A/N: KONNICHIWA MINNA! This is the last chapter I will write for this fanfic . . . Don't cry, I know you'll miss me . . . **Starts crying** I'll miss you guys! Actually I probably won't seeing as how I don't really receive your reviews, aku-chan does, but STILL! And since she got to do kimodameshi with Enishi, then I get to go too!
**Quote of the Day** "What if tomorrow, the war could be over? Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dying for?" - Morpheus, The Matrix Reloaded
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Kimodameshi: a collaboration fic between aku-chan and MoMo-ChAn
Chapter Second to last (a.k.a. The Queen Card)
"Gosh that was sweet of them to get all this candy for us."
At the present moment, MoMo and aku are eating candy. Their mouths are smeared with sugar and sticky sweetness. Kupo-chan is lying on the ground, his mouth also smeared with sugary sweetness. He patted his stomach and let out a satisfying burp. He smiled and blinked in pure happiness.
"You look disgusting," Sephiroth said to MoMo, a frown on his face as he sees her stuff three or four chocolates in her mouth at one time.
"I know," said MoMo, chocolate spraying from her mouth. Sephiroth winced.
"What about me?" cried aku. "Aren't you going to insult me Vinnie?" Aku looked around and found no Vinnie. "Hey . . . Where's Vinnie anyway?"
"Up in a tree," replied Sephiroth, weighing the possibilities of chopping off MoMo's head with his Masamune.
"Why is he in a tree?"
"Oh aku, he's probably repenting or cursing himself for letting down Lucrecia and Sephiroth and locking himself in a coffin for thirty some odd years . . ."
"What's this about Vincent letting me down?"
"Really Sephy, you need to start reading the good fanfics," MoMo said, licking her sugarcoated fingers.
"Don't call me Sephy. Nobody calls me Sephy."
"Oh? I'll just change my name to Nobody then."
Sephiroth decides that it's not worth it to kill MoMo. "Can I . . ."
"What?"
"I want candy. Gimme."
"Here." Aku throws a pack of Starburst® at Sephiroth, who catches it with ease (because he is a GOD!). "It's about time you worthless worm."
"Wow aku, you're lucky. Sephiroth-sama called you a worthless worm!"
Aku ignored her friend and continued to eat the candy. Kaoru and Kenshin come over at stare at the two girls who are still stuffing their faces.
"What are you doing?" asked Kaoru.
"Eating. Want some?"
Kaoru politely shakes her head to the offered bar of Hershey's® chocolate. Kenshin, however, takes the chocolate bar, pulls back the wrapper, and takes a bite. He smiles and takes another bite. "What is this?"
"IS CHOCOLATE!" screamed MoMo, blowing back Kenshin's hair.
"Oro? Well, it's very good, de gozaru."
"IS CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE ALWAYS GOOD! EXCEPT WHEN THERE'S NOT ENOUGH!" MoMo screamed.
Kaoru, seeing how much Kenshin liked the chocolate snatched another candy bar before anyone could stop her. She too pulled back the wrapper and stuffed the chocolate into her mouth.
"Doesn't Kaoru go nuts when she's drunk?" asked MoMo.
"Hai, de gozaru."
"What does that have to do with anything, MoMo?" asked aku.
"I dunno, maybe she'll go-"
"WOW!"
"-hyper."
"THISSTUFFISGOOD,IWANTMOREGIMMEMORENOWGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMME! COMEONWE'REALLFRIENDSHEREWESHOULDSHARE!" cried a sugar-high Kaoru, grabbing any candy that was in reach.
"OH NO!" screamed aku. "GRAB THE CANDY AND RUN!"
Aku, MoMo, Kenshin, Kupo, and Sephiroth grabbed the candy and ran.
You know what? I'm completely off from what I'm supposed to write. Let's make Kaoru sane and let's bring Tomoe into the picture like she's supposed to be.
"What just happened?" asked a now sane Kaoru.
"The person typing changed stuff," said aku.
"What?"
Just then, walking out from behind a big peach tree (ha! Bet you thought it would be a CHERRY TREE!), Tomoe appeared.
