Disclaimer: All Saiyuki characters belong Kazuya Minekura-san. As I've said before, I only own the characters with weird name. Now aren't I being annoying for always saying the same phrases… … …of course I am.
Author's note: I guess this fic isn't working out as I expected it to be. It's getting pretty boring now, isn't it guys? I'm sure you'll all agree with me. I'll try to get some new ideas for my fic if I ever do refresh my mind and get great ideas, which I don't usually get everyday. That's so unfair!!! I even put up a small game for you readers called ***Meaning*** but I guess none of you bothered about it. Oh, I'm so sad. *sob* Kidding, I'm not suppose to be a sobbing author. I'm a humor/ adventure, writing author and that's what I'm going to do. I'll write fics that are humorous and adventurous since it's the only type of fics that I'm good at. Please don't mind the spelling and grammar mistakes since I don't check on my mistakes that much.
Important Note: Readers, please don't mistaken Arashii as me. She's not my inserted self and she'll never be my inserted self. I have expressions and emotions unlike her. Besides she's creeping me out a little with all the weird words that she says.
CAUTION: Beware of the offensive language that I'll be using for the characters in this chapter. I guess I'm not as innocent as I look, ne? LOL
P.S: Look out for this sign * It'll be a sign where one of the characters from Saiyuki will appear out from nowhere to explain the meaning of the word at the end of the chapter. Hope you guys like that. Enjoy the rest of the fic!!
~ Replies for the reviewers:
Anon- You're such a nice person!!! That's why I'll still dedicate this fic to you, OK? I'll tell everyone Arashii's job in this chapter, as promised. Anyway, thanks for your review!!!
Myst- Though you aren't reviewing me or reading my fics anymore. I have to apologize to you. I guess you and kowai-no-onna-san noticed my BIG mistake. Thanks for telling me anyway. I'll dedicate this to you too.
Yaone-chan- Sure, I'll write more about the guy in Arashii's dream. Since you like guessing who it might be, I guess I could write more about that. You're still such a NICE person!!! I'll still be waiting for more poems or fics from you! ^_^
Kairi-chan- You want to know why Arashii wants to stay expressionless and emotionless? OK. I think I might make Arashii explain it to you in this chapter or maybe other chapters if I remember about it. Don't worry, Kairi-chan! I'll definitely let you readers know about it.
This is for 2 best friends from school, who reviewed my story in their own ways.
50me1 +h@t U kNoW- Vi Vien thanks for reviewing me though you didn't read my fic at all. You're such a good friends. I guess I could trust you sometimes though you aren't very bright. Joking!!! Hey, don't forget about the Genrou and Shiratori conversation, OK? It's my fave and it'll be yours too!!! P.S, brown face misses you. *laughs*
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I'll like to thank all those readers who read my fic and reviewed it. Especially Kuzo-chan and Taruto who reviewed all my chapters. You guys are so nice. I dedicate this fic to Anon, Yaone-chan, Kairi-chan, Myst, Kuzo-chan, Taruto, Harisen Queen and R W@ T3n. You guys are the BEST!!!
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My Teachers are Demons!? ~Day ~
It's a weekend at last. After spending a whole week with a bunch of idiots and being unable to focus on daily life. I'm going to have to avoid being with them for a while. But what will they do? Having men in your house isn't as easy as you think it is. After experiencing how troublesome it is to put up with a bunch of immature men, I think being an adult is way better but why should I waste my youth if I still have it? Besides, I never do have any emotions to feel happy about my youthful days. Everything just seems so dull and dark to me.
Everywhere I go, there are people staring at me with their cold eyes. Around this area, when I walk to school. My neighbours are always talking ill about me when I pass them without greeting them. In school, the students are giving good and bad compliments about me though there are good compliments on me, I still don't give a damn about them. They think praising might make me smile or be close to them? The bad compliments are always: "Arashii, you don't have a sense of humor,", " Lighten up, my moody maiden," and "Let your feelings out instead of just keeping them in your heart,". Why can't all of them just shut the fuck up. Arashii thought bitterly of the people whom look down on her and stepped out of her room to see the 'Fearsome Four' who were sleeping like farm animals in a farm.
