A/N: Since you all seemed to enjoy this so much, I thought I'd continue it. The thing only takes me five minutes to write, why not?

Disclaimer: NO! I don't own Harry Potter.

Bold is Severus

Italics is Harry

Dungeon Conversations-2

Tell me, Mr. Potter, how did you get down here?

Snape.

*Caught off guard* What?

My name is Snape whetere you care to admit it or not.

Whatever, you're avoiding the question: how did you get down here?

I was lured here.

By who?

If you really must know, by Ron. I believe being around that rat all those years rubbed off on him.

*Slightly surprised* Oh really?

Yes. This is one of those experiences that let's you know who your true friends are.

*Confused* Why is that?

Because Draco tried to warn me.

*Now understanding* Ah.

I guess I really should have let the Hat put me in Slytherin. It is where you are supposed to make your true friends after all according to the Sorting Hat.

*Floored, literally* The Hat wanted to put you in Slytherin?

I do believe that came out in a squeak, Professor, and yes, the Hat wanted to put me there.

*Distressed and outraged* But you're the epitome of Gryffindor, why the Hell would it want to place you in Slytherin? You pulled the Gryffindor sword out of the Hat for Merlin's Sake!

Slytherin and Gryffindor were brothers.

*Sputters*

Believe me, I was just as shocked as you. They have the same father, different mothers.

Brothers?!

Half brothers

Merlin's Beard!

Strange, no?

A/N: Oh, this is great fun! Hopefully there will be more soon!