IT NEVER EXISTED
CHAPTER SIX
Trunks pride down to nothing
I am sooooooooooooooooooooo sorry! i wasn't able to post up lthe new chapter last weekend. Work and ........stuff o_~ Anyway here is chapter six and i will be updating next weekend.
"I'll go and get the cream!!" Trunks said in hysterics and got up to leave the room, and into the kitchen.
"And Goten will go and remove his boxers and lay on the ground" Pan said trying not to laugh at her best friends expence.
"WHAT??!!" Bra yelled
"Alright!!" Goten replied raring to go. Then Trunks re-entered the room, whipped cream in hand, grin on his face. He had just realised something that the card had said. Trunks casually walked over to Pan and held the can out to her.
"Trunks, what are you doing? Bra is putting and removing the cream from Goten not me!" Pan explained while walking over to the recliner and having a seat. Trunks followed her can outstreached. Pan looked at him with a questioning glance, wondering if he had heard anything that she had just said.
"On the card it read, 'Place whipped cream on any part of anyones body and get someone to lick it off'. Or in other words, you place whipped cream on any part of Gotens body and get Bra to lick it off!!" Trunks said in victory while Pan stared up at him in horror.
"No??" she huffed out.
"Yes!!" Trunks said in the same tone mocking her.
"Hold it for one flying fuck of a second!!" Goten yelled out. "Does this mean Pan is putting the cream on me?!" Trunks nodded slyly.
I should have made Goten lick it off of Trunks! Then i could have seen something that i would enjoy! Pan thought before she knew what she was thinking. What the hell am i thinking?! I don't like Trunks!!
"Hello Pan?" Trunks said in an annoying tone waving his hand infrount of her face.
"Wha?" Pan said coming out of her thoughts.
"Time to put some cream on some skin!"
"Do i really have to?" Pan wined. Trunks nodded. Pan reluctantly took the can, and slowly began to walk over to her uncle on the floor, pants and now boxers around his ankles. On his face was a terriffied look, Pan only looked at his expression and nothing else.
"Now i'm not going to look, but you are going to have to direct me to the............location. Understand?" Pan said looking at her uncles face to make sure that he understood.
"A...a..alright" he nodded. Pan looked up to face Bra who was standing infront of her, arms crossed in a nervous way, and with a nervous expression. Pan knelt next to near his hips, shook the can up and removed the lid. Lifted her arm above his groin region, glanced up to Goten and nodded.
"O...OK....um go down a bit i suppose" Goten began voice shaking. He had never been in this situation before......................well he had, but not with friends and relitives watching!
Pan did as she was told and went down a bit, with her eyes closed.
"Alright now stop, and start lowering it down, i will tell you when before you hit.....it" hearing that Trunks burst out in another fit of laughter. Bra couldn't take it any longer.
"Trunks shut the fuck up!! You are not improving this situation!!!" this only made him laugh harder and colapse on the floor. While all of this was going on Goten was paying attention to what Trunks and Bra was doing, and totaly forgot about Pan's hand still slowly making it's journey to the not so 'fibidden' land. She continued to lower her hand until she felt warm skin against hers, as did Goten but in a more embarrassing place than a hand. Both sayajins screamed in unsion. After gaining control of her voice Pan managed to curse her head off at Goten.
"Why the fuck didn't you tell me to stop!!?? You said that you would!! Can't you keep your thoughts on more inportant matters?!"
"Sorry! I got distracted!" Goten yelled in his defence.
"You seem to get distracted a lot, don't you!"
"I do n.......shut up!"
"Alright but this time tell me when to stop!!"
"I will" and once again Pan began to lower her hand, this time with her eyes open. "Now stop!" Goten called out, and imediatly Pan stopped and released the whipped cream onto his penis. Goten shivered as the cold cream touched his skin."it's cold!" he complained.
"Umm......Pan? Can i talk to you for a second? In private?" Bra asked starting to leave the room hoping that Pan would follow.
"Sure" and as Bra had hoped, Pan followed. Once out of certain sayajins hearing range, Bra pulled Pan into a corner.
"What is it Bra is everything alright? Your not nervous are you?" Pan questioned in a knowing tone.
"No!!..............And yes" Bra lowered her head. Pan raised her eyebrows, that was not the answer that she thought she was going to get. "You see, i am really not comfortable doing this infrount of you and my brother so i was wondering if you could just put the cream in a different place?" Bra asked in a hopeful tone.
"No way! If i had to touch his dick, you can at least have the guts to finish the job. I mean it's not like you two are relitives!" Pan said trying very hard not to raise her voice.
"Well would you do it to Trunks if Goten and me were in the room?" Bra asked in a cocky tone.