It's usual for guys to act like this since they're always staying up late doing their personal stuff. Still, I definitely don't want to know what Gojyo have been doing all night. It's probably something perverted as usual. Sanzo told me to beware of him when I'm taking a shower. He said that Gojyo might try to peep on me like a peeping tom that he is. Hakkai has a good reason, he stays up reading books. I hate to admit it but he's really kind guy. Sanzo stayed up last night, flashing every channel on the TV. It wasn't long until he fell asleep. Goku was up all night for the same reason, he was having his midnight snack. This is the 3rd time I've seen my refrigerator empty with courtesy of Goku, of course.
Arashii got dressed after she was done refreshing herself. She wore a black sleeveless turtleneck and dark blue jeans. Like everyday, she went over to her window to look over Japan and noticed how different she felt about it after she met Sanzo's party. Damn, I'm getting weirder everyday and it's all thanks to these four travelers. I never did notice that Japan looks kind of lively today. The atmosphere was always dirty, polluted and filthy to me but it seems clean, fresh and sunny today. Damn! What the hell is wrong with me? I never did think greatly of Japan but why am I today?
Arashii shook her head to make sure she was herself, grabbed hold of her room's doorknob and paused for a second. She thought over about it and the person in her dreams went to her mind again. Not again. I said I want out of this fucking game of yours. Stop coming into my head, you ass!!! No matter how much I try to forget about you. You just keep coming back into my head. Are really that important to me or are you trying to control my fate and I?I still can't see your face clearly though I'm thinking about you 24/7.. Do you really mean so much to me? Are you just using me as your puppet, guinea pig or toy?
There are still some memories of you in my mind though I can't figure out who you are but I can remember a little about how I feel when you hold me in your arms. When you hold me in your arms, I feel warm and when you don't I feel cold and lonely. Wait a minute, how can I know how I feel when you hold me in your arms if I don't even know who you are? It's as if there's two minds in me, one mind that belongs to me and another mind, which belongs someone else. Perhaps, this someone else in my mind is the one who knows the person in my dream. Still… … … you remind me of someone who's very important to me. You remind of 'the someone', who's meant for me. 'The someone' who cares for me. 'The someone' who treasures me. 'The someone' who decides on my future, my fate and my true personality.
It was Saturday and Arashii went Kazuma-san's to get breakfast, like she always does but ever since Sanzo's party stepped on her doorsteps. She had to pack extra breakfast them and herself. Kazuma-san would always ask her the same question each time she bought 10 bendo sets. One for herself, Sanzo, Gojyo, Hakkai and 6 for Goku since he ate as if he was someone who hasn't eaten for 500 years and it's true. " Arashii-chan, are you all right? You don't eat very much but since the last 4 days, you've been eating like a tornado. Is there something wrong with your appetite? Are you sick? Do you need to see a doctor?" he always asked her, very concern.
"I'm fine, it's just that my appetite has grown even more than last time," Arashii didn't want him to be worried since Kazuma-san had always acted like her father. She didn't want him to know about Sanzo's party who, have been living with her either since it'll make him worry even more than usual. "Thanks for breakfast, Kazuma-san," She bid him goodbye and gave him the money for breakfast but he stopped her.
"Arashii-chan, you don't have to pay today," he told her with kindness in his emerald eyes
Arashii was stunned with Kazuma-san's kindness. " What're you talking about?"
