Hiya thanx for your reviews. I am a very un-bothered person at the moment so I like saying that a lot, so just ignore it. So, this is the second chapter, ummm, I don't really know what to put so it will probably be rambling nonsense but it does have a plot believe it or not, so meh.

I do understand that this is sposed to be 5 years after the ending, but it kinda seems to me like it is 5 years before cos I am making some of them act so childish, so meh. Hugo is not Malik, nor is he based on Malik; he just wears the same cloak.

Disclaimer- I kinda forgot top do this in the first chapter, so I'll do a double disclaimer. I don't own any characters from Kingdom hearts, Squaresoft and Disney do, or any 'millennium' items that I use or invent, mainly invent, they belong to Yu-Gi-Oh, the creator that is, that I can't spell name of. I do own Hugo though, my character, I made him up so neh and he isn't Malik

Disclaimer #2-I don't own any characters from Kingdom hearts, Squaresoft and Disney do, or any 'millennium' items that I use or invent, mainly invent, they belong to Yu-Gi-Oh, the creator that is, that I can't spell name of. I do own Hugo though, my character, I made him up so neh and he isn't Malik

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At the Destiny Islands

Kairi- *Wakes up with paopus circling her head* Oww, my head it hurts so much, ooh pretty paopu.

Suddenly all the pictures begin talking to Kairi

Picture 1- Are you alright?

Picture 2- Who cares? If she dies then we should be able to kill off the rest of them.

Kairi- What do you mean?

Picture 3- He just means that we create images of people so you keep bashing your head, get brain damage and die.

Picture 2- You just gave away the plan, now she won't fall for it again.

Picture 1- Ignore them, they're teasing you. Is your head ok?

Kairi- *Dazed* Yes Grandma, your jumper is very pink indeed, and lovely too

Picture 2- Yes! On the way to death

Picture 25- Not again, you tried this 5 years ago

Picture 40- Yeah, stop trying to kill them off

Kairi- *Shakes head* Why are you talking to me?

Wakka- *Walks in* Kairi are you alright ya? You were talking to yourself again.

Kairi- But, it was the pictures

Wakka- Pictures? *Really sarcastically* Oh right, the pictures, yes Kairi, the pictures were talking.

Kairi- Yes, they were

Wakka- Oooooookay.

Kairi- I'll prove it. Okay pictures- TALK!!!

*A tumbleweed blows by*

Wakka- Ok, you might wanna lie down or something ya?

Kairi- Fine, don't believe me *Stomps off to the islet with the paopu tree*

Wakka- Stoopid girl, pictures talking, yeah right.

Picture 3- *Whispers to picture 2* Here's your chance

*Creates an illusion of Lulu from ff10*

Wakka- Who is that? What's with the hair and the dress and the stuffed animal and well, everything.

Lulu- Where am I? Who are you? Oh, you look like Wakka, if he was younger.

Wakka- How you know my name ya?

Lulu- You are like Wakka, do you know anyone called Tidus?

Picture 2- This isn't working, get rid of her

Picture 3- Wait a minute, I wanna see how this turns out

Wakka- Yes, he lives here, I'll go get him, wait here *Runs to get Tidus*

Picture 2- Goodbye Lulu

Lulu- Oh, what a shame. *Disappears*

Wakka- Tidus! *Runs up to Tidus and Selphie*

Tidus- M-m-m-m-m-ine *Pathetically picks up rock because he is so exhausted*

Selphie- No mine *Snatches it back and runs off with it, bumps into Wakka and throws the rock into the sea by accident* Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *Takes a breath* oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*Coughs* oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Wakka- We get the point

Selphie- *Bursts into tears* I worked so hard to get that rock, now it's gone forever

Wakka- You can always get it back, or get another one

Selphie- Good point *Jumps into the sea, in search of her rock, only to be swept away by the current* Help meeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Tidus- Hah! *Jumps up* That was a fake rock, this is the real one *Picks up a rock which shimmers in the sunlight and is all the colours of the rainbow, which looks like a pretty stone, but isn't* Heh heh heh

Wakka- You gotta come see this, there's ....