"No, i wouldn't do it at all!" Pan screached out. Bra gave a 'as if' look, followed by a pleading one. "Fine!" Pan said what seemed to be giving in.
"Thank-you!" Bra said very happily.
"Sure, all you have to do is lick the cream off of his penis and then i will put it on his chest" Pan said walking away back to the room so that by the time Bra realised what she had said she would be back in the males company and earshot.
"Hey wait a fucking second!!" Bra yelled out when Pan had reached the door, Pan kept on walking pretending that she hadn't hear a thing, but she had a grin on her face.
"There you two are" Goten said as Bra entered the room after Pan with a annoyed look on her face. "Do you have any idea how cold this is?!!" he continued to complain. Trunks started to laugh once again.
"No sorry we have no idea how this feels for you, but Bra can share the humilliation with you by putting you out of your uncomfortable position" Pan said giggling every few seconds.
"Fine i will do it!! But you two have to turn around" Bra said sounding stressed at what she had to do.
"OK well will turn around....." Pan began before she was interrupted by Trunks.
"We will??"
"Yes we will!" Pan said almost sounding like Bulma telling Vegeta what to do.
"Oh alright" Trunks said giving in.
"Good, now if i could finish!" Pan said taking a glance at Trunks. "If we turn around you have to promis that you will lick it all off" Pan finished sternly.
"Don't worry about that, i'm sure that Goten wouldn't let the tiniest bit go. This is his most favourite thing to do before sex, he told me so himself" Trunks said evily grinning.
"Dude! I told you that with utmost secresy!" Goten yelled with slightly pink cheaks.
"Oh yeah, sorry bout that. It just slipped out" Trunks said in a pathetic voice.
"Well i am also sorry if i just happen to say that your favourite thing to do is....." Goten threatened.
"Please don't say anything!" Trunks pleaded
"........is ...is...ummm......damn! I've forgotten!!"
"Ha! I think that we have the worlds next NASA recute right here in our very living room!" Trunks said sarcastically.
"Trunks stop beging such a fuck head!" Bra said more than pissed off.
"Sorry, but it is in my nature"
"Well can you stop it?"
"Ummmmm.........no" Bra sighed in frustration. But while all of this was going on Goten could feel the cream start to slid off. He knew that if the cream fell on the carpet that it would stain and Bulma would have his neak. If he stood up it would come off compleatly, so that meant that Bra was going to lick it off right now.
"Hey you guys?" Goten said staring at the cream sliding off. "This cream is going to have to come off right now!" Bra was the only one who looked down at the cream to see what was happening.
"Oh shit! OK now Pan and Trunks, you two will have to turn around right now" Bra said while getting down on all fours getting ready to lick it all off.
"Why? What's happening?" Pan asked concerned.
"It's falling off" was her reply before lowering her head closer to Goten's body.
"Eww" Pan and Trunks said at the same time as they turned around not wanting to see Goten get any pleasure out of this, but as it goes they couldn't stop the sounds from entering their sayaijn ears even if they did block them.
"Oh yeah!" Goten huffed out in pleasure.
"Oh Dende" Pan whispered out in discust while putting her hands over her ears to try and get rid of the sound. Trunks laughed at Pan. "what?" she asked
"It's nothing"
"No really, tell me. I want to know" Pan insisted. Trunks lent in closer to Pan as Goten moaned out in pleasure once again. Both Pan and Trunks shuddered in discust, before he lent in closer to Pan. She could feel his hair tickling her face.
"You see" Trunks started. "Bra really didn't want to do this and she gets revenge.....always"Trunks said actually sounding a little scared.
"I take it that she has taken revenge out on you?" Pan asked. Trunks nodded in response.
"Hundreds of times" he added
"Oh yes!!!" Goten called out extreamly loud
"Finished yet!?" Pan yelled out impatiently.
"Almost" Goten said through clenched teeth.
"Come on! You two have been at it for a good three minutes!" Trunks said not beleiving that it could have taken this long.
"Yeah your right, were finished. We have been playing around with your mind for about a minute and a half" Bra said simply. Trunks and Pan both turned around to see Goten now sitting on the ground with hid boxers on and Bra sitting on his lap.
"Trying to hide something from us are we?" Trunks asked with a knowing look at the poision that they were in. Both Bra and Goten blushed.
"Now who's shot is it now?" Bra asked breaking the arquard silence that Trunks had made with his comment.
"Mine" Goten said with an evil expression plantted on his face looking at Trunks. Trunks swallowed hard wondering what he was going to have to do. Everyone made their way back over to the coffee table and sat on the ground. Goten reached for the top card of the pack and read it, a smile crept across his face and looked up to Trunks who looked very nervous.