"N-nani?"
Kenshin went into shock and could not move. Kaoru notices Kenshin's lack of movement and nudges him. "Kenshin? Kenshin, daijoubu desu ka?" She poked him and he fell over, swirly-eyed style.
Tomoe walked slowly over to Kenshin. "Kenshin? Kenshin is that you?"
Kaoru, being Kaoru, immediately becomes jealous. "Who are you?"
"I'm Yukishiro Tomoe. I know Kenshin . . . we were kinda married . . ."
"NANI?!" screamed Kaoru, and fell over in a dead faint.
"Oh dear," whispered Tomoe.
"TOMOE! Sorry I waited until the fourth page to type you in!" cried MoMo.
"Nani?"
"Forget about it. Come on, we gotta go walk Kimodameshi!"
"Wait, what?"
Kupo-chan flittered over to MoMo and gave her the map. "Take care of yourself."
"HAI!" said MoMo, saluting the moogle. She grabbed Tomoe's arm and started dragging her to the forest's entrance when . . .
"Tomoe-nee-san!"
Tomoe stopped and slowly turned around. "Eni-chan?"
Enishi ran out to his big sister, not smiling crazily, and gave her a hug. "Nee-san, I thought Battousai killed you! And I'm not Eni-chan, I'm an adult now."
"Gomen. But Enishi, what happened to your hair?"
Enishi colored a bit and said, "Well I kinda went nuts after I saw that (curse word, it's still a G fic) Battousai kill you."
"HEY!" shouted MoMo, "This is touching and everything, but Tomoe and I have to go walk Kimodameshi!"
"I'll go with you; I'm not leaving my nee-san with a psychopath like you."
"YOU CAN'T! You've already done it! You'll be blocked!"
Enishi's eyes glowered and said, "Watch me." He went up to the entrance and sadly hit an invisible barrier. "WHAT THE HELL?!"
"I told you so," said MoMo, sticking her tongue out at him.
"MOMO! HOW DARE YOU STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT AT MY BELOVED ENISHI! YOU MUST PAY!" roared aku-chan, becoming a giant demon.
"HOW DARE YOUR ENISHI DISOBEY ME! I NEED TO PUNISH THE MASTER!" MoMo roared back, also becoming a giant demon.
So while our beloved authors duel it out as gigantic demons, Tomoe and Enishi catch up on what they've been doing. Seen Akira in heaven, training till he almost died, relaxing, killing, thinking about Kenshin, thinking about how to kill Kenshin . . .
Sooner or later, the giant demonness's realize that fighting is futile and the only thing to do is to return to their old, dorky-looking selves.
"All right," panted MoMo, "I'm gonna have FUN. Let's go Tomoe." She ran to the brother and sister, grabbed the sister, and ran off into the dark woods. Screaming at the fact that his sister was taken away from him, Enishi threw himself at the forest barrier, trying to get in.
"Oh Eni ~ shi," said aku in a singsong voice.
"Not now, I have to get my sister."
"I can help. Remember, this story's under MY name," said aku-chan, her sunglasses reflecting the sunlight.
Enishi looked at her as if she were a little more than crazy. Kupo-chan flittered up to her and said, "MoMo-ChAn won't like this."
"NONSENSE! SHE'LL HAVE TONS OF FUN!"
Kupo merely shrugged and gave her a copy of the map he had given MoMo. "Here. And don't forget: make a right turn at the fuzzle tree. Oh, and let Cloud down too."
Taking the map, aku-chan and Enishi set off. Unbeknownst (is that a cool word?) to aku-chan, Enishi was plotting to kill her at the fuzzle tree. But how would he let a cloud down? He drew his blade, held it above his head, and was about to bring upon aku's own blonde head, but . . .
"Hey what are you trying to do, koishii?"
Enishi cringed at her words and put his katana away. He remembered that she said that the story (which he didn't really understand) was under her name so she couldn't be killed. Darn. Now he'd be stuck with her forever . . .
**WITH TOMOE AND MOMO**
"I WANNA GO ON THE ROLLER COASTER!"
"What's a roller coaster?"
