Kimodameshi: a collaboration fic by aku-chan and MoMo-ChAn

RK and anything else we use in this belongs to their original owners, which isn't us.

Aku-chan: But I own Kupo-chan!

MoMo-ChAn: You mean he isn't the one from FF9?

Kupo-chan: How dare you make me appear to be like him!

Aku-chan: He's my baby moogle.

MoMo-ChAn: *sweat drop*


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"Ayame! Suzume!" Kaoru cried out, surprised to find the two little girls there at Aku-chan's house, yet alone there to play a round of kimodameshi!

"Hello, Kaoru-nee-chan!" They cried out in unison, giggling, before running over to the cute moogle standing by the entrance. And next to him was aku-chan, stuffed into a moogle outfit, and sweatdropping at she held out the map.

"Aku! Why are you dressed up in that old moogle outfit?" MoMo-ChAn declared, quite annoyed.

"It was all his idea!" Aku pointed to Kupo-chan and MoMo just sweat dropped. "Any, we have to get this chapter going! Only a few more left till the end!"

"Which means we can go home, right?" asks Vincent, looking all too innocent.

"We'll have to think about that one."

Massive sweatdrop.

"Well, good luck you two, and Kupo-chan, get EVERYTHING that is on that list I gave you, or else." Aku waves nicely as the trio-made up of Ayame, Suzume and Kupo-chan enter the gates.

"What do you think you are doing!" cried out Kaoru, glaring at Aku and MoMo with death in her eyes. "You are sending children into that place!"

"The worst thing that could happen to them is getting a cavity," muttered Aku, who was now out of the moogle outfit and currently setting it on fire.

Some strange guy wearing equally strange clothes shows up and howls, "NO!!! The outfit I last wore at the play house in Lindblum!" He appears to get stuck in a shocked position as he stares at the fire.

Another strange looking guy shows up, taking his friend away with an apologetic smile, "I always told him to go into painting."

"Oro…"

Another round of massive sweatdrops.


Ayame and Suzume found themselves in a heaven on earth sort of place, all around them were things little girls their age loved and wanted-including the western treat, candy! But let us not forget all the other stuff, now shall we?

"I want to go there! No there! No there!" They were overwhelmed by what they saw and were suddenly running off-keeping together as they wouldn't be separated-they went first to check out the spinning horse thing that went round and round in circles. One look and they agreed to get on, but the horses where just to high up for them to reach.

In a pink puff, a ladder was there, and each girl was able to get on to the horse they wanted. They ride that thing several times before they got off and went in search of something else, when they came upon the first doll store.

And you people think Aku-chan's place was a Barbie Castle, this place was full of Barbie and her friends, as well as the cars, and boyfriends and all that junk. And pink, there was too much pink and old girly stuff, and so the two left, going to the next doll store that held more things they were interested in.

There were rag dolls and one with porcelain faces and wooden ones, as well as the odd cornhusk doll, but they both chose one they liked and exited the store, both carrying one that they liked under their arms. Ayame had taken one with a porcelain face and arms and legs, dressed in a nice blue dress with flowers here and there, wearing a straw hat over her brown curls.

Suzume had taken a mob doll, dressed in a skirt and shirt of red flowered print, along with a white apron with equally small flowers like before. A small bonnet covered her black hair; her face was white with blushing freckles, black eyes and a thin black smile. Adorable and simple, also something that looked easy to make and repair if case be. Which she hoped the repair part would never happen.

As they left, a bodiless hand put money into the cash register, with the same pink puff of smoke as the ladder did, all the while muttering about how children were so expensive. A giant mallet appeared in another burst of smoke and flattened said hand into the counter.

The next shop they came upon was where Kupo-chan was, but they didn't go in, only looked through the window at the little cakes and cookies set out in the display. A soft music started to play and several cookies came together to form a body, and two of the bodies came together and started dancing to the tune. Until it came to an end. The girls clapped and the cookie bodies bowed and went back to their regular places.

The two went one and found themselves at a bakery shop, the sweet smelling bread taking them in and thus they started feasting. And while they feasted, the bodiless hands were grumbling about money, and the mallet was smashing them into the counter, but the girls didn't notice; they were to busy eating sweets.

Then they rode on the horse thing again, enjoying the motions and music while holding their dolls in their arms, and eating ice cream of many different flavors.

But soon enough, time was going by and they were both tired and went off to find a place to sleep.

A small house is what they found, created by candy, but the evil laughter that came from with in told them not to enter, and thus they went along their way and soon found the exit, where Kupo-chan was waiting, several hundred bags, stuffed to the rim, waited with him.

They went through the door.


"Oh! Are you two alright?" Asked Kaoru, gather the little girls into her arms, and only succeeded in getting herself sticky from the sugar that covered the two.

"Something tells me that you two need a bath, de gozaru yo," said Kenshin, smiling softly.

"Good Kupo-chan! You got it all!" Aku-chan was looking over the bags, and dragged out something in a red package and proceeded to eat it.

MoMo just looked between her and the bags with a sweat drop. She knew that those bags would nonetheless help her do something… completely idiotic anyway.

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MoMo-ChAn: Well that wasn't so bad…

Aku-chan: *snore*

Kupo-chan: She's sleeping.

MoMo-ChAn: But she just ate enough KitKats to put a normal person on a sugar high.

Kupo-chan: It puts her to sleep.

MoMo-ChAn: … Well wake her up! We need to discuss the use of the color pink and the non-inclusion of my beloved Sephiroth.

Sephiroth: *sneaking a piece of candy* What?

MoMo: SEPHIROTH-SAMA! **Smiles really big, then grabs the candy from him** Mine. **Eats candy**