Disclaimer: Pinkdragonflame owns nothing but her evil math book and herself! And she's not very sure about that second option…-_-;;;
GDBV: In light of the upcoming new year, pinkdragonflame has decided to invite several characters from random anime and cartoon series for Meet-The-Saiyuki sessions! These brief and pointless interviews will be taking over the *gulp* Squash-GDBV-To-Oblivion sessions and hopefully, will last for a very, very long time…*squeaks slightly*
Sanzo: Ch'…the shorter the better…I'm looking forward to venting my frustrations on a helpless speaker again…
Kougaiji: Yep…*evil look*
GDBV: Someonesaveme…*cough* Anyway…today, we have Sanzo and Kougaiji as the interviewers *shudder*…and for our first hapless victim; we have Chichirii from Fushigi Yuugi! Yaaaaay!! *plays a clapping sequence*
Sanzo: *lights a cigarette*
Kougaiji: *death glare*
Chichirii: *appears* *blinks* Daa?
GDBV: Take it away guys!
Sanzo:…*gets out glasses and reads the paper*
Kougaiji: *shifts the death glare from GDBV to Chichirii*
Chichirii: Daaaa? *twitches*
Sanzo: *turns a page*
Kougaiji: *crosses arms and glares harder*
Chichirii: *twitch twitch* Daaaaaaaaaa…
GDBV: Um…the point of this for you to ask questions!
Kougaiji: Are you immortal?
Chichirii: Eh? *blinks*
Kougaiji: Are you related to a god, a pixie, an elf, or have any other queer heritages that make you immune to bullets and/or physical fights?
Chichirii: Err…iie no da…not that I know of na no da…^^;;;
Sanzo:…*puts away paper and takes out gun* Good…
Chichirii: OO;; *teleports*
Kougaiji: Darn it monk! You scared him away!
Sanzo: Ch'…*turns on Kougaiji* You die then! *BANG BANG BANG*
Kougaiji: Ahhhh!! *runs*
GDBV:…Uh…I guess we've come to the end of this session…tune in next week for another episode of Meet-The-Saiyuki! Or what's left of them…
~Ah!!! I haven't updated this story in a millennia!! Sumimasen, minna-sama! *bows repeatedly* I was just suffering from holiday-gitis…my brain and sense of time were on vacation for the majority of 3 weeks…and now…I've got…*points to a huge pileload of untouched homework* -_____- My poor, lazy self is dooooooooomed….~
(It's a Christmassy day in the realm of GM!! Note the happy elves, red-nosed reindeer and random Santa Clauses that are wandering around. Add that to the Really Big and Sparkly Christmas Tree that magically sprouted overnight in Kougaiji's back yard and you'd have a pretty good picture…)
Kougaiji:…*stares at the tree* What the heck??!
(Haha! Oh well…let's leave him to rant and rave in peace, shall we?)
Sanzo:…*smokes and reads the paper*
Gojyo: *stares at a passing two-headed elf* Erm…Sanzo…
Sanzo: *glares* What?
Gojyo: *watches an evil warlord Santa gallop by followed by tens of thousands of bloodthirsty reindeer-riding followers* Nothing…oO;;;
Sanzo: Then why did you disturb me??! *WHAP*
Gojyo: Itai…T__T
Hakkai: Maa maa…^^;; *drinks tea*
Goku: *is tied to a nearby tree* Baaaa! Baaaa baaa!!
Hakkai: Ne Sanzo, I think Goku is calling you…
Sanzo: Why the hell should I go talk to a goat??
Hakai: *patiently* Because he's Goku…
Sanzo: So?
Gojyo: He also ate your paper…and your collection of multicoloured fans…
Sanzo: He did WHAT??!!!
Gojyo: Yep…*nods* every one of 'em…even that spotted one with the cute lil picture of Kero that you loved so much.
Sanzo: HE ATE MY KERO FAN??!!!
