*Note=Thank you so much for all the great reviews. Sorry I haven't updated in a couple of days, but I have been really bust preparing for my trip. I really don't know who I want Rachel to be with because I love Ross and Joey. If you have any good ideas who Rachel should be with than you should e-mail me at Chicsy147@hotmail.com. Just give me any ideas to who you think it should be and also how they would end up getting together.

*Disclaimer: I don't own FRIENDS, and this is just for amusement.

Monica: Well Rachel, we are waiting?

Rachel: I, I, uh, I uh just noticed that I, uh, have forgotten to call my mother and tell her Emma doesn't like the pick outfit with the little bunnies on it. So, um, I, uh, better go call because uh, yah, I think I should be someplace, so uh, bye.

Phoebe: Rachel, come back here!

(Rachel leaves while still wearing the bed sheets)

Chandler: Rachel! I don't think people in Barbados are comfortable with people just wearing their sheets! You might upset the village people!

(Everyone looks @ Chandler)

Chandler: What? It wasn't like you guys were gonna say anything.

Ross: Joey, did you sleep with Rachel?

Joey: You know Ross, that's a good question, but I think only Rachel can answer that. So yah um can you all get out?

Mike: Why? Well uh cause my clothes are on the shower floor, soaking wet.

Charlie: Why are they wet?

Joey: Charlie, I know your smart, but PLEASE don't be asking these questions right now.

Monica: OKAY! Everyone out! Except you Joey, and except you Ross! You two are going to talk about this, and Phoebe and I will try to find Rachel.

Joey: Mon, Can I borrow a pair of Chandler's pants cause I don't know how much longer these pillows can stay here without falling down.

Monica: Right! Chandler go get one of your pairs of pants!

Chandler: Did anyone ever tell you that you are a BIG meanie?

(Chandler leaves to go get some pants)

Charlie: Ross, come talk to me when your done here.

Ross: Okay, I'll come by your room. Bye.

Charlie: Bye.

Phoebe: Mike and I are gonna go have some private time.

Mike: Oh yah. Um, Hope everything works out between you guys.

Joey: When did you get here?

Mike: I've been here for like 2 days. You saw me at Ross's speech.

Joey: Oh that's who that guy was with Pheebs.

Phoebe: Yah, well anyway, Mike and I need to leave NOW.

Phoebe: Did you bring that paddle from the arcade?

Mike: Yah, right here.

Phoebe: Well come on then!

(Phoebe and Mike leave excitedly and Chandler enters with some ugly pants)

Chandler: Here you go man! (Throws the pants)

Joey: What the hell is this? Why do these pants have green and orange polka dots on them? Chandler: Monica, made me make them on our wedding anniversary. It was part of our COUPLE CRAFT TIME.

Monica: Chandler, that was supposed to be secret!

Chandler: Your just jealous cause my pants came out better you're your skirt.

Monica: Believe me Chandler, this is not something to be proud about.

Ross: Are you guys gonna leave anytime soon?

Monica: Right. Let's go.

Chandler: Fine, but next time at COUPLE CRAFT TIME, I get to choose the project.

(Chandler and Monica finally leave and Joey comes back out with the pants on)

Ross: So for what seems like the 20th time, did you sleep with Rachel?

Joey: Well what do you mean sleep with? Do you mean snuggle or sang a lullaby?

Ross: JOEY!

Joey: Yah, I did, and I'm sorry. I couldn't resist anymore.

Ross: How could you do something like this to me?!?! You know all the history I have with Rachel.

Joey: So WHAT! You guys haven't dated for like a long time! Plus what is up with you kissing Charlie about 30 minutes after she breaks up with me?

Ross: You saw that?

Joey: OF COURSE I DID! I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I'm not stupid! See I know that the capital of New York is New York City, and I also know summer comes after winter!

Ross: I'm not even gonna try.

Joey: What?

Ross: Nothing. Still kissing and having sex are two totally different things! I don't see how you could do it! Why did you have to come on to her like that!

Joey: I didn't come on to her.

Ross: Wha? What?

Joey: Yeah, that's right Ross! She came on to me this time! I said no to her at first, but I finally gave in. I love her Ross. . .