"It's fine, seeing that you aren't in a good shape. The breakfast is on the house, okay?" he smiled to her with kindness. " By the way, if you need anything just tell me or my son. We'll be glad to help you with anything,"
"Thanks Kazuma-san but I think I can manage on my own," Arashii said politely with a very thin smile on her face. *Too bad, her smile was not noticed by Kazuma-san at all. " See you, tomorrow,"
"She's a healthy and bright girl but there's something about her that I just can't stop wondering about," Kazuma-san thought as Arashii walked away from Kazuma-san's shop. After Arashii left Kazuma-san's sight, a young man came out from the back door, carrying a bamboo sword in his hand. He had dark brown hair with some gold dyed at his right fringe, emerald green eyes just like Kazuma-san and he was wearing a kendo outfit, that could only mean he was a kendo student from the famous kendo school called ' Fujitaka martial Arts and Kendo School' Kazuma-san smiled as the young man entered his shop. " Going to kendo class, son?" asked Kazuma-san, taking the broom out of the closet to sweep his shop.
"Yeah, oya-ji*!" said the young man with a wolfish accent. He threw the bamboo sword behind his back and caught it before it fell on the ground. " Hey, oya-ji, who was the person who stopped by your shop earlier ago?" asked the young man, recalling that the voice of the person who stopped by earlier sounded really familiar to him. " Was it Arashii?"
Kazuma-san smiled. " Who else could it be?" he told his son, *Kazuma Renon, wisely. " I mean, no one else stop by my shop early in the morning but Arashii-chan," His smile fade away when he noticed how his son looked really pissed off with him. Kazuma-san sweat dropped and continued sweeping the floor so his son wouldn't know that he noticed him looking really pissed off with something while whistling a very *familiar song that everyone has heard before.
Suddenly, tears started falling out of Renon's soulful eyes. "Why? Why? Why? Oya-ji, I was just outside your stupid shop waiting for the right time to enter so I can see Arashii but that big fat furry dog that belongs to the scary old man, who lives in a tent, attacked me! That stupid fat dog jumped on me and licked me as if I was its chew toy!!!" explained Renon, expressing many types of expressions. Such as: anger, sadness and anguish. " After he was done licking me, he started digging a hole and while I was trying to get rid of its drool. He bit the end of my hakama, dragged me into his stupid hole and buried me in there!!! When I finally freed myself from that grave he made for me, that stupid dog' owner blamed me for what his stupid dog did!!! Damn that fucking old ass! I hope he dies in a car accident!" ended Renon, panting very loudly and gasping for air.
"Oya oya, Renon. Such strong words for such a young high school boy," said Kazuma-san sarcastically as he handed a glass of water to Renon, who looked as if he just finished practicing his kendo skills. To tell the truth, he always looks as if he's out of energy even though he was very energetic, hyper and full of stamina.
Renon gladly accepted the glass of water from his father and drank it up until there wasn't even a drop of water left. He grabbed a chair that was next to him and sat on it. " Oya-ji~ ~, come on. It's not like you've never said any foul words before?" said Renon, lazily. Kazuma-san gave Renon a smirked to refresh his mind. " Come to think of it, I've never ever heard any foul words coming out of your mouth before. You don't have to be so pure ya' know?"
" I can't help it. It's my ego and I have to stick with it," replied Kazuma-san. " Ano, Renon… … …," Kazuma-san continued, suddenly recalling something that is very important. Well, almost important. " Renon, don't you have kendo class to attend? I mean your class stars at 9.00 a.m. right? And now it's 9.05a.m. Doesn't that make you are… … …"
" LATE!!!! I'm late! I'm late!!!" shouted Renon, dashing off to kendo class without saying 'sayonara' to his father who was left all alone in his shop.
"Oya oya, I didn't know he could run like lightning. Hmm, maybe lightning isn't really the right word since the way he runs reminds me of an octopus*," teased Kazuma-san with a 'Hakkai-like' smile. " All right then, I think I better continue cleaning up my shop before any customers enter and complained about how filthy my shop is. Oh, it's just so embarrassing o^_^o," said Kazuma-san with the voice of a child of age 5.
Back at Arashii's not so humble home, Sanzo's party was already awake and ready for their breakfast especially Goku who complained over and over about how hungry he was. Gojyo was having his early morning smoke which was actually very bad for his health. Hakkai was boiling water in the kitchen to make tea for everyone. Not that anyone liked tea, they just drank it so they wouldn't hurt Hakkai's feelings for taking all the trouble to boil water for them. As for our anti-social, aloof and corrupted monk, he was reading the morning paper, like he always does, to see if there were any accidents that happened yesterday.
