Disclaimer: Aragorn and co. belong to their creator, Tolkien.
A/N: Aragorn is my favorite character, in the book and in the movie. I just want everyone to understand that before you read this rhyme, and that I'm just teasing him. If I hated him, then I would humiliate him and then kill him off, like I did to Legolas. ^_^ Now onto the rhyme! And please excuse the title. :)
Aragorn-the-Smelly becomes Aragorn-as-Clean-as-a-Penny ?
The fellowship minus one
Decided to have some fun.
They formulated a plan
Involving a certain smelly Man.
Many an idea each had thought up,
Which to each other they all had brought up.
They decided to stick with only the best,
Afterwards chucking out all of the rest.
Their plan was to lead Aragorn down a clean path,
The first step of which was to give him a full bath.
Indeed they would find it highly daunting a task,
For decades had passed since Aragorn had taken a bath last.
Greasy described Aragorn's hair,
For grease was it covered with in many a layer.
Foul smells abound whenever he's near,
Foul enough for eyes to well up with many a tear.
This is why Aragorn was in dire need of a cleaning.
And so the fun begins, the members a-beaming and their eyes a-gleaming.
A/N: Thanks to everyone who reads this! I hope you enjoyed the first part of this poem. I know I enjoyed writing it! :) Please review. And before I go, I'd just like to say:
ARAGORN'S THE BEST!!! And elf-boy (I'm talking about oh-so-pretty Leggy, of course) STINKS!!! BWAA-HA-HA-HA!!!
