The Ugly Ducklings 3B
By: Volcana
Authors Notes: Hi y'all I hope you're reading this 'cause you liked the other one. I 'm glad some one does. If you're stupid then this belongs to me, but if you're normal it doesn't. It belongs to Naoko Takeuchi. In this chapter the girls will: Have the picnic and go shopping. And the guys (Darien, and Andrew) will have a talk, plus we'll get to see just how bad Lisa and Stephanie are.
Chapter 3: Picnic Panic
By: Volcana
~*Author's P.O.V.*~
The girls all got settled down on the ground and started to unpack Lita's picnic basket. The girls decided to start the day off with some gossip.
Serena: Hey guys, you wanna know something?
Everybody: Yeah!
Serena: K! I heard that Darien is gonna break-up with Lisa, and that she doesn't suspect a thing.
All: No!
Serena: Yeah!
Lita: My turn! I heard that Ken, Andrew, Greg, and Chad are all looking for girlfriends. And that they don't care if the girls are popular or not!
All: Oh…my…God!!!!!
Mina: Me! I heard that Lisa was actually cheating on Darien with Michael!
Amy: Michael? Oh my god! Michael already has a girlfriend, and he's Darien's friend!
All: We know!!!!!
Rey: My turn! I heard that Stephanie is not a real blonde. I heard she has…GREEN HAIR!
All: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serena: Oh my god!!!!!!!!
Lita: But, she's always saying that people with green hair are freaks!
Rey: Yeah! I know! But, it turns out she was just afraid of being found out!
Mina: Man!
Amy: My turn! I heard that Alex, you know our friend, I heard that she was gonna try to score a date with Robert, and that she's gonna try and set Serena up with Darien, me with Greg, Lita with Ken, Mina with Andrew, and Rey with Chad!
All: What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Amy: Yeah! And she's gonna try and set up Cathy, Kat, Mindy, and Kris!
Lita: Oh…my…god!
Rey: That is so cool!
Serena: Yeah, I know! But with who?
Amy: With Jeff, Josh, Mike, and Justin!
Lita: Anything else?
All: No.
Lita: K, time to eat.
(While the girls where talking and eating Darien made his way to the arcade where his best friend Andrew works.)
*Jingle Jingle* (A.N. I know, I know, stupid jingle, but hey! It's funny. Jeez!
(A.N. Back to the story)
Darien: Hey Andrew!
Andrew: Hey man!
~*Andrew's P.O.V.*~
Okay now in order to understand how my brain works you'll have to know four things: One, I'm obsessed with a girl named Mina, but she doesn't know it. Two neither do my closest friends. Three, I'm just trying to make my friends happy. And four, I'm just a happy go lucky guy;) As soon as Dare walked in I knew he had seen her. Yes her, the girl, Serena. It's like the first time I've seen him act like that. He tries to make it seem like it's 'cause of Lisa, but if you know him like I do, you know it isn't. So he comes up to me and asks for his coffee.
~*Author's P.O.V.*~
Now as Darien asks for his coffee his mind is elsewhere. Andrew decides to have fun, he takes a tape recorder and hides it in his pocket, then he hits record and turns around.
Andrew: Hey listen Darien, what do you think of watching the football game with the guys and me tomorrow?
Darien: Yeah, whatever.
~*Andrew's P.O.V.*~
Now you may not think this is weird, but Darien has never agreed willingly to watch a game with us, and there is NO game tomorrow! So now you understand why this answer interested me.
~*Author's P.O.V.*~
So Andrew continued to prod Darien with questions.
Andrew: So…what do you think of my pink thong?
Darien: It's cool.
Andrew: Did you have another make-out dream with Serena?
Darien: Oh yeah man! It was awesome.
Andrew: DARIEN!
~*Adrew's P.O.V.*~
Oh man! He's got it bad. He said the word "AWESOME"!!!!
Darien (out of trance)" WHAT?
Andrew: Spill!
Darien: Spill what?
Andrew: You just said, and I quote, "Awesome".
Darien: Did not!
Andrew: And you said you had another make out dream with Serena!
(Then Darien looked down while blushing)
~* Andrew *~
Andrew: Oh my God! Are you blushing?
Darien: No! You're just seeing things!
Andrew: Not with my medication, I'm not!
Darien: What?
Andrew: Nothing!!!
Darien: Did you just say "with your medication"?
Andrew: Um…no.
Darien: Whatever!
Andrew: K…Anyway you said you had ANOTHER dream with "you know who".
Darien: Um…Um…oh alright! I like Serena!
Andrew: I knew it! Hey who had numbers 5, 8, 3, 13, 18, and 7?
5,8,3,13,18, and7: Me!
Andrew: Congratulations! You won the bet!
All: Yeah!
Darien: Bet. Bet? BET?!?!?! What bet?!?!?!?!
Andrew: Um…Look Serena!
Darien: Where?
