Ethan made his way to the Digital Bean, using the "slow curve" on
every chick that passed by. Yes, he liked the ladies. Especially the
awesome ladies that had awesomeness. He was on his way to meet lady Kate.
She didn't think too much, and he liked that. When they were in the land of
spaghettis, his relationship with Kate got back on track, so now they were
goin out again.
"Lady. Lady! Lady." Said Ethan, as he passed each girl. Finally, he made it to the digital bean. He sat down at a table where Kate was sitting.
"Uh! Like, what took you so long?" Said Kate, annoyingly.
"Dude, I was, like, scopin the scene."
"What does that mean?"
"You know. Scopin! Scopin! Duh."
Kate shook her head, and took a sip of her milkshake. Ethan moved his hand through his hair and looked over at a table. There was Gordo, Lizzie, and Miranda sitting there. He noticed that Lizzie and Gordo were holding hands.
"Hey, lady Kate."
"Jeez, will you stop calling me that? It's just Kate, got it?"
"Yeah, that's what I said Lady Kate. Anyway, do you see that? Gordo and Lizzie are holding hands."
"Yeah, duh. They've been like that since they got onto the plane in Rome."
"Rome?"
Ethan looked at Kate puzzled.
"God.The land of spaghetti!" Said Kate, angrily.
"Oh yeah! That place in France!"
Kate dropped her forehead into her hand. What was wrong with her? Ethan sure didn't know. Next to him, the bushes started shaking, and he looked at them. Lizzie's bro was sitting there with a camera, video taping her.
"Hey Lady Kate. Look. I think Lizzie's bro is doing a documentary on her!"
"Ethan, you can be such a brick!"
"What do you mean?"
Kate looked over at the bush, and sure enough, there was Matt, sitting there with a camera.
"Well, looks like someone is being a little nosy." Said Kate.
Ethan started touching his own nose, but Kate quickly slapped it away.
"Not you, you idiot! I'm talking about Matt."
"Matt who?"
"LIZZIE'S BROTHER!"
Ethan saw Kate cover her mouth up. He turned around and saw that Matt was looking at the two of them. Suddenly, there was a loud crackling noise coming from the small box he was holding. He saw Matt franticly shutting off his equipment, and then darting out of the Digital Bean. Ethan looked around, and for a moment, the café's inhabitants, where all looking at Matt, who was now outside the café. Ethan suddenly noticed something else that caught his eye. A squirrel was scurrying around on a tree in front of the café.
It was a cute little squirrel. Just running back and forth back and forth. Ethan wished that he could be a squirrel at least once, because they could eat all the acorns they want, they could run around naked.
"Ethan! What are you looking at now??"
Ethan snapped back into reality and looked at Kate.
"Why Lady Kate, I was just looking at the awesome squirrel dude outside."
"Well, you should be looking at me!"
"Dude, I am looking at you."
Kate dropped her head down on the table. People seemed to do that a lot when talking to Ethan, but it was beyond him, as to why they did that.
"Hey, Lady Kate, I'm gonna go say hi to the three amigos. Ok bra?"
Kate didn't lift her head, she just waved him away. He walked over to the table.
"Hey Lizzie. Hey Gordo. Hey Mariana!"
"Hey Ethan."
"So, I guess you and Gordo are, like dating now, huh?"
Lizzie smiled and looked at Gordo.
"Yeah. It's great."
Ethan looked at Gordo.
"Didn't I tell you bro? The slow curve works every time."
"Heh. Yeah, thanks Ethan."
"Well, I'm gonna go back to my fine lady Kate. By guys. My Mariana."
Ethan walked back to his table. But before he had a chance to do anything, Kate huffed out of the café.
After a few minutes, Lizzie and her group left, and Ethan noticed that their were no more hot ladies in the café. He decided to leave. As he walked to his house, he did the slow curve to just about every girl that passed by him. Yes, Ethan was all that. At, least, in his mind. As he walked home, he noticed Tudgemen. He went to say hi.
"Hey there Tudgy." Said Ethan.
"Ok, first of all, plebian, my name is Tudgemen. Larry Tudgemen. If you must verbalize my name, you shall not use such horrendous utterances, as such is Tudgy."
"Dude, I like, have no idea what you just said."
"Of course you wouldn't. Now, if you don't mind, I would like to be on my way."
Ethan watched as Tudgemen ran down the street, in his all black matrix-like trench coat. He reached down and picked up a pair of sunglasses. Tudgemen must have dropped these. Ethan would have gone after him to bring them back, but another squirrel diverted his mind. After the squirrel ran away, Ethan Craft walked back to his house.
