Disclaimer: All Saiyuki characters belong Kazuya Minekura-san. As I've said before, I only own the characters with weird name. Now aren't I being annoying for always saying the same phrases… … …of course I am.
Author's note: Sorry for the long update but I've been very busy with all of my school work, as usual, it'll be better if I didn't have school so I can update faster. As promised, I'm going to try updating this more often. Please enjoy this fic and please review it after you're done reading if you don't mind. Thanks!!!
CAUTION: Beware of the offensive language that I'll be using for the characters in this chapter. I guess I'm not as innocent as I look, ne? LOL
P.S: Look out for this sign * It'll be a sign where one of the characters from Saiyuki will appear out from nowhere to explain the meaning of the word at the end of the chapter. Hope you guys like that. Enjoy the rest of the fic!!
~ Replies for the reviewers:
Anon - That's a very good question. I never even thought of that. The fact on how Arashii gets money her money will be explained in the upcoming chapters. I dedicate this top you for asking the best question.
Myst – Hmm, I've looked through my fic and I don't remember writing anything about Sanzo taking out his gun. Oluga-san has already confiscated it that's why he couldn't use at all. Anyway, thanks for reviewing my fic.
Yaone-chan - Thanks for reviewing my fic, I like your poems too so don't stop composing them. Ok? I'll always review all your fics.
Tsuki no Megami – Well, 'doseiaisha'… … …means lesbian. Please don't mind the offensive language. I'm just using that word for laughs in this chapter.
Kairi-chan – Yep, Arashii is a kishuu but she and the Sanzo-ikkou aren't really sure about that yet.
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My Teachers are Demons!? ~Discussions ~
"IYA DA!!!!" shouted Goku, running like the speed of lightning after figuring out that he was late for school. "Darn it, why didn't Sanzo wake me up? Why didn't Gojyo wake me up by pushing me off the sofa? What's even unbelievable than that, why didn't Hakkai make breakfast for me?"
"Keep your yap shut, Goku. What's so bad about being late for school? You just have to carry buckets of water outside the classroom until all lessons are over," Arashii told Goku as she walked casually unlike Goku who was running as if he was being chased by demons.
"Carry buckets? That's isn't so bad," said Goku, slowing down. "But still… … … why didn't Hakkai make breakfast???" complained Goku all over again. Arashii stopped and stared at Goku like she always did when he acted stupid over some small stupid thing. Goku smiled and sweat dropped. " I meant, why did Sanzo, Gojyo and Hakkai wake us up?" said Goku, worried that Arashii might kill him. From they way she looked at him, it felt as if she was a demon who could kill easily.
Arashii sighed. "You wanna know the reason?" Goku nodded his head. "I told them to leave first while I tried to wake you up from your stupid dream of food," Arashii confessed.
Goku jumped in shocked. "You mean, you are the one who told them not to make breakfast for me?" Arashii sighed again and whacked Goku softly from behind his shoulder. "How could you?"
"No time to explained, we gotta get to school now or we'll miss the damn first period," said Arashii, not wanting to answer anymore of Goku's question. I have no idea why I'm still trying my best in school no matter how much I hate it. My new teachers are even stupider than before but having my stupid teachers around makes me feel less tension than before.
Still, the reason why I'm trying my best is because I want to do it for my parents who have went to the other world. I don't feel their presence like I usually do when I was very young, anymore. Last night, in my dream, I met that image again but this time it was far more different than before. This time it felt so real, so alive, so… … …so… … …
"Arashii!!!"
Arashii blinked and forgot what she was thinking about. She turned to Goku who was jumping on the pavement of the school. "What? Since when did we reach?" she asked Goku, feeling as if she forgot what happened a few minutes ago. "Goku, when did we reach the entrance of the school?"
Goku scratched his head and thought over. "Well, first we we're running to school but all of a sudden you stopped and started chanting some weird chants like Sanzo. It's like you knew a portal to school or you might have some kind of Kishuu-like powers like Sanzo said, "
"Chant? Portal? What are you talking about, Goku? I don't chant like that old sulky monk and I don't go through portals like you said I do. I'm an ordinary high school student not a damn ----ing Kishuu," yelled Arashii with a new expression on her face, which was anger. She took a small glance at Goku, who looked almost afraid of her and apologized to him. " Sorry that I lost my temper on you, Goku,"
Goku's smiled came back after Arashii apologized to him. "I'm fine! There's no need to apologize. I'm used to that since Sanzo always loses his temper and yells at me. That's why; I'm fine but still… … …Arashii… you remind me of Sanzo, I mean it,"
Goku's smile made Arashii felt like doing the same but still… she hasn't got the expression and emotion of joy. Another emotion appeared on my face on this following week? Why does that happen during the times I want to remain expressionless or emotionless? Is it possible for the heretic child to change my feelings towards people and my personality? I've never felt like this before… … …I've always been a child of weirdness everywhere I go but now, I just feel this same… like the others who have made fun of me and insulted me for being who I am.
