A/N: Yes, yes, we bring you SOU-CHAN! And Chu-Chu, from Shoujo Kakumei Utena (Revolutionary Girl Utena). BUT IT'S STILL SOU-CHAN!
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Quote of the Day: "Here's your . . . frindle." -Nicholas Allen, Frindle by Andrew Clements (really funny! YOU MUST READ)
Kimodameshi: a collaboration fic between aku-chan and MoMo-ChAn
Chapter 9
Aku-chan was back. Enishi was nowhere in sight. MoMo and everyone else were worried.
"What did you do with Enishi?" MoMo asked her partner, who glared at her.
"It's ENISHI-SAMA and I didn't do anything."
"He's in the dollhouse, right?"
"Bingo."
Kupo-chan coughed and gestured to the Tenken and the little lavender colored mouse on his shoulder. Unfortunately for poor Soujiro, Chu-Chu, with his everlasting appetite, was eating his clothes. Sou-chan was still smiling, though it was strained considerably. Kaoru and Kenshin were talking to him.
"How have you been, Seta-san?"
"Well enough, Himura-san."
"YOU'RE the Tenken no Soujiro?!"
"Yes . . ."
"Huh. I always thought you'd be bigger or older or something."
"Ah, well, Kaoru-dono, you shouldn't assume, de gozaru ka."
" . . . Can someone get this mouse off my shoulder?"
MoMo shook her head, causing her swirly glasses to fly off. Screaming at everyone NOT to look, she scrambled on the grass, eyes closed and hands extended, searching for the precious swirly glasses. Finding them, she jammed them on her face and began to talk.
"Chu-Chu is supposed to go with you. He's you're partner, de gozaru."
Kenshin oroed at this and muttered something like, "That's MY line, de gozaru." Kaoru, overhearing him, smacked him and said, "Kenshin, behave!"
Sephiroth and Vincent, who were trapped there against their will, decided to do their own thing. Vinnie decided to climb up a tree and stare at the sky and Sephiroth decided to look REALLY cool by finding a soft, red, big chair resembling Eriol's chair in CardCaptor Sakura, sitting in it, and polishing his Masamune. MoMo, however, continued to talk.
" . . . And it'll really be fun Sou-chan, Chu-Chu!"
Soujiro's eyebrow twitched. "Sou-chan?"
Aku-chan cut in. "It's just a cute shortening of your name. You like?"
Soujiro didn't say anything. It was taking his all not to kill MoMo. Chu-Chu was now on his head, inspecting his hair. Sou-chan had had enough. He grabbed the little critter and held it to his face and . . .
Gave Chu-Chu a cracker. Chu-Chu grabbed the cracker and immediately began to eat it, letting crumbs fall on Soujiro's sleeve. There was another eyebrow twitch and Soujiro's smile began to get smaller.
Kupo-chan noticed this and grabbed Chu-Chu. Chu-Chu, startled by the grab, dropped his cracker. And when Chu-Chu loses his food, it's not a good thing.
"Chu chu, chu chu!" cried Chu-Chu.
Kupo-chan gave the protesting mouse a look. Chu-Chu, thinking only of his stomach and the lost cracker, protested harder.
"CHU CHU!" screamed Chu-Chu, and bit Kupo's hand. Kupo-chan let go of Chu-Chu, who fell only two feet before he hit the ground. Since the mouse is only like five inches tall, it hurt when he fell on the ground. In fact, the impact made him go swirly-eyed.
"Oro?" Kenshin said, "The mouse is copying me, de gozaru."
Kaoru looked at Kenshin, ready to swat him for stupidity and then saw Chu-Chu's swirly eyes. Blinking, she looked at Kenshin then at Chu-Chu. A confused look crossed her face. "How did the mouse learn to go swirly-eyed like Kenshin?"
"All anime characters can do it," said Aku-chan, who was smiling.
"Why are you smiling?"
"I'm happy."
"Why?" asked MoMo.
"BECAUSE I HAVE ENISHI-SAMA!"
"Will you let go of Vincent then?"
"No. HE'S MINE."
Soujiro watched the two authors talk. He turned his head to look at whichever one was talking. Chu-Chu had regained consciousness and was climbing up Soujiro's pants.
"Chu . . ." Chu-Chu whimpered.
Soujiro, noticing this, acted like the nice guy he is and picked up the little mouse. He put him on his shoulder and watched the two authors argue.
