Nano: Hello, all. This is Nano. Umm... Lethe's away for now, so she'll
introduce the next chapter. Anyway, we worked hard to do this, so read
away! And don't forget to review. If you must flame, then flame. But be
sure to give us a reason so that we can fix our wrong! (Either that, or
flame you too ^_____^ .) Oh, and Lethe says to "use correct grammar".
Yeah. She has this thing about grammar... (I was the one who originally
wrote this chapter, and before she could put in her own ideas, she went
insane over my scary grammar... She's the grammar queen. I never knew so
many rules exist! You really do learn something everyday! Just today, I
learned that instead of two spaces after a colon... there should only be
ONE.)
Our Disclaimer: Give us a break. We're both poor, and if we did own Inu- yasha or any of the other characters, why would we be writing? It would be on TV. Besides, having them to ourselves for glomping is much more fun. (You hear that?! They are ours to glomp! Stay away from our Miroku, and Inu, and Fluffy too!) Don't sue us or the government will be doomed (possibly even damned).
She Should Have Said Sit
by Nano and Lethe
Chapter One: Would you get off of me?!
"You're doing it again."
He stopped, shocked, but crossed his arms and stuck his nose up in the air, like he always did when he was in denial. "Doing what?"
"You're following me again. I'm going home, and you can't stop me this time."
Inu-Yasha blinked. He hadn't thought that he was being obvious. What was he going to say? Not that she would believe him, regardless.
"No. I just thought that you were in danger or something." he replied.
It was sort of true. She had tried to sneak out of the hut at night, and seeing how Inu-Yasha had really sensitive ears, he was, of course, following her. He had had a hunch from the beginning that she was trying to go home, and he had to stop her at all costs. Of course, he didn't admit it, but he was a bit worried. When had he started to do this? In the beginning, he had thought that she was too stubborn to kill, and not bothered at all.
"I knew you were going to say that you were trying to protect me. But it isn't gonna work this time." Kagome's glare was illuminated by the moonlight, making her look more intimidating than usual. "Do I really have to say... the word... again?" Crossing her arms, she waited for an answer. He winced. Damn, she could pass for a demon with that look.
But that didn't stop him. His stubborn demeanor matched hers, and she wasn't getting away without a fight. "So you think you've outsmarted me, eh? Tell me. Why are you going back this time? All this time, I've been meaning to ask: What is it that's so INTERESTING about your damn era?!"
She thought about this for a moment. Well, for one thing, she hadn't been back for a while now. Other than that, she was sure that her grandfather was telling everyone really weird stories about why she wasn't at school. Every once in a while, she went back to check on what he was saying. Poor girl. The longer she stayed in feudal Japan, the harder it was to get back home.
"Move, Inu-Yasha. Let me go home, just this once," she whined, after seeing that he wasn't letting her go at all.
At this, he almost laughed. "You think I'm lettin' you go, just because you ASKED me to? You obviously don't know me very well, Kagome." And yet, she had known that he was going to follow her, AND she had known that it would come to this.
"You're such a JERK! Get OUT of my way, or I'll SAY THE WORD!!"
"NO."
"MOVE!"
"NEVER!"
Suddenly, Inu-Yasha felt his ears being tugged... violently. He yelled and tried to wrench himself around to see who the offender was. MIROKU!!
"Wh-what in the..." muttered Inu-Yasha, rubbing at his poor, sensitive ears. Miroku looked at him in disbelief.
"Well, Inu-Yasha, I came knowing that you'd do this to poor Lady Kagome," stated Miroku, rubbing his chin, "but I didn't see that one coming." He smirked. "Did that actually hurt?"
"None of your business, monk!"
Kagome knew that another argument was about to break out. And though the arguments that she and Inu-Yasha had were very long and time-wasting, the ones that Inu-Yasha and Miroku had were much more violent. And it looked like Miroku had discovered his weakness.
"Inu-Yasha, let her leave!" said Miroku.
"Why the hell do YOU care?" answered Inu-Yasha stubbornly.
At this, Miroku lifted his fingers to his chin and considered the question carefully. "Well, isn't it obvious? I can't just stand here and watch you disturb Lady Kagome. She deserves respect." Behind him, Kagome nodded in agreement.