Tidus- Don't care, I got my rock now *Sits, rocking back and forward on the sand, muttering to the rock*

Wakka- Pathetic *Swims over to the islet*

Kairi- *Sitting on the floor by a coconut tree* Oh hello Wakka. What happened to Selphie?

Wakka- She went out to sea, I don't suppose that she'll ever be back, she'll either drown, or something.

Kairi- Oh, that's nice *Stares towards the cave*

Wakka- Oh that reminds me, you gotta come see this, it's amazing, there's someone in the cave.

Kairi- Really? Can I see them?

Wakka- Sure, follow me *Runs towards the secret place*

Kairi- Now surely he'll believe me about the pictures talking. *Follows Wakka into the secret place*

Wakka- Wha? You aren't the person who was in here.

Kairi- What're you talking about, there's no one there Wakka *Staring at the wall*

Wakka- *Annoyed* Nooo, by the door stoopid

Kairi- Oh, Aagh! A purple-cloaked person

Hugo- Hello Kairi, Wakka

Wakka- How do you know our names, and what is your name?

Hugo- *Ignoring Wakka* I bring news

Kairi- You're not a hallucination are you? And what news do you bring?

Hugo- I am certainly not a hallucination. Firstly, I must give you this *hands Kairi a golden paopu fruit, it has a golden eye in the centre and isn't too ornate* It is a present, you must discover what it does by yourself. I was supposed to bring something for Selphie, but she is gone, I can't give it to her.

Kairi- Thank you stranger. I didn't go to school, so I never had long rambling speeches from police officers about not accepting stuff from strangers, so thank you. *Smiles at millennium paopu*

Wakka- Don't I get anything?

Hugo- Ah yes, here *Hands Wakka a golden Blitzball with a big eye on it* it is most powerful, much more powerful than world champion.

Wakka- I don't know what that is, but it sounds good so yay!

Tidus- *Runs in* I have my rock, so I don't need anything, but I want something

Hugo- *Sighs* Here then Tidus *Hands Tidus a golden rock with an eye on it. Tidus immediately throws away the other one and hugs the new rock* It um, is better than the other rock

Tidus- I know that already, so thanks.

Hugo- I must go now, my business here is done.

Kairi- Wait! We challenge you to a fight

Hugo- But you don't fight Kairi

Kairi- When I say we, I mean Tidus and Wakka

Hugo- Fine, he was like this too *30 seconds later, Tidus and Wakka are defeated*

Wakka- That really hurt

Tidus- Man, I'm really off today

Hugo- The same as with the other one, I really must leave now

Kairi- Wait! You said that you had news

Hugo- Oh yes, well Sora is safe, so you have nothing to worry about, good bye *Disappears through portal that suddenly appears outta nowhere*

Kairi- Wait! Don't go. What about Sora? Do you know anything else? Where is he? Wait! *Falls to her knees*

Wakka- My head hurts

Tidus- Where'd my rock go? Ah here it is *Huggles the rock*

Wakka- Pathetic, really pathetic. Who was that guy anyway?

Tidus- I didn't even see his face, it was in shadow

Kairi- *Stands up gradually* He knew about Sora, there must be a way to get to him, why don't we try to find a way from this cave *Keeps hitting the walls to find a switch or something* Come on, search

Tidus- Okay *Trips over a crack in the floor* Damn, I thought that would open a passageway

Wakka- How a bout this? *Pushes down the big boulder on the left hand side of the cave* Look, a passageway opened! *A dark hole appeared in the wall on the left*

Kairi- Let's go through, I wonder what will be there? *Walks through*

Tidus- I wonder what I should name my rock, I know, I should call it ummm, Jessie. Yes that's it

Wakka- Crazy *Walks through the passageway*

Tidus- Wait for Jessie and me! *Runs into the tunnel after them the passage closes after them, so it is really pitch black*

Wakka- Jessie?

