AN: Okay, here is chapter four! Hope you all enjoy it! I know, really short author's note this time but there's really nothing to write!
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters so nobody sue me!
Jeopardy - Who Will Win?
Trebek: Welcome back to a special addition of Jeopardy where we have joining us- Ugh must I repeat myself every time? Okay unless you are very stupid you should know who we have with us...Okay anyway, here are the categories again: Plants, Point To Your Own Butt, Colors, Numbers, Say Your Name, Words That Rhyme With Pie, and Sharp Things. Ganondorf its your board.
Ganondorf: Oh I see how it is.
Trebek: *looking confused* You see how what is?
Ganondorf: It. I see how it is.
Trebek: Okay...that's nice. Would you like to choose the category?
Ganondorf: *long pause* Okay...I'll play your game...
Trebek: I don't understand, you are on Jeopardy of course you have to play the game!
Ganondorf: *staring evilly at Trebek* Yeah...and Hyrule will be mine.
Trebek: You have issues, my friend...Zelda you choose.
Zelda: Alright, I'll take-
Ganondorf: *Pounds fist on his podium really hard*
Trebek: What is it!? What is the matter with you!?
Ganondorf: *staring extremely evilly at Trebek* I must.......ask you......where......is.....the bathroom?
Trebek: *Staring blankly at Ganondorf* Okay, that was totally unecessary. You can only go to the bathroom during commercials! Now please stop interrupting!
Ganondorf: That's okay I don't have to go anymore.
Zelda: OKAY LETS GET ON WITH THIS! I WANT PLANTS FOR 800!!
Trebek: Ok and the answer is: This is the kind of tree a maple tree seed grows into.
*Link buzzes in*
Trebek: Yes, Link?
Link: Uhhhh what is, maple syrup?
Trebek: No, that is incorrect....maple syrup is not a kind of tree.
Link: SHIT! YES IT IS!
Trebek: No....it's not...
*Ganondorf buzzes in*
Trebek: Okay, Ganondorf?
Ganondorf: Um........uh......um......uh......
*buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!*
Trebek: Okay we're out of time for that one! You are all complete idiots thats all I have to say right now. Link choose the next category.
Link: Numbers for 1,000,000,000 please.
Trebek: Okay...lets just go with Numbers for 400. And the answer is: This is what number this is. I am going to show you a number and you tell me what number it is! Ready? *holds up the number 3* What number is this?
*Link buzzes in*
Trebek: Link?
Link: Is it the number E?
Trebek: E is a letter you idiot.
Link: *looks at the ground sadly*
*silence*
Trebek: You people are truly sad.
*silence*
*Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Trebek: GOOD LORD! It was the number THREE! Ok Ganondorf you choose.
Ganondorf: I choose to TAKE OVER HYRULE AND KILL YOU ALL! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAW HAW! HAW HAW!
Zelda: SHUT THE HELL UP!
Ganondorf: YOU WILL ALL DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAW HAW HAW HAW HA-
Zelda: *smacks Ganondorf*
Ganondorf: Ow...
Trebek: Zelda lets let you choose.
Zelda: K...I'll take Words that Rhyme with Pie for 600.
Trebek: Okay. Now you must tell me if this word rhymes with pie or not. The word is: supercalifragilesticexpialidocious. Does supercalifragilesticexpialidocious rhyme with pie?
*Zelda buzzes in*
Trebek: Zelda?
Zelda: Yes. Yes it does.
Trebek: I'm sorry that is wrong. Anyone else?
*silence*
Trebek: Just think for a second here. There are two possible answers, yes, or no. Zelda said yes and she got it wrong. So the only possible answer left that has to be right is--
*Ganondorf buzzes in*
Trebek: Ganondorf?
Ganondorf: YES! YES! YES!
Trebek: NO! NO! NO! Link please tell me you know that if YES is wrong then the only possible answer is--
*Link buzzes in*
Link: YES!
Trebek: NOOOOO! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *bangs head against his own podium*
Zelda: I think there's something wrong with you.
Trebek: No...no i'm fine. Lets just go to final Jeopardy. And the question is-No way this is way to hard. You know what? Forget that I'll just make my own. Write down or draw something you like. Anything. If you like the number 3 then write the number 3. Ganondorf could draw Link stabbing himself with a sword.
*Jeopardy themesong*
Trebek: Okay, time is up! Let me see what you have written. Ganondorf you look very pleased with yourself. Lets see what you have written. You've written...nothing....and you've wagered...nothing...Fascinating.
Ganondorf: *looks at the ground sadly* I can't read or write....
Trebek: Good for you...Zelda lets see what you wrote....Zebras...ok great, you like Zebras! Lets see what you wagered...Twenty-three kazillion billion dollars....Ok..I'm sorry but thats not a number.
Zelda: I know, I'm so beautiful.
Trebek: Link lets see what you wrote....Oh, okay that is totally unecessary...you drew a picture of Zelda...without any clothes on...you are sick my friend.
Link: *staring at Zelda and drooling* Yeah, I know.
Zelda: *punches Link in the face*
Trebek: And you wagered....Tiddlywinks...Okay...fascinating. Thats it for this episode of Jeopardy,
Ganondorf: I WON! WEEEHOOO I WON I WON! I WON!
Trebek: No Ganondorf, nobody one. You all have negative points. You are all complete idiots. All of you, never come on this show again. See you next time, on Jeopardy!
*Jeopardy Themesong*
*Audience Clapping and cheering*
THE END! FINALLY!