Hakkai: Maa maa Sanzo…calm down…^^;;
Sanzo: Calm down??! CALM DOWN???!!!! How the heck am I supposed to CALM DOWN when my most cuddly nighttime companion is currently residing in his STOMACH??!!!!!
Gojyo: oO;;; Did you just say 'cuddly'?
Sanzo: *glares* Die!!! *to Hakkai* This isn't the first time either! I still haven't gotten over that muffin incident, and the saru'd better find a way to get my stuff back!
Hakkai: Demo, Sanzo…he's just a goat…he doesn't have any money…^^;;
Sanzo: Like hell I care?!!
Gojyo: Apparently not…
Sanzo:…Urusai! You go buy it back then!!
Gojyo: Me??!! OO;;;
Sanzo: Do you see any other red-haired kappa-looking gaylords around?
Gojyo: I AM NOT GAY!!
Sanzo: I'm sure Hakkai's ear would say otherwise…
Gojyo: *turns red* That was an accident…
Sanzo: Sure…and Homura wears ballet shoes…
(Quick flash of Homura back at the castle. He is sitting on his throne and trying in vain to pull on a suspiciously pink and pointed item of clothing)
Homura: Shien! How the heck do you put these things on? *whacks self in the face* OW!
Zeon: Um…remind me why you're doing this again?
Homura: To get in touch with my feminine side. Kanzeon said it would do wonders for the whole "taking over the world" image.
Zeon: She also said that Goku was a beaver in disguise and that Sanzo ought to get a Mohawk…
Homura: *stops* Good point…
Zeon: *sighs* Where'd you get those anyway? *points to ballet shoes*
Homura: Duh. Shien's closet…among the frilly tutus and glitter.
Zeon: Frilly tutus and glitter? oO;;
Homura: Yep…
Zeon: I WANT!!! *runs off to Shien's room*
Homura: *listening to sounds of screaming* Hmm…I wonder if I should tell him that I traded his lacy stockings for a Doremon doll…nah…
(Back to Sanzo & co.)
Sanzo: -____- Okay fine…maybe he does wear ballet shoes, but you're still gonna get my stuff back whether you like it or not!
Gojyo: Says who?
Sanzo: Says me and the bullet that's gonna go through your brain if you don't…
Gojyo:…-_______-
Hakkai: Ano Sanzo…it's Christmas…all the shops will be closed^^;;;
Gojyo: Hakkai! My saviour!! *hugs him*
Sanzo: K'so…*growls*
Goku: Baaaa!!
Sanzo: Urusai! Bakasaru!
Gojyo: Ah…but he's not a saru anymore….*grins*
Sanzo:….Urusai! Bakakappa!
Gojyo:…I just had to open my big mouth…-_-
(In the deepest, darkest depths of Kougaiji's lair)
Ni: *runs around in circles* MY BUNNY!! MY BUNNY IS GONE!!!!
Huang (Did I get that right?): Just relax Dr Ni…I'm sure we'll find it…
Ni: But you don't understand!! Assistant Dr Smuffy is everything to me!!!!! *continues running*
Huang: You gave that toy a name??
Ni: Of course! And he's not a toy!! He's my bestest best friend in the whole world! *lip quivers* Without him…I'll-I'll *bursts into tears*
Huang: -_-; I sometimes question my sanity in putting up with you….
(Over to Homura in the castle which has now been covered by blinking, singing lights)
Homura: *is sitting on the throne and covered in streamers* That's the last time I try a decoration spell…EVER! *pulls a balloon out of his ear*
Zeon: AHHHHHH!!! *runs in and cowers in a corner*
Homura: Oh it's you…didn't get any tutus?
Zeon: Iie…it's not that…*shudders* It's Shien…he's got a-a…*breaks down and cries*
Homura: *gets up* He's got a what?
