Disclaimer for this chapter: I do not own any of the characters in here. I do not make any income for torturing them in any random ways(though I wish I did, then I would be rich). All of the opinions in here are those of The Flame Panther, and myself. This is for pure entertainment purposes only. Read and enjoy.

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Traning Camp Night 1 " Partner for Life"

~Meanwhile, the new recruits were checking out their lovely cabins, and their partners. Let's just say some were happier than others.~

**Cabin #11

Bakura: I guess these are the instructions Panther was talking about. ~picks up a peice of paper with a few printed lines on it. He turns to Kuja, who is sitting on his bed, his back turned to Bakura to face the wall.~

Kuja: I suppose so.

Bakura: Say we memorize them like he said?

Kuja: What are we now? Goodie, goodies?

Bakura: Well, I really wouldn't like to be tortured in hideous ways.

Kuja: How do you know that you're going to be tortured in hideous ways?

Bakura: It says right here on the first line: " Those who do not read and memorize these instructions will be tortured in hideous ways."

Kuja: ~turns around to face Bakura, eyes wide.~ What!?

Bakura: So shall we?

Kuja:......I'm going to hate being with you Mr. Goodie Goodie.

Bakura: ~laughs lightly to himself as he begins to read of the instructions, Kuja sitting there, looking off into space.~

**Cabin #16

Chibodee: ~Standing on his bed, punching the air wildly.~

Yuri: ~sitting on his side of the bed, reading the instructions.~ The second line says that we can only use our physical abilities to pass grueling exercises that are to come. Doesn't sound very promising. ~Looks up to see Chibodee punching the air madly, murmuring to an unseen person.~ You hear me?

Chibodee: Yeah, I heard you. I'm just practicing. Like it said, we have to use our phsyical abilities. I'm a boxer, I'm fit as a Gundam fighter should be.

Yuri: Glad to know your so hyped up to do this.

Chibodee: Why shouldn't I be?

Yuri: I'm probably just as strong as you, and I'm not wasting my energy punching an imaginary friend.

Chibodee: ~ slips off the side of his bed, and lands on the floor with a loud thunk. Frantically stands up and yells at Yuri.~ It's not an imaginary friend!~ dusting his hands off, crawling into bed.~ It's my imaginary fighting partner.

Yuri: ~face-fault.~ Point made.

Chibodee: We'll just see who's going to pass this training. It'll just prove that my practicing paid off.

Yuri: I'll prove to you that I can get past this thing without practicing with a figment of imagination.

Chibodee: Don't talk about him like that.

Yuri: I'm going to bed. ~turns around and closes his eyes.~

Chibodee: ~Whispering to the air.~ Don't worry, he didn't mean it like that.

Yuri: Shut up, Chibodee.

**Cabin #7

George: Do you think we're the only level-headed ones here?

Kurama: Well, everyone else seems to hate their partner.

George: I don't hate anybody, but I really would have been paired with Ryo.

Kurama: I can't really say that I blame you.

George: Finally, someone who understands me.

Kurama: I have to be able to understand. With Hiei always talking, you get used to it after a while.

George: Anyway. What's the third one?

Kurama: ~looks down at the paper in his hands.~ " If you are unable to complete a course, you will have to watch everyone eat in front of you." Doesn't sound quite fair.

George: So in other words, if we don't pass, we don't get fed?

Kurama: I suppose that's one way to translate it.

George: Well I guess we're just going to have to pass everything. Glad I don't have a partner that I have to fight.

Kurama: ~^_^~ Hopefully it stays that way.

**Cabin with no number

Hiei: What do you think your doing!? ~clunk, thwap, whap, crunch.~

Marik: ~swinging a baseball bat.~ Die shortyyyyyyyy!

Hiei: ~holds the bat from coming down on his head.~ All weapons were to be taken away. ~flashes paper in front of Marik.~ Read the fourth line Marik!

Marik: ~pauses with baseball bat in air as he reads the paper.~ " And if any weapon is used within, or outside the cabins (ex. baseball bat, Marik.....) they will be stuffed in a room surrounded by many, many cooing pigeons."

Hiei: See!?

Marik: Pigeons?

Hiei: Not just any pigeons. Cooing ones.

Marik: Cooing pigeons?~thinks for a moment.~

Hiei: I'd hate to be stuck in a room with pigeons. They would bob their heads and mock me. Or worse, they would poop on me.

Marik: ~gulp.~ I never had a bat out, right?

Hiei: I don't know, the one in your hands look very convincing.

Marik: ~throws bat to the side.~ Not anymore.

Hiei: Good, good. No more fighting, right?

Marik: No problem, shorty.

Hiei: ~getting all frustrated.~ I am not short.

Marik: Yes you are.

Hiei: So are you.

Marik: That doesn't make any diffrence.

Hiei: Yes it does! Your short, so you have no reason to call me short.

Marik: Sure it does.

Hiei: I'm going to go insane with you as a room mate!

Marik: Ah, ah. Cabin mate.

Hiei: ~grabs the bat and begins to chase Marik around.~

Marik: AHHHHHHH! THIS IS UNECESSARY!

**Cabin #42

~Both Kenshin and Marth are sitting on each side of the room, cross-legged on their beds, staring at each other.~

Kenshin: Come on Marth.

Marth: I never lose Kenshin.

Kenshin: You will.

Marth: Come on Kenshin, you know you want to. Your eyes are screaming at you. You can hear them now," Blink, Blink dammit Kenshin, Blink!"