END OF CHAPTER 4. PLEASE REVIEW! IT'S LIKE, SO AWSOME TO REVIEW, YOU KNOW?
"Lady. Lady! Lady." Said Ethan, as he passed each girl. Finally, he made it to the digital bean. He sat down at a table where Kate was sitting.
"Uh! Like, what took you so long?" Said Kate, annoyingly.
"Dude, I was, like, scopin the scene."
"What does that mean?"
"You know. Scopin! Scopin! Duh."
Kate shook her head, and took a sip of her milkshake. Ethan moved his hand through his hair and looked over at a table. There was Gordo, Lizzie, and Miranda sitting there. He noticed that Lizzie and Gordo were holding hands.
"Hey, lady Kate."
"Jeez, will you stop calling me that? It's just Kate, got it?"
"Yeah, that's what I said Lady Kate. Anyway, do you see that? Gordo and Lizzie are holding hands."
"Yeah, duh. They've been like that since they got onto the plane in Rome."
"Rome?"
Ethan looked at Kate puzzled.
"God.The land of spaghetti!" Said Kate, angrily.
"Oh yeah! That place in France!"
Kate dropped her forehead into her hand. What was wrong with her? Ethan sure didn't know. Next to him, the bushes started shaking, and he looked at them. Lizzie's bro was sitting there with a camera, video taping her.
"Hey Lady Kate. Look. I think Lizzie's bro is doing a documentary on her!"
"Ethan, you can be such a brick!"
"What do you mean?"
Kate looked over at the bush, and sure enough, there was Matt, sitting there with a camera.
"Well, looks like someone is being a little nosy." Said Kate.
Ethan started touching his own nose, but Kate quickly slapped it away.
"Not you, you idiot! I'm talking about Matt."
"Matt who?"
"LIZZIE'S BROTHER!"
Ethan saw Kate cover her mouth up. He turned around and saw that Matt was looking at the two of them. Suddenly, there was a loud crackling noise coming from the small box he was holding. He saw Matt franticly shutting off his equipment, and then darting out of the Digital Bean. Ethan looked around, and for a moment, the café's inhabitants, where all looking at Matt, who was now outside the café. Ethan suddenly noticed something else that caught his eye. A squirrel was scurrying around on a tree in front of the café.
It was a cute little squirrel. Just running back and forth back and forth. Ethan wished that he could be a squirrel at least once, because they could eat all the acorns they want, they could run around naked.
"Ethan! What are you looking at now??"
Ethan snapped back into reality and looked at Kate.
"Why Lady Kate, I was just looking at the awesome squirrel dude outside."
"Well, you should be looking at me!"
"Dude, I am looking at you."
Kate dropped her head down on the table. People seemed to do that a lot when talking to Ethan, but it was beyond him, as to why they did that.
"Hey, Lady Kate, I'm gonna go say hi to the three amigos. Ok bra?"
Kate didn't lift her head, she just waved him away. He walked over to the table.
"Hey Lizzie. Hey Gordo. Hey Mariana!"
"Hey Ethan."
"So, I guess you and Gordo are, like dating now, huh?"
Lizzie smiled and looked at Gordo.
"Yeah. It's great."
Ethan looked at Gordo.
"Didn't I tell you bro? The slow curve works every time."
"Heh. Yeah, thanks Ethan."
"Well, I'm gonna go back to my fine lady Kate. By guys. My Mariana."
Ethan walked back to his table. But before he had a chance to do anything, Kate huffed out of the café.
After a few minutes, Lizzie and her group left, and Ethan noticed that their were no more hot ladies in the café. He decided to leave. As he walked to his house, he did the slow curve to just about every girl that passed by him. Yes, Ethan was all that. At, least, in his mind. As he walked home, he noticed Tudgemen. He went to say hi.
"Hey there Tudgy." Said Ethan.
"Ok, first of all, plebian, my name is Tudgemen. Larry Tudgemen. If you must verbalize my name, you shall not use such horrendous utterances, as such is Tudgy."
"Dude, I like, have no idea what you just said."
"Of course you wouldn't. Now, if you don't mind, I would like to be on my way."
Ethan watched as Tudgemen ran down the street, in his all black matrix-like trench coat. He reached down and picked up a pair of sunglasses. Tudgemen must have dropped these. Ethan would have gone after him to bring them back, but another squirrel diverted his mind. After the squirrel ran away, Ethan Craft walked back to his house.
END OF CHAPTER 4. PLEASE REVIEW! IT'S LIKE, SO AWSOME TO REVIEW, YOU KNOW?