Shien: *walks in holding-*
Homura: A WHITE FLUFFY BUNNY DOLL??! AHHHHHHHH!!! *runs to the corner and cowers with Zeon*
Zeon: WE'RE DOOMED!! IT ALL ENDS HERE!
Shien:…
Homura: But it isn't even lunch time yet…I want my muffins before I die!
Zeon: *gives him a muffin*
Homura: *eyes him* Where did you get this from? I thought you destroyed the one and only muffin store in all of Togenkyo?
Zeon: I did…but it turns out that they were moving out anyway…new location for better sales or something like that…
Homura:…You mean to say that there was a place with muffins after all? AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME??!!!!
Zeon: Er…
Homura:…I'll kill you…
Zeon: B-but the bunny! And our horrible, painful demise at its claws-
Homura: Screw the bunny! You're DEAD!! *gets out sword*
Zeon: AHH!! *gets hurt. Very badly*
Shien:…*sits down and plays tea party with Smuffy*
(*snicker* Let's see what Kou's up to…)
Kougaiji: *is in the midst of trying to cut down the tree with a chainsaw* I'm busy!! K'SO!! *gets whacked on the head by a branch*
(Fiiiiine…I guess we'll just have to feature our under-mentioned Gyakumen then)
Gyakumen: *has her hair up in curlers* Oh…so now they come begging for a close up…after all those weeks of sitting in the background…then that stupid god with his infernal bottle of glue….it's not worth it…not worth it I tell you! *stalks off into a dark corridor and takes a tumble down the stairs* What the-??! Where did these come from??
Nataku: *snickers and hides a box of inflata-stairways* I dunno…where indeed…^.^
Gyakumen:…Darn you! That totally messed up my hair! *glowers at him* I hope Santa gives you a big lump of coal this Christmas you brat!
Nataku: Me too! I've already got plans for it! *big smile*
Gyakumen: Oo;;;;
(Baaa baa baaaa….yep…we're heading back to Goku)
Sanzo: *is playing cards with Gojyo and Hakkai*…*has a "I'll-shoot-anyone-who-beats-me" look*
Gojyo: Hmm…*has a "damn-I-should-have-just-gone-to-the-bar" look*
Hakkai: ^^ *has a "I'm-gonna-win-so-why-bother" look*
Goku: *trots over to Gojyo's side and nibbles up a card*
Gojyo: OI! *waves hands around angrily* I demand a rematch!! Goku ate my king!!!
Sanzo: Too bad…
Hakkai: Ano…full house^^…*shows cards*
Sanzo: Ch'…*shoots Gojyo*
Gojyo: NANI?? WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?? *ducks*
Sanzo: You were too noisy…
Gojyo:….
(Ni runs in, followed by a distressed-looking Yaone)
Yaone: Ano…Doctor-san! Kougaiji-sama wants all available personnel to assist with the removal of that Christmas tree! You shouldn't be here!
Ni: *is frothing at the mouth* I DON'T CARE! I WANT MY BUNNY!!! *screeches to a halt and stares at Goku*
Goku: Baa?
Ni: BUNNY!! *runs up and huggles him* I WUV YOU BUNNY!!
Goku: x__X Baa…
Gojyo:…How on earth can anyone mistake a goat for a rabbit?
Sanzo: He just did…*smokes*
Hakkai: Sou desune…^^;;;
Ni: *snuggle snuggle* ^____^ Ni is happy now….*walks off*
Yaone: *sighs* He's so much trouble…*runs after*
Gojyo:…Kou must be really desperate if he hires people like that…
Hakkai: Sou…another game?^^
Sanzo: Iie…*gets up* Let's go…
Gojyo: Go? Go where?
Sanzo:To get Goku of course! Bakakappa! *WHAP*
Gojyo: Itai…ch'…for once I agree…T__T
Hakkai: Ah… I suppose we could always play later desune…^^;
(Homura's joint)
Zeon: @_____________@ Why…me….?
