a clear blue background. Now put some clouds there. Now put two men in labcoats and glasses jumping on clouds. That's what it was like. Jump, bounce, jump, bounce . . . it never ends. Until Icchan tripped onto a cloud. He got a face full of moisture. And the moisture from the cloud was COLD.
"Stupid cloud," Icchan muttered, "you're supposed to be fluffy."
"No they're not, clouds are condensed water-"
"Shut up."
Kageura didn't like Icchan. So he punched him. Icchan didn't like Kageura. So he went squid-like and slapped Kageura continuously.
"Stop hitting me!"
"You started it!"
"No I didn't!"
And so, Kageura and Icchan began to fight furiously, destroying the pretty clouds. They walked (or rather, rolled, trying to kill each other) the length of the sky until they came upon a thin spot on the clouds . . .
There was a scream emitted from Kageura as they fell, but Icchan merely enjoyed the ride. And because Icchan enjoyed the ride, he gets the right to be the weirder one. They fell faster and faster, until they crashed into the earth in front of aku and MoMo. Aku turned her head away from the mirror.
"Oh, you're back."
Kageura and Icchan got up, not a scratch on 'em. They wobbled over to MoMo and aku. Pulling out star wands that they stole from Kirby (does not belong to us) tapped them on their noses. Icchan and Kageura disappeared! Kaoru's eyes widened and Kenshin let out a faint, "Oro."
Aku was now crying over her lost Enishi doll. Kenshin, Kaoru, and Red Mantle try to comfort her. MoMo, Sephiroth, and Vincent went over to Kupo-chan. He was already awake and leaning over a cauldron with some bubbly green stuff. MoMo nodded to Sephy and Vincent and took out the ENISHI DOLL! Aku-chan saw the doll in her hands held over the cauldron.
"ENISHI-SAMA!" screamed aku-chan.
PLOP! The little doll fell into the green stuff. There was a POOF! of green smoke and then, when the smoke cleared away, there was Enishi.
"What the . . ." Enishi trailed. Then he saw Kenshin. He got angry. "HIMURA YOU B-"
Enishi was cut off as aku-chan ran at him and hugged him really hard. "Enishi-sama," she said, "you're real!"
Still holding onto him, aku ran into the woods, leaving Kenshin to "Oro?" Kaoru looked at Kenshin. "Kenshin, who's Enishi?"
Kenshin looked at Kaoru, his purple eyes showing confusion. "I don't know, de gozaru yo."
***END***
MoMo: No aku-chan . . . she ran off with Enishi . . .
Sephiroth: That's nice.
Vincent: What happened to Lucrecia?
MoMo: I dunno. Don't you?
Vincent: No. I haven't seen her after aku sedated us in the cave.
Sephiroth: When did you get in a cave?
Vincent: MoMo's previous fanfic that was removed.
Sephiroth: Oh yes, I remember that . . . **Glares at MoMo**
MoMo: ^^;; Um, yeah, well, anyway . . . I'm sure the reviewers want to review, so bye! **Runs off**
Extra note: To get info on Kageura go to www.miraclegirls.net
And to get information on Icchan, go to
