I've been exzpecting someone to call me a hypocrite for this, but I guess I get to put this up before someone does. So to answer any questions... even with the lack of reviews, My character representing me, does not get into a romantic relationship with any of the Z charatcers, it's only friendship.

Also, I will only post the next chapter when I get four reviews for this chapter atleast.

Disclaimer: I don't own DragonBall Z.

Claimer: I own me.

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"So, what's your name?" Mirai Trunks asked as the girl staggered out of one of the many guest rooms.

Looking at Mirai Trunks blankly she blinked her eyes. "You know, I quite frankly... forgot it." She answered his question flatly.

Trunks fell over and out of his seat nearly before he looked over at the girl with warry eyes. "Why don't you remember your own name?"

"... Did I forget to mention my bad memory?"

Trunks fell over onto his face at this point from the shook of her statment, and decided that he was better off dropping the subject.

"Well," He started, slightly muffled from the floor. "I'm gonna have to call you something besides 'Girl'."

".... Call me... Bond! Jannet Bond!" She declared and threw a fist into the air as a none existent wind started up and blew her now shoulder length black hair backwards.

"... I don't get it."

The teenager sighed and closed her eyes. "Never mind, just call me... Jade. It's better than nothing." She muttered and folded her arms across her chest.

"Well, Jade," Mirai Trunks said as he tested her new name. "My mother's working on something that may help you get back to your dimension-"

"Yay!"

"Or may help you get to the next dimension."

"... You mean other world don't you."

"Yep."

Jade stopped her cheers and become a sulky person.

"Hey, I know what may cheer you up."

"What?"

"Shopping." Mirai Trunks sujested, cringing at the thought but stopped when he saw the look on Jade's face.

"NOOOooooo!!!! I don't wanna be zapped by another crazy bitch named Marisa for as long as I live! And I Hate MALLS!!" Jade cried out and ran away in fear.

"....." Trunks was speechless for a few minutes aftwards before looking thoughtful. "You know, I feel the same way. But mother might kill one of us for not going..." And with that he stood and darted off after the girl, finding her hidden in the Gravity Machine.

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"Mirai, why are we here?"

"For the last time, my mother wanted you to get something... decent."

I looked down at my shorts and shirt, when Dende had heald me, my clothes had been returned to normal, but I saw nothing wrong with them.

Trunks must have seen my questioning look, for he sighed and continued to explain.

"She says a young lady should wear something... more... womanly."

I stopped, palled and shook my head. "No! I like the tomboy look! I like my shorts and shirts! I am not going to wear a skirt for no-one!"

"Not even me?" Trunks asked jokingly. I smacked him on the arm knowing it didn't hurt, hell my hand hurt worse for it but it was the thought that mattered.

"Arg! All you males are the same! Perverted idiots!!"

Trunks laughed and shook his head, I stopped my rant and looked at him strangely, what was wrong with him? In the saga he had been so serious? "What in the world is wrong with you?" I demanded while edging away from him.

He stopped after a couple of chuckles. "Nothing, nothing." He said with a shake of his head. "You just, don't act like any girls I've ever seen, I mean, you don't like anything womanly?"

I shifted slightly before nodding my head. "Yeah, there is one thing... It's a diamond necklace, my birth stone, ya'know... I really like it, even though it costs a bit much..."

Trunks tilted his head to the side slightly, a small smile twitching on his mouth. "Well, why don't you have it?"

I hung my head and tapped my fingers together. "Because, you don't know my school, if you even seem a bit interested in being a normal girl you get, oogled by hormonaly challenged apes that grunt and scratch their crotches."

"Nani!??" Trunks exclaimed looking shocked and confused.

"Jocks, sports types... things that grunt in the night..." I explained for him.

"Oh."

"Yeah, by now I have them all convinced I'm some freak of nature... if I was seen even looking at girl things I'd be bothered from now till the end of the year."

Trunks scratched the back of his head a bit. "You don't really have that many friends do you?"

"Eh, a few here and there..." 'But none at my school' I added silently.

"... If you trust me I'll be your friend."

I looked at him with some suspision before nodding my head. "Fine. But try to make any moves on me and I'll slap you so hard, you'll get to the furture the hard way."

Trunks smirked at this. "Alright, that's fair."

So with that behind us, we stepped forth bravely and faced one of the worst monsters out there.

The Mall, and the Hordes of people lurking about it.