Homura: Go figure…*eats muffins*
Shien:…*puts Smuffy in a doll carriage and wheels it around*
Homura: *chews and watches* Ne…Shien…
Shien: …Hai?
Homura: Don't you think you should give that loony his doll back? I mean-who knows what he'll do….
Shien: Noooooo! It's miiiiiiine!!! *hugs it and runs off*
Homura: *blinks* Hmm…oh well…can't say I didn't try…*eats*
(Kou's backyard)
Kougaiji: *with a bottle of nitro glycerin* DAMNIT!! Why doesn't this stupid tree just DIE???
Dokukakuji: *is frantically chopping away with his sword* Hey Kou…if we can't get rid of it…maybe we could use it….
Kougaiji: Oh? And what are we going to do with it? Have a large-scale barbeque??
Dokukakuji: How bout a party instead?
Kougaiji: A party??!
Dokukakuji: Sou…
Kougaiji: Not to be rude or anything…but I'm the son of Gyumao; a demon prince who's currently on a quest to revive the greatest evil in the history of the earth…the whole "party" thing would seriously ruin my rep!
Lirin: Demo oniichaaaaaaan….*puts on puppy-dog eyes*
Kougaiji: *twitch* K'so…*glares at Doku* I hate you…
Dokukakuji: Was that a yes?
Kougaiji:…
Lirin: YAYAYAYAY!! PARTYPARTYPARTY!!! I'll go make the invitations! *runs off*
Kougaiji: *shoots Doku a "now-look-what-you've-got-me-into" look*
Dokukakuji: Heh…at least she's on top of things…^^;
Kougaiji: Urusai… -_-+
(Exactly 5hrs and 15 mins later)
Gojyo: *eyes the backyard* Where're the babes?
Hakkai: Ano…where's the sake?
Homura: WHERE'RE THE MUFFINS??!!!
Sanzo:…Where're the chairs?
Kougaiji: There are no babes, Doku's out to get sake, I don't eat muffins, and you can just sit on the floor!
Sanzo: Ch'…you call this a Christmas party?
Zeon: Sou…I'd call it pathetic…
Kougaiji: Shaddup! How much d'ya think I can prepare in 5 hours??
Sanzo: Much more that what you've done…
Kougaiji:…-_-++ I'll murder that idiot if I ever live through this humiliation….
Homura: *has conjured several truckloads of muffins*
Sanzo:…You never said that you could do that…
Homura: I've never tried…*picks up a handful* Mmmmm…^_________^
Sanzo: *is already stuffing muffins up the sleeves of his robes*
Gojyo:…I dare not comment…you do it, Lirin…
Lirin: Hai! *hops up and down* Greedy piggy baldie monk!!
Sanzo: URUSAI!! *BANG BANG BANG*
Lirin: *ducks behind Gojyo* Haa! Missed me! XP
Gojyo: @__@ I wish I could say the same…*falls over*
Zeon:…I'm surrounded by idiots…-_-;
Shien: *is cuddling Smuffy*
Ni: *is cuddling Goku*
Goku: *has passed out from lack of air*
Zeon:…Only a miracle can save me from this insanity….
(There is a flash of light. And –lo and behold– Santa appears!)
All: *stare*
Homura: *chokes* Kanzeon??!!
Zeon: Ahhhhh! *squeals and crouches behind Shien* I'm not here! I'm actually behind a counter at MacDemon's! There's no way the Zeon the Honest One would ever be trying to get away from work!
Homura: *chokes again, this time from laughing*
Kanzeon: *in a Santa hat*…*raises an eyebrow* Oh please…the Honest One? I expected something a little more original from someone like you, Zeon…*sighs* And, as disappointing as it may be, I'm not here to dish out any unearthly punishments or food…
Kougaiji: Whew…*fans himself* Thank Gyumao for that…
Kanzeon: I'm here to give you your presents, since you people evidently haven't bothered to go shopping for each other…
Gojyo: That's a lie! I'd never forget to do anything for Hakkai!! I got him the perfect gift! *fishes around in pocket* A…used tissue! Err…I mean…a…rubber duck? No! Oh come on...I've gotta have something in here! *sticks his head in his pocket*
Hakkai: Ano…^^;;;
Kanzeon:…Right…so like I was saying…*snaps fingers and a large assortment of presents appear*
Yaone:…Sugoi desu ^^
Lirin: *eyes widen about ten inches* WAAAAAAIII!!! PRESENTS!!!!!