Inu-Yasha looked darkly at the two. "...I'm not even going to SAY anything to that."
Miroku cleared his throat. At this point, Sango had come out to investigate the source of the racket, and she and Kagome were now standing a good distance away. "I'll bet that it'll take more than five minutes for them to finish," whispered Sango, chuckling. "I bet ten," said Kagome. They both laughed and looked at the two squabbling "men".
"What are you implying, Miroku? You wanna fight?"
The monk grabbed Inu-Yasha's ear and tugged it, ignoring the half-demon's howls of pain. It was a pretty funny sight, watching a badass hanyou begging for mercy just because somebody was pulling on his ear.
"It DOES hurt, doesn't it, Inu-Yasha?" he said, smirking, doing just the opposite of what monks are supposed to do. Inu-Yasha's anger level was reaching its maximum. But before he could do anything, Kagome decided to get her sweet revenge and joined in. She reached for the other ear and pulled it. 'This is kinda fun!' she thought with a grin.
"WOULD YOU GET OFF OF ME?!" roared Inu-Yasha. He tossed his head to the side in an attempt to shake Miroku, Kagome, and now Sango, off. But the more he moved, the harder they pulled, and the more irritated he got, which made him struggle harder. It was a vicious, never-ending cycle. Especially since, by now, Shippo had joined in.
What happened next was unseen by the group: a flash of light, darting across the sky. They didn't acknowledge the slight tingle that ran through their bodies, and wouldn't know its significance until later...
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After a while, when they finally got on Inu-Yasha's last nerve, everyone decided to go back to sleep. Chuckling, they all went back to their beds.
"Besides, it would be rude to go barging into your house this late... that is, if time is the same there as it is here," pointed Sango, yawning.
"Yeah, you're right, Sango." Kagome got into a comfortable position and fell asleep. Shippo was already sleeping, and Sango was just about ready to turn in herself. Miroku, after casting a last teasing glance at Inu-Yasha, did the same.
"Feh! You stupid... idiots!" And, after giving his ears a last soothing rub, Inu-Yasha fell asleep. The night was silent once more. But, little did they know (People say that a lot, don't they?) what awaited them the next morning...
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Author's notes: That's the first chapter. We need reviews! Don't forget to read our individual work too. (Read Death by Leeks by Lethe... funny funny! And I haven't uploaded in a while, so...)
Our Disclaimer: Give us a break. We're both poor, and if we did own Inu- yasha or any of the other characters, why would we be writing? It would be on TV. Besides, having them to ourselves for glomping is much more fun. (You hear that?! They are ours to glomp! Stay away from our Miroku, and Inu, and Fluffy too!) Don't sue us or the government will be doomed (possibly even damned).
She Should Have Said Sit
by Nano and Lethe
Chapter One: Would you get off of me?!
"You're doing it again."
He stopped, shocked, but crossed his arms and stuck his nose up in the air, like he always did when he was in denial. "Doing what?"
"You're following me again. I'm going home, and you can't stop me this time."
Inu-Yasha blinked. He hadn't thought that he was being obvious. What was he going to say? Not that she would believe him, regardless.
"No. I just thought that you were in danger or something." he replied.
It was sort of true. She had tried to sneak out of the hut at night, and seeing how Inu-Yasha had really sensitive ears, he was, of course, following her. He had had a hunch from the beginning that she was trying to go home, and he had to stop her at all costs. Of course, he didn't admit it, but he was a bit worried. When had he started to do this? In the beginning, he had thought that she was too stubborn to kill, and not bothered at all.
"I knew you were going to say that you were trying to protect me. But it isn't gonna work this time." Kagome's glare was illuminated by the moonlight, making her look more intimidating than usual. "Do I really have to say... the word... again?" Crossing her arms, she waited for an answer. He winced. Damn, she could pass for a demon with that look.
But that didn't stop him. His stubborn demeanor matched hers, and she wasn't getting away without a fight. "So you think you've outsmarted me, eh? Tell me. Why are you going back this time? All this time, I've been meaning to ask: What is it that's so INTERESTING about your damn era?!"
