AN: Yup, here's the next chapter. Most of you seem to like it so far so I guess I'm not doing that bad of a job, eh? Anyway someone pointed out a grammar mistake, thanks for pointing that out. I probably have a few grammar/spelling mistakes and I'm really sorry. I'm using wordpad which doesn't have a spell check and I do read over the story, I must have not caught some. My Microsoft Word is all messed up so I can't use it. Anyway, here's Double Jeopardy!
Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine, don't sue me!
Double Jeopardy
*Jeopardy Themesong*
Trebek: Welcome back to a special addition of Jeopardy! Today we have joining us Link, Zelda, and Gannondorf! We're going into the Double Jeopardy round now. I'm afraid to say that nobody is getting anywhere, as all of these contestents are quite...stupid.
Ganondorf: What was that? WHAT WAS THAT? Is there something you want to say to me!?!?!?!!?
Trebek: *panicking* Except for Ganondorf, he's smart!
Ganondorf: That's what I thought you said.
Trebek: *still shaking slightly* An-anyways he-here are the categories for Double Jeopardy round. Actually, the original ones planned I can tell right now are much to hard for you...so I've chosen some easier ones for you people. Anyway the categories are: Plants, Point To Your Own Butt, Colors, Numbers, Say Your Name, Words That Rhyme With Pie, and Sharp Things. Link, it's your board.
Link: Alright. Umm I'll choose Say Your Name for 800.
Ganondorf: What? You're chosing the Hero of Gayness to go first, rather than me?
Trebek: Yes.
Ganondorf: But he's the Hero of Gayness!
Link: No I'm not!
Ganondorf: *pointing at Link* Hero of Gayness! Hero of Gayness! Hahaha! Hero of Gayness! Hero of-
Zelda: SHUT THE HELL UP!
Ganondorf: Hero of Gay-
Zelda: *smacks Ganondorf*
Ganondorf: Ow....
Trebek: Ok, lets get on with this... The answer is: Say your own name. Just buzz in, and say you're name. Its not very hard.
*Link buzzes in*
Link: Well thats easy! My name is the Hero of Gayn-Err wait! SHIT! SHIT! Thats not what I-
*Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!*
Trebek: Oh, I'm sorry you are out of time!!!
Link: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT!
Trebek: Ganondorf why don't you choose?
Ganondorf: Haw haw haw! You started to say Hero of Gayness! Haw haw haw haw haw you're soooooo stupid!
Link: Well it just slipped out 'cause you were saying it over and over again before and-
Ganondorf: HAW HAW HAW HAW YOU'RE SUCH A DUMBASS! HAW HAW HAW HAW-
Zelda: SHUT THE HELL UP, GANNONDORF!
Ganondorf: HAW HAW HA-
Zelda: *Smacks Ganondorf*
Ganondorf: OW!
Trebek: Thank you, Zelda. Why don't I let you choose now, Zelda?
Zelda: I'll take Colors for 600.
Trebek: Okay, and the answer is: This is what color the object is. I'm going to hold up an object, and you are going to buzz in and tell me what color it is. Okay, now here is the object. *Holds up an orange* Now in case any of you need to be informed of what this item is called for some reason, this is an orange. What color is the orange?
*silence*
Trebek: Nobody can tell me what color the orange is?
*Zelda rings in*
Trebek: Oh thank god! Zelda?
Zelda: Ummm....Can I use phone a friend?
Trebek: No...No you may not. This is Jeopardy, my friend.
Zelda: But-
Trebek: No!
Zelda: But-
Trebek: No!
Zelda:But-
Trebek: NO!
Zelda: But-
Trebek: SHUT UP FOR THE SAKE OF MY SANITY!
*silence*
Trebek: Thank you! We have time for one more guess....anyone?
*Link rings in*
Trebek: Yes, Link?
Link: Is the orange purple?
Trebek: You've got to be kidding me.
Link: No, I'm telling the truth, I'm smarter than-
Trebek: NO, the orange is not PURPLE!
*Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Trebek: Good lord! What is wrong with you people? The orange is ORANGE!
Link, Ganondorf, & Zelda: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!
Trebek: Ganondorf, please choose the next category.
Ganondorf: Finally...FINALLLY IT IS MY TURN TO KILL YOU ALL!
Trebek: Ganondorf you are not killing anyone, you are choosing the next category!
Ganondorf: Oh, yeah. Uhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm.... Point To Your Own Butt for eleventy-twelve hundred.
Trebek: *stares at Ganondorf* That isn't a real number my friend...lets just go with Point To Your Own Butt for 600... Ok now all you have to do to win this one is buzz in and point to your own butt...I hope thats simple enough for you.
*Ganondorf rings in*
Trebek: Ganondorf, please point to your own butt.
Ganondorf: Uhhhh *thinks for a moment, then points to his face*
Trebek: Um, no...
Link: He should still get it right because the two places are easily mistaken for each other on him!
Ganondorf: Hey what? WHAT WAS THAT!? You wanna tell me something, BITCH!
Link: Oh sorry, let me simplify that. You face looks like your ass. There, did you understand that or was it still too complicated to get what I was trying to say?
Ganondorf: Alright, THAT IS IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU, FAIRY BOY! YOU AND THAT SCRAWNY LITTLE ASS OF YOURS ARE GOING TO HELL!
Trebek: No, stop! There will be none of that!
Ganondorf: You can't tell me what to do, dumbass!
Trebek: Excuse me? *takes out shotgun*
Ganondorf: Oh uhh I said I'll always listen to you, dumba-I mean, Trebek.
Trebek: *puts gun away* That is what I thought you said.
