The alarm clock inside Tudgemen's room went off, and he leaped out of
bed. He pushed the button to turn off his alarm. He stood in a fighters
stance, but didn't look very intimidating, as he was just wearing a white
shirt, and boxers. He kept his body still, but turned his head toward the
bathroom. He looked the other way, then looked back to the door again. He
nodded his head, and bent down, in a position that many people take before
running a marathon. He dashed toward the bathroom. He leaped over a
mountain of cloths, and seemed to be suspended in the air as he went over
the mountain of shirts and pants. He landed, and leaned up against the
wall. He put his middle and index finger up to his ear, as if talking into
a headset.
"The washroom facility is right ahead of my sir. Shall I proceed?" Said Tudgemen to himself.
He changed his voice to sound more like a gruff, important man.
"Yes Larry. But, enter with caution." He said in the gruff voice.
Tudgemen quickly put his arms down and dashed to the bathroom. He slid inside, and looked around sharply. He shut the door, and locked it. He squinted his eyes, and they started to dart around the room. He went into the cabinet and pulled out a toothbrush. He put the paste onto it, and then held it into the air.
"WITH THIS SACRED ITEM, MY TEETH WILL BE CLEAN!" He yelled.
After brushing his teeth, and got dressed. Going into his closet, the only thing he had, was slight variations in the same clothing. Black pants, with a black trench coat, which resembled the ones worn in the matrix. He put it on, then slipped on his sunglasses. He marched out of his room, and slid down the stairs, hitting the ground perfectly on two feet. Tudgemen heard his mom calling him, and he quickly turn his head toward the kitchen.
"This is Tudgemen! I am leaving the premises!" Said Tudgemen.
"Have fun." His mom called.
He winced, at how incredibly non-heroic that sounded.
Tudgemen walked outside and noticed many squirrels were in the trees all staring at him. They all also had an acorn in their hands. Tudgemen was well aware that these animals were much smarter than the average Joe cared to think, and on his way to realizing this, had made enemies with these creatures. He slowly walked past them, when suddenly, he heard the an acorn start to fly past him. A fast paced techno song played in his head. In slow matrix like action, he turn around, and moved his head to the left. And acorn moved past his head, ripples following close behind it. As soon as the acorn past his head, the speed went back to normal.
He looked angrily at the tiny creatures, as they all held up their acorns. The squirrels started chucking their acorns at Tudgemen, and again, everything moved in slow motion. He ghostly images of himself seemed to appear, as he moved at light speed, avoiding each acorn. He leaped up into the tree, and kicked on of the rodents across a branch. The other squirrels looked angrily at him, and they all jumped toward him. Tudgemen held up his hand, and the animals suddenly stopped in mid air, right in front of his open palm. Tudgemen sent the squirrels flying out of the tree. He jumped down on to the ground, and the everything went back go normal.
He cracked his knuckles, and made his way down the street. He passed by many people, all of them looking at him as if he was the biggest freak in the world. But that didn't matter. He didn't care that he looked different in everybody's eyes. His view of the world was often much different than anyone else's. He didn't see the world as the normal, boring existence that everyone else saw. He saw action. He saw crazy sci-fi like possibilities. Had anyone else figured out that squirrels were so smart? No. And he planned to keep it that way.
Tudgemen passed by the Digital Bean, and saw Lizzie and Gordo holding hands. Come to think of it, he hadn't seen the two of them, since the last day of school. He had an "about time" face as he saw this, then walked off.
He later came back toward the Digital Bean and walked past it again. He looked up at a tree, and saw a squirrel, carrying a barrage of acorns. The animal started throwing them at Tudgemen, and he started running. Suddenly, when he turned his head, he saw that he was running toward Kate. Building up too much momentum to stop, he ran into her.
"Ow! Watch where you're going you idiot!" Yelled Kate.
"Sorry Kate, I was just-"
"You were just, not caring about who was above you, you lowly worm."
Kate pushed Tudgemen out of the way, and he was lucky that he didn't fall backwards. He watched as Kate strutted away. If she wasn't so evil, she would be more attractive. That's what Tudgemen always thought anyway. He looked back, and saw that the squirrel was holding more acorns, this time however, there were other squirrels seemed to be surrounding him. He didn't think twice. To avoid the barrage of acorns that were headed his way, he dashed away from them. As he was running, he spotted Ethan walk toward him. Oh great. A moving brick wall.
"Hey there Tudgy." Said Ethan.
"Ok, first of all, plebian, my name is Tudgemen. Larry Tudgemen. If you must verbalize my name, you shall not use such horrendous utterances, as such is Tudgy."
"Dude, I like, have no idea what you just said."
"Of course you wouldn't. Now, if you don't mind, I would like to be on my way."
Tudgemen ran down the street away from Ethan. He hated talking to him. It was pointless. As if running into those two weren't enough, His averted mind stopped him from seeing the three guys he had just slammed into.
"HEY! WATCH WERE YOUR GOIN YOU FREAK!" Yelled one man.
Tudgemen stood up and saw two men run off, while the other one sat on the ground, trying to scoop up a bunch of money that had fallen out a bag. Before Tudgemen could do anything though, a few cops ran up to him, and held him down. They arrested him, and one of the cops went over to Tudgemen.
"We don't know where you came from matrix looking person. But thanks for stopping this man."