"What're you waiting for Goku? Let's go before Oluga-san finds us and kills us, if it's ever possible for an old hag to do," teased Arashii walking into the school as Goku just stood outside without noticing that he was being left behind like always.
"Oy!!! Matte, Arashii!!!" shouted Goku running after Arashii who was way in front of him. "Ceh, sometimes she's just so weird like Sanzo… only in a girl form," Goku said softly as he swung his bag from the right to the left.
"What did you say?" asked Arashii, noticing the word 'she' in Goku's sentence was something about her since she was the only 'she' that Goku could've been talking about.
Goku sweat dropped after feeling Arashii's scary demonic aura. "Nothing at all," Goku pouted a little. She really is like Sanzo but Sanzo seems even better her since I feel as if there's something really bad that's going to happen to us after Arashii is in her true form. "Shi no Kishuu-hime, Arashii-sama," said Goku but the way he said it, felt as if he had met this hell-like creature before.
Shi no Kishuu-hime, Arashii-sama [Kishuu princess of death, Mistress Arashii]… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … …
[sound effect~ Bing~~Bong: Time for break]
After class, Arashii and Goku decided to pay their teachers a visit at the teacher's lounge, which, was very untidy, noisy and filled with books of course. A stack of test papers were left on tables, a coffee machine was placed beside the table of the head of secondary. The dustbin of the room was filled with papers, inkless pens and used-up cigarettes of Sanzo and Gojyo ever since they became teachers of Kinogawa High School.
"Goku. Arashii. What a surprise to see both of you in here," said Hakkai having his breakfast in the office. Hakkai was the only one with a clean table in the teacher's lounge, unlike the others who were all messy, dirty and unauthorized.
"Wow, Hakkai, your table is the cleanest in this classroom," praised Goku, touching every single stationary that was on Hakkai's table.
"Baka saru! This is a teacher's lounge not a stupid classroom where stupid you study in. I doubt you'll gain any knowledge from the teaching that a great teacher like me gives you," said Gojyo, praising himself with great thoughts.
"I don't get any knowledge from what you teach me because you're not even teaching anyone. You're an ero kappa who's always busy hitting on girls in the classroom with the erotic personality!!! Flashed Goku, pointing at Gojyo who was busy smoking a cigarette though there was a sign in the lounge that read 'NO SMOKING' with a small text of 'THIS MEANS YOU GENJO SANZO & SHA GOJYO' by the side.
Hakkai chuckled. "I guess being heavy smokers has made Sanzo and Gojyo famous," Hakkai told Arashii who was folding her arms and watching Gojyo and Goku fight as if it was a free show.
Then, Arashii remembered something that suddenly popped inside her mind. " Speaking of Sanzo. Where is that sulky monk?" asked Arashii, wondering why haven't Gojyo and Goku received their punishments.
"Sanzo?" said Hakkai, unable to remember what Sanzo told him before he went out of the office.
"Oh, the corrupted monk said he was looking for his possessions," Gojyo told Arashii, while pulling Goku's face as if it was stretchable like rubber. Goku couldn't due to his height… actually Arashii was slightly taller than him. Now isn't that embarrassing for Goku?
"Possessions?" Arashii repeated what Gojyo said, puzzled .
[sound effect~ Mission Impossible Theme]
Without making any noise, Sanzo tried sneak inside Oluga-san's office to find his gun and harisen so he could use it to punish his students and Gojyo as well. He slowly took a lock pick out of his pocket. It was a little something that he confiscated from a student of his, who used it to sneak inside the teacher's lounge to look for answers to exam questions.
