Booyaka! Thanx for the reviews and everything. Ye, well this is the 3rd chapter and ye it might get a bit crazier from here on especially the Hollow Bastion bit, so you've been warned.

Disclaimer- I don't own nuffink.

Now, on with the story

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Inside the darkness of the cave

Kairi- *Trips over* Owwwwwwwwww!!!! My foot, it hurts, I can't go on!

Wakka- Sure you can! I'll help you up, but first I need to know where you are. Where are you ya?

Kairi- Um, well I'm sitting on the floor.

Wakka- *Sarcastic* Wow, how really helpful. Tidus, can you help here?

*Silence*

Wakka- Tidus?

Kairi- Don't tell me he ran off

Wakka- I don't think that he ran off, I just think that he got lost, or is distracted.

Kairi- By what?

Wakka- Have you noticed what's all over the floor?

Kairi- Uh-oh!

*Some way away*

Tidus- ROCKS!!! *Tries to grab as many as possible*

*A blinding white light um, blinds Tidus and temporarily lights up the cave*

Tidus- Nooo, I can't see help me someone!!

Wakka- Hey! I think that I just saw Tidus over there

Kairi- Over where?

Wakka- Are you blind or somethin? *cave returns to darkness* TIDUS!!! SHOUT SO WE CAN FIND YOU!!!!

Tidus- Hmm, I think I just heard Wakka. WAKKA!!

Wakka- There! That way! *Runs off*

Kairi- Hey! My ankle kinda really hurts, I can't get up. Don't leave me. *Cave lights up suddenly for no particular reason*

Tidus- *Walks past Kairi* Hi Kairi

Kairi- Huh? But I thought that you were over there

Tidus- Well, I dunno, I was no where really, I just appeared

Kairi- Huh? *Hears something behind her and turns around*

Tidus- Hiya

Kairi- Aaagh! But, you were just in front of me *Turns around* Aaagh! But you're behind me too and to the side and diagonal and over there and there and there and I feel dizzy *Holds head and sways about, nearly fainting*

Tiduses- What's the matter Kairi?

Kairi- This is so confusing

Wakka- *Comes back* Hey Kairi! I found Tidus

Tiduses- But I'm Tidus!

Wakka- What?

Kairi- When?

Wakka- Who?

Kairi- How?

Wakka- This is where Selphie should say Why *Throws Blitzball at wall*

Selphie- *Suddenly appears outta nowhere next to Wakka, soaking wet* Oh, hi Kairi, Wakka, Tiduses *Realises what is there* TIDUSES!!!!!

Wakka- What you doin here?

Selphie- I dunno. I was just minding my own business, drowning at sea, and then I just appeared here

Wakka- I wonder how that happened?

Selphie- Yes, this is a great mystery

Kairi- Don't we have a worse mystery on our hands?

Wakka- What?

Selphie- What mystery could possibly be more confusing and mystifying than my sudden appearance here?

Kairi- *Points to the Tiduses* Them

Wakka- Of course

Selphie- Now why didn't I think of that?

Kairi- Now how could hundreds, no thousands of Tiduses have just suddenly appeared. I mean, there are more of them every second, where are they coming from and why?

Selphie- Don't ask me, I only just got here *Looks at the Tiduses who are all singing Mary had a little lamb, but with Mary replaced with Tidus and Lamb replaced with rock, swaying from side to side as they sang*

Wakka- How can we get rid of them?

Kairi- I'm not sure, but we have to find a way outta here first. *Looks at the tunnel properly for the first time. It was narrow and water was dripping down from the ceiling. The stone on the sides of the tunnel was worn down and had odd words scratched into it. Words like Dark, Parrots, West and Gummi Ships. The floor was made of earth and was littered with rocks and skeletons*

Selphie- Let's just go down the tunnel and hopefully we'll eventually get out. Come on everyone *They walk single file down the corridor with Kairi leading them*

Wakka- This is so boring, when are we gonna get there?

Tiduses- Are we there yet?

Kairi- No

Tiduses- Are we there yet?

Wakka- No

Tiduses- Are we there yet?

Selphie- Not yet

Tiduses- Are we there yet?

Kairi- We'll get there even slower if you keep talking

Tiduses- Are we there yet?

Wakka- NO!!!

Tiduses- Are we there yet?

Selphie- You are really beginning to annoy me now

Tiduses- Are we there yet?

Wakka- You open your mouths again and um, no more rocks

Tiduses- *Start crying*

Kairi- That was really mean

Selphie- Yeah, did you have to be so harsh?

Wakka- Yes

Selphie- Oh ok, I was just wondering

Kairi- Hey look! An exit! *They all begin running towards it*

Wakka- We're nearly there *Is about to reach it*

Selphie- You know this is usually the part where something blocks the path or for some un-foreseen reason we can't get through

Kairi- Yeah, usually

*They approach the exit*

Wakka- *Walks through* Well that was easy

Selphie- Yeah, I would have at least expected some trap or a monster at least

Kairi- Where are we anyway?

Wakka- Yeah, this place looks kinda familiar

Selphie- I know where we are

Kairi- Where?