Ross: You're not the only one.

Joey: What? You love her too.

Ross: Well I DID, but after this I can't be with her ever again. I mean things are way more screwed up than ever!

Joey: Wait. Now you aren't gonna be with her cause I slept with her? O DARNIT! I ruined everything! STUPID! STUPID! (starts hitting himself with a book)

Ross: Joey, you can stop it now.

Joey: Thanks Ross. It was starting to really hurt. Listen, I love Rachel, but I know you love her more. You can't let one little mistake get in the way of you guys being together.

Ross: Yes I can! She slept with you! She doesn't care about ruining everything me and her ever had!

Joey: I don't mean to bring up bad memories, but don't you remember the time you slept with Chloe? You wanted Rachel to forgive you for that. You thought you guys could still be together then. How is this that much different besides that I'm your best friend.

Ross: I guess it's not that much different.

Joey: Exactly. Just move past it. I know I will. You're a lucky guy Ross, and I'm not going to get in the way of a love that has been there for almost 10 years. I can't compete with that. You know she has always had a place in her heart for you. Ross: You're right. Thanks Joe.

Joey: Do you forgive me?

Ross: I don't know. It's something I will never be able to accept. Listen, you're my friend, and that definitely won't change. Okay?

Joey: Okay.

Ross: Do you know where Rachel went?

Joey: Well since she took off in bed sheets, I don't think she got very far.

Ross: Okay that helps a little. Bye.

Joey: Bye. Sorry again. (Uses air quotes while saying Sorry again)

Ross: Joe, you still don't know how to use them right.

Joey: DAMNIT!

(Meanwhile back in Monica and Chandler's room)

Chandler: So what shall we do my hairy beast?

Monica: Cut it out.

Chandler: You know I'm just kidding.

(Start hearing loud bangs from one of the rooms next door)

Monica: Geez. I think Mike and Phoebe are using that paddle to much.

Chandler: No, I don't think so. Phoebe always said she wanted to spank someone with a paddle. It was one of her goals before she dies.

Monica: Okay then. A little too much information. So I was thinking we should start looking into adoption agencies.

Chandler: Already? When do you want this child?

Monica: Oh maybe in a couple weeks.

Chandler: What? We don't have any stuff for it! How are we gonna entertain it?

Monica: Will you stop referring to the child as an IT! It will most likely be a boy or girl.

Chandler: Are you sure? Because I honestly think my dad was born half man and half woman. That way he could experiment either way, and then one day he just decided he wanted to be a woman that likes men.

Monica: Your life is so sad. It makes my life look 5 thousand times better than yours.

Chandler: Yeah, I know. You haven't even heard about the toothpaste and corndog incident with my dad and the busboy when I was 11.

(Monica starts to look very pale and ill)

Chandler: Geez, it's gross, but not that gross. Sweetie. Are you okay?

(Monica pukes on the floor)

Chandler: I guess that's a no.

Monica: Sorry, I just haven't been feeling good all this week. I have puked more times than I can can't. My head is always dizzy, and my period is one week late.

Chandler: Do you think you're pregnant?

Monica: I hardly doubt so. Don't you remember the whole fighting off, uninhabitable, not strong enough lecture we got?

Chandler: Yeah, but you should take a test just to see. Doctors are sometimes wrong. When I was a kid, my doctor told me that my third nipple could never be removed. Now look at it. It's probably on some man that only had one nipple. Man, I love giving back to the community.

Monica: (laughs) Come on. Let's go get a test before I puke again.

(Ross is still looking for Rachel. He decides to go outside and sees her sitting in the sand on the beach. It's night time and no one is around) Ross: Hey.

Rachel: Hey.

*Okay I'm going to stop there. I know this chapter wasn't that funny, but I thought it should be a more serious one. So to recap, Joey did sleep with Rachel. Ross finally realizes he still loves Rachel. However, we don't know if Rachel loves him or Joey. Monica might be pregnant even though her and Chandler's chances are slim. Mike and Phoebe seem to be having a great time with their paddle. LOL! And Charlie is basically just waiting in her room for Ross. So what's going to happen? Well YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO REVIEW and wait for the next chapter. . .)