Tidus- The rock!!!

Wakka- Oh right

Kairi- One of us really should have bought a torch with us.

Meanwhile, at Hollow Bastion.

Cid- *Is creeping around Hollow Bastion, mostly specifically Rising Falls* Oh Yuffie! Come out and I'll give you um, some gil, I mean munny! Lots and lots of munny

Yuffie- *Is hiding in a really obvious place, behind a big boulder* No way ye olde farmer Cid

Cid- I'm not a farmer you little (^£$"^%*^$^&%^*&^£$%$&^(%&%($&$^)&*%

Yuffie- And I'm not a (^£$"^%*^$^&%^*&^£$%$&^(%&%($&$^)&*% either so now we're even.

Cid- No we're not, gimme back that engine

Yuffie- No way *Cid gets 5 Shruiken thrown at the back of his head*

Cid- Why you little (^£$"^%*^$^&%^*&^£$%$&^(%&%($&$^)&*% what did you do that for?

Yuffie- Stop calling me that!

Cid- *Really really annoyed* I'll call you whatever I like until I get my engine back. *Looks around* Hey! Where'd all my munny go? YUFFIE! *Huffs and puffs his way up to the castle after Yuffie*

Yuffie- *Runs past Aerith supervising Leon and Cloud* Hi Aerith. Bye Aerith *Runs off at top speed towards the Great Crest*

Aerith- Oh hello Yuffie. *Shouts to her* If you don't want him to catch you, go to the West Wing

Yuffie- *Shouts back* Good point, thanks *Runs off towards the West Wing*

Aerith- Now come on guys, hurry up, we'll have this castle cleaned up in no time at all.

Cloud- That's what you said 12 hours ago and we haven't even finished cleaning the library yet, only because you insist that we clean every page in each book separately.

Leon- Yeah, and I look like such an idiot in this apron, I want the other one.

Cloud- No, it's mine *Hugs apron*

Leon- No, mine

Cloud- Mine!

Leon- Mine!

Cloud- Mine!

Leon- Mine!

Cloud- Mine!

Leon- Mine!

Cloud- Mine!

Leon- Mine!

Aerith- Stop arguing you two. You're acting like, I don't know, two children on an island fighting over a rock, but like that'll ever happen

*All begin laughing*

Leon- You're right Aerith

Cloud- Yeah, we shouldn't argue over an apron

Leon- Yeah, why were we arguing any way

Cloud- It was all your fault, you wanted my apron.

Leon- I never

Cloud- Yeah you did

Aerith- Be quiet and start cleaning! *Cloud and Leon glare at each other, then continue cleaning rather reluctantly* That's much better, now how about some music while you work?

Cloud- Yeah, what music you got?

Leon- it had better be good music, or I'm not listening

Aerith- Um, I got...

Cid- *Wheezes his way into the library* Have....you..s-s-s-seen Y-y-y- yuffieeeeeeee *Falls onto the floor* Ouch

Leon- Wow, he's too exhausted to even swear

Cloud- Is he alive?

Cid- Of course I'm alive you little (^£$"^%*^$^&%^*&^£$%$&^(%&%($&$^)&*%, now have you seen that Yuffie?

Aerith- Oh you poor thing, you must be exhausted, you go rest over there, I'll go fetch you a drink. You two *Frowns at Cloud and Leon* stay here. *Walks off*

Cid- Run for it *Cloud and Leon untie the girly aprons and run off, Leon comes back and picks up Cloud's apron, hides it in a book shelf, then runs off again*

Leon - *Standing in the dungeon place* Where should we go?

Cloud- I know! Lets go to the West Wing, where they specifically told us not to go. There must be something really good there if we aren't allowed to go.

