Author's Note: Here's more. Enjoy!

Megatron (Armada): I will call him Mini-me....err....Leader-one...yesss

Cyclonus: Sir, are you drunk?

Megatron: Yessss....

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(updated version of Hot Shot as Mike Myers)

Optimus: Wow, this Pepsi tastes great!

Hot Shot: Optimus, this isnt a Pepsi, its a Pepsi Twist" *unzips the Pepsi* 

Optimus: Well thats spiffy 

Hot Shot: Oh and I'm not Hot Shot, I'm *unzips himself* MIKE MYERS, YEAH BABY!

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Tidal Wave: I'm way to big to combine with you, Megatron

Megatron: Youre right. Quick, men! carry Tidal Wave and throw him into the washer!

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Sideways: *to his Minicon's combined form* what the hell am I supposed to call you anyway?  Rookwise? Crossrook? Bob? Joe? GGAAAH *shoots the Minicon*  (Maelstrom)

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Rad: *to Perceptor* Stop Leader-1!

Perceptor: *punches Rad in the head* Dumbass (Maelstrom)

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Megatron: *looks at the Requiem Blaster, and sees a label* Can also be used as a toilet bowl cleaner?

Later on....

Thrust: *wades through water on the floor* What happened Megatron!?

Megatron: Well...it got rid of the toilet bowl grime..... *takes toilet paper off of his horns* (Maelstrom)

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Optimus (G1): *in the middle of a convo* Yeah, so me and Megatron started dukin' it out, right? And I'll- I'll admit he got in a few hits. But then he was all: "I would've waited an eternity for this *Optimus inhales*, Prime." And I was all: "Hell no!"

Ultra Magnus: Dude, Optimus, are you drunk?

Optimus: What? No!

Ultra Magnus: Yeah you are! You're such a lightweight!

Optimus. Now thats not true! I used to pound engergon cubes like it was my friggin' job! Plus I didnt have anything to eat today, and I'm on these plesibos' the doctor prescribed to me.

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Bluestreak: *looks on his bed, finds a note* "I really like you"  *turns to see Optimus Prime blushing and holding his hands behind his back*   (Maelstrom)

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Minicons: *all inside a giant gumball machine*

Optimus: Men, empty out your pockets...this is gonna take a while!

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Hot Shot: We really shouldn't have stopped at the train tracks sir

Prime: *looks at flattened quarters* But they are so neat looking!

Megatron: *carrying a huge sack full of flattened quarters* You loose, Prime! Bwahahaha!! (Maelstrom)

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Megatron: *is watching a soap opera*

Demolishor: Sir! We've found another Minicon, its the most powerful one in- *is cut off*

Megatron: SHH! I'm about to find out who killed Stephanie!

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Thrust: *sips on tea* good thing Megatron doesn't know about our meetings.

Sideways: I know, I'd hate to not have this quality time, more tea?

Thrust: oh yes please  (Maelstrom)

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Megatron (When infiltrating the Autobot base): *quietly hums the Mission Impossible theme song*

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Scavenger: *sneaks up behind Cyclonus and takes the mini-con panel* I got the Mini-con, Neener Neener!

Cyclonus: That was rude and completely uncalled for!

Scavenger: awww don't cry poor baby.

Cyclonus:*bows head and shuffles away, sniffling*  (Maelstrom)

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Thrust: Ah, Megatron, a star is falling, a sign that-

Megatron: Oh shut the hell up! You've been saying that crap ever since day one! You're fired! *points the star saber at Thrust, but slices off his head*...Whoops

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Cyclonus: I gave that Autobot the "Punch" line, gahahahahaha

Starscream: did anyone ever tell you you're not funny

Cyclonus *gets teary eyed* n...n...no, they're seriously not funny?

Starscream *shakes head*

Cyclonus:WAAAHHHH *cries*  (Maelstrom)

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Galvatron: Now we'll board Astrotrain and...

Astrotrain: Why do we always have to ride me, how about I ride you for a change! *jumps on Galvatron's back*

Galvatron: BWAAAAA!

Astrotrain: Hi ho Galvy, AWAY!   (Maelstrom)

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Soundwave: Has anyone seen my Brittany Spears cassette?