"Harahetta~ Harahetta~ Harahetta~" continued Goku, lying on the floor as if he died of hunger. "Naa, Sanzo. When will Arashii be back with food? I'm hungry now,"
" Shut up!!! How should I know when Arashii will be back?" shouted Sanzo, whacking Goku on the head with a rolled up newspaper. "What do you think am I? A psychic?"
"No, you're not a psychic. You're a psycho," teased Gojyo as he took another taste of his cigarette.
" Say that again if you want to be Goku's dinner!"
" What happened to your usual phrase. 'Do you want to die once?' " said Gojyo, trying to sound just like Sanzo-sama. " Oh, I remember now, the demon-like hag confiscated your eyesore gun. Maybe I should thank her for saving others lives,"
"Shut the fuck up! It's not like I wanted that fucking old bitch to steal my possessions!"
"Calm down Sanzo. You shouldn't lose your temper with such a small tease. Besides, I'm sure Arashii-san would get really pissed off with you again if you used another one of her chairs to throw at Gojyo," explained Hakkai, looking at the piles of broken chairs that Sanzo used to throw at Gojyo. " Now, all that is left is 2 perfectly unbroken chairs,"
Goku turned to Hakkai " No. Make that 1 perfectly normal chair,"
"Why do you say that Goku?" asked Hakkai, looking really confused.
" Because Sanzo just threw another chair at Gojyo and it landed right on Gojyo's forehead,"
Hakkai rushed to Gojyo as soon as he realized Gojyo looking in pain. "Gojyo, are you all right?" but Gojyo didn't reply at all but all he said was " Oh, pretty stars," Hakkai smiled and sweat dropped at the same time. "I guess this means he IS all right," He turned to Sanzo and smiled. "Sanzo, didn't I say you're not supposed to destroy any of Arashii-san's furniture? She'll be really mad when she gets back to find out that almost all of her furniture has been destroyed by you and your temper. You shouldn't lose your temper, Sanzo. It'll give you high blood pressure, ya' know?"
"Whatever, besides it's not as if I can't pay for new furniture for that Kishuu. She's always complaining of how irritating it is to have furniture lying on the floor. I'm doing her a favor by trashing all her damn furniture away," said Sanzo who didn't want to admit that he was wrong for destroying all of Arashii's furniture.
" You're a really bad liar, corrupted monk," said Gojyo, recovering from his injury. He rubbed the spot of his head where he received a big unforgettable present from Sanzo. " To tell the truth, you're actually attracted to that babe, aren't cha'?" With that, Sanzo was about to lose his temper again but this time he was held back by Goku and Hakkai who grabbed his arms so he couldn't grab on to anything and throw it at Gojyo once more. "I can tell from the way, you're blushing!" Gojyo continued.
"Shut up, you asshole! I'm not blushing, I'm just kind of drunk from last night," Sanzo lied, and he knew he was lying since he didn't went out last night to drink or anything. " Just leave me alone or I'll kill you after I get my gun back from that kuso baba," cursed Sanzo, stepping into another room where he could be alone to think about a way to get back his possessions.
Gojyo laughed. " Ha, I knew he was a bad liar and he can't keep his feelings to himself," he said again, proudly without a doubt that he was right. Hakkai and Goku, both looked at Gojyo and thought of how heartless he was to Sanzo earlier ago. " What're both of ya' looking at me for? It's not my fault that the corrupted monk is so sensitive,"
" Gojyo," said Hakkai, trying to let Gojyo know the reason why he's very disappointed in him with just one word. Gojyo nodded his head and held both his hands up to show that he was guilty.
" Yeah. Yeah. I know. I know. I'm wrong and that sourpuss is right but still, I'm not going to apologize to him since he gave me a bunch of bruises that might never forget. Being bumped in the head many times with chair might even make me lose my sweet memories of all the girls I've bedded with," said Gojyo, giving too much information about his daily life that no one wants to hear about. He went over to the coach to watch some television.