Thanks for reading my lovely fanfic! Hope you all liked it!
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters so nobody sue me!
Jeopardy - Who Will Win?
Trebek: Welcome back to a special addition of Jeopardy where we have joining us- Ugh must I repeat myself every time? Okay unless you are very stupid you should know who we have with us...Okay anyway, here are the categories again: Plants, Point To Your Own Butt, Colors, Numbers, Say Your Name, Words That Rhyme With Pie, and Sharp Things. Ganondorf its your board.
Ganondorf: Oh I see how it is.
Trebek: *looking confused* You see how what is?
Ganondorf: It. I see how it is.
Trebek: Okay...that's nice. Would you like to choose the category?
Ganondorf: *long pause* Okay...I'll play your game...
Trebek: I don't understand, you are on Jeopardy of course you have to play the game!
Ganondorf: *staring evilly at Trebek* Yeah...and Hyrule will be mine.
Trebek: You have issues, my friend...Zelda you choose.
Zelda: Alright, I'll take-
Ganondorf: *Pounds fist on his podium really hard*
Trebek: What is it!? What is the matter with you!?
Ganondorf: *staring extremely evilly at Trebek* I must.......ask you......where......is.....the bathroom?
Trebek: *Staring blankly at Ganondorf* Okay, that was totally unecessary. You can only go to the bathroom during commercials! Now please stop interrupting!
Ganondorf: That's okay I don't have to go anymore.
Zelda: OKAY LETS GET ON WITH THIS! I WANT PLANTS FOR 800!!
Trebek: Ok and the answer is: This is the kind of tree a maple tree seed grows into.
*Link buzzes in*
Trebek: Yes, Link?
Link: Uhhhh what is, maple syrup?
Trebek: No, that is incorrect....maple syrup is not a kind of tree.
Link: SHIT! YES IT IS!
Trebek: No....it's not...
*Ganondorf buzzes in*
Trebek: Okay, Ganondorf?
Ganondorf: Um........uh......um......uh......
*buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!*
Trebek: Okay we're out of time for that one! You are all complete idiots thats all I have to say right now. Link choose the next category.
Link: Numbers for 1,000,000,000 please.
Trebek: Okay...lets just go with Numbers for 400. And the answer is: This is what number this is. I am going to show you a number and you tell me what number it is! Ready? *holds up the number 3* What number is this?
*Link buzzes in*
Trebek: Link?
Link: Is it the number E?
Trebek: E is a letter you idiot.
Link: *looks at the ground sadly*
*silence*
Trebek: You people are truly sad.
*silence*
*Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Trebek: GOOD LORD! It was the number THREE! Ok Ganondorf you choose.
Ganondorf: I choose to TAKE OVER HYRULE AND KILL YOU ALL! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAW HAW! HAW HAW!
Zelda: SHUT THE HELL UP!
Ganondorf: YOU WILL ALL DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAW HAW HAW HAW HA-
Zelda: *smacks Ganondorf*
Ganondorf: Ow...
Trebek: Zelda lets let you choose.
Zelda: K...I'll take Words that Rhyme with Pie for 600.
Trebek: Okay. Now you must tell me if this word rhymes with pie or not. The word is: supercalifragilesticexpialidocious. Does supercalifragilesticexpialidocious rhyme with pie?
*Zelda buzzes in*
Trebek: Zelda?
Zelda: Yes. Yes it does.
Trebek: I'm sorry that is wrong. Anyone else?
*silence*
Trebek: Just think for a second here. There are two possible answers, yes, or no. Zelda said yes and she got it wrong. So the only possible answer left that has to be right is--
*Ganondorf buzzes in*
Trebek: Ganondorf?
Ganondorf: YES! YES! YES!
Trebek: NO! NO! NO! Link please tell me you know that if YES is wrong then the only possible answer is--
*Link buzzes in*
Link: YES!
Trebek: NOOOOO! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *bangs head against his own podium*
Zelda: I think there's something wrong with you.
Trebek: No...no i'm fine. Lets just go to final Jeopardy. And the question is-No way this is way to hard. You know what? Forget that I'll just make my own. Write down or draw something you like. Anything. If you like the number 3 then write the number 3. Ganondorf could draw Link stabbing himself with a sword.
*Jeopardy themesong*
Trebek: Okay, time is up! Let me see what you have written. Ganondorf you look very pleased with yourself. Lets see what you have written. You've written...nothing....and you've wagered...nothing...Fascinating.
Ganondorf: *looks at the ground sadly* I can't read or write....
Trebek: Good for you...Zelda lets see what you wrote....Zebras...ok great, you like Zebras! Lets see what you wagered...Twenty-three kazillion billion dollars....Ok..I'm sorry but thats not a number.
Zelda: I know, I'm so beautiful.
Trebek: Link lets see what you wrote....Oh, okay that is totally unecessary...you drew a picture of Zelda...without any clothes on...you are sick my friend.
Link: *staring at Zelda and drooling* Yeah, I know.
Zelda: *punches Link in the face*
Trebek: And you wagered....Tiddlywinks...Okay...fascinating. Thats it for this episode of Jeopardy,
Ganondorf: I WON! WEEEHOOO I WON I WON! I WON!
Trebek: No Ganondorf, nobody one. You all have negative points. You are all complete idiots. All of you, never come on this show again. See you next time, on Jeopardy!
*Jeopardy Themesong*
*Audience Clapping and cheering*
THE END! FINALLY!
Thanks for reading my lovely fanfic! Hope you all liked it!