Nataku: *appears* Presents?? Where???!
Gyakumen: *pants up* Hold…still…you…*gasp**wheeze*
Hakkai: *sits next to Yaone* My my…we're having quite an gathering here, aren't we?^^
Yaone: Hai. Kougaiji-sama is so generous, ne?^^
Kougaiji: Yup…I am, aren't I? *ignores several suspiciously fake coughs and "yeah right"s*
Nataku: *pulls on Kougaiji's sleeve* Ano…Kougaiji-san…
Kougaiji: Nani?
Nataku: *points* Dokukakuji-san is getting eaten alive by a rabid snowman. ^_^
Kougaiji: AHH! Doku! OO;;;
(Screams and animalistic snarls reverberate throughout the land)
Kanzeon: *claps hands together* So…who wants pie?
Homura: Ooooh…I do!! *bounds up*
Gojyo: Me first!! *pushes*
Homura: Gods before mortals! *teleports in front*
Gojyo: Ch'…geniuses before idiots!! *elbows Homura in the face*
Homura: Wielders of fire dragons before wielders of toothpicks! *fries Gojyo to a crisp*
Sanzo:…*walks in front of them both* *takes a piece* I think Gojyo's rule makes the most sense….
Homura: Drat…-_-
Gojyo: Next time, we make sure it's either of us…not some baka corrupt monk!
Homura: *shakes hand* You've got a deal.
Sanzo: I'm eating now so I won't kill you…consider it the advantage of stupidity…
Lirin: I wanna open my present! *bounces on the spot* Onegai? Onnnnniiiichan!!!
Zeon: *snickers* Yeah, oniichaaaan…I wanna open my present as well!
Kougaiji: *rolls up sleeves* Oh I'll give you a present alright. A real nice present…
Zeon: Oo;; Eh…no thanks…*backs off* I'll survive without…
Nataku: Well I won't! *turns to Kanzeon* Can we open them now?
Kanzeon: Hm…let's see…*takes out a pocket horoscope* According to this, it's half an hour to 12 o'clock, Mars is in the fifth quadrant, and the Moon has turned green and sprouted yellow candy sunflowers…very bad omens indeed…
Nataku: Okaaay…how bout now?
Kanzeon: Yeah, I guess now would be just fine.
Nataku/Lirin: YEAH! *sprint towards presents and dive in*
Sanzo: Ch'…kids…
Gojyo: Speaking of kids…don't you think we should change Goku back now? It's no fun if he spends the entire night being strangled to death by a deranged scientist.
Sanzo: Whatever you want…
Ni: *holds Goku tighter* Iie! Smuffy is happy with me! Aren't you? *makes Goku nod his head* See?
Gojyo:…That man is seriously disturbed…
Hakkai: Sou desune…^^;;;
Yaone: Weeell….why don't we just give Dr. Ni his bunny? Then we could get Goku from him and Kanzeon-sama could change him back for us!
Kanzeon: I could?
Gojyo: Yeah…but there's just one teeny tiny problem…some poor idiot's gotta pry the toy from Shien's cold, sharpened fingers…
Kougaiji: No one could possibly be that dense...
Sanzo: *takes out a huge canister of chocolate sauce* Oi! Homura!
Homura: *looks up from his everlasting muffin pile* Hai?
Sanzo: *evil smile* Get that doll from your pal over there and this entire canister is yours.
Homura: No way! *shakes head fanatically* I'm not that dense.