She thought about this for a moment. Well, for one thing, she hadn't been back for a while now. Other than that, she was sure that her grandfather was telling everyone really weird stories about why she wasn't at school. Every once in a while, she went back to check on what he was saying. Poor girl. The longer she stayed in feudal Japan, the harder it was to get back home.
"Move, Inu-Yasha. Let me go home, just this once," she whined, after seeing that he wasn't letting her go at all.
At this, he almost laughed. "You think I'm lettin' you go, just because you ASKED me to? You obviously don't know me very well, Kagome." And yet, she had known that he was going to follow her, AND she had known that it would come to this.
"You're such a JERK! Get OUT of my way, or I'll SAY THE WORD!!"
"NO."
"MOVE!"
"NEVER!"
Suddenly, Inu-Yasha felt his ears being tugged... violently. He yelled and tried to wrench himself around to see who the offender was. MIROKU!!
"Wh-what in the..." muttered Inu-Yasha, rubbing at his poor, sensitive ears. Miroku looked at him in disbelief.
"Well, Inu-Yasha, I came knowing that you'd do this to poor Lady Kagome," stated Miroku, rubbing his chin, "but I didn't see that one coming." He smirked. "Did that actually hurt?"
"None of your business, monk!"
Kagome knew that another argument was about to break out. And though the arguments that she and Inu-Yasha had were very long and time-wasting, the ones that Inu-Yasha and Miroku had were much more violent. And it looked like Miroku had discovered his weakness.
"Inu-Yasha, let her leave!" said Miroku.
"Why the hell do YOU care?" answered Inu-Yasha stubbornly.
At this, Miroku lifted his fingers to his chin and considered the question carefully. "Well, isn't it obvious? I can't just stand here and watch you disturb Lady Kagome. She deserves respect." Behind him, Kagome nodded in agreement.
Inu-Yasha looked darkly at the two. "...I'm not even going to SAY anything to that."
Miroku cleared his throat. At this point, Sango had come out to investigate the source of the racket, and she and Kagome were now standing a good distance away. "I'll bet that it'll take more than five minutes for them to finish," whispered Sango, chuckling. "I bet ten," said Kagome. They both laughed and looked at the two squabbling "men".
"What are you implying, Miroku? You wanna fight?"
The monk grabbed Inu-Yasha's ear and tugged it, ignoring the half-demon's howls of pain. It was a pretty funny sight, watching a badass hanyou begging for mercy just because somebody was pulling on his ear.
"It DOES hurt, doesn't it, Inu-Yasha?" he said, smirking, doing just the opposite of what monks are supposed to do. Inu-Yasha's anger level was reaching its maximum. But before he could do anything, Kagome decided to get her sweet revenge and joined in. She reached for the other ear and pulled it. 'This is kinda fun!' she thought with a grin.
"WOULD YOU GET OFF OF ME?!" roared Inu-Yasha. He tossed his head to the side in an attempt to shake Miroku, Kagome, and now Sango, off. But the more he moved, the harder they pulled, and the more irritated he got, which made him struggle harder. It was a vicious, never-ending cycle. Especially since, by now, Shippo had joined in.
What happened next was unseen by the group: a flash of light, darting across the sky. They didn't acknowledge the slight tingle that ran through their bodies, and wouldn't know its significance until later...
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After a while, when they finally got on Inu-Yasha's last nerve, everyone decided to go back to sleep. Chuckling, they all went back to their beds.
"Besides, it would be rude to go barging into your house this late... that is, if time is the same there as it is here," pointed Sango, yawning.
"Yeah, you're right, Sango." Kagome got into a comfortable position and fell asleep. Shippo was already sleeping, and Sango was just about ready to turn in herself. Miroku, after casting a last teasing glance at Inu-Yasha, did the same.
"Feh! You stupid... idiots!" And, after giving his ears a last soothing rub, Inu-Yasha fell asleep. The night was silent once more. But, little did they know (People say that a lot, don't they?) what awaited them the next morning...
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Author's notes: That's the first chapter. We need reviews! Don't forget to read our individual work too. (Read Death by Leeks by Lethe... funny funny! And I haven't uploaded in a while, so...)
