Disclaimer: All Saiyuki characters belong Kazuya Minekura-san. As I've said before, I only own the characters with weird name. Now aren't I being annoying for always saying the same phrases.

Author's note: Sorry for the long update, I've been busy with all my school projects. Well, I hope you're going to enjoy this chapter. You'll be able figure out what are the subjects that Sanzo, Gojyo and Hakkai are teaching and as for Goku, this is how he acts as a student. Bad example Goku! Anyway, enough of my trash-talk and let's begin the with the chapter title!

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My Teachers are Demons!? ~Stupid Teachers ~

            Arashii opened her eyes slowly and got out of bed, followed by a light yawn. She stretched herself as she walked over to the bathroom with was located in her room. After she was done refreshing up herself, she got dress for school and made sure that her uniform wasn't revealing like the other girls in her class. If it wasn't, the student council's principle would suspend her for a week but even if he did that, she wouldn't mind because Arashii had always hated going to school.

Arashii brushed her long, straight and blackish brown hair and tied it up so it wouldn't cover her face while she was doing her work in school. Before she was about to walk out of her room to wake up the sleepy and lazy Saiyuki boys, she walked to her room window and stared at her town. Noticing how glad she would be if her parents were still alive and living with her in her apartment.

Arashii sighed lightly. Nothing can bring them back now. Even if I try my hardest to wish for  their lives, I wouldn't be able to do so. God is fair and he gives everyone a chance to live and die. As for my parents, their time has pass and time can never turn around or change what has happened. Now that I'm living with a bunch of guys I don't think I'll have to worry about living alone. Being kept in a cage like a mouse, all alone can never reveal the sun's rays to your unseen face. But do I really want to be shined with the sun's rays?

"I don't care," said Arashii softly. She opened her room door and was surprise to find the Sanzo's party sleeping on the floor like a bunch of farm animals. Goku was on the floor with Gojyo by the side. Hakkai was sleeping on the sofa with a tiny white dragon on his stomach. Sanzo, well, was sleeping and sitting on the chair at the same time. Arashii couldn't believe it, they didn't wake her up to get extra futons for them at all.

Before she thought ill of them, she thought of something thoughtful. "Could it be? Could it be that they didn't want to wake me up after having such a bad time at that restaurant last night? Is that it? Are they that thoughtful or are they just use to sleeping on the floor with weird positions?" Arashii decided to quit thinking and wake them up for school so they wouldn't be late.

A thought for the morning is what I'm used to. Walking to school alone is another but driving to school with my new teachers and student is a far more different subject. Though I prefer walking. Sitting in Hakkai's interesting jeep may be one of the most amazing treat that has ever happened to me.

"Arashii-san, do you mind telling the direction to the school? If you don't mind that is," asked Hakkai, steering Hakuryu while looking behind the backseat.

Arashii looked puzzled. "Didn't you reach the school without me as your guidance yesterday?" asked Arashii wondering why was Hakkai able to get to the school yesterday without her with them at all.

" Ano, that's because we came from different directions. I don't think I know how to drive to your school by this way. So, please tell me if you don't mind?" said Hakkai with a smile and a sweat dropped.

As Arashii directed Hakkai to the school. Goku was complaining as usual. " Naa, Sanzo. Can't we get something to eat? I'm starting to feel hungry," complained the little saru with an empty stomach. " I need food to live,"

" Urusai, baka saru!!! You just ate breakfast a few minutes ago. Just shut up, wear your uniform properly and stop complaining as if you're a child who still needs his mother at the age of 18!" yelled  Sanzo in a casual clothing.

" What do you think? The baka saru is a child who still needs his mother at the age of 18. He even has to depend on you so much, corrupted monk, that you're just like his mother," teased Gojyo, also in a causal outfit.

"What did you say? Kono ero kappa!!!" shouted Goku, itching from the cloth of his uniform.

Sanzo glared at Gojyo. " Shinu ka?" he asked and would've taken out his gun if Oluga-san, the kuso baba as Sanzo calls her, didn't confiscated it from him. Looking like an adult playing with a toy-gun, which was actually real one, made the aging female teacher fed up with the childish personality of Sanzo but he was actually a cold and mature type of person. Too bad Oluga-san hasn't seen Sanzo's temper before.

"Ara? If I drive at this speed, all of us are going to be late for school. I mean Goku and Arashii-san are going to be late for school and classes," Hakkai said with sarcasm. "So please hold on tight everyone, I'm going to go at a high speed," he warned before he stepped on the gas. And when he did, Goku and Gojyo looked as if they were about to be thrown out of Hakuryu. As for Sanzo and Arashii, they sat as normal than ever.

