Kimodameshi

RK and Dragon Knights doesn't belong to us.

WARNING: incredibly short and cute things at the cutest.

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"Okay, I was thinking of one thing, but this will just have to do," said Aku-chan "Either this of rock star additions."

"Where'd you come up with that idea?" MoMo-ChAn asked.

"My sister. Anyway, this will have to do."

"Are you sure?" They look out over the seating and both sweatdroped.

"Not really."

"I can't believe this!" Yumi cried out. "You set Shishio-sama up with that…that FREAK! And not me?!"

Shishio—who has gone under massive plastic surgery for the dead—is perfectly normal looking and enjoying the chaos around smiles. While his partner, Rath, is holding a fuzzie and trying to ask if he could kill it, but no one is paying attention to him.

"Well, if we had you two paired, it wouldn't be funny," said Aku-chan, but Yumi just keeps glaring at MoMo-ChAn. Finally it seems to snap and Yumi takes out a giant mallet much like those from Ranma ½ and cashes her around the house.

"Um…Yumi-san, it was my idea," Aku-chan says, and soon enough, she is running around while Yumi cashes her around the big pink house.

"Shishio! Rath, you two better get going before Aku-chan is forced to change her mind," said MoMo-ChAn and Vincent sends the two through the Great Big Book of Everything. In the back ground there is a catchy melody sung by a strange looking cat and dog.

Shishio and Rath find them selves under the letter C, but it isn't for cat, or cricket or anything else, but rather it is C for Cute—as in animals at their cutest. But first, there was darkness, followed by a now-day setting with a small round carpet and a basket. The two look at each other before slowly itching forwards and uncovering it to find…a littler of cute little puppies with soft white hair and pitiful little cries! Their cries of terror soon follow.

For a demon killing dragon knight cute things isn't something you notice, but it was rather, Shishio's cry and the weak and the over protective mother's growl and angry look that made it turn to terror. The two soon flee with a dog hot on their trail until they come to another little setting, but this one is a farm.

All around them were cute farm babies. The calves and dogs, and chicks and the total cuteness! It was enough to make Shishio weep at the weakness of all these creatures, but also the fact he was falling for their weak and cuteness!

They ran once more, meeting cute after cute after cute, until they came upon the max of it all. There it was, sitting on a soft rug, claws gripping a ball of red yarn, his fur a nice calico color. A kitten playing with a ball of yarn.

Their screams of terror filled the air until the exit door appeared, the sign cracking and the two fleeing for their lives. *Insert evil laughter.*

But the two don't stop there, only go on their separate ways. Shishio grabs Yumi and flees back to hell while Rath takes his sword and the small scared which is supposedly Cescia and goes back to his own world.

Meanwhile, the little kitten shows up at the waiting area, mewing and looking sweet while washing his little paw. The girls "ow" and "ah" at it.

Aku-chan and MoMo-ChAn just sweatdrop once more and then turn to look at each other. "This was better then rock star additions?"

"I thought it was funny!" Aku-chan holds up the kitten to MoMo-ChAn with a smile. And isn't he just adorable."

"Um…Aku-chan, it's a girl."

"Opps! My mistake!"

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MoMo-ChAn: That was…

Sephiroth: In need of a make over?

Aku-chan: What a cute little kitten.

Black Tiger: I made no appearance!

Vincent: Maybe you went home?

Enishi: Mmmph Mm Mmphmm! *No one pays attention to him.*

Could: Ow… (He is still in the tree.) Kimodameshi: a collaboration fic between Aku-chan and MoMo-ChAn

RK and Dragon Knights doesn't belong to us.

WARNING: incredibly short and cute things at the cutest.

~*~*~*~*~*

"Okay, I was thinking of one thing, but this will just have to do," said Aku-chan "Either this or rock star additions."

"Where'd you come up with that idea?" MoMo-ChAn asked.

"My sister. Anyway, this will have to do."

"Are you sure?" They look out over the seating and both sweatdropped.

"Not really."

"I can't believe this!" Yumi cried out. "You set Shishio-sama up with that… that... FREAK! And why not me?!"

Shishio-who is the same old evil son-of-a-wait-this-is-a-G-fic-gotta-keep-it-clean- is enjoying the chaos around him and smiles his crazy little smile. His partner, Rath, is holding a fuzzle and trying to ask if he could kill it, but no one is paying attention to him. His little dragon, Fire, is in chibi form and is resting on his shoulder.

"Well, if we had you two paired, it wouldn't be funny," said Aku-chan, but Yumi just keeps glaring at MoMo-ChAn. Finally the poor maniacal girl (who loves a burnt mummy when there are several more cute, available, and UNBURNT guys in Japan) seems to snap and Yumi takes out a giant mallet much like those from Ranma ½ and chases her around the house.

