When Andrew got home, the family owl Mudder, a brown barn owl had Brought him a howler from Jessica. Andrew felt lucky that his parents weren't home, so he opened it quickly. It screamed:
ANDREW YOU SELFISH BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU RUN OFF TO THAT SCHOOL! TAKING OFF AND DITCHING YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES! YOU AREN'T GOING TO DRUMSTRANGE! HIDING THERE LIKE A LITTLE FUCKING COWARD! THIS YEAR I MEAN IT! I'LL COME AND HUNT YOU DOWN! I KNOW WHERE YOUR DORMITORIES ARE, YOU LITTLE BASTARD! I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!!
The letter finally concluded after many more cursing sentences like the previous ones. As it went on it cursed more graphically with more of her murderous fantasies. After the longest twenty minutes of Andrew's whole the letter finally turned to ash, a small reminder of all the cruel things Jessica had said to him. Andrew picked up his quill and wrote two words:

TRY ME He knew Mudder would be back in a matter of minutes to he started a letter to.