"WELL SEPHIROTH DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU!"
"VINCENT DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU!"
"YES HE DOES!"
"WHAT ABOUT BLACK TIGER? HE BELONGS AT THE TOWER OF FANG!"
"I LIKE BLACK TIGER!"
"ME TOO, BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME PUT HIM IN MY FANFICS!"
"SHUT UP!"
"NO, YOU SHUT UP!"
Kupo-chan tapped Aku-chan on the shoulder. "Umm . . . Shouldn't we send Chu-Chu and Soujiro on their way." He pointed to the two. Aku-chan and MoMo-ChAn blinked.
"Oh yeah . . ." Aku-chan said.
"I forgot. Give them their map, Kupo-chan."
"OK." Kupo-chan flittered over to the duo and handed them their map. He then led them to the forest's entrance. As the two walked in (rather: as Soujiro walked in with Chu-Chu) Kupo-chan said, "Be careful."
*~*~*~*~*~*
Soujiro hummed as he walked the forest's path. It was day apparently, seeing as how the sun was shining through the trees. A few butterflies flew through, a bird sang occasionally, and there was the quiet rustling of the trees. Chu-Chu, however, didn't like it.
Chu-Chu could not see food. That wasn't good. Chu-Chu was hungry. He lost the cracker and now he was in a savage jungle with no food. What was the poor mouse to do? Chu-Chu was feeling faint . . .
Soujiro looked at the mouse. Chu-Chu had fainted on his shoulder. Soujiro wasn't sure if he was supposed to wake up the mouse or just let him sleep . . . For a five-inch tall mouse, he sure was fat.
"What am I supposed to do here?" Soujiro wondered, walking through the forest.
*~*~*~*~*~*
MoMo let out an exasperated sigh. "WHAT THE HELL?!" she shouted. "This is boring!"
They were all watching Soujiro walk through the forest in Taiitsukun's mirror. Aku-chan frowned.
"How about we make their worst nightmares come true?"
Kenshin's eyes narrowed as he glared at Aku-chan. "Seta-san has gone very far. He is no longer a heartless killer. If you do that, he might turn back into what he was."
MoMo nodded. "I agree with Kenshin. Let's not do that to Sou-chan. But we can do that to Chu-Chu. That fruity loser Saionji can come."
Aku beamed. "OK!"
*~*~*~*~*~*
Chu-Chu was scared. He wasn't on Soujiro's shoulder anymore. He was in Saionji's over furnished dorm. Chu-Chu squeaked loudly as Saionji slapped his mistress, Anthy.
"Chu-Chu!" he cried, grabbing a fork and rushing at Saionji.
Saionji merely laughed and stepped on him.
Soujiro stared at the mouse. He was jerking around as if someone was stepping on him. Soujiro had tried to wake him up but he wouldn't. For some weird reason, Soujiro liked the little mouse. He was cute and gluttonous. Gluttonous? That was it! Soujiro digged around in his little bag and came out with a rice bun. Holding it close to Chu-Chu's face he whispered, "I hope you like rice buns."
Saionji was still stepping on him. But his shoe smelled like a rice bun . . . Chu-Chu took a bite and came back to the real world. Soujiro sighed and smiled as Chu-Chu attacked the bun. "CHU CHU!" cried Chu-Chu, stuffing his face.
After he was finished, Chu-Chu was lifted onto Sou-chan's shoulder again and he began to walk. And then . . .
The pink fuzzles returned. Baring their sharp white teeth, they attacked. Soujiro tossed Chu-Chu into the safety of a moss patch and began to fight. Of course, he used the dull side of his blade to knock out the fuzzles. Chu-Chu clapped as one by one the fuzzles were taken down. Soujiro sighed and looked at Chu-Chu, who had attached himself to the sword's scabbard (or cover, whichever). Tired as he was, Soujiro continued to walk until the found the exit.
"CHU!" cried Chu-Chu, thinking of his mistress.
Soujiro sighed. "I get to go back to my wandering . . ."
They walked through the portal, sending them back to their own worlds.
***END***
Aku-chan: Why did you send them back?
A poster board cut out of MoMo-ChAn: …
Kupo-chan: She isn't there…
Sephiroth: Which means I can run.
Aku-chan: No you can't.
A metal cage drops down on top of him. Sephiroth touched it and got shocked with sleeping gas.