MoMo dragged Tomoe over to a big roller coaster with at least five loops and two corkscrews. MoMo looked at the design. "Hmm . . . well, I can't wear my glasses with the corkscrews . . . I'll just have to wear contacts."
MoMo took out white contacts with black swirls on them, turned away from Tomoe, took off her glasses (YOU CAN'T SEE MY EYES!), and put the contacts on. The contacts gave the illusion that she still had the glasses, but she didn't. Grabbing Tomoe again, who is very confused by the way, she went on the roller coaster.
I don't think I need to describe the roller coaster. If you haven't been on one 'cause you're too scared or too small, tough.
"THAT WAS FUN!" shouted MoMo, walking funnily and swirly glasses back on. Tomoe was pale and clutched a red pole. MoMo looked around and found a snack cart. Seeing blue cotton candy, she ran over to it, put a nickel on the counter (it's my dream amusement park, get off my back) and got two cotton candies. Putting a dime on the counter, MoMo got nachos and cheese. Deciding that Tomoe probably wasn't used to hot stuff, she shunned the green peppers.
"OI! Tomoe! I got FOOD!" Then she realized that she had forgotten something. THE SODAS. As Tomoe limped over to the table (she's still disoriented), MoMo went back, put down a quarter and got two Dr. Pepper™s. Putting one down in front of Tomoe, she sipped the soda, munched on a nacho, and sucked on cotton candy. Tomoe, staring at the strange food, asked her, "Don't they have noodles?"
"No. It's an amusement park. Really, you need to keep up with present day stuff."
"I'm sorry, I've only been dead."
MoMo smiled, slurped the rest of her soda, pushed the remaining nachos over Tomoe and ate all the cotton candy. "Yum. Nothing like cotton candy."
"GIVE ME BACK MY NEE-SAN!"
MoMo's eyes widened in horror. "Oh my God, how the hell did he get here?"
Tomoe's head twisted around. "Enishi?"
"Tomoe-nee-san! Don't worry, I'll get you away from that madwoman!" cried Enishi, running as fast as he could from the entrance of the amusement park (which shall henceforth be called . . . Anime/Game Fun Land!) that was quite far from the snack table. Aku-chan pouted and tapped Enishi's shoulder, miraculously keeping up with him, and said, "MoMo isn't a madwoman."
"I don't have time to argue with you!"
"Come on Tomoe, let's go!" Grabbing Tomoe's hand, MoMo ran in the direction of the Ferris Wheel, with all the seats shaped like a different anime/game character. Like one was Kenshin, another was Folken (Escaflowne), another was Zechs (Gundam Wing), another was Sakura (CCS), another was Kotori (X), and so on.
"But Enishi-" Tomoe protested.
"KEEP RUNNING!"
MoMo slapped two tickets down on the ticket booth and got herself and Tomoe in the head shaped like Citan (Xenogears) and slammed the door shut. The Ferris Wheel started automatically as Enishi and aku ran up.
"Can't we . . . wait a . . . while . . . and . . . catch breath?" panted aku.
"NO! I have to get my nee-san!" shouted Enishi, running up and attaching himself to the next seat that came by, which just happened to be Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho).
"WAIT! WAIT FOR ME ENISHI!" shouted aku, grabbing onto the next seat, which just happened to be Locke (Final Fantasy VI).
Staring out the window of the Citan seat, Tomoe marveled at the gigantic amusement park. "Wow . . . kirei . . . How was all this made?"
"Imagination, technology, and the ability to be a fanfic author," replied MoMo, looking out at the back window and saw Enishi jumping on the tops of the seats in order to get to theirs and aku, who had gained a glider somehow, right behind him.
"What's a fanfic?" asked Tomoe.
"Don't bother. You may have been dead, but you died in an anime set in the 1800s. You're forgiven for your ignorance," said MoMo, dread creeping in her voice as Enishi loomed closer.
Tomoe frowned. "What's going on? Since when did Kenshin look so nice? And who was that girl with him? And why did Enishi choose to kill Kenshin?"