            At last, they reached Kinogawa High School without any accidents and time to spare. Arashii flipped her fringe away from her eyes and let out a soft phew. She was glad that she was still alive after experiencing how fast Hakkai drove to the school so that they wouldn't be late for any classes. Darn it that was a close call, I'm glad that I'm alive after Hakkai drove like a demon on wheels. Goku and Gojyo seem to be carsick after that experience and Sanzo is as sulky as ever. I really don't mind at all. At least this is better than the time Kazuma-san brought me to school with his bicycle. I guess I'll have to go through and get use to this now that I'm going to have to live and put up with them.

            Arashii and Goku ran upstairs  their classroom, which was located on the third floor of the school. When they reached their classroom, Arashii walked inside, like she usual did but Goku ran inside the classroom just  like a child on his first day. His eyes sparkled as he looked inside the classroom that was surrounded with students, charts and many other objects that you are able to find in a classroom.

Being with Goku, his childishness and saru-like personality just made Arashii felt as if she was bringing her child to school. Having to look after him at all times was going to be a big pain for her. Being mature at a young age, Arashii never knew how was it like to be childish. She had always acted as one of the adults after the death of her parents.

" Do you mind?" asked Arashii, holding Goku's collar as if he was her pet. She couldn't stand the fact that Goku was embarrassing himself in front of all his classmates. Some of them snickered. Some of them just laughed it out loud. " You're acting like a child on his first day of school when you're already 18 years old," she said to him, eye-to-eye and expressionless.

Goku frowned with puffed up cheeks. " But, I am a child and this is my first day in school," he told her. Though Goku had a very good reply, which was true, Arashii still couldn't understand him. " Anyway, where do I sit?" asked Goku after he was done being unhappy.

 " Is it here?" he asked and ran over to a table by some boys who soon stared at Goku with pissed off looks. Goku sweat dropped and inched away from the boys, when he was finally away from those boys. He ran over to some girls who were busy gossiping. "Hey, can I sit here?" he asked as he pointed at a blank table. The girls grinned evilly and surrounded Goku as if he was a brand new shoe in a shoe-sale.

"Sure you can sit here, you cutie pie," said one of the girls.

" I'm so going to make you mine," said another one of the girls. That phrase gave Goku the chills down the spine. He was about to inch away from them when the girl behind him pushed him back into the center of them. " Let's get him, girls!!!" she said and all of the girls were about to put their hands on the helpless saru.

Before they did anything to Goku, Arashii, again, grabbed him by the collar and saved him from the girls who were about to stripped him. "Sorry girls, I don't think he's ready to act as a stripper," teased Arashii with Goku's collar in her delicate hands. Some of the girls were cursing Arashii and one of them showed her their middle finger. Arashii noticed that and glared at her with her violet-coloured demon-like eyes. Soon, the girl let down her finger and moved away from Arashii, who scared the hell out of her.

Arashii stopped glaring at her classmate and turned to Goku. " What do you thin you were doing when you were with those hentai girls?" asked Arashii as she let Goku's collar go. " You could've asked me where your seat is, instead of those girls," she told Goku.

Goku arranged his collar properly and looked at Arashii's expressionless face. " I did ask you but I don't think you heard me. Anyway, are girls really hentai? The only hentai I know is Gojyo,"

 Arashii just let out a short sigh. Goku could actually be a comedian if I had any emotions or expressions at all, I would've been laughing now but still… … … where have I hidden all my expressions? What happened to them? Did I sold them to someone or did that someone stole it away from me? Could it even be… … …

" Okay, class! Get back to your seats and take at your English textbooks! I'm Hakkai and I'll be teaching everyone this subject and maybe another subject after the principle gives me to correct information on the subjects that I'll be teaching,"

Arashii's eyes widen, she couldn't believe that Hakkai was going to be her English teacher from now on. Masaka? He's really going to teach us English from now on? Is his English good at all? It's really going to be embarrassing for him if he makes a mistake as a teacher. All of my classmates have always been teasing the teachers, who make mistakes. Hakkai, please don't try to embarrass yourself.

Goku jumped up and down from his seat and started waving to Hakkai like he hasn't seen Hakkai for almost 8 years. " Hakkai!!! Here! Here! It's me Goku!!!" cheered Goku happily as all his classmate's eyes turn to him and was followed with a burst of laughter.

Hakkai smiled at Goku and waved back. " Okay everyone, let's turn to page 45 and read the synopsis for the legendary tale of 'Journey to the Western' . Then, we'll be doing the exercise for it. Okay, do your best everyone!!!"

Before Hakkai could continue, he flipped the page of his English textbook and felt a little nervous. It seems that he didn't really understand English that much but still he tried his hardest to understand it.

After a few times of saying the wrong languages, words and pronunciations during the lesson, most of the students were already fooling around and sleeping. Hakkai smiled during the whole lesson even though he knew how noisy the class was. Goku was busy snacking on some snacks secretly without Hakkai noticing. As for Arashii, she was the only one paying attention to Hakkai though his teaching wasn't really good.