Kougaiji: Told you…*smirks*
Sanzo: Too bad…it's an entire ten galleons of pure sugary goodness…guess I'll just enjoy it myself…
Homura: *drooling* Now now…let's not be hasty! I mean-how could anyone possibly be so cold as to let a poor, innocent child suffer at the hands of a raving lutatic…
Zeon: Five seconds ago, that "anyone" was you…
Homura: Shaddit…*to Sanzo* So, if I get you the bunny, you'll give me all of this?
Sanzo: Of course.
Homura: *wide grin* Consider it done! *gets out a large metal hammer and a crowbar* Ooooh Shien!
(A large cloud of dust appears, occasionally punctuated by cute little WHACKs and screeches)
Kougaiji:…*to Zeon* Your boss is absolutely brainless…
Zeon: *is trying to mug a large, brightly coloured angel* Yup, that he is….
Nataku: *is sitting in the middle of a large pile of wrappings* Awww…I didn't get a lump of coal after all…
Lirin: *is in the midst of a sea of coloured paper* Oh? What did you get then?
Nataku: *holds up a camera* This. Looks pretty cool, though…arigatou, Kanzeon-sama! *waves*
Kanzeon: *blushes modestly and broadcasts her generous act on every channel of the Heavenly Cable Network*
Lirin: *pulls out a luminous, glow-in-the-dark snow globe and shakes it* Ooooh…magic…*stares*
Nataku: Sugoi! *takes a picture of Shien strangling Homura with his hair* This is totally awesome!
Gyakumen: Hey! I've been forgotten again!! *runs around waving her arms around like a hyperactive chicken*
Lirin: Here *hands over a package with the words "To the most cunning old hag on the face of the earth. Merry Christmas! With love, Kanzeon."*
Gyakumen:…She didn't even include my name…
Kanzeon: So I forgot! Geeze, gimme a break, why dontcha?
Gyakumen: *opens it* "Hair Care Secrets"? Well this makes me feel a whole lot better! *pouts and stomps off to her room*
Nataku: *stares after* Guess she didn't like her present…
Lirin: Yeah…don't worry about it though. Oniichan says that Gyakumen's a senile old dog with grey hair and a face full of pimples.
Nataku: Sou…*takes a picture of Kanzeon with her finger jammed in her nose* Ah well…I'm having fun! ^.^
Lirin: Me too! *watches the fake plastic reindeer drift aimlessly in the globe*
Gojyo: Wow! That's incredible!
Kougaiji: *rolls eyes*
Homura: *limps up holding the extremely tattered remnants of Smuffy* I got it...
Sanzo: *takes*Domo.
Homura: No problem…*holds an ice pack to his head* Oh, the things I do for chocolate…
Zeon: *eyes him* What'd ya do to the loony one?
Homura: *points to Shien, who is lying unconscious in a pool of caramel*
Zeon:…Right…I'll just pretend that that makes sense.
Homura: *shrugs* He hates sweet food.
Sanzo: *holds the bunny out to Ni* Oi, this is your stupid rabbit! Take it and gimme back my saru!
Ni: *stares at the bunny* Oh no! It's Son Goku! *lets go of the goat and flees to the safety of the castle*
Hakkai: Ah…well, the good thing is that he left Goku…^^
Gojyo: The bad thing is that Kou's gonna be spending a fortune on that guys psychiatric bills…
Kougaiji:…Thanks Gojyo, that's extremely reassuring…
Yaone: Should I chalk it in next year's budget then?
Kougaiji: Hai, Yaone. Arigatou.