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Optimus: I dont care, KILL 'EM ALL!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (HotShot94)

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Megatron: So Thrust, what is your master plan for today?

Thrust: Well Megatron, I'll need some duct tape, a bar of soap, two Mini-cons, a bottle of vodka....   (Maelstrom)

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Megatron: *sitting on throne, petting Leader-1* I'll get you next time, GADGET!

Leader-1: REEOOWWW  (Maelstrom)

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Unicron: Nick nack, pally whack, give the dog a bone! This old man came rolling home!

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Megatron: I'll kill you if you dont give me your Minicons.

Red Alert: Oh you think so? Bring the shizzle!

Sideways: We'll trizzle the shizzle all over the hizzle!

Optimus: Yeah? bring it ma-kizzer shana zarilla shaz biaz natch ga-ziza! *does a gang sign*

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Skywarp: *looks at Thundercracker* Hey, I'm I Thundercracker or is that you?

Thundercracker: You know what, I'm not to sure of that myself. We looks so much alike and all. (Agent A.T.)

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Soundwave: I pitty da foo' who don't listen to Soundwave. Sucka. (Agent A.T.)

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Thrust: Megatron has fallen. Starscream, you must be the new leader!

Starscream: Me? No, I couldn't! You go ahead! (Ashana)

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Demolishor: aw go suck an egg Megatron! (HotShot94)

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Silverbolt (G1): Alright Arielbots, combine!   *they combine*     

Superion: I am Voltron!...er no wait...

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Megatron (G1): _....._...._ *farts*

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Soundwave: *dressed up as an employee at Sam Goody*

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Sideswipe (Armada): Gee, Hot Shot, what're we gonna do tomorrow night?

Hot Shot: The same thing we do everynight, Sideswipe: try to take over the world!

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Starscream: Arcee will you marry me? (Space Toaster)

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Armada Starscream: I wanna soak up the sun... (Space Toaster)

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Megatron (Armada): NO! I BROKE A NAIL! *cries*

Starscream: Oh boo-hoo! Now stop you're whining you're giving me a headache! _

Red Alert: OH MY GOSH YOU BROKE A NAIL!? OKAY WHO'S GOT THE SUPER GLUE!

Hotshot: *quickly hides glue he was eating* Glue? What glue, I don't have glue nope not me...*whistles innocently* (Alc)

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Rarchet(G1): I don't want to go to parties. (Crazycat)
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Wheeljack(G1): No! Not the lab. *hides behind in the closet* (Crazycat)
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Perceptor(G1): No more experements. *smashes tubes* Be free my lovely pets *lets lots of wierd animals out of cages* (Crazycat)

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Demolisher: ((sitting dangerously close to a TV)) I love you, you love me, we're a happy family... (Duel Mistress K)
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Thrust(armada): Slaggit, Starscream! where the hell's my lube?! (Duel Mistress K)
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Optimus (Armada): F is for friends who do stuff together

Megatron: U is for u and me!

Both: N is for anywhere and anytime at all!

all Armada Bots: down here in the deep blue sea!! (Duel Mistress K)
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Hotshot: ((after Smokescreen "died") Oh my god! You killed Smokescreen!

Red-Alert: You bastard!! (Duel Mistress K)

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Unicron: hm. Maybe I should join the Autobots and forget Matrix. And while I'm at it, I'll become a member of the 'Humaine Socioty'. (K9)

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Megatron (armada): (get's on the front of the wrecked ship and puts his arms up.) I'M THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD!  (K9)

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(Unicron is in robot mode humping Cybertron)  (K9)

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(Kup opens a closet and finds Hot Rod and Arcee 'on the job',)

Kup: Hello, hello.

Hot Rod: Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer!

(All the humans and transformers, Autobot or otherwise, pop up and start taking pictures along wlth Kup.)

Hot Rod: D'oh!

Arcee: You had to say that didn't you? (K9)

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Author's Note: Well now, that's chapter 2! Thank you all for your submissions, but that doesent mean stop! Oh no! There's gonna be a third one coming out soon, but only if you submit your ideas! Keep 'em coming!