At last, it was the time for a break. All the students ran out of their classes as if they were a bunch of animals that were just released from the zoo. After having pure humiliation, Hakkai decided to stay in the teachers lounge alone and take a short break. Arashii and Goku were walking together when Arashii sighed loudly.

Goku was puzzled. He had no idea why Arashii acted as if she was the one who was laughed at and not Hakkai. " What's wrong Arashii? Nothing happened to you, Hakkai is the one who was humiliated by our classmates but don't worry I'm sure he'll get over it. He's a really over-to-get type of person,"

Arashii turned to Goku with a sulky look on her face. " I know that but Hakkai made a fool of himself in front of our classmates. He said Jaruni instead of Journey. He gave the answers of the Journey of the Western's  questions, in present tense when it was supposed to be in past tense. That's so embarrassing if you know what I mean," explained Arashii in a very worried manner.

" I don't know what you mean," said Goku with pink cheeks. He gave Arashii a mindless look but that jus made him even cuter than usual. " Hmm, Arashii. I'm hungry. Is there any food around here?"

"Yeah," replied Arashii. She turned to her wrist to see what the time was on her father's old watch that she found after her father's death. After this break, we'll be going back to our classes. Hakkai should be fine since he's such a carefree type of guy. I'm now only worried about Gojyo and Sanzo, they might have trouble handling the students and facing difficulties on the subjects their teaching. Gojyo might try picking up girls during the lesson and Sanzo the sulking monk, might try cursing and killing everyone. Am I supposed to care about men?

[sound effect ~ School Bell ringing] (translation: breaks over)

All the youths ran back into their classes to get ready for their next lesson, which was Math, the most hated subject among the students. I have no idea why everyone here hates Math. I like it and our Math teacher; Matsumoto-sensei is a very good and kind teacher. He has always helped me when I'm having difficulties. But if I don't have any emotions or expressions, why do I have this feeling? Why do I …… …

[sound effect~ Bang! ] (translation: classroom door being knocked open)

The students began gasping and coughing, as soon as the door came down on the floor. Those who were still enjoying a drink out of their bottles of water almost choked themselves. When everyone recovered from the dust of the busted door, they rubbed their eyes and saw nothing but a figure in front of them. In stood a tall, dashing redheaded guy dressed in a casual outfit.

"Gojyo?" said Goku as the figure's name was revealed to everyone in the end.

"Yo!" Gojyo greeted the students as if he was one of the youth. " I'm going to be your Math teacher starting today. As for your old Math teacher, Matsumoto, he's gone due to the fact that he's getting married to a gorgeous lady with a nice body. By the way, I may be teaching you guys some other subject if you're lucky,"

All the girls blushed with joy to have such a good-looking teacher as their Math teacher even though their last Math teacher was pretty good-looking himself. The boys just continued cheering as for they didn't have to get punished by Matsumoto-sensei anymore, who always gave students a hard punishment if they didn't finish their homework.

Gojyo walked to the teacher's table very stupidly, which he thought was cool. Goku started laughing and teasing the way Gojyo walked. "Gojyo you walk exactly like a goose when you're supposed to be a water monster!!!" and he continued laughing until Gojyo stomped right in front of him and punched him in the nose.

"Nanda yo, kono ero kappa!!!" shouted Goku as he wrinkled his poor hurt nose. " I'm just telling the truth, kono ero ero ero ero ero ero ero kappa!!!"

" Shut up, chibi saru! You deserved that for being such an idiotic monkey!!! Maybe I should've punched you harder so your nose would've had my initial on it," shouted Gojyo as he and Goku started wrestling on the floor.

"ERO KAPPA!!! BAKA KAPPA!!! GOKIBURI KAPPA!!!"

" BAKA SARU!!! CHIBI SARU!!! GAKI SARU!!!"

Everyone burst into laughter except Arashii who felt embarrassed for Gojyo, her new Math teacher. Although Gojyo is an adult, teasing, fighting and bad-mouthing with Goku, who was his pupil, just made him an immature adult to me. I've never seen an adult who acted like a child ever in my life but what can I expect? This is probably his personality that makes him charming towards everyone. If he didn't act like himself, who could he possibly be? He wouldn't be Sha Gojyo at all, he would be an unknown person to me… … …just like that image I've been seeing.

After Gojyo spent his whole lesson arguing and wrestling with Goku, he had only spared a minute teaching them. The students enjoyed the entertainment that Gojyo and Goku put up in the classroom and since then, Math had became their favourite subject in school.  As for Arashii, since then she hated Math because Gojyo, the new Math teacher, didn't even taught her anything at all unlike Matsumoto-sensei who always taught her better ways to do a Math sequence.