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"C`mon Mister Piccolo! Go Dad!" Gohan shouted as he watched his father and Piccolo spar. It appeared to be a even fight, both Piccolo and Goku were macthed punch for punch, or kick for kick.

Piccolo grunted as he narrowly dodged a punch to his head from Goku. In the blink of an eye he headbutted Goku and forced the slightly smaller Saiyan back through the air.

"OOOooww!" Goku yelled and rubbed his head fiercely for a few seconds before he glared at Piccolo. "That hurt." He spat out and tried to look mad.

Piccolo smirked. "Really? Well, with how thick your head is, I'd thought I'd recive more damage than you." Piccolo said, a hint of mirth in his voice.

Goku crossed his arms with a hrumph and was about to say something when he stopped and sniffed the air, and then drooled.

"Chi's making lunch!" Goku exclaimed and shot off in the direction of his house.

"Well..." Gohan started as he scratched the back of his head, golden blonde hair sticking everywhich way. "I guess todays fun is over."

Piccolo humphed and nodded his head before turning and walking out of the clearing. "Bye kid."

"Bye Mister Piccolo!" Gohan shouted as he waved at the Namek's retreating form before he too ran in the direction of his house.

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"So," I started and looked at the bag of stuff Mirai and I had bought as we tried to find our way Out of the Mall. "When's the fight with Cell?"

Mirai ran a hand through his hair and looked suddenly like everything was lost before shoving the thought away and gave me a weak smile. "In four days after today."

My eyebrows raised before dropping down to normal. "Why aren't you training?"

Mirai just looked at me like I was crazy. "Because, if I can't match Cell's Ki level now, I am no match for him. Even if I did train like mad, as my father is doing. But in the end, it would only hinder not help me."

"Oh... but how?"

"Fatigue would set in, that is how people can seriously harm themselves."

"Ah, I never knew that."

"Well now you know Jade. Hey, I think I see the exit!"

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Trian glared at his Transwarper worker number eight, more commonly known as Mirana, holding out something that did not look like a warp device. "What in the twenty worlds is that!?" He demanded of the worker.

Mirana snorted and shoved a lock of amythist hair out of her face. "'That' is the only thing that I can build at such short notice."

".. Well does it work?"

"Oh, it works. If you want the girl to grow some extra limbs, or lose some... or come back inside out.."

Trian turned a pale shade of blue. "Is, is there no way to bring her back alive and healthy?"

Mirana looked thoughtful for a few seconds before answering. "Nope."

Looking aghast Trian rubbed the back of his neck before rubbing his temples. "Fine. Aslong as the human doesn't suffer, she can not stay in that dimension for any longer."

"Yes Sir." Mirana replied swiftly before giving a small bow and left the office to find some of the cops she would need.

"May Kami, God and the Kai's have mercy on me when I die." Trian was heard muttering out under his breath a few minutes later when he went to authorize a warp jump to the DBZ Dimension.

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Mirai and I had finaly found and made it to the exit with the only casulity being a broken chair that had somehow gotten in our way to freedom. Following after Trunks, Mirai I mean, I was starting to mentaly call him Mirai so I wouldn't confuse him with the baby Trunks, anyways when the god awful screech rang through the air. Looking about I saw nothing, but then this bolt of light flashed out of the right and zoomed past me, missing me by an inch barely and hit one of the air cars to the left of me.

"What TheFuck!?!?" I cried out in extreme alarm as the car flashed and was gone, before being replaced with a car. That was inside out! "AHH!! TRUNKS!!" I screamed out in fear and ran like a headless chicken.

Trunks looked up, and saw as another flash of light came zooming out from the mall and was headed right for me. Thinking quickly he grabbed the bag of clothes he held and threw them forwards, intercepting the beam.

And also causing clothes with five arms, one leg or even more oddities to fly about. I was given no warning when Mirai grabbed my arm and took to the air with all speed possible to Capsule Corps.

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Mirana scowled as she watched the pair retreat. "Great, you morons have no aim! We Need To Return That Girl NOW!" She boomed out and smacked the heads of the guardians nearest her, weak 'Yes Ma'am's' answered her out burst as she stormed away.

One Guardian turned to another.

"Did you see what happened to that car? And the clothes? What if that happens to the girl?"

The second Guardian looked grim.

"May Kami have mercy on Mirana's, and ours, souls." He said while making a quick movement of a cross before the two hurried to catch up with Mirana.

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