Coming soon – The Special Edition DVD for "Botch of the Rings"!

Special Features include:

Deleted scenes and documentaries:

Boxing match between Gimli son of Gloin and Chris Tarrant

Gollum gives Frodo a wedgie in Moria

Legolas stars in a musical – Inc. the songs: "Lembas, Lembas, Lembas!" and the already infamous "Stand by your Dwarf"

Mrs Balrog's skin and beauty tips - how to get your skin glowing healthily, and the perils of narrow bridges.

A Hobbits' guide to pipe-weed - The best munchie foods, and where to get them at 3 in the morning. Also the '50 best hobbit pipes on the market'.

Special Gil and Rev documentary - Detailing which substances were used to create the masterpiece, how many hours sleep they actually got and, most importantly, are they going to be locked up for crimes against humour? If not, then why not?

Chris Tarrant - Why?

Concerning onions - Yes.

On the limited, so limited in fact we didn't make it edition - The now not-at-all famous 'Do Elves have nipples?' documentary. Extremely deleted scene.

Running Commentaries by the writers, producers, and directors, Gilraen and the Reverend. Also commentaries by: The man next door, Farmer maggot's scythe-sharpener, and many more, whose names aren't important enough to be mentioned.

Ability to change angle, seeing entire climactic battle sequence from position of a morally relativist pacifist.

Plus, the Rev tells you just where he keeps his ring, and Gil tells the tale of the tattoo - not suitable for minors, miners, Minahs and anyone named Cyril.

Contains scenes of prolonged peril, fantasy of the mind and scary fellows with pointy hats and many, many beards…

All this and more! – Not In stores in August 2003.