Leon- But it's against the rules and she'll find us there

Cloud- So! Well maybe, if we just looked around the door, then left, they wouldn't know would they?

Leon- I suppose so, I say ok, but if we get in trouble, it's your fault.

Cloud- Fine then *Begins running towards the West Wing*

Leon- Cloud?

Cloud- Yes?

Leon- Where exactly is the West Wing?

Cloud- I don't know

*In the library*

Aerith- *Comes back with the drink* Where have they gone?

Cid- *Looking very guilty* I don't know

Aerith- Cloudy! Leon! Where are you? *Sees the apron on the floor* LEON!!!! You stole the other one *A paper aeroplane lands on the floor by her feet* Oh, what's this? *Picks it up and reads it*

Aerith, They're headed for the West Wing. Get there quick. Yuffie P.S. Cid told them to run for it

Cid- What does it say?

Aerith- Never you mind *Purposely drops the glass of water on the floor and it shatters* You can clean that up seeing as how you told them to go *Runs towards the West Wing*

Cid- *Starts moaning and grumbling to himself* Why should I do it? What was I doing before this? Ah yes, chasing that ninja *Runs off* Who cares about that glass? *Comes back* I do *Cleans it up*

At the West Wing

Aerith- I would have thought that they would be here by now, I mean they must have left ages ago and I got here in 2 minutes.

Yuffie- *Jumps down from the ceiling* They're not here? Oh well, I'll go search for them, luckily I hid that engine in a safe place so farmer can't find it

Aerith- Farmer?

Yuffie- Oh, that's Cid. I'll go now, wait there. *Runs off in search of Cloud and Leon*

Aerith- She'd better hurry up, oh well, while I'm waiting, I might as well go into the West Wing while I wait *Goes through huge ornate doors to the West Wing*

Meanwhile, in the dungeon place

Leon- Where do you think it is?

Cloud- Well, from the name, I'd say that it was in the west.

Leon- Well duh

Cloud- Ok, ok, hang on a sec, I hear something, hide under that table over there *Leon hides under the table, Cloud hides behind a chair*

Leon- Why?

Cloud- Sssh! Be quiet

*Yuffie creeps in, looks around and walks out again*

Leon- If we follow her, she'll lead us to the West Wing

Cloud- Ok, lets go *Follows Yuffie*

Leon- Hey! Wait for me! *Bumps his head on the table* Ouch *Follows Cloud*

*They arrive at the West Wing*

Aerith- *Walks outta the door to meet Yuffie* Did you find them?

Yuffie- No I couldn't find them anywhere. *Whispers to Aerith* I saw them in the dungeon, hiding in very obvious places. Now they're over there hiding behind the statue, I think that we should let them in, and mess with their minds a bit to teach them a lesson.

Aerith- *Nods* I'll help you search, I bet you that they're back in the library by now, back tom their cleaning *Walks off with Yuffie towards the library*

Leon- They didn't see us! We must be so good at hiding. We even fooled a ninja and they're supposed to be really sneaky and tricky and clever. Lets go in now

Cloud- Ok *Walks up to the door* hey look at this sign on the door *Points to it*

Leon- *Walks up to the door* Yeah, it says:

KEEP OUT OF THE WEST WING. STRICTLY FORBIDDEN. PUNISHMENT FOR ENTERING IS DEATH.

Cloud- I can read you know

Leon- Whatever, lets go in *Tries to open door but it's too heavy*

Cloud- Why not try this *There's a switch on the wall next to the door, he flips it*

Leon- *As the door is opening* Why didn't we ever notice this place before?

Cloud- I dunno *Walks through door*

Leon- Well, here goes *Follows Cloud*

At the library

Aerith- They fell for it

Yuffie- This'll be fun

Cid- Are you gonna let me in on the joke?

Aerith and Yuffie- NO!!!