Wakka- Yeah, tell us

Selphie- The secret place, we just went in a huge circle

Kairi- What! I can't believe it. We walked through that cave and all it did was take us in one big circle?

Wakka- Pretty much yeah

Selphie- Man, that sucks

Kairi- So whatta we do now anyway

Wakka- Most especially, what do we do with them?

*The Tiduses have run onto the beach and are rolling around on the floor and barking, acting like puppies*

Selphie- How embarrassing

Kairi- Yeah, what are we gonna tell Tidus' parents?

Wakka- I have no idea, do you think they'll mind having another couple of thousand people in their house?

Selphie- What do you think?

Wakka- No?

Kairi- Clueless.

Selphie- Completely

Wakka- Do you reckon we'll ever know which is the real Tidus?

Kairi- Maybe, but we have to work out how to find which is the real one first. *Sits on the floor thinking*

Selphie- I know! No I don't. That wouldn't work, or that, or that or that. Maybe I should stop trying to think

Wakka- That would be great ya?

Kairi- Come on. We don't want to be stuck with these freaks forever. We have to think of something

*Sit there for a few minutes*

Selphie- Anything?

Wakka- Nope

Kairi- Not me

Selphie- Oh

Wakka- *Jumps up* Eureka!

At Hollow Bastion

*Leon and Cloud are in the West Wing. There is a long corridor, which is wide, and has a floor made of mother of pearl. There are some expensive looking paintings on the wall and the walls are painted in a deep red colour. There is a huge oak door at the end of the quite short corridor, they're headed towards it*

Cloud- Wow! We were living in the dump part of this castle and they're living in luxury the whole time and we didn't even know.

Leon- Do you think that they'll notice if a few paintings go missing?

Cloud- Yes

Leon- Well I don't care *Takes a painting of Hollow Bastion off the walls*

*An alarm starts sounding*

Alarm- Replace painting number 15674 right away, or immediate action will be taken

Cloud- Told you that they'd mind. You'd better put it back

Leon- What and pick another one instead?

Cloud- *Hits head with hand* No

Leon- What should I do then?

Alarm- Replace painting number 15674 right away, or immediate action will be taken

Cloud- OH! Be quiet!

Alarm- Replace painting number 15674 right away, or immediate action will be taken

Leon- Fine, I'll put it back *Puts painting back*

Alarm- Security has been informed of intruders and they will be down in a few minutes. You may as well give yourself up

Leon- Who are you to tell us what to do?

Alarm- You are intruding in a private residence.

Cloud- We live here too

Alarm- But not in this part of the castle

Leon- Well we're just gonna go through this door now *Walks up to oak door*

Alarm- You don't wanna go through there

Cloud- I think that we do

Alarm- Ok fine then, I don't care if you go through there

Leon- Ok then *Walks through*

Alarm- Grr, why does reverse psychology never work?

Cloud- *Follows Leon through door*

*At the control room*

Yuffie- *Speaking into the alarm speaker thing microphone thingy* We're sending security now

Aerith- What is security?

Yuffie- *Covers microphone with hand* That nice guy over there ^_^

Aerith- ????? Where'd he go????

Yuffie- Yes *Nods* You know, Cid *Points to cid who is standing in the corner, gagged, wearing a dumb hat*

Aerith- Oh right, Cid

Yuffie- He can fight can't he?

Aerith- Oh yes, of course *Hands Cid a spear* Do us proud *Gently pushes Cid into a lift, which will take him to where Cloud and Leon are*

Cid- Mmmm.hmbnmgm bmngjklg

Yuffie- Oh right, the gag *Unties it quickly before the lift goes down*

Aerith- Bye bye Cid darling *The lift descends and Aerith and Yuffie wave goodbye to cid*

Cid- What am I doing? I haven't used a spear in 10 years, how am I supposed to fight them? *Lift stops and cid gets off*

Leon- OH! CID! How are you?

Cid- Um, I am security, see *Shows them the hat he is wearing, it says 'Security Dude'*

Leon and Cloud- *Start laughing*

Cid- You're not the kind of people that I would of thought laughed, *Shakes head* what am I saying? Why are you laughing?

Leon- *Talking whilst laughing* Cos you're so old

Cloud- You're like so much older then us, you can't even beat us at chess, do you think that you can win at fighting?

Cid- It is my sworn duty to get rid of trespassers *Stands, blocking their path so they can't go any further*

Leon- *Takes out the gunblade*

Cloud- *Draws his Buster sword covered in toilet paper*

Leon- You don't stand a chance

Cloud- Yeah, we're invincible as a team, well sorta

Cid- Help! *Closes eyes and pokes his spear forward*

Leon- Aaagh!

Cloud- No fair!

Cid- *Opens eyes, Leon and Cloud are lying on the floor, defeated* Hey! I did it! Did you see that girls?

Alarm- That wasn't you, look behind you

Cid- Looks around *There is Hugo (but Cid doesn't know that it's him, cos he doesn't know Hugi) running further into the West Wing*

Cloud- Did you seriously think that it was you who beat us?