When he heard the doorknob of the locked office door, clicked. A light grin grew on Sanzo's voice. "Yes," cheered Sanzo quietly. When he was about the turn the doorknob, an old, wrinkly hand was left on Sanzo's shoulder. Sanzo felt as if something cold when down his spine but it was even worst than that. It was… … …
"Oluga-san*?!" cried Sanzo with fear for the first time. He had never seen anything this hideous before in his life. Sanzo stood up slowly and straightly to look at Oluga-san in the eye but he couldn't* since Oluga-san was just too creepy looking to him. He couldn't look at her face and her eyes. The only thing Sanzo could do was, looked down at Oluga-san's slippers.
"What is the meaning of this, Genjo Sanzo-sensei?" asked Oluga-san with her crooked voice and her weak arms on her hips. She looked as if she was about to punish Sanzo by canning him with a cane. "Stop your childish act and stop trying to get your stupid toys back, A young man like you, shouldn't be playing with toy guns and a paper fan. Try to be mature like Cho Hakkai-sensei, he's good example,"
Oluga-san told Sanzo and took the lock pick from his hands. She locked her office and left Sanzo wailing at her office door, alone. When Oluga-san left his sight, Sanzo turned back to his old self, kicked the surface of Oluga-san's office door and stomped to the teacher's lounge where his companions were. And cursed Oluga-san with a bunch of foul and bombastic* words.
When Sanzo reached the teacher's lounge, he slammed the door opened and had a sulk on his grumpy face as usual. Goku, who was sitting on Sanzo's chair, waved to Sanzo with a saru-like smile as Sanzo walked over to him. "Sanzo welcome back. Do you know that you're place is very messy?"
With that, Sanzo's sulk grew even more. He looked around the lounge, trying to a find a cardboard and he successfully found one on Gojyo's table. Sanzo grabbed it without Gojyo noticing and folded it into a paper fan so he could hit Goku on the head with it. After punishing the poor saru who was holding his head in tears, Sanzo dropped his new handmade harisen into the dustbin and sighed.
"Something wrong Sanzo," asked Hakkai, concern for Sanzo who looked as if he was troubled.
Gojyo hung his arm on Sanzo's shoulder with a cheeky smile on his face. "I thought you wanted to use that harisen to activate your students? Anyway how was 'Mission-Get-My-Weapons-Back?" asked Gojyo, thinking over about it.
Sanzo sighed again. "Mission Impossible,"
[sound effect~ Mission Impossible Theme] … again
"Do you mind!!!! Stop that stupid sound effect already!!! This isn't a movie you idiot!!!," shouted Sanzo, listening to the sound effect that was played earlier ago while he was sneaking into Oluga-san's office. "Darn it, why are those stupid students always playing stupid music during school hours?"
Hakkai took a sip of his coffee. "You can't blame them, Sanzo. The youth are very fond of music and many other youthful stuff. Aren't I right, Arashii?" asked Hakkai with a kind smile as he held his mug down.
"No, the youth these days are getting stupider every second you take a look at them," said Arashii with her eyes all blank. "They are just a bunch of foolish humans who think that their daily lives are so precious but they're all wrong. When they die and go to the next world, they'll regret on how much they've wasted their life to do lots of meaningless things. That's why, I rather stay as myself even until my life ends and search for the one my future and life ends with,"
Everyone in the lounge stared at Arashii, surprisingly they didn't know she was good at preaching. "Hey Arashii, I had no idea what you were talking about but you sure do preached better than the corrupted monk ," praised Gojyo, followed by a laugh.
Sanzo glared at Gojyo who was too busy laughing to look at Sanzo's pissed off face. " Just wait you asshole. Once I get my gun back, I'm going to shoot you in the head, chest and ---- so you won't have a life or a future to live on,"
[sound effect~ Bing~ ~Bong: Break is over]
Arashii sighed. She stood up from the chair she was sitting on and stretched herself while walking to the entrance of the teacher's lounge. "I guess, we better get going now before class starts. Come on, Goku," she said while dragging Goku by holding his collar.
"Wait!!! We haven't eaten anything for breakfast yet… … … I'm still hungry, Arashii," wailed Goku with his arms in the air. Before his body reached the door, Goku manage to say this to Sanzo. " Sanzo, I'm hungry!!!"
Sanzo stomped his feet again and yelled. "URUSE, KONO BAKA SARU!!!" Too bad for Goku, Arashii slammed the door with his collar in her arms before he could hear what Sanzo had to say to him. "Darn, that stupid monkey. Sometimes, I feel like killing him but I never seem to kill him at the right time," complained Sanzo, knocking the surface of his table.