At a field on the outskirts of a town that looks like Traverse Town, but isn't

Sora- Yay, I have a new key chain now, the millennium Keyblade

Goofy- How come we didn't get anything?

Donald- Yeah, we get nothing and you get some good new weapon

*A thousand million miles away*

Hugo- *Hits his head with his hand* I KNEW that I forgot something

*Back to Sora, Donald and Goofy*

Sora- Oh I wish that I knew where my friends were.

Donald- We're here

Sora- No, my other friends

Goofy- Which ones?

Sora- You know, Riku and Kairi

Donald- Who?

Goofy- Never heard of them.

Sora- Have you guys suddenly gone dumb or something. You know 5 years ago, at Kingdom hearts? *Flashback of the ending shows*

Donald- Sorry Sora, I wasn't paying attention, could you show that again?

Sora- I've had just about enough of this. *Walks away from Donald and Goofy. They chase after him*

Goofy- Gawrsh Sora, what's the matter?

Sora- You're just so dumb, I mean you can't even remember my old friends, are your memories really that short?

*Donald and Goofy start to laugh*

Donald- We were just kidding, of course we know who they are

Goofy- Yeah, we were just foolin' around

Sora- That's alright then *They continue walking*

Goofy- Sora?

Sora- Yes

Goofy- Do you miss your old friends

Sora- Yes, I wish that I could see what they are doing now *An apparition of Riku and Kairi appears. Riku is running away, looking annoyed and Kairi is looking around, looking confused* Aaagh!

Donald- What's that?

Goofy- It must be the new Keyblade, remember what Hugo said?

*Flashback of meeting Hugo*

Sora- I think that we have all already worked that out. Kairi can you hear me? Riku? *The images don't respond and they eventually fade away*

Donald- Let's carry on then *Marches off*

Goofy- *Runs after him* Wait Donald! I think that Sora is a bit upset so he needs time to think it over

Donald- What're you talkin' bout? He's basically dancing around cos he's so happy that he saw them *Sora is dancing around being happy and scaring away nearby wildlife*

Goofy- *Runs back to Sora* Please stop that Sora, you're scaring a lotta stuff and it's scaring us too

Sora- *Stops dancing* Sorry guys, I'm just so happy that they're ok. Actually they look a bit annoyed and confused, but at least they're still alive. I wanna actually see them and be able to talk to them though, but that won't happen I know.

Donald- It happened before, maybe you just have to say something specific, try it.

Goofy- Yeah, you've got nothing to lose

Sora- Ok, last time, when I said I wish, it worked, so I'll try it this time. I wish that they could appear right next to me *Nothing happens*

Goofy- Try something else

Donald- Yeah, it might work

Sora- Ok, I wish for a cheese sandwich *An apparition of a cheese sandwich appears in his hand*

Donald- How come that works?

Goofy- Yeah, and the other one didn't?

Sora- I don't know, I'll try again. Um, I wish that Ansem would walk up to us *An apparition of Ansem walks up to them*

Donald- Aaagh! Go away, get away evil demon

Goofy- Calm down, it's just an apparition, it's not real.

Donald- You mean that's a ghost over there cos you keep saying apparition?

Goofy- No, when I say that, I mean a projection, something not real, not there, but it is, not the real person/thing. You get it now?

Donald- Not really, but yes I suppose so if I say yes maybe it'll shut you up *Ansem disappears*

Sora- Right, one last go. Um, I wish that the real Kairi was here so that I could talk to her *There was a flash of white light and Kairi stood there looking dazed*

Kairi- *Really really surprised* Sora? Is that you?

Sora- *Hugs her* Yes! Kairi, are you really there, you are real aren't you?

Kairi- Of course, but as I disappeared I heard a voice saying that I have 5 minutes

Goofy- You serious?

Kairi- No, I made that up

Donald- *Laughs* I knew that *Shifty eyes*

Sora- So, how's the island? *Kairi tells Sora all about life on the island, it takes about a minute cos nothing much actually happens* Oh, really, so Tidus is insane now, I knew it!