"Um… Yumi-san, it was my idea," Aku-chan says, and soon enough, she is running, screaming for Vincent at the top of her lungs while Yumi chases her around the big gray house.

"Shishio, Rath, you two better get going before Aku-chan is forced to change her mind," said MoMo-ChAn and Vincent sends the two through the Great Big Book of Everything. In the background there is a catchy melody sung by a strange-looking cat and dog. Fire became very, very frightened, and held up a sign reading, [I HAVE A BAD FEELING SOMETHING CUTE WILL HAPPEN]

Shishio and Rath find themselves under a big, curlycue letter C, but it isn't for cat, or cricket or anything else that actually starts with the letter C, but rather it is C for Cute- as in animals at their cutest. But first, there was darkness, followed by a nowadays setting with a small round carpet and a basket. The two looked at each other before slowly inching forwards and uncovering it to find… a littler of cute little puppies with soft white hair and pitiful little cries! Their cries of terror soon follow.
For a demon-killing dragon knight, cute things isn't something you notice, especially when you yourself are rather cute, but it was Shishio's cry that rang out at the sight of such weak things that had managed to come into existence, and the over-protective mother's growl and angry look that made it turn to terror. Rath, being rather fond of dogs because of Crewger, tried to calm the mother down but was bitten. The two soon flee with a dog hot on their trail until they come to another little setting, but this one is a farm.

All around them were cute farm babies. There were calves, puppies, lambs, and the total cuteness package! It was enough to make Shishio weep at the weakness of all these creatures, but also the fact he was falling for their weak and cuteness! 'The strong shall live and the weak shall die,' Shishio recited in his head. 'Strong live, weak die, strong live, weak die...' Rath found a cute little colt, and, from the unknown depths of his jacket, took out and apple and fed it to him. Shishio, appalled by the riduculous behavior of his companion, knocked him over the head with his sword, grabbed him, and ran for his bloody dead self.

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"This is boring!" whines a very bored MoMo, staring at Taiitsukun's mirror.

"It's not boring, it's cute!" protests Aku-chan.

"It's sickening," says Sephiroth. "No wonder that mummy guy and demon obsessed freak are running."

"Technically," says a suddenly scholarly Red Mantle, "Shishio is running and is dragging Rath."

"KILL THE WEAK SHISHIO-SAMA!" screamed Yumi, punching the air enthusiastically. MoMo turned to look at her.

"I thought we immobolized you . . ."

"Hai, but I got out. Which means I gotta . . ." Yumi pulls out a board with a nail in it and tries to bash poor MoMo's head in.

"AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!"

So Yumi chases both MoMo and Aku around screaming that she will kill the weak so the strong survive in the name of Shishio-sama.

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Shishio and Rath run once more (even a Dragon Knight can get too much of cuteness), meeting cute after cute after cute, until they came upon the max limit of it all. There it was, sitting on a soft rug, claws gripping a ball of red yarn, her fur a nice calico color. A kitten playing with a ball of yarn.

Their screams of terror at the extreme cuteness filled the air, little Fire's screams joining theirs, until the exit door appeared, the sign cracking and the two fleeing for their lives. *Insert evil laughter*

But the two don't stop there, only go on their separate ways. Shishio appears for a short time and grabs Yumi as a GIGANTIC, GAPING HOLE OPENS and flees back to Hell while Rath takes his sword and the small scared fuzzy white thing, that has waited patiently because she was stuffed with sugar, which is supposedly Cesia and goes back to his own world.

Meanwhile, the little kitten shows up at the waiting area, mewing and looking sweet while washing her little paw. Kaoru and Kupo-chan, who has never seen a cat, "ooh" and "ah" at it. Kenshin, who has not been mentioned at all like Kaoru and Kupo, merely goes "oro" as the kitten bites him.

Aku-chan and MoMo-ChAn just sweatdrop once more and then turn to look at each other. "This was better then rock star additions?"
"I thought it was funny!" Aku-chan holds up the kitten to MoMo-ChAn with a smile. And isn't he just adorable?"

"Um…Aku-chan, it's a girl."

"OOPS! My mistake!"

"... I'm sooo writing the next chapter..."

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MoMo-ChAn: That was…

Sephiroth: In need of a make over?

Aku-chan: What a cute little kitten.

Black Tiger: I made no appearance!

Vincent: Maybe you went home?

Enishi: Mmmph Mm Mmphmm! *No one pays attention to him.*

Cloud: Ow… (He is still in the tree.)

MoMo: Remind me to get some of Cloud's DNA, I should send him back to Tifa...