Jack: I can't believe I won a holiday as a replacement spy of Solid Snake
that is copied to be like Shadow Moses and It even has colonel Campbell!
(On the codec one month later) Campbell: Snake do you remember that shoddy built tanker two years ago
Snake: Yes of course you idiot
Campbell: Right Are you in the Big Fat shell yet?
Snake: Yes just shut up!
Campbell: Ha, well I never! Anyway I think we should change your code-name.
Snake: Why, am I not good enough to have Solid Snake's code-name!?
Campbell: Never mind, we'll change it to eeerrrrrrrrrm eerrm Raiden.
Raiden: Raiden? Strange code-name.
Campbell: Okay we need to rescue president ponse-son before the terrorists can launch the nuke, and I hear it's also full of puke!
Raiden: A nuke full of puke?
Campbell: A nuke full of Puke
Raiden: A nuke full of puke!
Campbell: Now it's my turn to say shut up SHUT UP! By the way the president is located in strut B
Raiden: Maybe I'll just get on with the mission.
(On the codec one month later) Campbell: Snake do you remember that shoddy built tanker two years ago
Snake: Yes of course you idiot
Campbell: Right Are you in the Big Fat shell yet?
Snake: Yes just shut up!
Campbell: Ha, well I never! Anyway I think we should change your code-name.
Snake: Why, am I not good enough to have Solid Snake's code-name!?
Campbell: Never mind, we'll change it to eeerrrrrrrrrm eerrm Raiden.
Raiden: Raiden? Strange code-name.
Campbell: Okay we need to rescue president ponse-son before the terrorists can launch the nuke, and I hear it's also full of puke!
Raiden: A nuke full of puke?
Campbell: A nuke full of Puke
Raiden: A nuke full of puke!
Campbell: Now it's my turn to say shut up SHUT UP! By the way the president is located in strut B
Raiden: Maybe I'll just get on with the mission.