Kairi- So Sora, what have you been doing these 5 years?

Sora- Oh nothing much, just wandering around looking for Kingdom Hearts

Kairi- You lazy bum, we've been busy on the island, building new stuff and junk and you're just taking it easy, wandering round.

Sora- Pretty much yeah, I'm kinda lazy I suppose. We haven't even got near to finding the door.

Donald- Yup

Goofy- Too true

Kairi- So lazy.

Donald- Yup

Goofy- Too true

Kairi- Is that all you can say?

Donald- Yup

Goofy- Too true

Sora- Ignore them. So are you happy Kairi? *Realises that she has disappeared suddenly* Kairi? Where'd you go?

Donald- Oh well, she's gone

Goofy- Such a shame

Sora- I wonder what's the secret to activating that thing?

Donald- I don't know.

Goofy- Not sure really

Sora- You're so hopeless

Donald- Yeah yeah

Goofy- Sure sure

*Sora runs away looking irritated and it just suddenly begins snowing so they take shelter in a conveniently nearby deserted house*

Inside the door of Kingdom Hearts

Mickey- *Is sitting at a desk, and keeps drawing up plans to escape, looks at a watch* Hmm, he should be back by now, that's odd, oh well *Continues drawing up escape plans*

Riku- *Is some way away by now* There must be a way outta here, I mean, it can't be completely sealed. Why can't I have someone to tell me how to get outta here?

*Heartless start following him dancing to an even more complicated routine using Wight knights as batons, large bodies as trampolines and stuff like that, basically Heartless as props*

Riku- Go away! Can't I escape on my own here!

*Walks away but the heartless follow him and block the patch with their dance routine*

Riku- I command you to go away

*Nothing happens*

Riku- Uh oh! I lost my control over the heartless that means that they'll probably attack me now. I gotta go *Runs away with the heartless chasing after him* I don't need any help, I have my sword, uh oh, I left it back with the mouse, now I'm in trouble *continues running with about 50000000000000000 heartless chasing him*

Back at the door

Mickey- *Notices the bat-wing sword* Oh look, Riku's sword, he left it here, I have the feeling that he might need it right now, but never mind, he's mean to me so why should I help him. Wait a minute! *Stands up* That's not the attitude of a king! I should go help him, but I've nearly worked out where a way to escape is. He'll just have to wait a bit. *Continues working*

Back to further in the darkness

Riku- *The heatless have stopped for a rest, so Riku is hiding* Why did it go away? Why did it take 5 years? I would have thought my power to control the heartless would have gone when *Shudders* Maleficent died.

Heatless 1- *Talking in heartless talk* I'm a bit blind, so where's he gone?

Heartless 2- I dunno, I can't hear him anywhere

Heartless 1- You can see fine, so why don't you look for him?

Heartless 2- Good point *Looks around* Nope, can't see him.

Heartless 1- You're so hopeless

Heartless 2- Thank you.

Heartless 1- *Shakes head*

Riku- *Creeps off without the heartless noticing* Hey look! A door *Goes up to it* Fine then, it isn't really a door, it just looks like one, so I can't escape *A trap door suddenly opens next to Riku* Was I supposed to fall down that?

Heartless 2- Damn, I was sure that it would work

Heartless 1- Somehow I don't think that he's dumb enough to fall for that

Heartless 2- Then how come he just jumped down the trap door?

Heartless 1- I don't quite know

Riku- *As he's jumping down the trap door* See ya later!

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That was the 2nd chapter, and it was kinda long, I think, ye, about 20 pages on my computer. Oh well, I suppose that it's better than a really short chapter, or maybe not, I dunno. Um, ye, tell me what you thought of it and I might do some more, actually I will, cos I'm not gonna abandon this fan fic like I have done with the other ones, oh well, I am so unbothered, never mind.

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