Author's Note: Here's more. Enjoy!
Megatron (Armada): I will call him Mini-me....err....Leader-one...yesss
Cyclonus: Sir, are you drunk?
Megatron: Yessss....
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(updated version of Hot Shot as Mike Myers)
Optimus: Wow, this Pepsi tastes great!
Hot Shot: Optimus, this isnt a Pepsi, its a Pepsi Twist" *unzips the Pepsi*
Optimus: Well thats spiffy
Hot Shot: Oh and I'm not Hot Shot, I'm *unzips himself* MIKE MYERS, YEAH BABY!
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Tidal Wave: I'm way to big to combine with you, Megatron
Megatron: Youre right. Quick, men! carry Tidal Wave and throw him into the washer!
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Sideways: *to his Minicon's combined form* what the hell am I supposed to call you anyway? Rookwise? Crossrook? Bob? Joe? GGAAAH *shoots the Minicon* (Maelstrom)
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Rad: *to Perceptor* Stop Leader-1!
Perceptor: *punches Rad in the head* Dumbass (Maelstrom)
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Megatron: *looks at the Requiem Blaster, and sees a label* Can also be used as a toilet bowl cleaner?
Later on....
Thrust: *wades through water on the floor* What happened Megatron!?
Megatron: Well...it got rid of the toilet bowl grime..... *takes toilet paper off of his horns* (Maelstrom)
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Optimus (G1): *in the middle of a convo* Yeah, so me and Megatron started dukin' it out, right? And I'll- I'll admit he got in a few hits. But then he was all: "I would've waited an eternity for this *Optimus inhales*, Prime." And I was all: "Hell no!"
Ultra Magnus: Dude, Optimus, are you drunk?
Optimus: What? No!
Ultra Magnus: Yeah you are! You're such a lightweight!
Optimus. Now thats not true! I used to pound engergon cubes like it was my friggin' job! Plus I didnt have anything to eat today, and I'm on these plesibos' the doctor prescribed to me.
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Bluestreak: *looks on his bed, finds a note* "I really like you" *turns to see Optimus Prime blushing and holding his hands behind his back* (Maelstrom)
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Minicons: *all inside a giant gumball machine*
Optimus: Men, empty out your pockets...this is gonna take a while!
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Hot Shot: We really shouldn't have stopped at the train tracks sir
Prime: *looks at flattened quarters* But they are so neat looking!
Megatron: *carrying a huge sack full of flattened quarters* You loose, Prime! Bwahahaha!! (Maelstrom)
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Megatron: *is watching a soap opera*
Demolishor: Sir! We've found another Minicon, its the most powerful one in- *is cut off*
Megatron: SHH! I'm about to find out who killed Stephanie!
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Thrust: *sips on tea* good thing Megatron doesn't know about our meetings.
Sideways: I know, I'd hate to not have this quality time, more tea?
Thrust: oh yes please (Maelstrom)
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Megatron (When infiltrating the Autobot base): *quietly hums the Mission Impossible theme song*
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Scavenger: *sneaks up behind Cyclonus and takes the mini-con panel* I got the Mini-con, Neener Neener!
Cyclonus: That was rude and completely uncalled for!
Scavenger: awww don't cry poor baby.
Cyclonus:*bows head and shuffles away, sniffling* (Maelstrom)
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Thrust: Ah, Megatron, a star is falling, a sign that-
Megatron: Oh shut the hell up! You've been saying that crap ever since day one! You're fired! *points the star saber at Thrust, but slices off his head*...Whoops
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Cyclonus: I gave that Autobot the "Punch" line, gahahahahaha
Starscream: did anyone ever tell you you're not funny
Cyclonus *gets teary eyed* n...n...no, they're seriously not funny?
Starscream *shakes head*
Cyclonus:WAAAHHHH *cries* (Maelstrom)
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Galvatron: Now we'll board Astrotrain and...
Astrotrain: Why do we always have to ride me, how about I ride you for a change! *jumps on Galvatron's back*
Galvatron: BWAAAAA!
Astrotrain: Hi ho Galvy, AWAY! (Maelstrom)
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Soundwave: Has anyone seen my Brittany Spears cassette?
