Don't own DBZ, Tenchi Muyo, Pokemon, Farscape, X-Men, Animorphs or whatever else I use in here. All I have are a few of the main characters, and all they do is invade other peoples stories.

Cryos woke with a start at the sound of breaking glass. He looked up to see Draco sitting on the windowsill shaking glass off his wings. He had a set of keys in his beak.

Cryos shook his head and fell back on the pillow. Draco had been coming home with keys ever since he'd made the mistake of suggesting that the lizard get a hobby. There was a mountain of keys downstairs, Cryos wasn't exactly sure how Draco was getting them, but he knew where. Reports of the 'mad-key-thief' were all over the news, but as far as he knew, nobody had actually seen Draco yet.

The lizard hummed a little tune as he headed down the steps to add to the pile.

A few minutes later, Cryos woke back up. This time it was because of an explosion from downstairs. He looked over at the empty spot in the bed next to him and decided that he wasn't going to get any more sleep. Kentra was either trying to make breakfast, or Draco was bothering her and she was in a mood, or perhaps both. Any of these could cause an explosion, and all would likely be followed by another one.

Cryos wished again that she was in bed with him, but he knew that that was stupid. Why should she stay in the bed when she didn't sleep? He was happy that she even stayed long enough for him to go to sleep before sneaking off.

On his way downstairs, he spied a calendar and noted that the battle against The One was exactly one month ago. Funny how time seems to fly when the Multiverse wasn't in mortal danger.

At the bottom of the steps he found Draco staring at him. Draco turned his head upside down and said the word keys, but he stretched it out as far as it would go so it sounded more like "Keeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyssssssssss…………."

Kentra came racing out of the kitchen with a frying pan and swatted at him, but Draco was far too quick for that and he zipped out between her legs and escaped into the kitchen, Cryos grabbed a soda from the fridge and ducked under Kentra's frying pan on his way back out to the TV room.

He plopped down on the couch and turned the TV up loud enough to block out most of the sounds of destruction coming out of the other room.

After a few minutes the lizard went shooting out of the kitchen and out of the house through another window.

Cryos sighed and turned the TV back down as Kentra came and sat next to him. She was smiling when she sat down but her mood shifted suddenly and in a single commercial break and started to cry.

"I can't do this Cryos!" She wailed. "It's too quiet and I'm going crazy! I never thought I'd say it, but I need some action or I'm going to break something!"

Cryos glanced out into the demolished kitchen before pulling her close for a hug. "It's alright, Kentra." He said as he rubbed her back. "I just need a little more time to relax. I have been going almost non-stop for over thirty years. This is my break. We'll go on an adventure soon, don't worry."

But she wasn't worrying. Her mood had shifted again, her tears had stopped and she was pressing herself against Cryos in a way that made it obvious that she was thinking about the present, not the future.

Cryos pulled her closer and she went to kiss him when suddenly Draco came crashing back through the window. Somehow he managed to find a piece of glass left to crash into. Draco flew right into Kentra's face carrying another set of keys.

Needless to say, it ruined the moment. Kentra went chasing after him shouting, "Draco! I'm going to rip off your wings and stuff them so far up your-"

"I didn't do it!" Draco screamed and drowned out the rest of her threat.

Cryos sighed and sat back in the couch. As the basement door opened and Pahrac slithered out. They hadn't had a basement until Pahrac had moved in, now their basement was almost as large as the house and had miles of tunnels going out in every direction.

"Are they still at it?" He asked.

"I'm afraid so." Cryos told him. "Can't you hear them underground?"

"Not usually, but they just collapsed one of my main tunnels and, after working all night, I don't want to dig it out again just yet."

"Well then sit down, or whatever it is snakes do when they relax, and watch some of the tube."

"I believe I shall, thank you."

There were so many explosions going on from Kentra and Draco's battle that Cryos almost didn't hear the helicopter outside. But he heard the megaphone. Pahrac looked out the window just as the police shouted in. "We know you're in there: mad-key-thief. It was clever training a bird to steal keys, but we managed to track him back here and now we have you!"

"I told you it's not my fault!" Draco screamed as Kentra chased him past.

"Ok, this could be bad." Cryos said as he grabbed Kentra and pinned her to the couch. "We can't just kill the cops cause that would be bad, but we can't run away either because they'll just follow us.

"Not if we went into another Universe. Kentra reminded him. "We could go to my Universe. There's a few girls back home who said I'd never amount to anything, I'd like to show them-"

"Kentra, your hormones are talking again." Cryos chimed in. "But actually though, that's not a bad idea. We could run off somewhere and enjoy ourselves there for awhile, then when we get bored we can move again."

Cryos ran upstairs and grabbed his gauntlets with the built in wormhole generator. He came back downstairs just in time to see a canister of tear gas fly in through a window without even breaking any glass. Pahrac dove on it and swallowed the can in one gulp. "We should go." He said as his mouth smoked.

"Yes," Cryos agreed. "I've been wanting to check on Luke Skywalker and the others for awhile now."

Cryos punched a few buttons and the wormhole opened.

"But we can't leave all my keys here!" Cried Draco.

"Draco," Said Cryos, "Forget the keys and get a new hobby." When Draco put on a thoughtful expression though Cryos quickly amended himself. "Just forget it. You can steal more later."

"Alright!" He chirped and dove through the portal. Pahrac slithered through next.

Cryos picked up Kentra and whispered into her ear. "Let's ditch them once we get there and run off to finish what we started a few minutes ago…"

She smiled. "I like how you think…" She whispered back as Cryos stepped through the portal and into another Universe.

End of Book One

Meanwhile somewhere in a far off and very unusual Universe, a teenage boy sits all alone. It's sheep, from earlier in the story. Everyone forgot all about him and he's stuck in his own little world still.

"Don't worry." He said to the readers. "I already have my revenge planned. Yes, that's right: a SEQUEL! And if you thought all this inter-dimensional stuff was bad, wait till you see time travel!"

"But first lets open up to a little Q / A. Who wants to go first?"

Dozens of hands appear, looking much like a studio audience who all want to be picked.

Sheep pointed at one of the hands and a female voice responded. "What's going to happen in the sequel?"

"Well, I can't tell you everything," Sheep told her. "But I can say that it will be set in the past, in star wars world and there will be the special appearance of a certain green-skinned long-eared Jedi as a kid. So you can just use your imagination.

Another hand went up. Sheep pointed and this time it was a male. "Did you realize that you started off calling him Drako and later changed it to Draco?"

"Geez, everybody's a critic." Sheep looked at the guy. "I realized it about six chapters after I accidentally made the change, and I wasn't going to change it. I figured it was just a small thing, so I didn't let it bother me. Next question."

He pointed at the next hand.

"Why did it take you 2 years and 22 days to complete this story?" The guy asked. "Are you that much of a lazy bum?"

Sheep glared at him. "I have three words for you: Rot in hell." And with that he pulled his mini computer out of his pocket and hit a few keys. The guy who had been talking screamed and fell into a flaming pit. "Next question!"

A female hand went up and she shouted out before sheep could call on her. "I love you! You're the best writer in the whole world! Can I have your baby?"

Sheep looked at her and said, "The other room in five minutes. OK!! Show's over! Goodnight everybody! See you in the sequel!"