"I told you that i would get you back" Goten said grinning
"Just tell me what the fucking card says" Trunks argued
"Fine, the card says 'Sing Diamonds are a girls best friend in a G-string'. Do you think that you can handle it?" he asked slidding the card over the table to Trunks so that he could read it for himself.
"That's easy!" he replied sounding releaved.
"I'll just go and get one of mine from upstairs then shal i?" Bra said getting up off of the ground and beginning to make her way out of the room.
"No need" Trunks said. Bra and everyone else in the room turned to look at him in shock.
"What do you mean by 'no need'?" Pan asked giggling
"Do you mean to tell me that you own a G-string?!" Bra asked on the verge of laughter.
"Not only do i own one, i'm wearing it right now" Trunks said with pride in his voice. Everyone burst into a fit of laughter and rolling around on the groud. "What?" Trunks asked. "They are very comfortable!" this only made them laugh harder.
"Alright, alright, alright. Better hurry up and get this over and done with" Pan said controlling her laughter as did Goten and Bra.
"OK" Trunks said while starting to take off his muscle singlet followed by his shoes and socks. Trunks looked at their faces to see that all of them were trying really hard not to laugh. He sighed heavily and pulled down his pants. As he did so, all three of them cracked up laughing again seeing the words "SEX BOMB" written on the front in flames.
"Hey stop laughing!" Trunks protested in his own defence.
"Hey Trunks!?" Pan said through laughs "What did the copper say to you when they did a strip search?"
"U....a...well you see....that's none of your buisness!!" Trunks said
"Trunks i would hurry up if i were you! I think that i can hear someone coming!!" Goten said jokingly. Little did he know how correct he was.
"Ha, ha very funny! Can i start now?"
"Sure, go right ahead!"
"Thank-you" Trunks said gaining his posture.
"Come on Trunks let me see some of those dancing moves that i saw before!" Pan called out.
"What dance moves would those be exactly and when was this performed?" Goten asked arms crossed and a look that matched one of Gohan's
"Nothing and nowhere" Pan answered quickly
"Right!" Trunks agreed
"OK, now start!" Goten urged
"A kiss one the hand may be quite continental,
But diamonds are a girls best friend,
A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental,
On your humble flat,
Or help you feed your pussy cat" Trunks sung out loud and dancing aroud the livingroom while everyone was laughing at his expence.
"Men grow cold as girls grow old,
And we all loose our charms in the end,
But square cut or pear shaped,
These rocks won't loose their shape,
Cause diamods are a girls best friend" At that moment a figure appeared at the door but nobody seemed to notice for they were either too embarressed or laughing too hard to pay attention.
"Tiffanies!,
Counting it,
Cause we are living in a material world,
And i am a material girl,
There may come a ime when a lass needs a lawyer,
But diamonds are s girls best friend,
There may come a time a when our heart was uneployeder.........." then the figure at the door spoke up making everyone in the room jump, especially Trunks.
"What the fuck is happening!!?" Vegeta's voice boomed through everyone ears. Trunks lept into the air a went to go and hid behind Pan. "Prancing around in a G-string, singing Diamonds are a girls best friend?! This is something that i would have expected from Goten! But not you!!"
"Hey in resent that!!" Goten yelled at Vegeta, who in return gave him a death glare. "Sorry your majesty" Goten said crawling behind Bra for protection.
"You and i will be having a sparing match early tomorrow at 3:30am, no excuses!!" Vegeta said pointing to Trunks.
"S...sure" he managed to squeak out and with that he left the room. Everyone let out a heavy sigh of releif.
"Well if i may say so i think that we should stop playing now" Goten suggested.
"Yes!!" Trunks and Pan agreed but Bra didn't.
"wait before we do i want to draw out my card! That's not fair that everyone else got to" she complained
"Fine! Just stop your winging!" Trunks said in annoyance while putting his pants back on. Bra walked past Pan and gave her a look that she couldn't translate. Bra took the top card off of the deck and grinned, and the only words that left her mouth was.
"Pan to Trunks" Pan and Trunks looked at eachother now knowing what the look was for.
"Revenge" they said simultaneously
"I'll just leave you two alone" Bra said evily and left the room with Goten following close behind.
Pan walked over to the table where Bra had left the card sitting, she picked it up. Her eyes bulged as she saw what was written on it.
"What? What is it? Wait i don't want to know, don't tell me!" Trunks said even though he knew that Pan was going to say it to him anyway, and two words escaped from her mouth.
"Lap dance"
Well there is chapter 6. What will happen? will Pan go through with it?? I'm not saying jack shit! You'll have to read the next chapter!! HA HA!!!
Anyway please review, anbd thanks to the people who have been. Keep it up!!
