Narrator: And so, the hobbits arrived at Rivendell. There, Frodo's nasty cut was mended, and the grey make-up removed from his face with some nice clean moisturising cream. The beautician skill of the elves was not to be questioned, and he came to dinner the next day looking like a completely new hobbit. Sam, merry and Pippin all ate with him, and they had a joyous feast with the elves. Shortly after dinner, the gathered crowd moved to the hall of fire, where poetry and songs could begin.
Bilbo walks up to Aragorn, who is seen looking through the curtains at Arwen. The elves within the hall are celebrating their guest's recovery.
Bilbo: [To Aragorn] 'Evening, squire!
Aragorn: [stiffly] Good evening, Bilbo.
Bilbo: Ah, the lady Arwen… is she uh... is she a goer, eh? Know whatamean, know whatamean, nudge nudge, know whatamean, say no more?
Aragorn: Bilbo, what are you talking about?
Bilbo: Your uh, your elf-friend, does she, go eh? Does she go?
Aragorn: [flustered] Well, she sometimes 'goes', yes.
Bilbo: Aaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, know whatamean, nudge nudge?
Aragorn: [confused] I'm afraid I don't quite follow you…
Bilbo: Follow me. Follow me, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
Aragorn: Bilbo, my dear hobbit, I think you may have gone insane.
Bilbo: Is uh, your elf-friend, is she a sport, ay?
Aragorn: Um, she likes sport, yes.
Bilbo: I bet she does, I bet she does!
Aragorn: As a matter of fact she's very fond of croquet. (sp?)
Bilbo: 'Oo isn't? Likes games eh? Knew she would. She's been around a bit, eh? She's been around?
Aragorn: Yes she has travelled, she's from Lórien.
Bilbo: SAY NO MORE!! Lórien, saynomore saynomore saynomore squire!
Aragorn: I wasn't going to!
Bilbo: Oh, [leeringly] Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohohoho, ay?
Aragorn: Look, are you insinuating something?
Bilbo: Oh no, no, no, no … yes
Aragorn: Well?
Bilbo: Well, you're a man of the world, Dúnedain.
Aragorn: yes…
Bilbo: I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've uh… You've done 'it'…
Aragorn: What do you mean?
Bilbo: Well, I mean like, you've SLEPT, with a lady…
Aragorn: Yes…
Bilbo: What's it like?