"Sanzo, do you think what Arashii said earlier ago was the Kishuu within her soul?" asked Hakkai, seriously. Sanzo just continued to listen to Hakkai. " I have a bad feeling that her Kishuu form is going to wake up,"
"Even if it does wake up, what can we possibly do, Sanzo?" asked Gojyo with his hands in his pocket. " I mean, it's not like she's going to forget who we are and who she is. She won't kill us would she?" asked Gojyo, again, a little startled this time.
"It depends if she had the ability to control his Kishuu form though I think it's very impossible for anyone to control a Kishuu. Not even Kami-sama himself could keep her sane," explained Sanzo.
"That's why we were sent on this mission, right?" asked Gojyo again. "We're suppose to keep her sane right?"*
"Perhaps, but I don't think that's the only reason why we were sent on this mission," said Hakkai, even serious that before. "It must something other than keeping her Kishuu form asleep. Masaka? Are we suppose to… … …"
"Hakkai, you're right. We're suppose to do that no matter how much we don't want to. If we can't find the right person to do that deed with her, we're going to have to do it by ourselves but there's still a price to pay," Sanzo told them as he lit his cigarette.
"What's the price?"
"You mean we'll be… … …"
"Yeah, our souls will be sacrificed to her Kishuu form,"
It was raining at that time while Arashii stared at the window of her class as the teacher taught them. She didn't pay attention during the whole lesson. She thought blankly the whole time. She stared at the rain that was falling on the ground of earth. The rain falls down to earth but how long can it last? How long can the rain fall? How far can the wind go? How shiny is the sun? How long will it last until my life ends and until 'it' awakes and look for me to take the one thing that means so mush to me? That one thing that means so much is my one and only… … …
… … …soul mate… … … and… … … savior… … …
***Meaning***
The host of ***Meaning*** in this chapter will be hosted by:
KOUGAIJI !!!
Kougaiji: "Oluga-san*?!" cried Sanzo. The reason why that line has this * is because it showed that Sanzo has manners. Have you ever heard Sanzo calling anyone by their names with a '-san' added at the end of the name? I know I haven't, that's why I had to tell you readers the meaning of why that line had this * It's hard to believe Sanzo with manners, don't you agree?
Kougaiji: Sanzo stood up slowly and straightly to look at Oluga-san in the eye but he couldn't* since Oluga-san was just too creepy looking to him. That line had this * because it tells the readers that Sanzo was scared of an old hag. Actually why wouldn't he be? That hag is scary looking, just take one glance at her and you'll wanna die.
*Oluga-san appears out from nowhere and hits Kougaiji with a cane*
Kougaiji: *comes back after healing from the wounds he got from Oluga-san* And cursed Oluga-san with a bunch of foul and bombastic* words. . The meaning of that line if quite lame since the word bombastic is a very lame word. It was actually used by a teacher of Demon Boy. I guess Demon Boy is giving that teacher some credit in the fic.
Kougaiji: "That's why we were sent on this mission, right?" asked Gojyo again. "We're suppose to keep her sane right?"*. The meaning of that line is the fact that Gojyo absolutely clueless, that's why he's asking many questions.
Kougaiji: That's all for ***Meaning***. My turn is over and it means that some other character from Saiyuki will be hosting ***Meaning*** in the next chapter but if you readers want me to stay as the host of ***Meaning*** or some other character from Saiyuki. Just suggest who you want to be as the host for the next ***Meaning*** and Demon Boy will choose the character with the most votes. Okay I'm done hosting your chapter Demon Boy, when do I get paid for this?
*sweat drops*
Author's note: I guess this chapter didn't make as mush sense as they last ones. I have to apologize to those of you who wanted to see Arashii's friends. I'll repay you in the next chapter. I guess this chapter got too full by all the discussions on Arashii. Don't worry, Arashii's friends will appear in the next chapter. Together with Arashii's job and boyfriend who isn't really her boyfriend.
Next on Chapter 5 : My Teachers are Demons!?
Arashii still sees the image in her dreams but does she really know who he is? And we get to see Arashii's friend, who turns out to be a doseiaisha and also a guy who thinks that Arashii is his and only his. See what he does to ruin the Sanzo-ikkou's reputation in Kinogawa as revenge for staying under Arashii's roof. Not to mention, Arashii working as a … … …,Goku suffering from getting bullied by many students of Kinogawa High School, Gojyo having a hard time, Hakkai trying to learn English and Sanzo on a journey to look for his harisen and gun, which was confiscated from Oluga-san.
