Kimodameshi: A collaboration fic between aku-chan and MoMo-ChAn.
RK and anything else doesn't belong to us…sadly, I don't own Enishi-sama…
Quote of the day: "HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lucrecia.
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"Vincent…why are you crying?" Kupo-chan asked Vincent, who was crying along with Red Mantle and Black Tiger-not to forget all of his adorable little animal rides.
"She doesn't want me!" All three cried out in agony.
"Of course she does," said MoMo-ChAn, insuring the trio. "She just has a new play thing now, and you know how she is when she gets a new toy."
"So that Enishi fellow is a 'toy' to her?" Kenshin said, trying to remember where he heard of Enishi before.
"Yes, and this one I don't think she will let go of-even if the cops come after her for stopping the RK series!"
"Kupo! They are the couple with the seventh card!" declared Kupo-chan. "But, I think they won't be coming out, so I'll give them a few hours before sending out the next couple."
Enishi woke to find himself sitting in a comfy chair, his feet held on a nice foot rest and dressed in nice, soft clothes that seemed very foreign to him, he was wearing jeans and a now a-day shirt after all, matching in his nice blue and orange colors.
"Eni-chan," aku-chan said, smiling as she came into the room, dressed in a nice blue-orange mix dress, and an apron with "Kiss the Chief" written on it.
"Do I know you?"
"Of course you do, baka! I'm your wife!"
"My wife?"
"Yes, we married only last week."
"Last week…yeah, I can remember…"
"Well, can you tell me what you call me? My adorable nickname?"
"Robi…"
"Good!" Robi gave her husband a tight hug, kissing him on the cheek and loving every moment of it! He was hers! Mine, all mine! ^.^ "Now, you still here and I'll go make us some dinner!"
Robi gave her husband a kiss on the cheek and skipped off to the kitchen.
Mean while, Enishi looked about the room and found it acceptable before leaning back deeper into his chair. Just then, an Emperor penguin peeked his head from about the corner of a wall; his beady black glass eyes glaring at Enishi.
Those eyes changed into those of an angel as it waddled over to Enishi. The two looked at each other for a moment, and the penguin bit down hard on Enishi's nose. He made no sound, just glared at the creature hanging from his nose.
"Ah! Eni-chan!" Robi cried out, and the penguin let go, running off to hide behind a piece of furniture. "MY poor baby!"
She crushed Enishi to her chest, all the while sobbing. This happened for only a while, for then she let go and dragged him to the kitchen, where she wrapped up his nose.
"Now, you go to bed and rest-I don't want you up! First you didn't know what was going on and Pen then had to go all jealous of you!" Robi sobbed a moment, before ushering Enishi up the back stairs and to their bedroom, making him lie down under the covers and close his eyes.
Enishi said nothing all the while, he didn't like what was going on, as if this all wasn't really natural. And he had a plan on how to get out of the place, his only question was on how to get past Robi.
"Pen-you be a good penguin and watch your papa and make sure he gets some rest, okay? And if you dare to hurt him again, I will PERSONALLY pluck every feather off your body. Got it? Good, now behave!" Robi skipped down the stairs, Pen watching her with angelic eyes before turning towards Enishi. Walking into the room with his silly walk, he shut the door quietly and jumped on to the bed.
The two glared at each other, before Pen jumped at him, tackling him and shoving his to the bed. The two wrestled, but Enishi had been ready for him, and taking an empty pillowcase he shoved him into it and tied the top into a tight knot before throwing him out the window.
Looking about the room, he scavenged for something that would be perfect to tie someone up with. He soon found some nylon, and taking plenty of it, he slowly crept down the stairs and waited for his chance to startle Robi.
"What will Eni-chan like?" she said to herself, pausing in her work. "I know!"
She turned her back to the opening to the back stairs and Enishi took the chance. Tying her up was easy, and he threw her into the closet.
Going out the back door, he found him self at the end of the maze, Kenshin was standing innocently in front of him, back turned. An image came to him, one he didn't know all to well, but he would do SOMETHING to try and really remember.
The only thing he didn't suspect was the love Vincent, Red Mantle and Black Tiger had for aku-chan, and the three tackled him to the ground, Carolina the bull sitting on him. And another thing-an enraged aku-chan who was stronger then she looked. She had gotten out of her bindings and out of the maze, the earth shaking beneath her feet.
"ORO!!!" Kenshin cried out, eyes going swirly as he looked on.
Kupo-chan ushered them all back to a safe line as Kenshin FINALLY recognized him. "Oro! Is it really you?"
Despite Kupo-chan's and MoMo-ChAn's warnings, Kenshin went on and kneeled in front of the flattened Enishi. "Its really you, ISN'T it?"
"Himura…I will!"
"Eni-chan!" aku-chan's enraged cry as she threw Carolina off of him and took him by the collar of his shirt stopped all other conversation. "You are to NOT talk to strangers!"
She dragged him off into the house, Enishi abadoning all hope.
"Kenshin! Your hair!" Kaoru cried out-hanging onto the end of Kenshin's ponytail was Pen. Kenshin started to panic, but MoMo-ChAn came to the rescue and took Pen off, throwing him behind her shoulder-opposite direction of Carolina, whom Black Tiger went after.
"There! Now, who was next?"
"I think I am," said the ever smiling Soujiro.
"Chu!" said a small adorable rodent looking creature named Chuchu.
"Oh, that's right."
Kenshin oroed softly as he shook his head. "No, no, Tomoe's brother had black hair, not white, de gozaru..."
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Soujiro: *smile*
Chuchu: *smile*
Red Mantle: *smile*
Black Tiger: *smile*
Vincent: *smile*
Cloud: *cry of pain*
Sephiroth: *smirk*
MoMo: Sou-chan and Chu-Chu! WooP! And when did Vinnie fall in love with aku-chan?
Vincent: *shaking his head* I don't remember what happened. Can someone tell me? *wanders aimlessly*
Aku: DAMN! The pill wore off! Time for another dosage! *runs after Vinnie*
Sephiroth: ...
MoMo: Sephy?
Sephiroth: ... get me ice cream.
Chu-chu: CHU!
Red Mantle, Black Tiger, Sou-chan: US TOO!
MoMo: *sighs* Fine... *mutters* Icchan had a bad influence...
