Just When ... Blah Blah you already know
CHAPTER 2
A/N: Ok, back to the girls. . . Last we knew, Britney had just barged out off the bathroom stall.
Legolas: Who are you?
A/N: Where'd you come from?
Legolas: I'm not quite positive. . .
A/N: I control your fate.
Legolas: That's rubbish! What have you done with Frodo!?
A/N: Ok, time to go back into your little world, cutie.
Legolas: ?
A/N: But, you have to say this ~grabs chin and moves his jaw to mouth words~
Legolas: CrazyGurL does not own LOTR!
~Legolas disappears~
A/N: ~sigh~ Anyway back to the story.
Everyone stared at Britney, not quite sure what to say. "We're glad to hear!" Whitney broke in, nodding her head in sarcastic approval. Britney shot a venomous glare. Katie ventured into the tension, "Uh, just so you guys know, the bathroom has landed." All the girls rushed to the doors, forcing them to swing open loudly.
Legolas shook his head trying to concentrate on the odd doorway before him. Creeping slowly, he - BANG - A mob of strangely dressed girls burst out the door and gawked at him.
Alisha, Haley, and Ashley all had hearts in their eyes, "Legolas!!!"
Whitney, "Drunk elf!" Britney's eyebrows perk up. She rudely shoved aside Whitney and Katie and strutted towards the dazed and confused hottie before her. Terror gleamed in his eyes. "Hey there. . . Sexy." Britney cooed seductively. Legolas wasn't quite familiar with this strange woman's slang. "Hello. . . ?" Britney scowled down at the three love blinded girls wrapped around his boots. Hearts vibrated around them. Like Anime! "Um, I like the pink bathroom more than this." Mumbled Whitney, who casually strided towards the doors once again. Just as she reached for the handle, the door swung open and hit her in the face. "&%*^$*!!" Whitney screamed. Who should be standing there but. . . Aaron Carter!?!? "What?! You idiot!" Whitney hit him on the head with her CD player. She paused and looked up at him. "You made it skip!"
Everyone twirled around to see what was going on. "Hey, what were you doing in there?!" Yelled Katie. All eyes turned on him, who was still slightly stupefied by Whitney's blow. "I uhh. . . needed ta . . . um. . ." he glanced behind him into the restroom and drunkenly said, "Tampax!" He looked satisfied with his response for a moment, then frowned after he rethought what had just happened. After an awkward moment of silence, Ashley and Haley jumped up screaming. "AARON!!!" They quickly unleashed dumbfounded Legolas and were all over Mr. Carter. Aaron smiled, pleased with himself. "Well," he said matter-of-factly, "You just can't beat the best!"
"Follow me." Katie demanded Aaron. Anxious for what was in store for him, he didn't resist much when she grabbed him by the arm and dragged him into the bathroom. "So, baby. . ." he said, in the same tone that Britney used with Legolas. - SLAP- "Sorry buddy, but your going home!" Katie shoved his head in a toilet and flushed him away. And he was gone. The cheerleaders stood for a moment in silence, then burst into tears. "WAAAHHH!!!"
Whitney burst out laughing. "You flushed the mini Gaystreet Boy down the CRAPPER!!! WAHAHAHAH!!!" Britney rolled her eyes near by. Everyone remained silent. . . Especially when a deep drunken yelling became gradually more clear. . . Everyone looked around. Legolas looked up for a moment, smiled stupidly, then passed out on the ground. Britney looked blankly ahead, lip curled in irritance and confusion, listening intently to the blubbering bellow from nowhere. - BAM - A fat Gimli fell out of the sky and squashed Britney straight into the ground like a wooden stake.
Gimli: Mmmm... Steak...
A/N: Shut up! You're not supposed to say anything!! AHHH!! You've ruined it!!!
~beats fat dwarf with keyboard~
Ahem. . . So, where was I? Oh, yes, well, then there was suddenly - oh wait, that's right, I'm ending the chapter! How did Gimli get in the sky? And what happens next to our time warped crew? Haahahaha! R&R! Tell me if I should update! ^_~
CHAPTER 2
A/N: Ok, back to the girls. . . Last we knew, Britney had just barged out off the bathroom stall.