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Optimus: I dont care, KILL 'EM ALL!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (HotShot94)
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Megatron: So Thrust, what is your master plan for today?
Thrust: Well Megatron, I'll need some duct tape, a bar of soap, two Mini-cons, a bottle of vodka.... (Maelstrom)
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Megatron: *sitting on throne, petting Leader-1* I'll get you next time, GADGET!
Leader-1: REEOOWWW (Maelstrom)
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Unicron: Nick nack, pally whack, give the dog a bone! This old man came rolling home!
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Megatron: I'll kill you if you dont give me your Minicons.
Red Alert: Oh you think so? Bring the shizzle!
Sideways: We'll trizzle the shizzle all over the hizzle!
Optimus: Yeah? bring it ma-kizzer shana zarilla shaz biaz natch ga-ziza! *does a gang sign*
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Skywarp: *looks at Thundercracker* Hey, I'm I Thundercracker or is that you?
Thundercracker: You know what, I'm not to sure of that myself. We looks so much alike and all. (Agent A.T.)
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Soundwave: I pitty da foo' who don't listen to Soundwave. Sucka. (Agent A.T.)
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Thrust: Megatron has fallen. Starscream, you must be the new leader!
Starscream: Me? No, I couldn't! You go ahead! (Ashana)
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Demolishor: aw go suck an egg Megatron! (HotShot94)
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Silverbolt (G1): Alright Arielbots, combine! *they combine*
Superion: I am Voltron!...er no wait...
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Megatron (G1): _....._...._ *farts*
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Soundwave: *dressed up as an employee at Sam Goody*
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Sideswipe (Armada): Gee, Hot Shot, what're we gonna do tomorrow night?
Hot Shot: The same thing we do everynight, Sideswipe: try to take over the world!
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Starscream: Arcee will you marry me? (Space Toaster)
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Armada Starscream: I wanna soak up the sun... (Space Toaster)
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Megatron (Armada): NO! I BROKE A NAIL!
*cries*
Starscream: Oh boo-hoo!
Now stop you're whining you're giving me a headache! _
Red Alert: OH MY GOSH YOU BROKE A NAIL!? OKAY WHO'S GOT THE SUPER GLUE!
Hotshot: *quickly hides glue he was eating* Glue? What glue, I don't
have glue nope not me...*whistles innocently* (Alc)
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Rarchet(G1): I don't want to go to
parties. (Crazycat)
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Wheeljack(G1): No! Not the lab. *hides behind in the
closet* (Crazycat)
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Perceptor(G1): No more experements.
*smashes tubes* Be free my lovely pets *lets lots of wierd animals out of cages* (Crazycat)
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Demolisher: ((sitting dangerously close to a TV)) I love you, you
love me, we're a happy family... (Duel Mistress K)
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Thrust(armada): Slaggit,
Starscream! where the hell's
my lube?! (Duel Mistress K)
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Optimus (Armada): F is for friends who
do stuff together
Megatron: U is for u and me!
Both: N is for anywhere and anytime at all!
all Armada Bots: down here in the deep
blue sea!! (Duel Mistress K)
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Hotshot: ((after Smokescreen "died") Oh my god! You killed
Smokescreen!
Red-Alert: You bastard!! (Duel Mistress K)
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Unicron: hm. Maybe I should join the Autobots and forget Matrix. And while I'm at it, I'll become a member of the 'Humaine Socioty'. (K9)
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Megatron (armada): (get's on the front of the wrecked ship and puts his arms up.) I'M THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD! (K9)
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(Unicron is in robot mode humping Cybertron) (K9)
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(Kup opens a closet and finds Hot Rod and Arcee 'on the job',)
Kup: Hello, hello.
Hot Rod: Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer!
(All the humans and transformers, Autobot or otherwise, pop up and start taking pictures along wlth Kup.)
Hot Rod: D'oh!
Arcee: You had to say that didn't you? (K9)
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Author's Note: Well now, that's chapter 2! Thank you all for your submissions, but that doesent mean stop! Oh no! There's gonna be a third one coming out soon, but only if you submit your ideas! Keep 'em coming!