"Gods woman, Kenshin's been nice since you DIED. That's the whole reason he became a rurouni and started using a sakabatou! And Kaoru is the girl's name. She runs the Kamiya Dojo, is short on money, and somehow manages to support an apprentice, a freeloader, and Kenshin. She's very strong. And Enishi doesn't like Kenshin because he saw Kenshin kill you and he kinda freaked. He went nuts, swore revenge, hair went white from overexertion, and became a much better fighter than Kenshin. Eventually he's supposed to kidnap Kaoru in an attempt to kill Kenshin. There, happy?"
Tomoe's eyes were wide. "Are you serious?"
MoMo replied, "Yes. Open that door, will you? Enishi's about to catch up with our head. No? All right, I will!" MoMo opened the door, grabbed Tomoe (again) and jumped out of the seat. Enishi watched in horror as his nee-san and MoMo plunged into the ground.
"TOMOE-NEE-SAN!" he cried.
No need to worry. I can't die.
MoMo and Tomoe landed safely in one of those little train thingies that go all the way around a park, but is not a monorail. The train chugged and whistled something that sounded remarkably like, "I think I can, I think I can."
Enishi roared in fury and threw himself of the seat he was on (which was shaped like Kimahri's head FFX) down to the train. Unfortunately, the train would run out of cars and aku saw that.
"ENISHI-SAMA!" she cried, swooping her glider down and grabbing him. She grunted as she grabbed him. "Wow," she gasped, "you're heavy."
"Shut up and get my nee-san!"
And so began the long and rather eventful chase around a theme park. The Hall of Mirrors that'll make you look like a distorted anime character! The Laser Tag game where you get to put on Xenosaga masks. The Rapids where you get to sit in round raft thingies with anime or game scenes depicted on them! The cardboard cutouts of anime or game people where you could put your head in and take a picture. The Sailor Moon roller coaster where you go through the Silver Millennium, Tokyo, Elysion, and Crystal Tokyo! The Rurouni Kenshin game where you get to pretend that you can actually fight with a katana/sakabatou! And let's not forget ANGELIC LAYER ARENA where you get to use the angel dolls to battle one another! But since there's so much, it would take too long to describe it all. So let's make a long story short.
Panting, MoMo collapsed to the ground with Tomoe. Aku fell down right next to them. Enishi stood for a while, then leaned against a statue of Sephiroth (FFVII).
"You win Enishi," whispered MoMo, turning over.
"I know."
"But it's too bad."
"What?"
Tomoe got up and a white light shone around her. Wings burst from her back and aku said, "She's no angel." To which MoMo retorted, "Kenshin liked her. And she's your sister-in-law." And aku said, "Shut up."
"Nee-san?" Enishi said.
Tomoe turned to him, gave him a hug and a peck on the forehead. "I have to go Eni-chan. Be good." Then she floated into the air and flew away.
This does not have a good effect on Enishi who has already lost his sister once. "Tomoe-nee-san . . ."
MoMo begins to cry. "OH ENISHI, I'VE BEEN SO SELFISH! I SHOULD HAVE LET YOU TWO BE TOGETHER! BE HAPPY! BE HAPPY!" she cries, shaking him.
"Let's go back," said aku, rested now.
"Fine. If you try anything, I will kill you," muttered Enishi.
"What was that koishii?"
MoMo laughed and a green portal appeared beneath them, taking them back.
****END****
Aku: Why did you make Enishi sad?
MoMo: Because I wanted to play with Tomoe.
Enishi: You (curse word)! That's the last time I'll ever see my sister!
Aku: But you'll go to heaven someday Enishi.
Enishi: -_-;;;
Sephiroth: Have you seen Vincent?
MoMo: **hearts in eyes** No . . .
Sephiroth: DAMN HIM! I KNOW YOU'RE HIDING SOMETHING FROM ME VALENTINE!!! **Storms off**
Vincent: **In a tree** Thank the Planet he didn't see me . . . wait a minute, thank the Planet, where did that come from?!
**In the distance . . .**
Hartia: It's time for me to once again become . . .BLACK TIGER! **Remembers being called Shrimp Man and flinches**