Legolas: Who are you?
A/N: Where'd you come from?
Legolas: I'm not quite positive. . .
A/N: I control your fate.
Legolas: That's rubbish! What have you done with Frodo!?
A/N: Ok, time to go back into your little world, cutie.
Legolas: ?
A/N: But, you have to say this ~grabs chin and moves his jaw to mouth words~
Legolas: CrazyGurL does not own LOTR!
~Legolas disappears~
A/N: ~sigh~ Anyway back to the story.
Everyone stared at Britney, not quite sure what to say. "We're glad to hear!" Whitney broke in, nodding her head in sarcastic approval. Britney shot a venomous glare. Katie ventured into the tension, "Uh, just so you guys know, the bathroom has landed." All the girls rushed to the doors, forcing them to swing open loudly.
Legolas shook his head trying to concentrate on the odd doorway before him. Creeping slowly, he - BANG - A mob of strangely dressed girls burst out the door and gawked at him.
Alisha, Haley, and Ashley all had hearts in their eyes, "Legolas!!!"
Whitney, "Drunk elf!" Britney's eyebrows perk up. She rudely shoved aside Whitney and Katie and strutted towards the dazed and confused hottie before her. Terror gleamed in his eyes. "Hey there. . . Sexy." Britney cooed seductively. Legolas wasn't quite familiar with this strange woman's slang. "Hello. . . ?" Britney scowled down at the three love blinded girls wrapped around his boots. Hearts vibrated around them. Like Anime! "Um, I like the pink bathroom more than this." Mumbled Whitney, who casually strided towards the doors once again. Just as she reached for the handle, the door swung open and hit her in the face. "&%*^$*!!" Whitney screamed. Who should be standing there but. . . Aaron Carter!?!? "What?! You idiot!" Whitney hit him on the head with her CD player. She paused and looked up at him. "You made it skip!"
Everyone twirled around to see what was going on. "Hey, what were you doing in there?!" Yelled Katie. All eyes turned on him, who was still slightly stupefied by Whitney's blow. "I uhh. . . needed ta . . . um. . ." he glanced behind him into the restroom and drunkenly said, "Tampax!" He looked satisfied with his response for a moment, then frowned after he rethought what had just happened. After an awkward moment of silence, Ashley and Haley jumped up screaming. "AARON!!!" They quickly unleashed dumbfounded Legolas and were all over Mr. Carter. Aaron smiled, pleased with himself. "Well," he said matter-of-factly, "You just can't beat the best!"
"Follow me." Katie demanded Aaron. Anxious for what was in store for him, he didn't resist much when she grabbed him by the arm and dragged him into the bathroom. "So, baby. . ." he said, in the same tone that Britney used with Legolas. - SLAP- "Sorry buddy, but your going home!" Katie shoved his head in a toilet and flushed him away. And he was gone. The cheerleaders stood for a moment in silence, then burst into tears. "WAAAHHH!!!"
Whitney burst out laughing. "You flushed the mini Gaystreet Boy down the CRAPPER!!! WAHAHAHAH!!!" Britney rolled her eyes near by. Everyone remained silent. . . Especially when a deep drunken yelling became gradually more clear. . . Everyone looked around. Legolas looked up for a moment, smiled stupidly, then passed out on the ground. Britney looked blankly ahead, lip curled in irritance and confusion, listening intently to the blubbering bellow from nowhere. - BAM - A fat Gimli fell out of the sky and squashed Britney straight into the ground like a wooden stake.
Gimli: Mmmm... Steak...
A/N: Shut up! You're not supposed to say anything!! AHHH!! You've ruined it!!!
~beats fat dwarf with keyboard~
Ahem. . . So, where was I? Oh, yes, well, then there was suddenly - oh wait, that's right, I'm ending the chapter! How did Gimli get in the sky? And what happens next to our time warped crew? Haahahaha! R&R! Tell me if I should update! ^_~