(And he spins around like a top gone haywire, while Andrew sneaks away)
Darien: Hey Andrew! I don't see Sere…Argh! Not again! Stop listening to Andrew! Stop! Jeez!
(And Darien leaves the Arcade)
~*Back at the Park*~
(The girls were continuing to eat when Alex, Kat, Cathy, Mindy, and Kris all came over)
Alex: Hey gurls!
Mindy: Yeah! Wazzup!
Kat: Mindy…NO ONE says wazzup anymore.
Cathy: Yeah! It's totally out!
Kris: Get with the program!
Mindy: Sorry!
Serena: Um…were're STILL here ya know!
Cathy: Oh…sorry dude!
Amy: It's ok!
Lita: So, whatcha doin?
Mindy: Nothin, just wanted to know what you're favorite colors were.
Rey: Why?
Kat: Duh! So we can color-coordinate you when we give you your makeovers!
Serena: Give? I thought we were ALL getting makeovers?
Kris: We are. Just from each other!
Lita: Why do I get an eerie feeling something bad is gonna happen?
All (Alex, Mindy, Kat, Cathy, and Kris): We have NO idea what you're talking about!
All (the rest): Okay!
(And they back away slowly)
Cathy: Get back here!
Kat: Attack!
(And it was a pretty funny sight to see five teenage girls chasing after five other teenage girls in attack mode)
~*Author's P.O.V.*~
And that is exactly what Darien thought when he saw them running around the park hitting, bumping, and smacking into several objects including (Sung to the rhythm of Twelve days of Christmas): twelve water fountains, eleven children screaming, ten trees a'falling, nine old ladies, eight icky bugs, seven picnic baskets, six cans of coke, five golden stiiiiiiicks, four fire hydrants, three wheel chairs, two clawing cats, and a Melvin on top of a treeeee!
(A.N. I know, I know…lame! But, it IS funny:)
And since the ten girls were heading in Darien's direction, he decided to move out of the way before getting squashed. But Alex, Cat, Cathy, Kris, and Mindy saw him before anyone else and stopped, but not before stopping everyone except Serena. And conveniently pushing Serena at a right angle so that she would fall on top of Darien. And she did:) But, a little further back we can see Lisa and Stephanie, and they weren't very happy. And while Serena and Darien were standing up, Lisa and Stephanie were making their way over to them.
Lisa: DARIEN!!!!!!!!!
Stephanie: Darien!
And Darien froze. Then he slowly turned around.
~*Darien's P.O.V.*~
Oh…my…God! I recognize that screech. It's…Lisa. And the echo also known as Stephanie. Wait! What if they saw Serena fall on me? I mean Lisa is awful jealous.
Then why are you still going out with her?
Who said that?
I did! Your sub-conscious. The SMARTER part of your mind.
Oh my God! The fall scrambled my brain. I have gone crazy.
Well, yes. Crazy in love! And no your brain is just fine. Now, will you dump the bimbo and go with the sweet, nice, caring, hot girl that is Serena?
Um, I'll think about it, k?
Ofcourse you will, I'm IN your brain remember?
Oh, yeah! Well, bye!
K, bye!
~*Serena's P.O.V.*~
Now Darien was starting to scare me. I mean he has not blinked at all for atleast five minutes. I mean it. No blinking. None. What. So. Ever. And there is also the fact that his b**** of a girlfriend came over. And my friends have this weird glint in their eyes. It is VERY scary!
~*Cat's P.O.V.*~
Dam! The B**** Lisa and Stephanie are here! And here we were trying to hook up Sere and Dare. I mean how can she not get it! Besides she's cheating on him with Michael ANYWAY!!!!!! God! Will the stupidity never end!
~*Author's P.O.V.*~
Lisa seemed to think that Darien's lack of reaction was because he was admiring her new outfit. A neon pink mini-skirt with a white tank top, no bra, and a light blue leather jacket. Plus thigh high boots, that were pink. Can anyone say, Barbie wanna-be?
Lisa: So Darien, walking the dogs I see?
Stephanie: Yeah, walking the dogs?
Kris: I don't see any dogs here. Just one big, pink bitch!
Lisa: Oh, is that all you got?
Kris: No, not really!
(And she proceeded to try and leap over on top of Lisa, had Mindy, Rey, and Lita not stopped her)
Kris: Let me go! I mean it!
Mindy: We know! We know!
Alex: Kris, we really don't feel like having to bail you out of jail, AGAIN! I mean, say it with me, "anger management".
Kris: "Anger management"…my ass!
Serena: Uh…Lisa, Stephanie not that I don't still think you're bitches, but I suggest you run.
(And they did, and Lisa tripped over a rock and landed face first into a pile of dog crap. Fresh dog crap)
Amy: Well, I hear that stuff helps the pores, HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To Be Continued…
Author's Notes: Well, I hope you people keep reading. In the next chapter they get, dun, dun, dun, THE MAKEOVERS!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you stick around to read the next chapter, I will be good:) Well, bye! And tell me what I should do to make this story better for you:)
