AN: Okay, here is chapter two. This is after the commercial break. I hope you all like it. Oh yeah if you don't like a lot of swearing I wouldn't read this. It's strange because I am not the kind of person who swears a whole lot, so it's kind of surprising how many swearwords I put into this fanfic, but I've got to admit, this fanfic is pretty funny, I don't know about you guys. It's also pretty stupid so people who have something against stupid fanfics may not like it either. Enjoy :)

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, don't sue me!

Jeopardy - After the Commercial Break

*Jeopardy themesong*

Alex Trebek: And welcome back to a special addition of Jeopardy where we have joining us today, Link, Ganondorf, and Zelda! I apologize for what happened just before the break, and I assure you that Ganondorf has calmed down a bit...Anyway, here are the categories again. The categories are: Hyrulian Assholes, Name that Sage, Hyrulians that Run Around in White Tights and Green Tunics, Hyrulian Princesses, The Letter After B, Weapons that End in "Aster Sword", and Races of Hyrule. Link, why don't you choose a category?

Link: Fine...I'll take Weapons that End in "Aster Sword" for 200.

Trebek: Okay. And the answer is: This legendary weapon ends with "Aster Sword". Link...you should know this one.

*Ganondorf buzzes in*

Trebek: Ganondorf?

Ganondorf: Umm...What is, Bastard Sword?

Trebek: Um, no...it ends with "aster sword" not "astard sword" my friend...

Ganondorf: Damn! DAMN! DAMN IT!

Trebek: Please...please calm down!

*Zelda buzzes in*

Trebek: Zelda?

Zelda: What?

Trebek: You buzzed in...what's your answer?

Zelda: Answer to what?

Trebek: The question!

Zelda: What question!?

Trebek: THE-

*Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!*

Trebek: Oh never mind! We're out of time for that one anyway. The correct answer was the "Master Sword". Master Sword ends with Aster Sword. Zelda why don't you choose the next category.

Zelda: Do I have to?

Trebek: Yes...yes you do.

Zelda: Are you sure?

Trebek: Yes...yes I am sure you have to choose the category, Zelda.

Zelda: Why?

Trebek: Why? Because I said so!

Zelda: Why?

Trebek: Are you trying to send me to the nut house?

Zelda: No, why?

Trebek: Okay that's it! Link why don't you choose!

Zelda: Screw you! I wanna choose!

Trebek: Okay then choose!

Zelda: Why?

Trebek: *Takes out gun and aims it at his head* Please do not force me to do this.

Link: God damnit, let me choose!

Trebek: *Lowers gun* Thank you, Link.

Zelda: But-

Trebek: Zelda shut your mouth.

Link: Okay, I'll take "Races of Hyrule" for 300.

Trebek: Alright. The answer is: This aquatic race of Hyrule reside in Zora's Domain and like water and has a big fat bastard for their king.

*silence*

Trebek: None of you can tell me what race lives in ZORA'S domain....

*Link buzzes in*

Trebek: Ah good, I thought I'd have to get out the gun again for a minute. Link?

Link: Um....I know this....I got it! What is, mustard!

Trebek: *stares at Link for a very long moment*

Link: *looking hopeful* Did I get it? Huh? Huh?

Trebek: You have problems, my friend. No.

Link: SHIT! Shit Zelda, did you hear that? I didn't get it! Got damn it all!

Zelda: Uh...ok...

*Zelda buzzes in*

Trebek: Okay, Zelda?

Zelda: I can't believe how stupid you guys are being! This is so easy! What race lives in ZORA'S Domain!? Come on he's basically giving us the answer!

Trebek: *looking hopeful* So you know it? You actually know the answer?

Zelda: Duh! I'm not stupid! Of course the answer is, the Gorrons!

Trebek: *still staring at Zelda*

Zelda: *laughs nervously* I got it right? I mean, its a no-brainer!

*out of time buzzer*

Zelda: *looks confused*

Trebek: I am hating my job. I give up, lets just go to double Jeopardy after the break.

Ganondorf: *shouting* WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE! I HAVE HARDLY SAID A DAMN THING THIS WHOLE TIME! THE HERO OF GAYNESS AND THE PRINCESS OF FAGS OVER HERE ARE GETTING ALL THE ATTENTION!

Trebek: Well..uh...I'm sorry to hear that..Ganondorf...

Ganondorf: AUUUUUGUUUUUAAA!

Trebek: No please...

Ganondorf: IIIII WAAAANNNT TOOOOOO RUUUUULLLLEEEE YOOOUUUU ALLLL! WHEN I WIN THIS GAME I'M GOING TO BE KING! HAHAHAAA!

Trebek: First of all, you're losing. Secondly how would winning make you king?

Ganondorf: *gets a stupid look on his face* Well! I HAVE NO IDEA! WAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAUUUAGAA! ANGERRRRR!

Trebek: Well now would be a good time to go to a break while we hook up ganondorf with some anger manegement class....

THE END! Until Chapter 3.

That wasn't as funny as the first one, sorry.