Ganondorf: *glares evilly at Link*
Trebek: Well I think now would be a good time for a commercial break. I plan to quit this job after this episode is over. See you after the break...
THE END (Until Chapter 4)
Hope you all enjoyed! I thought it was pretty funny. :)
Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine, don't sue me!
Double Jeopardy
*Jeopardy Themesong*
Trebek: Welcome back to a special addition of Jeopardy! Today we have joining us Link, Zelda, and Gannondorf! We're going into the Double Jeopardy round now. I'm afraid to say that nobody is getting anywhere, as all of these contestents are quite...stupid.
Ganondorf: What was that? WHAT WAS THAT? Is there something you want to say to me!?!?!?!!?
Trebek: *panicking* Except for Ganondorf, he's smart!
Ganondorf: That's what I thought you said.
Trebek: *still shaking slightly* An-anyways he-here are the categories for Double Jeopardy round. Actually, the original ones planned I can tell right now are much to hard for you...so I've chosen some easier ones for you people. Anyway the categories are: Plants, Point To Your Own Butt, Colors, Numbers, Say Your Name, Words That Rhyme With Pie, and Sharp Things. Link, it's your board.
Link: Alright. Umm I'll choose Say Your Name for 800.
Ganondorf: What? You're chosing the Hero of Gayness to go first, rather than me?
Trebek: Yes.
Ganondorf: But he's the Hero of Gayness!
Link: No I'm not!
Ganondorf: *pointing at Link* Hero of Gayness! Hero of Gayness! Hahaha! Hero of Gayness! Hero of-
Zelda: SHUT THE HELL UP!
Ganondorf: Hero of Gay-
Zelda: *smacks Ganondorf*
Ganondorf: Ow....
Trebek: Ok, lets get on with this... The answer is: Say your own name. Just buzz in, and say you're name. Its not very hard.
*Link buzzes in*
Link: Well thats easy! My name is the Hero of Gayn-Err wait! SHIT! SHIT! Thats not what I-
*Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!*
Trebek: Oh, I'm sorry you are out of time!!!
Link: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT!
Trebek: Ganondorf why don't you choose?
Ganondorf: Haw haw haw! You started to say Hero of Gayness! Haw haw haw haw haw you're soooooo stupid!
Link: Well it just slipped out 'cause you were saying it over and over again before and-
Ganondorf: HAW HAW HAW HAW YOU'RE SUCH A DUMBASS! HAW HAW HAW HAW-
Zelda: SHUT THE HELL UP, GANNONDORF!
Ganondorf: HAW HAW HA-
Zelda: *Smacks Ganondorf*
Ganondorf: OW!
Trebek: Thank you, Zelda. Why don't I let you choose now, Zelda?
Zelda: I'll take Colors for 600.
Trebek: Okay, and the answer is: This is what color the object is. I'm going to hold up an object, and you are going to buzz in and tell me what color it is. Okay, now here is the object. *Holds up an orange* Now in case any of you need to be informed of what this item is called for some reason, this is an orange. What color is the orange?
*silence*
Trebek: Nobody can tell me what color the orange is?
*Zelda rings in*
Trebek: Oh thank god! Zelda?
Zelda: Ummm....Can I use phone a friend?
Trebek: No...No you may not. This is Jeopardy, my friend.
Zelda: But-
Trebek: No!
Zelda: But-
Trebek: No!
Zelda:But-
Trebek: NO!
Zelda: But-
Trebek: SHUT UP FOR THE SAKE OF MY SANITY!
*silence*
Trebek: Thank you! We have time for one more guess....anyone?
*Link rings in*
Trebek: Yes, Link?
Link: Is the orange purple?
Trebek: You've got to be kidding me.
Link: No, I'm telling the truth, I'm smarter than-
Trebek: NO, the orange is not PURPLE!
*Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Trebek: Good lord! What is wrong with you people? The orange is ORANGE!
Link, Ganondorf, & Zelda: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!
Trebek: Ganondorf, please choose the next category.
Ganondorf: Finally...FINALLLY IT IS MY TURN TO KILL YOU ALL!
Trebek: Ganondorf you are not killing anyone, you are choosing the next category!
Ganondorf: Oh, yeah. Uhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm.... Point To Your Own Butt for eleventy-twelve hundred.
Trebek: *stares at Ganondorf* That isn't a real number my friend...lets just go with Point To Your Own Butt for 600... Ok now all you have to do to win this one is buzz in and point to your own butt...I hope thats simple enough for you.
*Ganondorf rings in*
Trebek: Ganondorf, please point to your own butt.
Ganondorf: Uhhhh *thinks for a moment, then points to his face*
Trebek: Um, no...
Link: He should still get it right because the two places are easily mistaken for each other on him!
Ganondorf: Hey what? WHAT WAS THAT!? You wanna tell me something, BITCH!
Link: Oh sorry, let me simplify that. You face looks like your ass. There, did you understand that or was it still too complicated to get what I was trying to say?
Ganondorf: Alright, THAT IS IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU, FAIRY BOY! YOU AND THAT SCRAWNY LITTLE ASS OF YOURS ARE GOING TO HELL!
Trebek: No, stop! There will be none of that!
Ganondorf: You can't tell me what to do, dumbass!
Trebek: Excuse me? *takes out shotgun*
Ganondorf: Oh uhh I said I'll always listen to you, dumba-I mean, Trebek.
Trebek: *puts gun away* That is what I thought you said.
Ganondorf: *glares evilly at Link*
Trebek: Well I think now would be a good time for a commercial break. I plan to quit this job after this episode is over. See you after the break...
THE END (Until Chapter 4)
Hope you all enjoyed! I thought it was pretty funny. :)