Sanzo: *eyes Kanzeon*
Kanzeon: What? Oh! Right…*waves a sparkly wand and Goku turns back into…Goku…*
Goku: Aaaaah…finally…*looks at fingers* I never thought I'd be so happy to be me again…
Sanzo: Humph…me too…*gets out fan and batters Goku to a pulp* *WHAP WHAP WHAP*
Goku: Itaiiiiiiiii!!!! T___T
Gojyo: Good to see you again, bakasaru! *cracks knuckles*
Goku: Heh! I've missed beating you up, ero kappa! *clenches fists*
Hakkai: Maa maa….it's good to have him back, ne Sanzo?^^ *dodges a flying shoe*
Goku: Baka ero kappa! Get OFF my present!!!!!
Gojyo: Ah….that was yours? Good!
Sanzo: *is loading muffins into a giant bag* Ch'…idiots….
Kougaiji: Hey! Aren't you guys gonna open your presents yet?
Gojyo: What's the point? We all know it's gonna be trash anyway…
Kanzeon: *glare freezes a nearby lake and incinerates a mountain*
Gojyo: *takes his present* Wow! I can't wait! *forces a smile*
(There is a large flurry of unwrapping)
Zeon: Well…this is…nice…*is holding a neon pink flyswatter*
Sanzo:…A laser guided sniper? *glances at Gojyo and Goku* Perfect.
Gojyo/Goku: *brandish identical running shoes* You'll have to catch us first!
Yaone: "My First Chemistry Set"? Just what I've always wanted! ^_^
Homura: Ooooh! Free passes to the Togenkyo chocolate factory! *evilly plots a hijack*
Kougaiji: A coffee pot? Gee, thanks…*eyes it disparately*
Hakkai: Ah…I've been looking for these everywhere! *fondles a dragon-pattered tea set*
Hakuryuu: Kyuu…*has a free pass to the Togenkyo drive-thru car wash and a jar of wheel polish*
Kanzeon: Is that all?
Yaone: Hai. Well, except for Dokukakuji-san and Shien-san…
Nataku/Lirin/Goku: That's okay! *proceed to open their presents for them*
Sanzo: Ch'…*takes aim with his brand new sniper*
Goku: Oo; *runs*
Nataku: Hmm…Shien got a make-up kit…complete with mascara and non-stick lip balm…*blinks*
Lirin: Ano… Doku got a really odd piece of clothing…*waves a G-string underwear around* What do you suppose this it, oniichan?
Kougaiji: *turns red* I-I have absolutely no idea.
Gojyo: Hey, if he doesn't want it, you could always give it to me!
Kougaiji: *eyes him* Yeah….I'm sure you'd put it to full use…
Hakkai: Hai, he would too...especially on-
Gojyo: Shhh!! *covers Hakkai's mouth* Heh…^_^
Kougaiji: I'm almost glad you didn't let him finish…-_-
Sanzo: Sou…*smokes* Some secrets are better off remaining as secrets…
Homura: *is drinking chocolate sauce through a straw* I couldn't agree with you more.
=And so, the day ends pointlessly with Chin II Sou auditioning for a role in the opera, Kanzeon falling off a cliff, and Nataku having a spelling competition with Zeon=
Gyumao: Okay…Zeon, how do you spell cat?
Zeon: *obviously bored* C-A-T.
Gyumao: WRONG!! It's C-A-T!
Zeon:….-_-;;;
Gyumao: Alright, Nataku, how do you spell arteriosclerosis?
Nataku: *with a big smile* A-R-T-E-R-I-O-S-C-L-E-R-O-S-I-S.
Gyumao: That's correct! *fireworks go off* You get a hundred points and a years' supply of candy!!!
Nataku: WOOOOOOO!!!!! *hops around the room* YEAH!!
Zeon: Hey! His word is so much simpler than mine!! I demand a rematch!! This game is biased!!!!
*Kougaiji shuffles out wearing an extremely frilly tutu, a scowl and a giant billboard that reads "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!"*
*Kougaiji: Damnit! Why could you get Lirin to do it instead??!*
~The credit for this fic's Ni-and-the-goat idea goes to doublekidz *showers doublekidz in pineapple tarts* . Many thanks, and gomen if I kept you waiting^^;;;~
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