[ sound effect~ Door bell ringing]
"That must be Arashii-san. She must be back from her daily morning walk," Hakkai turned to Goku and asked him for a favor. "Goku, do you mind opening the door for Arashii to come in? She might have too many stuff to carry that she can't open the door," said Hakkai, logically.
Goku nodded and dashed to the door to see what Arashii has picked up for him. He opened the door with a grin on his face and said aloud. " Welcome back Ara… … …" Followed by a scream of shock that took everyone's attention that they just had to see what happened.
"What's wrong, Goku? Are you afraid of Arashii?" said Gojyo, sarcastically. " We all know that she's pretty scary but she… … …" Gojyo did the same as Goku which was keeping silence with a shocked expression on their face.
"You look as if you just saw a ghost," said Hakkai, without looking at the person at the door. "Arashii-san, I think you should come in now," Hakkai's eyes widen as he noticed that it wasn't Arashii at the door. He joined Goku and Gojyo and did the sane thing.
"Dumb ass, can't you even act normal when someone's at the door," said Sanzo, looking down on Goku who still looked pale. He was the only one who didn't look at the person at the door.
"That's not it!!!" said Goku with a shaky voice. "Look! Arashii has turned into a little girl without any breakfast for us," he continued and pointed at the person who was standing outside. Sanzo turned to the person at the door and became pale just like Goku.
The person grinned evilly and pointed at Goku. " It must be you!!!!!" She jumped on Goku and started to punch him like crazy. Sanzo, Gojyo and Hakkai just stared at the little girl whom they mistaken for Arashii and Goku who was suffering as usual.
Sanzo picked the little girl up. " Who the hell are you?" The girl didn't answer him but she kicked him in the knee and ran to a corner with a smile on her face. Sanzo fell on his knee. "Damn that little brat, I'm going to kill!" said Sanzo, looking around the area for furniture big enough to kill the little girl.
Hakkai shook his head. "Sanzo, you better not do anything with Arashii's furniture," Sanzo looked oddly at Hakkai, wondering how he was able to know what he was going to do. Hakkai smiled. "It's easy to know what you're about to do just by looking at your eyes. You always have a sort of look when you want to kill someone, Sanzo"
"I hate you," Sanzo said to Hakkai who just smiled.
Gojyo walked over to poor beaten up Goku and started laughing at him until Goku nailed him on his feet. "Alright I'll stop laughing but, Goku. How did it feel being beaten up by that little girl?" teased Gojyo.
"Shut up! It really hurts!" Goku rubbed his forehead and looked at the little girl. "She has some kind of strength that I couldn't fight against or it's because she's a girl and I couldn't lay on finger on her or she'll think I'm a pervert just like you,"
"Don't you dare compare me to you, stupid!" shouted Gojyo. "It's not like you're not a perverted type of monkey! Everybody has a perverted side. Every male, female, human, demon and god," Gojyo made his point by folding his arms proudly.
Goku looked at Gojyo confusedly. He looked at Sanzo and Hakkai.* "Even Sanzo and Hakkai are perverts just like you?" asked Goku with innocent eyes.
Gojyo nodded. "Sure they are but… "he sweat dropped. "Stop comparing everyone that is perverted with me,"
Sanzo's veins popped out. "Who're ya' calling a pervert, saru!!!" Sanzo glared at Gojyo for giving Goku such a stupid idea about perverts. "You asshole!!! I'm not a pervert so you better not say I AM one just like you!!!" Hakkai was a little angry but he couldn't show it to everyone so he just kept it to himself and blushed.
Soon, everyone started arguing among themselves, forgetting about the little girl who entered the house. She sat the chair by the door and watched the Sanzo-ikkou arguing. It was very entertaining for anyone who wanted a goof fight. She laughed to herself as she saw how a monk cursed a small boy, a young man and a woman*.