Cid- Yes, I did

Leon- Stupid, well we have to go after this intruder *Stands up and follows the other two who are already through the door*

*There are many doors, each one bigger then the last and made of more expensive materials. They eventually lead to a stage. There is a single spotlight on the stage, everywhere else in darkness. Hugo is no-where to be seen*

Cid- Where did they go?

Alarm- Be careful. He could be anywhere

Leon- We know that

Cloud- I always wanted to go up on stage and act properly, lets go on the stage

Leon- Yeah, we can *Walks up to stage with Cid and Cloud*

Alarm- Now! *Bars come down and trap them on the stage*

Leon- ????

Hugo- *Comes into the light* Hello

Cloud- YOU!

Hugo- What was that for?

Cloud- I dunno

Cid- Why are we trapped?

Hugo- I'm just following orders, they were to lead you here and trap you there

Leon- Who are you anyway?

Hugo- I'm Hugo

Cloud- Oooh, how incredibly informative

Hugo- Be quiet or I won't give you what I've been told to give you.

Cid- Finally! Somebody appreciates that it's my birthday today

Leon- It's your birthday?

Cloud- You didn't tell us

Cid- I told you numerous times during the past week, and I reminded you earlier today

Leon- Oh

Cloud- We weren't paying attention

Hugo- Anyway. Before I give you the things, first you're gonna have to do something

Cloud- What?

Cid- It'd better not involve embarrassment, remember, it's my birthday

Hugo- Eh, whatever. NOW! *A beam of light shoots at the three in the cage and replaces their normal outfits with a geeky Mickey Mouse costume for Cloud, a Goofy costume for Leon and a Donald costume for Cid*

Alarm- *Mickey mouse club march thing is playing in the background* You have to sing and dance to this song before you get the stuff

Cloud- o_O

Cid- No way! I look stupid in this costume, why do we have to dress like this anyway?

Leon- I quite like this costume actually, it's my colour

Everyone else- O_O

Alarm- Start now, or you'll never get outta there

Cloud- Fine, but you'd better not be taping it

Hugo- *Shifty eyes* Umm, no

Leon- That's alright then

Leon, Cid and Cloud- * They start singing in very tuneless voices, and dancing like elephants, if elephants did ballet, which reduces Yuffie and Aerith to fits of giggles as Hugo is taping it, to show to everyone later*

*At Hawaii*

Sora- ???? How'd we get here? Weren't we just somewhere else?

Donald- I dunno

Goofy- let's just enjoy it while we can

*Start relaxing and sipping cocktails*

In the trapdoor

Riku- I've been sliding down this trapdoor for hours, when will I fall out? Oh! There's some light down there, I wonder where it leads?

*Falls into light and lands on top of Leon, Cloud and Cid in the middle of their dance routine*

Alarm- OH! Why'd you have to ruin it, they were just getting to the good part

Leon- *Is lying on the floor, crushed* M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!

Cid- Shut up

Cloud- Geroff you!

Riku- *Stands up and walks away from them, looking puzzled* Why are you dressed like that? More importantly, why are you singing? Is this Hollow Bastion?

Cid- Sure is

Leon- How'd you know

Riku- You think I haven't been here before?

Cloud- Right, how'd you get here

Riku- got stuck inside some stupid door for 5 years with some heartless, jumped down a trapdoor inside Kingdom Hearts, got here now, landed on top of you lot..

*Suddenly 50000000000000000 heartless fall on top of them through the trap door*

Riku- They must've followed me through

Cid- Well duh

Riku- Be quiet

Leon- We need to fight them

Cid- As I said just now, well duh

Cloud- Anyone got a weapon? I got my toilet paper covered buster sword

Leon- I got my Gunblade

Cid- I got nuthin

Riku- Left mine behind

Hugo- This is where I come in, use these and I'm not bothered to explain how good they are this time, so just assume that they're good

*Throws a golden sword to Riku with the eye insignia and a spear, also with big golden eye on it to Cid, then disappears. Leaving a golden wing with eye and a golden Griever ring (With eye) behind. Also, there was a golden eye Shruiken and gold staff with eye on it. On the floor, next to the items was the tape of the MM march thing *

Riku- Kool, a new weapon

Cloud- I didn't get a weapon :(

Leon- We should fight theses things away you know

Cid- Yeah all )^*^$*^*^$*^%($£^%*&($ 50000000000000000 of em

*Yuffie and Aerith come to join them*

Yuffie- We're helping too

Aerith- I'll stand in the background, healing

*Start fighting all the heartless*

Cid- There are too many of them

Leon- yeah, it's *Counts everyone on his fingers, very slowly*

Cloud- *Interrupts when Leon gets to 2* 6, Leon, 6

Leon- I knew that *shifty eyes* So, it's like 6 against 50000000000000000

Riku- One less than that, I just killed one

Leon- I'm not bothered to say that

Yuffie- Be quiet and start killin' them!

*Continue fighting heartless*

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That was a bit rubbish wasn't it? Oh well, I'm sorry, the next chapter will be better, I promise you all. Sorry it's a bit late, I wrote it ages ago but I forgot to upload it, sorry.

Bye byes!

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