When Ethan walked into his house, the phone ringing startled him.
"Hello?"
"Ethan!"
"Oh, hey Lady Kate. Sup?"
"Come over to my house right now! I've got something to show you!"
Ethan nodded a yes, and waited for Kate to respond.
"Your nodding aren't you"
Ethan nodded again.
"YOU CAN'T HEAR A NOD!"
There was a click, and then a dial tone. Ethan sat listening to the dial tone for a few seconds, and then he hung up.
"Now, let's see. Where does fine Lady Kate live?"
Ethan left, and after about an hour, he found Kate's house.
"Whoa Lady Kate, I didn't know you lived right next door to me!"
"Oh my god, I have lived there as long as you've lived in your house!"
"I don't live in your house."
"What? Ugh. Never mind, just come in and look at this."
Ethan followed Kate into her house, and she opened up a drawer that was in front of a window. She held up an object, and started talking. Ethan would have known what she was talking about, if he hadn't of noticed the squirrel outside the window. The squirrel looked at Ethan, and waved the acorn around, almost taunting him.
"Hey! I will get an acorn one day! And then you will be sorry!" Yelled Ethan, to the squirrel.
"What are you talking about now?"
"That squirrel was being mean!"
"What squirrel? WHERE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO A THING I SAID?"
"Yeah. Of course."
Ethan stood there looking at Kate for a minute.
"Well, actually no."
"What I have to put up with."
Ethan looked at Lady Kate with a puzzled look.
"Well, I'm not explaining it to you again! I'll just say that Lizzie will be sorry."
"Sorry for what?"
"Sorry, she was ever born."
Ethan again looked at Kate puzzled.
"On to other matters Ethan. Are you ready for the dance on Friday?"
"There's a dance on Friday? Awesome!"
"Uh! You've known about it for like, ever!"
"I didn't know about a dance."
Kate pulled something out of Ethan's pocket.
"Look! You've got the invite right here!"
"Like, the invite to what?"
"The dance!"
"What dance?"
"The dance on Friday!"
"There's a dance on Friday? Man, I hope I was invited."
"YOU ARE INVITED! HERE IS THE INVITATION RIGHT HERE!"
"Cool an invitation. What's it for?"
"FOR THE DANCE ON FRIDAY!!!!"
"There's a dance on Friday? Awesome, I hope I was invited."
Kate yelled in frustrations and shoved the invitation back into his pocket.
"Ugh. Look, just go home and your parents will explain it to you!"
Ethan got shoved out of Kate's house, and he put his hands in his pockets as he walked home. He felt a piece of paper and pulled it out. He read it.
"Hey, I've got an invitation to a dance on Friday! Why didn't anybody tell me about this dance?"
Ethan walked to his door, and he looked up. On the roof, was a squirrel. An acorn he was holding dropped and landed in Ethan's hand. The squirrel jumped down to retrieve it. It grabbed the acorn and jumped away. Ethan put the invitation back into his pocket and went back inside.
What a cool squirrel. That squirrel had so much awesomeness. If he had a pet squirrel, than that would be awesome, because Ethan was awesome. And awesome people should have awesome pets. But what if that was the squirrel that taunted him earlier? Oh, that was not nice. Suddenly he felt a piece of paper in his pocket. He picked it up and read it.
"Cool! An invitation to a dance on Friday. Man, I can't believe I didn't know about this until now.
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"Hello?"
"Ethan!"
"Oh, hey Lady Kate. Sup?"
"Come over to my house right now! I've got something to show you!"
Ethan nodded a yes, and waited for Kate to respond.
"Your nodding aren't you"
Ethan nodded again.
"YOU CAN'T HEAR A NOD!"
There was a click, and then a dial tone. Ethan sat listening to the dial tone for a few seconds, and then he hung up.
"Now, let's see. Where does fine Lady Kate live?"
Ethan left, and after about an hour, he found Kate's house.
"Whoa Lady Kate, I didn't know you lived right next door to me!"
"Oh my god, I have lived there as long as you've lived in your house!"
"I don't live in your house."
"What? Ugh. Never mind, just come in and look at this."
Ethan followed Kate into her house, and she opened up a drawer that was in front of a window. She held up an object, and started talking. Ethan would have known what she was talking about, if he hadn't of noticed the squirrel outside the window. The squirrel looked at Ethan, and waved the acorn around, almost taunting him.
"Hey! I will get an acorn one day! And then you will be sorry!" Yelled Ethan, to the squirrel.
"What are you talking about now?"
"That squirrel was being mean!"
"What squirrel? WHERE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO A THING I SAID?"
"Yeah. Of course."
Ethan stood there looking at Kate for a minute.
"Well, actually no."
"What I have to put up with."
Ethan looked at Lady Kate with a puzzled look.
"Well, I'm not explaining it to you again! I'll just say that Lizzie will be sorry."
"Sorry for what?"
"Sorry, she was ever born."
Ethan again looked at Kate puzzled.
"On to other matters Ethan. Are you ready for the dance on Friday?"
"There's a dance on Friday? Awesome!"
"Uh! You've known about it for like, ever!"
"I didn't know about a dance."
Kate pulled something out of Ethan's pocket.
"Look! You've got the invite right here!"
"Like, the invite to what?"
"The dance!"
"What dance?"
"The dance on Friday!"
"There's a dance on Friday? Man, I hope I was invited."
"YOU ARE INVITED! HERE IS THE INVITATION RIGHT HERE!"
"Cool an invitation. What's it for?"
"FOR THE DANCE ON FRIDAY!!!!"
"There's a dance on Friday? Awesome, I hope I was invited."
Kate yelled in frustrations and shoved the invitation back into his pocket.
"Ugh. Look, just go home and your parents will explain it to you!"
Ethan got shoved out of Kate's house, and he put his hands in his pockets as he walked home. He felt a piece of paper and pulled it out. He read it.
"Hey, I've got an invitation to a dance on Friday! Why didn't anybody tell me about this dance?"
Ethan walked to his door, and he looked up. On the roof, was a squirrel. An acorn he was holding dropped and landed in Ethan's hand. The squirrel jumped down to retrieve it. It grabbed the acorn and jumped away. Ethan put the invitation back into his pocket and went back inside.
What a cool squirrel. That squirrel had so much awesomeness. If he had a pet squirrel, than that would be awesome, because Ethan was awesome. And awesome people should have awesome pets. But what if that was the squirrel that taunted him earlier? Oh, that was not nice. Suddenly he felt a piece of paper in his pocket. He picked it up and read it.
"Cool! An invitation to a dance on Friday. Man, I can't believe I didn't know about this until now.
END OF CHAPTER 5! PLEASE REVIEW! DOING SO WILL HELP SOLVE WORLD HUNGER!!