" SHUT UP!!!!" shouted a voice that suddenly made the Sanzo-ikkou quiet. It was the one and only Arashii. She stepped into her home and noticed what a mess it was. " I leave home to do some errands and some back to see what a mess it is. Further more, my furniture are almost gone, there's a giant hole by the kitchen and you guys have being arguing like a bunch of idiots in the market," She said fiercely.
"Warui!" apologized Goku, innocently and cutely.
"Gomen," apologized Gojyo with his arms behind his head.
"Gomen nasai," apologized Hakkai, politely.
" Go to hell if you think I'm going to apologize to you," Sanzo lit his cigarette with a lighter.
Arashii didn't mind Sanzo since she was quite used to his spoiled, aloof and corrupted personality. She looked around her house and spotted the girl sitting on the chair, grinning widely. That girl… … …Could it be… … …is she… … …
The girl jumped of her seat and ran towards Arashii, followed by a hug.
She smiled at Arashii and said aloud. "Onee-chan!"
… … …Onee-chan?!
… … …To Be Continued… … …
***Meaning***
The host of ***Meaning*** in this chapter will be hosted by:
DOUKUGAKUJI!!!
Doukugakuji: *Too bad, her smile was not noticed by Kazuma-san at all. Arashii smiled but that fool was too dumb to notice her smile. What a fool. Of all the person to smile at, she smiled to him and he didn't notice it. What a waste? She could've smile to my little bro but she didn't, What bad luck.
Doukugakuji: "Yeah, oya-ji*!" said the young man with a wolfish accent. Let's just say this kid doesn't respect his parents so much. That's why he called his father. 'Oya-ji' instead of 'Otou-san'
Doukugakuji: " Who else could it be?" he told his son, *Kazuma Renon, wisely. I have know idea what this means… *sweat drops* Oh yeah, it means that 'Kazuma' is just Kazuma-san's surname. Maybe his real name might be Kazuma –something.
Doukugakuji: Kazuma-san sweat dropped and continued sweeping the floor so his son wouldn't know that he noticed him looking really pissed off with something while whistling a very *familiar song that everyone has heard before. What tune do you think Kazuma-san was whistling? I think it's the death music… … …or maybe not…
Doukugakuji: "Oya oya, I didn't know he could run like lightning. Hmm, maybe lightning isn't really the right word since the way he runs reminds me of an octopus*," teased Kazuma-san with a 'Hakkai-like' smile. Octopus style? You know what it is, right? It's a type of style when characters are in a hurry that they run with legs that kind of look like little balls flying from the sky. That's called the octopus legs or I might've forgot what it's called.
Doukugakuji: .* "Even Sanzo and Hakkai are perverts just like you?" asked Goku with innocent eyes. That means Goku never did thought of Sanzo and Hakkai as perverts. Hey, are Sanzo and Hakkai perverted? Seriously?? Have they ever acted perverted? Hmm, I don't know but I think they might be perverted at heart. My little bro say such meaningful words sometimes.
Doukugakuji: She laughed to herself as she saw how a monk cursed a small boy, a young man and a woman*. Woman? Who is the woman? Arashii wasn't at home when they began arguing? So that means that little girl thought _____ was a woman. *laughs hysterically*
Doukugakuji: That's all for this chapter's ***Meaning***. Do vote for your fave. Saiyuki character so that they can be the host for this bonus. Or else Demon Boy will choose the character to host this bonus. OK! You promised me free lunch if I host this stupid bonus of yours! So hurry up Where's my lunch?
*sweat drops*
Author's note: Sorry for not updating for such a long time. And I didn't even tell what Arashii's job is. Don't worry I'll let everyone know her job in the upcoming chapter so please be patient for it's arrival. Do vote for a host for the ***Meaning*** it'll mean a lot to me. Anyway, do give comments about my fic or if there is anything you want me to do with it. Or you might want me to add one of your ideas in it. Go ahead and give me some advices, I don't mind. Thanks for reading and please review after reading. Thanks! ^_^.