Kenshin: ~resisting urge to laugh.~

Marth: You know you want to, your eyes are just watering. " Blink us Kenshin, Blink, Blink, Blink!"

Kenshin: ~giggling.~ Stop it Marth! ~giggles again and closes his eyes.~

Marth: I win! ~ jumps on his bed and begins dancing.~ I'm the weener! I'm the weener!

Kenshin: ~laughing as Marth dances around on his bed.~ -^_^- stop! stop! ~laughs.~

Marth: Oh, yeah baby. I won. Oh, yeah, you know it. I'M THE CHAMPION!~throws arms into air and shakes his butt.~

Kenshin: ~laughing.~

**Cabin #18

Kuno: Was it good?

Domon: I don't know, I never did it before.

Kuno: Damn. Well at least you know she's a nice woman.

Domon: Have you ever-?

Kuno: No, no. But I feel I'm getting closer every day.

Domon: How long have you been stalking her?

Kuno: I don't know, I lost track after a couple of years.

Domon: Yeah. I haven't really stalked her, but I know how it feels to be stalked.

Kuno: Really?

Domon: Yeah. Her name is Allenby. She is just 'coincindently' always there.

Kuno: What about Raine?

Domon: She's jealous, of course.

Kuno: Dang, so you have two women after you? I'd be glad just to have Ryo look at me with a smile on her face. A non-sarcastic one, of course.

Domon: I know how you could get her attension.

Kuno: What do I have to do?

**Cabin #55

Roy:.....~arms crossed, facing the entrance.~

Yusuke: ~ doing the same thing, glancing at Roy every now and then.~

Roy: Would you stop that!?

Yusuke: I'm not doing anything!

Roy: Yes you did! You were looking at me!

Yusuke: You lie!

Roy: I'm not lying!

Yusuke: Yes you are!

Roy: NO I'm not!

Yusuke: YES you are!

Roy: Nu uh.

Yusuke: Yea huh.

Roy: Nu uh.

Yusuke: Yea huh.

Roy: You started it!

Yusuke: Did not!

Roy: Did to!

Yusuke: Did NOT!

Roy: DID TO!

Yusuke: Shut up!

Roy: You!

Yusuke: You first!

Roy: Make me!

Yusuke: Fine! ~jumps off his bed and tries to strangle Roy, who does the same. They both end up on the floor, punching each other, and rolling around. Yusuke tries to punch Roy in the face, but Roy moves his head to the side and Yusuke ends up hitting the floor.~ You would so be in so much trouble if I had my spirit energy!

Roy: And you would so be in so much trouble if I had my sword!

Yusuke: I would have you knocked out before you could even reach for your sword!

Roy: No you wouldn't.

Yusuke: Yes I would.

Roy: No you wouldn't!

Yusuke: Yes, I would.

Roy: Don't start this again.

Yusuke: I didn't start it. And I didn't start it last time either.

Roy: Yes you did, don't lie Yusuke, you're a very bad liar.

Yusuke: Shut up, Roy.

Roy: Shut up, Yusuke.

Yusuke: Rock head.

Roy: Prep.

Roy/Yusuke: Grrrrr...

**Final Cabin #69

Ryo: So, uh. What's the rest of them say? ~wearily keeping to her side of the room.~

Ryou: Uh, rule number five states: " Make each other laugh once in a while, don't complain, and have fun."

Ryo: That sounds ironic.

Ryou: How so?

Ryo: They want us to have fun at a Training Camp?

Ryou: Now I see it.

Ryo: Next.

Ryou: " Make sure to come to agreement with your partner. Try striking up conversations with your partner, and always help each other on courses."

Ryo: Pff.

Ryou: " Do not fight unless instructed by the authors." I guess that shows for things to come.

Ryo: Yeah. Any more?

Ryou: One more. " Do not fret about cabin numbers."

Ryo: I have a feeling that last one relates to us.

Ryou: Why?

Ryo: O.o Uh, haven't you noticed what are cabin number even was?

Ryou: Yeah. 69.

Ryo: Do you even know what that means?

Ryou: No. Is it like a secret code?

Ryo: Eh, heh. Uhem. Uh, yes. Just like a secret code.

**Author's Cabin

Sabre: How is everything?

Panther: Peachy. Roy and Yusuke are fighting, as we expected. Actually, everything is going just like we thought they would.

Sabre: Do you think they'll kill each other before morning?

Panther: No. I think they are just doing this because one is mad that they can't see their girl, and the other is mad for the same reason. I suppose they just needed to spite each other to let off some steam.

Sabre: How about everyone else?

Panther: ~looks at the many screens on the wall.~ Domon and Kuno seems to be hitting it off pretty well. Oh, and look at this. George and Kurama are enjoying themselves with our instructions. They'll probably be the only ones who won't kill each other within the span of a day.

Sabre: Well I have the lesson planned for tomorrow.

Panther: How do we expect to wake them up in the morning?

Sabre: Oh....I have that planned too.

Panther: You're not going to kill them are you?

Sabre: Nooo. Why would I do that? Actually, they'll be waking up each other.

Panther: I think I know where you're going with this.

Sabre: Yes. You know what they say," Early bird gets the worm." ~both snicker evilly as everything fades off into blackness.~

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Well, yes. Now we can see how our lovely victim-er- recruits are doing with their new partners. So what exactly is going to be their first course. Well I guess you'll just have to find out with them.