"Darn it!" cursed Arashii as she rest her head on her desk. Thinking of how Sanzo was going to humiliate himself after knowing that all her new teachers would definitely humiliate themselves in front of the students. What's Sanzo going to do? Juggle balls just like a clown who amuses all his audiences? Teach a subject that he doesn't even know or fool around with Goku? Wait a minute, what subject is Sanzo teaching anyway?

Sanzo entered the classroom, carrying nothing but a simple briefcase. As the students noticed the moody look on his face, they quietly went back to their places and keep silence. Sanzo sat on the teacher's table and put his briefcase by his side.

Goku waved to Sanzo cheerfully. "Sanzo! Sanzo! Sanzo!" He jumped up and down from his seat just because he didn't saw Sanzo for 3 hours. Goku continued calling Sanzo's name until Sanzo got frustrated and threw a textbook at Goku's face. " Itei, now that you don't have your paper fan. You're throwing books at me? That's so unfair, Sanzo"

"Urusai!!!  Rather use my gun on you than my harisen or these stupid books!!!" shouted Sanzo. Even the classroom was shaking with Sanzo's voice. The students stared at Sanzo with chills down their spine. Sanzo glared back at them. "What're you damned people staring at? You look as if you've never seen a teacher in your life!!!"

After a few minutes of silence, the class monitor stood up nervously and asked Sanzo, who just sat on the table while smoking a cigarette. " Ano, sensei. What subject are you supposed to teach us?" He asked very politely and when Sanzo opened his mouth to give the monitor his answer, this is what he said.

"I have no idea?" Everyone sweat dropped and some of the students fell off their seats.

"But sensei, you're suppose to teach us a subject and as a teacher, you're not suppose to smoke in the class," the nervous monitor told the stubborn and corrupted monk who wasn't paying attention the poor weak willed boy who just wanted to do his duty as a responsible monitor.

" Hey, kid! It's a free world, I can smoke anywhere, you weakling!" yelled Sanzo rudely. The monitor ran back to his seat after Sanzo scared the hell out of him. Sanzo looked around to see how stupid his students looked like and when he spotted Arashii who glared at him fiercely, he couldn't helped it but join her, Soon, both of them were glaring at each other. At last, Sanzo lost the glaring contest, having to strain his eyes for a long period just made him felt like sleeping.

"Forget it! I can't stand being with you idiots!" complained the frustrated monk who couldn't control his temper no matter how hard he tried to. " I might be teaching all of you another subject some other day but at the mean time, I'm teaching all of you a subject that I was forced to teach by that kuso baba, Oluga-san!"

"So Sanzo, hurry up and tell us what you're teaching? The suspense is murder!!!" cried Goku sweating as if he just finished fighting a troupe of youkais.

Sanzo blushed as he told them the subject that he was about to teach them. " I'm teaching all of you Music… … …"

" What's so embarrassing about teaching us Music or whatever it is?" asked Goku childishly.

" That means I'll have to teach you damn fools how to sing and don't think I'll enjoy teaching you fools by singing songs!!!" complained Sanzo. He looked as if he was embarrassed and angry as he stomped and complained about everything.

[sound effect~ School Bell's Ring] (translation: school's over)

Arashii followed Goku to the jeep where Sanzo, Gojyo and Hakkai were already sitting in. Hakkai waved to them as a sign that they were about to leave. Sanzo sat in the front seat with Hakkai. Arashii sat at the back with Goku and Gojyo who were teasing each other as usual. Hakkai started Hakuryu and drove out of the school compound.

Arashii sighed as the wind blew her hair to the back. I didn't expect that having Sanzo, Gojyo and Hakkai as my teachers would make my life even worst than before but I don't really mind it, since they're just helping to me to find out who I really am. Hakkai was just fine with everything and he told that he would try better as an English teacher next time. I've even told Gojyo that acted childish during lessons will ruin his image and he took that very seriously. Sanzo, well, he's my Music teacher but I've never heard him singing before but I do believe that he knows how to do so.

I guess my life really have changed after going through such a foolish day with foolish teachers. But what can I say about these men? All I can say is that they're my stupid teachers and I never want loose them as much as I loosing and not knowing that image I've seen all the time. Who is he? Why do I think of him much? It's as if I've seen and been with him for such a long time. Could he be my… … …

… … …soul mate's lost soul?

  Next on Chapter 4 : My Teachers are Demons!?

Arashii still sees the image in her dreams but does she really know who he is? And we get to see Arashii's friend, who turns out to be a doseiaisha and also a guy who thinks that Arashii is his and only his. See what he does to ruin the Sanzo-ikkou's reputation in Kinogawa as revenge for staying under Arashii's roof. Not to mention, Goku suffering from getting bullied by many students of Kinogawa High School, Gojyo having a hard time, Hakkai trying to learn English and Sanzo on a journey to look for his harisen and gun, which was confiscated from Oluga-san.

Dedicated to all readers, reviewers and people who have read some of my works. Thank you so very much…. … …