Based on "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring" By JRR Tolkien. Our love and devotion for his works are what inspired us to send them up - please take no offence at this dismal attempt at parodying his masterpiece. If you do - well, we'll just have to find a good torture for you - comfy chairs could be involved…

All, well the majority of, Characters are owned by JRR Tolkien, the original script is the product of much hard work by Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh and Phillipa Boyens.

Gilraen and the Reverend would dearly like to thank Jatamanzi for her short-lived yet invaluable help. Sadly she was with us no longer than scene seven.

Conceived by: Gilraen, with the aid of two black Wargs from Isengard. All of you, who wish to receive a pirate copy of the conception, please send a stamped self-addressed envelope to;

Gotchya Enterprises,
Dunland on the wold
PO Box: 555

Written by: Gilraen, The Reverend and Jatamanzi. Thanks go to the trained monkeys who held the fort in their absence. Amazing how quickly those little critters type…

Direction: North, bearing northwest at the designated signposts.

Production: Not worth knowing

Special effects: 'W.H.A.T. T.H.E…?' Workshop.

Mithril supplied by: Moria Inc.

EAT Lembas!

With thanks to: JRR Tolkien, Monty Python, Blackadder, Elvis Presley, Chris Tarrant (Damn him), Terry Pratchett, David Bowie, Disney (For the variation on Tigger's song), The Matrix, Who wants to be a Millionaire, the entire cast of "CATS", The tale of "Snow White", Virgin airlines, the BBC, The A-team, Austin Powers, Ronnie Corbett, Tenacious D, Cassandra's Very Secret Diaries, S Club 7, The FAST Show, Burger King, MacDonalds, and KFC, none of whom did we have permission from to use their names, aliases, or ideas.

Special thanks go speedily to:

The Stupid Ring Parody website for their initial inspiration, and for the use of their annotated script. We strongly advise you to visit their site.

The members of Bag End and Fanfiction.net for their support, and anyone else who we've forgotten to mention.

All Exclamation point and Question mark unions for their eventual support and forgiveness.

Lembas IS GOOD!

No Bunny Rabbits, Black Knights, Balrogs, or Hedgeclippers were harmed in the making of this film. A few weasels did get in the way of the lawnmower down the road though…





If you are affected by Aragorn's tear-ridden story of his fear of cats, please be sure to call:

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For information and support.


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