"Uh.sure thing." Tudgemen said, confused.
They took them away, and Tudgemen stood there looking a little bewildered.
After enough excitement, he went home. And went to bed.
END OF CHAPTER 10. PLEASE REVIEW!!! KEY CHAINS ALL AROUND THE WORLD WILL REJOICE IF YOU DO!!
"The washroom facility is right ahead of my sir. Shall I proceed?" Said Tudgemen to himself.
He changed his voice to sound more like a gruff, important man.
"Yes Larry. But, enter with caution." He said in the gruff voice.
Tudgemen quickly put his arms down and dashed to the bathroom. He slid inside, and looked around sharply. He shut the door, and locked it. He squinted his eyes, and they started to dart around the room. He went into the cabinet and pulled out a toothbrush. He put the paste onto it, and then held it into the air.
"WITH THIS SACRED ITEM, MY TEETH WILL BE CLEAN!" He yelled.
After brushing his teeth, and got dressed. Going into his closet, the only thing he had, was slight variations in the same clothing. Black pants, with a black trench coat, which resembled the ones worn in the matrix. He put it on, then slipped on his sunglasses. He marched out of his room, and slid down the stairs, hitting the ground perfectly on two feet. Tudgemen heard his mom calling him, and he quickly turn his head toward the kitchen.
"This is Tudgemen! I am leaving the premises!" Said Tudgemen.
"Have fun." His mom called.
He winced, at how incredibly non-heroic that sounded.
Tudgemen walked outside and noticed many squirrels were in the trees all staring at him. They all also had an acorn in their hands. Tudgemen was well aware that these animals were much smarter than the average Joe cared to think, and on his way to realizing this, had made enemies with these creatures. He slowly walked past them, when suddenly, he heard the an acorn start to fly past him. A fast paced techno song played in his head. In slow matrix like action, he turn around, and moved his head to the left. And acorn moved past his head, ripples following close behind it. As soon as the acorn past his head, the speed went back to normal.
He looked angrily at the tiny creatures, as they all held up their acorns. The squirrels started chucking their acorns at Tudgemen, and again, everything moved in slow motion. He ghostly images of himself seemed to appear, as he moved at light speed, avoiding each acorn. He leaped up into the tree, and kicked on of the rodents across a branch. The other squirrels looked angrily at him, and they all jumped toward him. Tudgemen held up his hand, and the animals suddenly stopped in mid air, right in front of his open palm. Tudgemen sent the squirrels flying out of the tree. He jumped down on to the ground, and the everything went back go normal.
He cracked his knuckles, and made his way down the street. He passed by many people, all of them looking at him as if he was the biggest freak in the world. But that didn't matter. He didn't care that he looked different in everybody's eyes. His view of the world was often much different than anyone else's. He didn't see the world as the normal, boring existence that everyone else saw. He saw action. He saw crazy sci-fi like possibilities. Had anyone else figured out that squirrels were so smart? No. And he planned to keep it that way.
Tudgemen passed by the Digital Bean, and saw Lizzie and Gordo holding hands. Come to think of it, he hadn't seen the two of them, since the last day of school. He had an "about time" face as he saw this, then walked off.
He later came back toward the Digital Bean and walked past it again. He looked up at a tree, and saw a squirrel, carrying a barrage of acorns. The animal started throwing them at Tudgemen, and he started running. Suddenly, when he turned his head, he saw that he was running toward Kate. Building up too much momentum to stop, he ran into her.
"Ow! Watch where you're going you idiot!" Yelled Kate.
"Sorry Kate, I was just-"
"You were just, not caring about who was above you, you lowly worm."
Kate pushed Tudgemen out of the way, and he was lucky that he didn't fall backwards. He watched as Kate strutted away. If she wasn't so evil, she would be more attractive. That's what Tudgemen always thought anyway. He looked back, and saw that the squirrel was holding more acorns, this time however, there were other squirrels seemed to be surrounding him. He didn't think twice. To avoid the barrage of acorns that were headed his way, he dashed away from them. As he was running, he spotted Ethan walk toward him. Oh great. A moving brick wall.
"Hey there Tudgy." Said Ethan.
"Ok, first of all, plebian, my name is Tudgemen. Larry Tudgemen. If you must verbalize my name, you shall not use such horrendous utterances, as such is Tudgy."
"Dude, I like, have no idea what you just said."
"Of course you wouldn't. Now, if you don't mind, I would like to be on my way."
Tudgemen ran down the street away from Ethan. He hated talking to him. It was pointless. As if running into those two weren't enough, His averted mind stopped him from seeing the three guys he had just slammed into.
"HEY! WATCH WERE YOUR GOIN YOU FREAK!" Yelled one man.
Tudgemen stood up and saw two men run off, while the other one sat on the ground, trying to scoop up a bunch of money that had fallen out a bag. Before Tudgemen could do anything though, a few cops ran up to him, and held him down. They arrested him, and one of the cops went over to Tudgemen.
"We don't know where you came from matrix looking person. But thanks for stopping this man."
"Uh.sure thing." Tudgemen said, confused.
They took them away, and Tudgemen stood there looking a little bewildered.
After enough excitement, he went home. And went to bed.
END OF CHAPTER 10. PLEASE REVIEW!!! KEY CHAINS ALL AROUND THE WORLD WILL REJOICE IF YOU DO!!
